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Looking out at the 20,000 people in attendance, he held his air guitar, and closed his eyes
"I didnt make a sound~
Til your insides drowned~
Ill be the bad guy now~
But yes, I am so proud~
I couldnt c.u.m there~
But I still tried~
You wont believe it~
Ill creampie every time!
Seasons change and my jizz went cold~
Clean the stains cause I cant let go~
Run away, but Im jizzing inside you~
Run away, run away~
I dare you to do something~
Im jizzing in you again~
Cause I feel no shame!
Run away, but Im jizzing inside you~
Run away, run away, run away~"
The auditorium remained in complete silence, until a few seconds laterthunderous applause!
Bens fans showered him with booming cheers! Everyone present felt pity the concert was now over, as did Ben. So, as a final farewell, before walking off stage, he strummed his arm to give the crowd one last chord on his acoustic little brother
"The groupies are what make rock and roll worth it" Ben understood how to appreciate the genuine perks of the music industry
Fariq was out training at a late session in his MMA gym, leaving Ben alone in the room. Yet, he wasnt lonely, because his good friends the PUA points kept him company!
It was time to review his benefits from the date with Annabelle!
The first thing Ben noticed was a change in one of his stats.
[Manliness: (+1)6 – Improving manitude Balls of aluminum]
…Not bad. Ben wasnt sure how hard balls of aluminum would be, but they were at least made of metal. She couldve said paper mache
His manliness increased by one. Despite that, it stayed at 6, the same as before. The reason was he could no longer use his ring.
[Black Tungsten Ring(Item, Uncommon) x1 – Increases wearers manliness by 1 up to a maximum of 6]
Although Ben decided to keep wearing the ring because it looked cool, its boost no longer applied because hed reached the manliness maximum. I suppose this is good though, it means my foundation is outgrowing the newbie items.
The system hadnt given him the exact reason for the rise but Ben assumed it to be a combination of sleeping with Penelope and Annabelle, as well as putting the smackdown on Tyler and the jabronis
After the stat change, the next thing to check was his achievements.
[Congratulations! Youve unlocked the Achievement: Tonsil Hockey(uncommon) – While getting a blowjob from a woman, throw your p.e.n.i.s around inside her mouth]
[Distributing reward: PUA Points + 200]
"I guess I did do that."
[Congratulations! Youve unlocked the Achievement: Boston Cream Strangler(fine) – While getting a blowjob from a woman, shove your p.e.n.i.s as far down her mouth as possible and ejaculate down her throat]
[Distributing reward: PUA Points + 500]
…
"Did I?"
"I claim temporary insanity"
[Congratulations! Youve unlocked the Achievement: Cultivating the Dao of Plow(repeatable, rare) – Have s.e.x with a new woman to completion]
[Distributing reward: PUA Points + 1000]
"One day, my dao will be eternal"
[Congratulations! Youve unlocked the Achievement: V.i.r.g.i.n Surgeon(repeatable, rare) – Take the v.i.r.g.i.nity of a new woman]
[Distributing reward: PUA Points + 1000]
"All those years in med school paid off"
[Congratulations! Youve unlocked the Achievement: Full-Nelson(uncommon) – Have s.e.x with a woman in a full-nelson position]
[Distributing reward: PUA Points + 200]
A certain saying came to Bens mind. "It always seems impossible until its done…" He quoted Nelson Mandela…
[Congratulations! Youve unlocked the Achievement: A Creampie Type of Guy(uncommon) – Give a woman a creampie]
[Distributing reward: PUA Points + 200]
[Congratulations! Youve unlocked the Achievement: Off-Duty Clown Gets Pie in the Face(fine) – After she requests you not to, give an unsuspecting woman a creampie]
[Distributing reward: PUA Points + 500]
First of all, theres no such thing as an off-duty clown… You clown once, you clown for life… Second, you cant hold me responsible for this. At most Im an accomplice. He was throwing his little brother under the bus
With the new points, combined with the 5000 from before, Ben now held a total of 8600. Of those, he needed to reserve 5000 to buy a Low Level Stat Growth Multiplier for knowledge. Thinking of that, Ben took something out of his pocket: a flat light blue card.
