Chapter 85: Farting
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Chapter 85: Farting
The scene was quite awkward, with twelve people gathered around four zongzi, looking at each other up and down.nôvel binz was the first platform to present this chapter.
The expressions on the faces of those four individuals were quite intriguing: embarrassment, fear, awkwardness, pleading, forced composure, and more, all at once.
For a moment, the atmosphere fell silent.
Clearly, both sides were unsure of how to handle the current situation.
After a long while, one of the boys who had previously clashed with Chen Mu put on a sheepish and ingratiating expression and addressed everyone present, "Um... hello, senior brothers and sisters, have you all eaten?"
"Snort..."
With that statement, Du Jiajia burst into laughter. She had always had a low threshold for humor, and even a joke from ten years ago could make her laugh uncontrollably, keeping her amused from lunch to dinner.
Chen Mu felt somewhat helpless, thinking that he might have encountered another guy like Sun Yuan.
He had already noticed that the four individuals came here with the sole purpose of finding supplies and food, but he was unsure if they had planned it in advance or just stumbled upon this place.
The boy who spoke earlier had acted decisively and accurately when they first met, indicating that he had some combat experience, perhaps possessing a unique kind of ability.
Based on He Ying's experience, there weren't many people who discovered their own abilities, let alone those with combat capabilities. In fact, even within the current Mingqi organization, there was only one true combat-capable individual, Wei Dalei, while He Ying herself could only be considered half-capable.
Chen Mu was about to ask about the background of these four people when Zhao Xiaoyan suddenly sniffed and asked, "It smells awful, who farted?"
Chen Mu also recalled the foul smell he had noticed when they started fighting, but by now, some time had passed, and it had already dissipated for the most part, except for Zhao Xiaoyan, who had activated her ability and could still smell it.
One of the four boys raised his hand slowly, with a mixture of embarrassment and unease, and said in a low voice, "It was me."
At that moment, Chen Mu was left dumbfounded.
In fact, only he had truly experienced the peak level of that foul smell. Although it indeed smelled like a fart, Chen Mu absolutely didn't believe that a human's fart could be that bad. He even momentarily thought the other party might have used some kind of biochemical weapon.
But evidently, there was no need for this person to lie.
Moreover, upon recalling it, he had indeed smelled it when capturing that boy.
This made things clear.
It meant that this person's ability was to produce exceptionally stinky farts?
"Is this a superpower?" Zhao Xiaoyan asked with a frown. If that was the case, this ability seemed to conflict with hers.
"Superpower? Oh, yes!"
The boy appeared a bit embarrassed but didn't dare to conceal the truth, so he could only nod in admission.
Indeed, that was the case.
Everyone exchanged looks, evidently stunned by this fact.
Chen Mu suddenly stopped asking further questions and instead turned to discuss with Tang Jing and Dong Junwei.
Afterward, they separated the four individuals.
Dong Junwei and Tang Jing respectively questioned the three boys, while Chen Mu continued to deal with the girl.
"What's your name?"
"Lan Shan Shan."
"Alright, Lan Shan Shan, if we had met by chance on the road, perhaps we could have coexisted peacefully, and you might have even become our companion. However, you chose to sneak in secretly and greet us in this manner. Since that's the case, please prepare for the worst."
Chen Mu neither intimidated nor comforted her; he simply spoke in a calm tone, "You should understand why we're questioning each of you separately. We don't want to harm anyone, but sometimes, to survive, we have to do things that go against our hearts. I hope you can understand."
Lan Shan Shan swallowed hard and nodded.
Chen Mu was satisfied with her response and continued, "Alright, let me ask the first question: What are the names of your other three companions?"
"Cao Zishan, Xue Xu, and Lu Liangliang."
"And the one who can... release the odor...?"
"Xue Xu." Lan Shan Shan answered without waiting for Chen Mu to finish the question, being straightforward.
"Is his ability really the same as he described earlier?" Chen Mu inquired further.
"Yes, it's basically the same."
"Basically?"
"Well... sometimes, when he's scared or anxious, he can't help but release the odor. Maybe he feels embarrassed about it, so he didn't mention that earlier."
Clearly, in order to gain Chen Mu's trust, Lan Shan Shan didn't hesitate to reveal her companion's secret.
Thinking back to the earlier situation, it seemed that Xue Xu was forced into such a situation and involuntarily let out a fart. It wasn't intentional targeting him.
Nevertheless, recalling that earth-shattering, tear-inducing fart, Chen Mu found it hard to put into words.
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Chapter 85: Farting
The scene was quite awkward, with twelve people gathered around four zongzi, looking at each other up and down.nôvel binz was the first platform to present this chapter.
The expressions on the faces of those four individuals were quite intriguing: embarrassment, fear, awkwardness, pleading, forced composure, and more, all at once.
