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Published at 21st of June 2023 05:20:45 AM


Chapter 17: How Can I Hold a Leg

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Whether or not they were related to the Emperor, their existence in the palace was in danger. Why not take a gamble? It would be better to hug the thickest one. Yan Ge finally made up his mind: he wanted to hug the Emperor's thigh. But the problem is, the thigh isn't something you can hug just because you want to. How could he hug the emperor if he couldn't even meet him face to face?

"System."

The child's voice quickly popped out, "Master, you called for me. Have you finally changed your mind? "

"It's the same thing every time. You don't feel tired?" Yan Ge ridiculed.

"Master is willing but not tired!"

Yan Ge seemed to be able to see a little kid patting his chest and couldn't help but laugh. "Do you have a name? It's not appropriate to always call you 'System'. "

"No," suggested the doll, "Master, please give me one."

"Alright," Yan Ge thought for a while, "How about you use my surname, called Strict, and the little one named Xiao Jin. "How about it?"

"Alright," the System happily replied, "I like that name."

Yan Ge raised the topic, "Xiao Jin, tell me first, after every increase, other than silver, what other rewards do I get?"

Strict surprise asked: "Master, are you ready to level up?"

Yan Ge shrugged, his eyes bending as he said, "If the reward is worth it."

"Master, for some reason that is not detrimental to you, I can't tell you what the rewards will be for now. You can only mention the reward for the next level when you finish each mission. But I can tell you clearly that the higher the level, the higher the reward. "Believe me, you definitely won't regret it."

"You said 'temporarily', you mean you will tell me in the future?" Since the System first conversed with him, Yan Ge was not too disappointed that it had never been frank.

"Yes." Her tone was serious.

Yan Ge thought for a while, then said casually: "That's fine. I don't mind trying to level up first. "

Strict immediately became happy, and excitedly asked, "Master, how do you plan on hugging His Majesty's thighs? Now, you have one Body Transformation Pill, one Hundred Poison Protection Pill and one volume of The Eighteen Arts of the Imperial Guards. "For the time being, he won't be able to use the Body Transformation Pill or the Hundred Poison Protection Pill, but there are many methods to capture the emperor's body and mind within the《 Eighteen Arts of the Imperial Censor》."

Yan Ge was exasperated as he said indifferently, "Then take it out for me to take a look."

The next second, a book appeared in his hands. The cover was plain and unadorned, with the words' Eighteen Arts of the Imperial Censor 'written in large characters. The word' husband 'was written especially large and insolent.

Yan Ge flipped to the first page. The words on the first page were Violent Grass, which was a little difficult to read. Fortunately, he had learnt calligraphy before, so he was familiar with Wild Grass:

"First technique, Eating. In order to grasp a person's heart, one must first grasp a person's stomach. "

After that, there was a detailed explanation of this phrase. It spilled out nearly a thousand words, and in the end, it listed out a few hundred recipes.

Yan Ge was speechless, as he flipped through several pages to the second technique. Softness. With Huai Rou as the leader, he could use his explanation to control his own body, and even the Hundred Refinement Steel could be turned into twists and turns. There are four or five good examples.

The third technique, the zither technique. There was a zither score at the back.

Fourth Art...

Until the eighteenth art, the Art of Desire, if one wanted to conquer a person's heart, they could also begin by conquering a person's body. Attached next is a prescription of top-quality aphrodisiac, which has a lasting effect and does not harm the body.

Yan Ge sighed, he kept the book and felt that the system was not reliable. It seemed like he still had to rely on himself. As a modern man, he had many advantages. He needed to think about how to use it.

He got up and went out, while Wan Xiang and Xiao Chuanzi, who were guarding outside, bowed respectfully.

"Take a walk with me."

"Yes sir!" Wan Xiang and Xiao Chuanzi almost cried tears of joy.

In the past few days, Yan Ge purposely treated them coldly, and did not say more than three words a day. Furthermore, unless it was necessary, no matter what he did, he would not ask for their help. The two of them were trembling with fear, afraid that Yan Ge would send them back to their original place in a fit of rage. Where would they find such a good master then? Now that Yan Ge had allowed them to follow him, they knew that their master had forgiven them and quickly followed.

Yan Ge reckoned that they had understood what was going on, so they added a few more sentences, "There's no need to be so formal, you just need to remember one thing — if this young master is good, then you all can follow me."

"Yes, your servant/servant understands." Xiao Chuanzi and Wan Xiang said in unison.

As Yan Ge walked out, he smiled and said, "Wan Xiang has been implicated by Xiao Chuanzi this time. Xiao Chuanzi, you must find some time to apologize to her. "

Xiao Chuanzi chuckled, "Little master's teachings are correct. This servant will find time to apologize to Wan Xiang. "

Wan Xiang asked: "Little master, where are we going?"

"Imperial Garden." A trace of helplessness flashed past Yan Ge's eyes. It was said that the Imperial Garden was the place where one had the highest chance of encountering the Emperor.

The imperial garden was located to the east of Hall of Spring Wind, which was quite a distance away, and it took them nearly half an hour to reach it. Before they reached the garden gate, three people walked out from another alley. They were Soong Ruhao, Du Zhengfeng and Zhou Wenhan.

Yan Ge was surprised, but he did not stop. The calm atmosphere caused Soong Ruhao and the other two to be a little dazed. They could only wait for him to slowly approach and pay their respects.

Zhou Wenhan's gaze fell on Yan Ge's body, and a hint of ridicule surfaced in her eyes, mocking him for finally being unable to hold back any longer.