[Mid Level Stat Growth Multiplier(Consumable, Rare, Manliness) x1]
This was the prize for completing the Booty Burglar challenge for Penelope. He deferred receiving it in front of her earlier but did so in the elevator on the way back.
Manliness It was an interesting stat. Ben wasnt certain how to raise it, but he had an idea. However, that would be for later. Right now, he needed to focus on returning to his classes, which meant he lacked the time to develop manliness and would thus save this mid level multiplier for a better time. It also meant it was time to buy a multiplier for knowledge, and thats what he did next. Soon, he watched as his points reduced by 5000 and a white card appeared in his hand.
[Low Level Stat Growth Multiplier(Consumable, Fine, Knowledge) x1]
This was it, what he required to get his studies back on track. Tomorrow, when he returned to class, he would use it. Now, with 3600 points left, Ben decided to save them until he reached 5000. With that many, he could buy another low level stat growth multiplier with a selected stat, or a high level mystery box, depending on the situation.
Yet, Bens looting still wasnt over. There were a couple of things left to do.
First, he opened his Flags screen. There, to the side of the grayed-out Greek flag, was a glowing flag of the United States of America, the flag hed received for sleeping with Annabelle. Thinking of what this signified, Ben felt a mix of excitement and trepidation in his hearticles
This flag meant hed receive another draw on Willy the Wheel of Fortuneanother shot at destiny or disaste
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Looking out at the 20,000 people in attendance, he held his air guitar, and closed his eyes
"I didnt make a sound~
Til your insides drowned~
Ill be the bad guy now~
But yes, I am so proud~
I couldnt c.u.m there~
But I still tried~
You wont believe it~
Ill creampie every time!
Seasons change and my jizz went cold~
Clean the stains cause I cant let go~
Run away, but Im jizzing inside you~
Run away, run away~
I dare you to do something~
Im jizzing in you again~
Cause I feel no shame!
Run away, but Im jizzing inside you~
Run away, run away, run away~"
The auditorium remained in complete silence, until a few seconds laterthunderous applause!
Bens fans showered him with booming cheers! Everyone present felt pity the concert was now over, as did Ben. So, as a final farewell, before walking off stage, he strummed his arm to give the crowd one last chord on his acoustic little brother
"The groupies are what make rock and roll worth it" Ben understood how to appreciate the genuine perks of the music industry
Fariq was out training at a late session in his MMA gym, leaving Ben alone in the room. Yet, he wasnt lonely, because his good friends the PUA points kept him company!
It was time to review his benefits from the date with Annabelle!
The first thing Ben noticed was a change in one of his stats.
[Manliness: (+1)6 – Improving manitude Balls of aluminum]
…Not bad. Ben wasnt sure how hard balls of aluminum would be, but they were at least made of metal. She couldve said paper mache
His manliness increased by one. Despite that, it stayed at 6, the same as before. The reason was he could no longer use his ring.
[Black Tungsten Ring(Item, Uncommon) x1 – Increases wearers manliness by 1 up to a maximum of 6]
Although Ben decided to keep wearing the ring because it looked cool, its boost no longer applied because hed reached the manliness maximum. I suppose this is good though, it means my foundation is outgrowing the newbie items.
The system hadnt given him the exact reason for the rise but Ben assumed it to be a combination of sleeping with Penelope and Annabelle, as well as putting the smackdown on Tyler and the jabronis
After the stat change, the next thing to check was his achievements.
[Congratulations! Youve unlocked the Achievement: Tonsil Hockey(uncommon) – While getting a blowjob from a woman, throw your p.e.n.i.s around inside her mouth]
[Distributing reward: PUA Points + 200]
"I guess I did do that."
[Congratulations! Youve unlocked the Achievement: Boston Cream Strangler(fine) – While getting a blowjob from a woman, shove your p.e.n.i.s as far down her mouth as possible and ejaculate down her throat]
[Distributing reward: PUA Points + 500]
…
"Did I?"