For a moment, the atmosphere fell silent.
Clearly, both sides were unsure of how to handle the current situation.
After a long while, one of the boys who had previously clashed with Chen Mu put on a sheepish and ingratiating expression and addressed everyone present, "Um... hello, senior brothers and sisters, have you all eaten?"
"Snort..."
With that statement, Du Jiajia burst into laughter. She had always had a low threshold for humor, and even a joke from ten years ago could make her laugh uncontrollably, keeping her amused from lunch to dinner.
Chen Mu felt somewhat helpless, thinking that he might have encountered another guy like Sun Yuan.
He had already noticed that the four individuals came here with the sole purpose of finding supplies and food, but he was unsure if they had planned it in advance or just stumbled upon this place.
The boy who spoke earlier had acted decisively and accurately when they first met, indicating that he had some combat experience, perhaps possessing a unique kind of ability.
Based on He Ying's experience, there weren't many people who discovered their own abilities, let alone those with combat capabilities. In fact, even within the current Mingqi organization, there was only one true combat-capable individual, Wei Dalei, while He Ying herself could only be considered half-capable.
Chen Mu was about to ask about the background of these four people when Zhao Xiaoyan suddenly sniffed and asked, "It smells awful, who farted?"
Chen Mu also recalled the foul smell he had noticed when they started fighting, but by now, some time had passed, and it had already dissipated for the most part, except for Zhao Xiaoyan, who had activated her ability and could still smell it.
One of the four boys raised his hand slowly, with a mixture of embarrassment and unease, and said in a low voice, "It was me."
At that moment, Chen Mu was left dumbfounded.
In fact, only he had truly experienced the peak level of that foul smell. Although it indeed smelled like a fart, Chen Mu absolutely didn't believe that a human's fart could be that bad. He even momentarily thought the other party might have used some kind of biochemical weapon.
But evidently, there was no need for this person to lie.
Moreover, upon recalling it, he had indeed smelled it when capturing that boy.
This made things clear.
It meant that this person's ability was to produce exceptionally stinky farts?
"Is this a superpower?" Zhao Xiaoyan asked with a frown. If that was the case, this ability seemed to conflict with hers.
"Superpower? Oh, yes!"
The boy appeared a bit embarrassed but didn't dare to conceal the truth, so he could only nod in admission.
Indeed, that was the case.
Everyone exchanged looks, evidently stunned by this fact.
Chen Mu suddenly stopped asking further questions and instead turned to discuss with Tang Jing and Dong Junwei.
Afterward, they separated the four individuals.
Dong Junwei and Tang Jing respectively questioned the three boys, while Chen Mu continued to deal with the girl.
"What's your name?"
"Lan Shan Shan."
"Alright, Lan Shan Shan, if we had met by chance on the road, perhaps we could have coexisted peacefully, and you might have even become our companion. However, you chose to sneak in secretly and greet us in this manner. Since that's the case, please prepare for the worst."
Chen Mu neither intimidated nor comforted her; he simply spoke in a calm tone, "You should understand why we're questioning each of you separately. We don't want to harm anyone, but sometimes, to survive, we have to do things that go against our hearts. I hope you can understand."
Lan Shan Shan swallowed hard and nodded.
Chen Mu was satisfied with her response and continued, "Alright, let me ask the first question: What are the names of your other three companions?"
"Cao Zishan, Xue Xu, and Lu Liangliang."
"And the one who can... release the odor...?"
"Xue Xu." Lan Shan Shan answered without waiting for Chen Mu to finish the question, being straightforward.
"Is his ability really the same as he described earlier?" Chen Mu inquired further.
"Yes, it's basically the same."
"Basically?"
"Well... sometimes, when he's scared or anxious, he can't help but release the odor. Maybe he feels embarrassed about it, so he didn't mention that earlier."
Clearly, in order to gain Chen Mu's trust, Lan Shan Shan didn't hesitate to reveal her companion's secret.
Thinking back to the earlier situation, it seemed that Xue Xu was forced into such a situation and involuntarily let out a fart. It wasn't intentional targeting him.
Nevertheless, recalling that earth-shattering, tear-inducing fart, Chen Mu found it hard to put into words.
