"Black Cat, where's the punishment for the task you mentioned?" Lin Jin, who had returned to the dormitory, propped up his cheek with one hand and looked at his phone on the desk, typing with the other, "Didn't you say I'd be ambushed by thugs in the alley these days? Can't you give me an exact time and place so I can prepare?"
He waited for a moment, then a cat suddenly fell from the top of the phone, landing with a 'plop' on what was supposedly the ground of the phone. It bounced twice, and then the black cat looked up somewhat bewildered, mumbling to itself, "How did I end up here?"
"Are you nuts?" Lin Jin raised an eyebrow, "Can you answer my question?"
Lin Jin wasn't too bothered about being harassed by Chen Hao. After all, if he got him too annoyed, he could just take out the wolf spray, kitchen knife, fruit knife, etc., prepared for the punishment, and give them a series of dazzling appearances, scaring Chen Hao silly and he definitely wouldn't be bothered anymore.
"Hmm." The black cat groomed its glossy black fur before standing up, paws behind its back, slightly hunched over like an old man, pacing back and forth.
After a moment, it seemed to remember something, clapped its paws together, and exclaimed, "I've already given you the punishment, haven't I?"
"Really? You're not tricking me, are you?" Lin Jin looked suspiciously at the bubble above the black cat's head, squinting and typing quickly with his thumb, "Tell me, what's going on?"
"It was yesterday when you went to get a haircut. I arranged for a thug, didn't she get you?" The black cat seemed somewhat surprised, took out a white, triangular-like object from behind itself, and pulled out a large LCD TV from it, "Look, even though I wasn't there... I mean my cat-self wasn't there, I still recorded it."
Lin Jin nodded. What he originally thought was that the white thing seemed to be Doraemon's pocket. But did the black cat's bubble really say "she"?
A guess crossed Lin Jin's mind, the punishment the black cat was talking about couldn't be being teased by the barbershop owner, could it? It felt a bit far-fetched, but a punishment like "heh heh heh" if said to be teasing, did seem plausible.
Then the black cat pulled out a remote control, turned on the screen, and Lin Jin saw a flat-chested, short-haired girl with a perky butt appear on the screen. This girl was bathing, completely naked, with clear and tempting skin.
But something was strangely familiar...
Lin Jin's face turned half red and then, the next moment, black as coal.
Damn it! The girl bathing in the display was him, wasn't it? And it was even a scene of him bathing when he had turned into a woman, with a flat lower body almost concave. He hadn't even dared to look at himself when he was a woman, and now the black cat had seen it all? Even recorded it?!
"......" The black cat stared blankly at the screen, snapping out of it only after a dozen seconds. Glancing at Lin Jin outside the phone screen, he chuckled awkwardly and explained, "I set this up for full-time monitoring, but I've never peeked at you showering! Really, I'm just a cat!"
"The more you explain, the more I want to kill you..."
"I love to bathe, my skin’s so nice~ Ya ya ya ya~ With my shower cap on, I'm bouncing around~"
A mortifying song came out from the phone. Lin Jin, whose face had already turned as black as charcoal, experienced a sudden change of facial expression, blushing bright red.
This was a song he sung in a childish voice while bathing the night before last...
At that time, singing while showering had felt relaxing. Now, watching herself naked, bathing and singing in the third person, she felt utterly ashamed.
"Turn it off!" Lin Jin yelled in embarrassment and anger.
"Oh!"
The black cat nodded immediately, turning off the screen with the remote control.
"Lin Jin, what are you getting so angry about?" Wen Xuan was confused, turning to Lin Jin, "You suddenly shouted and scared me. Also, who sang that song just now? It's terrible."
"It's nothing." Lin Jin tried to look stern, attempting to get rid of the red flush on his face, but his recently reddened face was clearly not going to fade so quickly. "I don't know who it was, just a voice message in the group."
"Why is your face so red?" Wen Xuan curiously looked at Lin Jin, "Were you harassed by a pervert online?"
You could say that he was harassed by a pervert, but the pervert harassing Lin Jin was just a black cat.
Lin Jin sighed, not denying it, and nodded heavily, "This pervert showed me his thing, it's disgusting."
The black cat in the phone glared, immediately rebutting Lin Jin's words with a text bubble: "If you can see my thing, then you're skilled, okay?! When did I become so perverted?! The most I've done is peek at you showering, watch you flirting with men..."
It suddenly realized that it seemed to have said something wrong and quickly covered its mouth.
"Truly perverted." Wen Xuan sighed, "There are always various perverts on the internet. I once encountered one while using the message-in-a-bottle feature. I wanted to flirt with girls, but I ended up with a pervert who sent me weird videos. I enjoyed watching them, though."