Soong Ruhao quickly recovered his wits and revealed a smile, "How can I bear to go out today? Seeing that you don't seem to like going out, we didn't call you. "

Du Zhengfeng also said: "It's indeed rare."

Yan Ge said: "The weather today is not bad, I'll take a walk."

Soong Ruhao said: "Since we've met, then let's go together."

Zhou Wenhan chuckled, "Worthy Lady Soong, I'm afraid Yan has an appointment with someone, it's not convenient to be with us."

"Worthy Lady Soong, please." Yan Ge smiled and glanced at Zhou Wenhan, ignoring his rudeness, he raised his right hand and gestured a "please" to Soong Ruhao.

Soong Ruhao was startled, and then he took a step forward. He had some doubts in his heart, he had seen this Young Master of the Yan Family twice before, since when did he become so calm and collected?

The four male consort s walked in front, while the Palace Maid and the eunuchs consciously followed behind.

Waves of rich flower fragrance drifted out of the imperial garden, and one could faintly hear the sound of flowing water, light and pleasant to the ear. The sounds of birds chirping could be heard in the forest from time to time, as if they were singing happily. The melodious sound of a zither drifted in the sky, it was unknown which concubine was borrowing the zither for a conversation.

Entering the garden, a fragrant wind blew, the green leaves were refreshing and refreshing. Yan Ge was in a good mood, and thought to himself that it was no wonder that the emperor and his concubines liked to walk around here when they had nothing better to do, it was indeed a good place to go to. As far as the eye could see, flower beds, rockery, lotus ponds, pavilions, pavilions, and pavilions were all arranged in a beautiful way.

They followed a winding cobblestone path through the deep forest. The end of the path suddenly opened up, revealing a tranquil lake. The lakeside weeping willow, the lake reflected emerald green. Flowers flew in the air like drifting snow.

Zhou Wenhan was overjoyed, and said with a loud voice: "The grass will return soon, and everything will be red and purple. "The poplar and elm pods have no talent, but the sky is filled with snow.

Soong Ruhao clapped his hands and praised: "Good poem! "I only learned after agreeing to it."

Yan Ge also praised him a little, "It's indeed a good poem."

"Worthy Lady Soong and Yan have agreed to praise you." Zhou Wenhan was smiling, but it was something to be proud of, and when she turned to see that Du Zhengfeng was indifferent, her smile immediately faded. Du Zhengfeng was too stubborn, he didn't think that the emperor would set his sights on him, so he never treated Du Zhengfeng as a threat. With this thought, he was relieved. She looked left and right without leaving a trace, hoping that the others would find traces of the Emperor before him.

Before they could take more than a few steps, they saw a concubine playing the zither in a pavilion not far from them. Two rows of Palace Maid stood around her. The concubine caught sight of them and continued to stroke her zither with a faint smile and a hint of mockery.

The four of them had no choice but to avoid her, heading in another direction. However, when they passed by the flower garden, they saw two well-dressed concubines cutting flowers with beautiful flower baskets. Their postures, statures, and smiles could be described as perfect from any angle. The laughter within the crowd of beauties was like a poem or a painting, causing one to be unwilling to interrupt it. The four of them could do nothing but change directions. Without any mishaps, they met another concubine, who was feeding the bait to the fish in the pond. Her dress's ribbon fluttered in the wind as her shadow fell into the water to play with the fish.

Yan Ge was speechless. Obviously, he wasn't the only one who thought that the Imperial Garden was the place where he had the highest chance of encountering the emperor.

"Worthy Lady Soong, Attendant wants to take a walk over there." Seeing that Soong Ruhao and the others had no intention to leave, Yan Ge casually pointed in a direction.

Soong Ruhao nodded, then brought Wan Xiang and Xiao Chuanzi to leave through a remote alley, avoiding the others as much as possible.

"Little Lord, you're leaving so soon?" Wan Xiang asked doubtfully.

Yan Ge folded a willow branch and played with it in his hand: The fragrance of the makeup is even stronger than the flowers, why are you still staying here?

Wan Xiang comforted her: "Little master, don't be sad. male consort has always been a symbol of fortune, the Emperor will definitely summon you one day. "

Yan Ge smiled but did not say a word.

"Xiao Jin, Royal Garden's plan has failed miserably."

He sternly advised, "Master, I think you should still try the《 Eighteen Arts of the Imperial Censor》."

Yan Ge said slowly: "Why are you so slow? The other party was an emperor, not a husband. The reward of the Imperial Censor's Eighteen Techniques doesn't apply at all, because I can't even see the emperor's face. "Excuse me, can I complain to your superiors?"

Strictly speaking, he said, "This..." "Then what is Master planning to do next?"

Yan Ge said confidently: "Just you wait. Since we are unable to start in the palace, we might as well start from the outside. "

"Master has already thought of a way?" Strictly speaking.

"That's right." Yan Ge had his hands behind his back, from time to time he would admire the beautiful scenery of the road, his pace was neither fast nor slow, he was free and relaxed. Envy the bystanders.

"Your majesty, that's also your concubine?"

Two men stood behind a clump of trees. The one who spoke was the black clothed man, dressed in black robes. He looked to be about twenty-five and sixty years old, and had a mischievous smile on his face. His facial features were handsome, and he played with a flute in his right hand.

The other man was tall and well-built, tall and slender, dressed in a yellow royal robe, with a golden crown on his head and shoulder-length black hair. His face was carved with features, and his thick eyebrows were slanted down to his temples, giving off a dignified and domineering aura. Hearing the black clothed man's words, he lightly said, "A man."

The man in black chuckled, not daring to say anything.

Yang Hua: In ancient times, it referred to willow catkins.




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