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Chapter 85: FartingThe scene was quite awkward, with twelve people gathered around four zongzi, looking at each other up and down.novel binz was the first platform to present this chapter.The expressions on the faces of those four individuals were quite intriguing: embarrassment, fear, awkwardness, pleading, forced composure, and more, all at once.For a moment, the atmosphere fell silent.Clearly, both sides were unsure of how to handle the current situation.After a long while, one of the boys who had previously clashed with Chen Mu put on a sheepish and ingratiating expression and addressed everyone present, "Um... hello, senior brothers and sisters, have you all eaten?""Snort..."With that statement, Du Jiajia burst into laughter. She had always had a low threshold for humor, and even a joke from ten years ago could make her laugh uncontrollably, keeping her amused from lunch to dinner.Chen Mu felt somewhat helpless, thinking that he might have encountered another guy like Sun Yuan.He had already noticed that the four individuals came here with the sole purpose of finding supplies and food, but he was unsure if they had planned it in advance or just stumbled upon this place.The boy who spoke earlier had acted decisively and accurately when they first met, indicating that he had some combat experience, perhaps possessing a unique kind of ability.Based on He Ying's experience, there weren't many people who discovered their own abilities, let alone those with combat capabilities. In fact, even within the current Mingqi organization, there was only one true combat-capable individual, Wei Dalei, while He Ying herself could only be considered half-capable.Chen Mu was about to ask about the background of these four people when Zhao Xiaoyan suddenly sniffed and asked, "It smells awful, who farted?"Chen Mu also recalled the foul smell he had noticed when they started fighting, but by now, some time had passed, and it had already dissipated for the most part, except for Zhao Xiaoyan, who had activated her ability and could still smell it.One of the four boys raised his hand slowly, with a mixture of embarrassment and unease, and said in a low voice, "It was me."At that moment, Chen Mu was left dumbfounded.In fact, only he had truly experienced the peak level of that foul smell. Although it indeed smelled like a fart, Chen Mu absolutely didn't believe that a human's fart could be that bad. He even momentarily thought the other party might have used some kind of biochemical weapon.But evidently, there was no need for this person to lie.Moreover, upon recalling it, he had indeed smelled it when capturing that boy.This made things clear.It meant that this person's ability was to produce exceptionally stinky farts?"Is this a superpower?" Zhao Xiaoyan asked with a frown. If that was the case, this ability seemed to conflict with hers."Superpower? Oh, yes!"The boy appeared a bit embarrassed but didn't dare to conceal the truth, so he could only nod in admission.Indeed, that was the case.Everyone exchanged looks, evidently stunned by this fact.Chen Mu suddenly stopped asking further questions and instead turned to discuss with Tang Jing and Dong Junwei.Afterward, they separated the four individuals.Dong Junwei and Tang Jing respectively questioned the three boys, while Chen Mu continued to deal with the girl."What's your name?""Lan Shan Shan.""Alright, Lan Shan Shan, if we had met by chance on the road, perhaps we could have coexisted peacefully, and you might have even become our companion. However, you chose to sneak in secretly and greet us in this manner. Since that's the case, please prepare for the worst."Chen Mu neither intimidated nor comforted her; he simply spoke in a calm tone, "You should understand why we're questioning each of you separately. We don't want to harm anyone, but sometimes, to survive, we have to do things that go against our hearts. I hope you can understand."Lan Shan Shan swallowed hard and nodded.Chen Mu was satisfied with her response and continued, "Alright, let me ask the first question: What are the names of your other three companions?""Cao Zishan, Xue Xu, and Lu Liangliang.""And the one who can... release the odor...?""Xue Xu." Lan Shan Shan answered without waiting for Chen Mu to finish the question, being straightforward."Is his ability really the same as he described earlier?" Chen Mu inquired further."Yes, it's basically the same.""Basically?""Well... sometimes, when he's scared or anxious, he can't help but release the odor. Maybe he feels embarrassed about it, so he didn't mention that earlier."Clearly, in order to gain Chen Mu's trust, Lan Shan Shan didn't hesitate to reveal her companion's secret.Thinking back to the earlier situation, it seemed that Xue Xu was forced into such a situation and involuntarily let out a fart. It wasn't intentional targeting him.Nevertheless, recalling that earth-shattering, tear-inducing fart, Chen Mu found it hard to put into words.Unlock exclusive early access to 100s of chapters before anyone else by becoming a valued member of my Patreon community.As a cherished member of our Patreon community, here is what you'll get:For just $5, you'll receive:Early access to 100s of chapters before they go public. check all the novels I'm translating from HERE, all the novels have 100s of exclusive early access chapters and some are complete.Your name prominently featured on the "Wall of Gratitude".The power to vote on which novel I should translate next.If you decide to pledge $10, you'll get all the perks from the $5 tier, plus:You get to suggest a Novel Chinese or Korean for me to translate, It may take some time for me to do it but it will be done as soon as possible.Your name prominently featured on the "Wall of Gratitude" in gold.And if you're feeling generous with a $20 pledge, you'll unlock all the perks from the $5 tier and $10 tier, plus:You get to recommend a Novel Chinese or Korean and I will immediately start translating it.You get to recommend an abandoned Novel Chinese or Korean and I will immediately start translating it.Your name featured at the top of the "Wall of Gratitude".Don't let this amazing opportunity slip through your fingers!