"You seem kind of perverted too..." Lin Jin listened to Wen Xuan's words, his mouth twitching uncontrollably.
As a pure and good child, he never watched those kinds of things, mainly because they were troublesome and could cause computer viruses.
"That's a normal reaction for a man!" Wen Xuan said defiantly, standing tall. But in the next moment, his tone weakened considerably as he whispered to Lin Jin, "Remember when we went out to play last time? It cost over four hundred, and my mom asked me how I spent it..."
"And then?" Lin Jin stared at the phone, afraid that if he looked away for a second, the black cat would open the screen to watch his bath video.
"Then I said I was taking my girlfriend out to have fun!" Wen Xuan said with a guilty increase in volume, "Because I mentioned it before we left, didn't I? If my mom asks, I'll just tell her this."
Lin Jin recalled the words Wen Xuan had said before. It seemed that he had said if his mom wanted to see the so-called girlfriend, he would take Lin Jin home to appease her.
Damn it! No wonder Wen Xuan suddenly seemed so weak!
"Then my mom said to bring my girlfriend home when I have time to let her take a look or whatever." Wen Xuan laughed, his hands constantly rubbing together, "So I can only plan to really take you home."
"I'm a man!" Lin Jin refused, righteously.
"You're a man?" Wen Xuan was stunned for a moment, then quickly realized what was going on. Lin Jin had been in the boys' dormitory so long she had almost forgotten that she was actually a woman.
"It's okay, just dress as a woman." Wen Xuan didn't break the charade, continuing to smile and beg, "Even though my mom won't mind me spending money to treat my roommates to meals or whatever, if I say it's for treating my girlfriend, she will have even less to say."
"You know, even though my family has some money, rich people are often stingy." Wen Xuan slapped his thigh, "That's it then! When you have time, come with me to talk to my mom!"
"What now..." Lin Jin looked confused. Wasn't this the same tactic he used when he asked Wen Xuan to treat them before?
"We agreed, no backing out, I'll tell my mom too."
"Hey!"
"Hey, mom..." Wen Xuan immediately made the call, and it was answered right away, "I'll bring my girlfriend to see you in a while, she's very busy working right now..."
Lin Jin watched Wen Xuan talking happily into the phone, his mouth twitching. All his complaints about the black cat had shifted to Wen Xuan.
This damn pervert!
Translator’s Note: the message in a bottle (漂流瓶) feature on social media allows you to send a message to some random person.
"Black Cat, where's the punishment for the task you mentioned?" Lin Jin, who had returned to the dormitory, propped up his cheek with one hand and looked at his phone on the desk, typing with the other, "Didn't you say I'd be ambushed by thugs in the alley these days? Can't you give me an exact time and place so I can prepare?"
He waited for a moment, then a cat suddenly fell from the top of the phone, landing with a 'plop' on what was supposedly the ground of the phone. It bounced twice, and then the black cat looked up somewhat bewildered, mumbling to itself, "How did I end up here?"
"Are you nuts?" Lin Jin raised an eyebrow, "Can you answer my question?"
Lin Jin wasn't too bothered about being harassed by Chen Hao. After all, if he got him too annoyed, he could just take out the wolf spray, kitchen knife, fruit knife, etc., prepared for the punishment, and give them a series of dazzling appearances, scaring Chen Hao silly and he definitely wouldn't be bothered anymore.
"Hmm." The black cat groomed its glossy black fur before standing up, paws behind its back, slightly hunched over like an old man, pacing back and forth.
After a moment, it seemed to remember something, clapped its paws together, and exclaimed, "I've already given you the punishment, haven't I?"
"Really? You're not tricking me, are you?" Lin Jin looked suspiciously at the bubble above the black cat's head, squinting and typing quickly with his thumb, "Tell me, what's going on?"
"It was yesterday when you went to get a haircut. I arranged for a thug, didn't she get you?" The black cat seemed somewhat surprised, took out a white, triangular-like object from behind itself, and pulled out a large LCD TV from it, "Look, even though I wasn't there... I mean my cat-self wasn't there, I still recorded it."
Lin Jin nodded. What he originally thought was that the white thing seemed to be Doraemon's pocket. But did the black cat's bubble really say "she"?
A guess crossed Lin Jin's mind, the punishment the black cat was talking about couldn't be being teased by the barbershop owner, could it? It felt a bit far-fetched, but a punishment like "heh heh heh" if said to be teasing, did seem plausible.
Then the black cat pulled out a remote control, turned on the screen, and Lin Jin saw a flat-chested, short-haired girl with a perky butt appear on the screen. This girl was bathing, completely naked, with clear and tempting skin.
But something was strangely familiar...
Lin Jin's face turned half red and then, the next moment, black as coal.
Damn it! The girl bathing in the display was him, wasn't it? And it was even a scene of him bathing when he had turned into a woman, with a flat lower body almost concave. He hadn't even dared to look at himself when he was a woman, and now the black cat had seen it all? Even recorded it?!
"......" The black cat stared blankly at the screen, snapping out of it only after a dozen seconds. Glancing at Lin Jin outside the phone screen, he chuckled awkwardly and explained, "I set this up for full-time monitoring, but I've never peeked at you showering! Really, I'm just a cat!"
"The more you explain, the more I want to kill you..."
"I love to bathe, my skin’s so nice~ Ya ya ya ya~ With my shower cap on, I'm bouncing around~"
A mortifying song came out from the phone. Lin Jin, whose face had already turned as black as charcoal, experienced a sudden change of facial expression, blushing bright red.
This was a song he sung in a childish voice while bathing the night before last...
At that time, singing while showering had felt relaxing. Now, watching herself naked, bathing and singing in the third person, she felt utterly ashamed.
"Turn it off!" Lin Jin yelled in embarrassment and anger.
"Oh!"
The black cat nodded immediately, turning off the screen with the remote control.
"Lin Jin, what are you getting so angry about?" Wen Xuan was confused, turning to Lin Jin, "You suddenly shouted and scared me. Also, who sang that song just now? It's terrible."
"It's nothing." Lin Jin tried to look stern, attempting to get rid of the red flush on his face, but his recently reddened face was clearly not going to fade so quickly. "I don't know who it was, just a voice message in the group."
"Why is your face so red?" Wen Xuan curiously looked at Lin Jin, "Were you harassed by a pervert online?"
You could say that he was harassed by a pervert, but the pervert harassing Lin Jin was just a black cat.
Lin Jin sighed, not denying it, and nodded heavily, "This pervert showed me his thing, it's disgusting."
The black cat in the phone glared, immediately rebutting Lin Jin's words with a text bubble: "If you can see my thing, then you're skilled, okay?! When did I become so perverted?! The most I've done is peek at you showering, watch you flirting with men..."
It suddenly realized that it seemed to have said something wrong and quickly covered its mouth.
"Truly perverted." Wen Xuan sighed, "There are always various perverts on the internet. I once encountered one while using the message-in-a-bottle feature. I wanted to flirt with girls, but I ended up with a pervert who sent me weird videos. I enjoyed watching them, though."
"You seem kind of perverted too..." Lin Jin listened to Wen Xuan's words, his mouth twitching uncontrollably.
As a pure and good child, he never watched those kinds of things, mainly because they were troublesome and could cause computer viruses.
"That's a normal reaction for a man!" Wen Xuan said defiantly, standing tall. But in the next moment, his tone weakened considerably as he whispered to Lin Jin, "Remember when we went out to play last time? It cost over four hundred, and my mom asked me how I spent it..."
"And then?" Lin Jin stared at the phone, afraid that if he looked away for a second, the black cat would open the screen to watch his bath video.
"Then I said I was taking my girlfriend out to have fun!" Wen Xuan said with a guilty increase in volume, "Because I mentioned it before we left, didn't I? If my mom asks, I'll just tell her this."
Lin Jin recalled the words Wen Xuan had said before. It seemed that he had said if his mom wanted to see the so-called girlfriend, he would take Lin Jin home to appease her.
Damn it! No wonder Wen Xuan suddenly seemed so weak!
"Then my mom said to bring my girlfriend home when I have time to let her take a look or whatever." Wen Xuan laughed, his hands constantly rubbing together, "So I can only plan to really take you home."
"I'm a man!" Lin Jin refused, righteously.
"You're a man?" Wen Xuan was stunned for a moment, then quickly realized what was going on. Lin Jin had been in the boys' dormitory so long she had almost forgotten that she was actually a woman.
"It's okay, just dress as a woman." Wen Xuan didn't break the charade, continuing to smile and beg, "Even though my mom won't mind me spending money to treat my roommates to meals or whatever, if I say it's for treating my girlfriend, she will have even less to say."
"You know, even though my family has some money, rich people are often stingy." Wen Xuan slapped his thigh, "That's it then! When you have time, come with me to talk to my mom!"
"What now..." Lin Jin looked confused. Wasn't this the same tactic he used when he asked Wen Xuan to treat them before?
"We agreed, no backing out, I'll tell my mom too."
"Hey!"
"Hey, mom..." Wen Xuan immediately made the call, and it was answered right away, "I'll bring my girlfriend to see you in a while, she's very busy working right now..."
Lin Jin watched Wen Xuan talking happily into the phone, his mouth twitching. All his complaints about the black cat had shifted to Wen Xuan.
This damn pervert!
Translator’s Note: the message in a bottle (漂流瓶) feature on social media allows you to send a message to some random person.