"I claim temporary insanity"
[Congratulations! Youve unlocked the Achievement: Cultivating the Dao of Plow(repeatable, rare) – Have s.e.x with a new woman to completion]
[Distributing reward: PUA Points + 1000]
"One day, my dao will be eternal"
[Congratulations! Youve unlocked the Achievement: V.i.r.g.i.n Surgeon(repeatable, rare) – Take the v.i.r.g.i.nity of a new woman]
[Distributing reward: PUA Points + 1000]
"All those years in med school paid off"
[Congratulations! Youve unlocked the Achievement: Full-Nelson(uncommon) – Have s.e.x with a woman in a full-nelson position]
[Distributing reward: PUA Points + 200]
A certain saying came to Bens mind. "It always seems impossible until its done…" He quoted Nelson Mandela…
[Congratulations! Youve unlocked the Achievement: A Creampie Type of Guy(uncommon) – Give a woman a creampie]
[Distributing reward: PUA Points + 200]
[Congratulations! Youve unlocked the Achievement: Off-Duty Clown Gets Pie in the Face(fine) – After she requests you not to, give an unsuspecting woman a creampie]
[Distributing reward: PUA Points + 500]
First of all, theres no such thing as an off-duty clown… You clown once, you clown for life… Second, you cant hold me responsible for this. At most Im an accomplice. He was throwing his little brother under the bus
With the new points, combined with the 5000 from before, Ben now held a total of 8600. Of those, he needed to reserve 5000 to buy a Low Level Stat Growth Multiplier for knowledge. Thinking of that, Ben took something out of his pocket: a flat light blue card.
[Mid Level Stat Growth Multiplier(Consumable, Rare, Manliness) x1]
This was the prize for completing the Booty Burglar challenge for Penelope. He deferred receiving it in front of her earlier but did so in the elevator on the way back.
Manliness It was an interesting stat. Ben wasnt certain how to raise it, but he had an idea. However, that would be for later. Right now, he needed to focus on returning to his classes, which meant he lacked the time to develop manliness and would thus save this mid level multiplier for a better time. It also meant it was time to buy a multiplier for knowledge, and thats what he did next. Soon, he watched as his points reduced by 5000 and a white card appeared in his hand.
[Low Level Stat Growth Multiplier(Consumable, Fine, Knowledge) x1]
This was it, what he required to get his studies back on track. Tomorrow, when he returned to class, he would use it. Now, with 3600 points left, Ben decided to save them until he reached 5000. With that many, he could buy another low level stat growth multiplier with a selected stat, or a high level mystery box, depending on the situation.
Yet, Bens looting still wasnt over. There were a couple of things left to do.
First, he opened his Flags screen. There, to the side of the grayed-out Greek flag, was a glowing flag of the United States of America, the flag hed received for sleeping with Annabelle. Thinking of what this signified, Ben felt a mix of excitement and trepidation in his hearticles
This flag meant hed receive another draw on Willy the Wheel of Fortuneanother shot at destiny or disaste
Looking out at the 20,000 people in attendance, he held his air guitar, and closed his eyes "I didnt make a sound~ Til your insides drowned~ Ill be the bad guy now~ But yes, I am so proud~ I couldnt c.u.m there~ But I still tried~ You wont believe it~ Ill creampie every time! Seasons change and my jizz went cold~ Clean the stains cause I cant let go~ Run away, but Im jizzing inside you~ Run away, run away~ I dare you to do something~ Im jizzing in you again~ Cause I feel no shame! Run away, but Im jizzing inside you~ Run away, run away, run away~"The auditorium remained in complete silence, until a few seconds laterthunderous applause! Bens fans showered him with booming cheers! Everyone present felt pity the concert was now over, as did Ben. So, as a final farewell, before walking off stage, he strummed his arm to give the crowd one last chord on his acoustic little brother"The groupies are what make rock and roll worth it" Ben understood how to appreciate the genuine perks of the music industry Fariq was out training at a late session in his MMA gym, leaving Ben alone in the room. Yet, he wasnt lonely, because his good friends the PUA points kept him company! It was time to review his benefits from the date with Annabelle! The first thing Ben noticed was a change in one of his stats. Manliness: +16 Improving manitude Balls of aluminum Not bad. Ben wasnt sure how hard balls of aluminum would be, but they were at least made of metal. She couldve said paper mache His manliness increased by one. Despite that, it stayed at 6, the same as before. The reason was he could no longer use his ring. Black Tungsten RingItem, Uncommon x1 Increases wearers manliness by 1 up to a maximum of 6 Although Ben decided to keep wearing the ring because it looked cool, its boost no longer applied because hed reached the manliness maximum. I suppose this is good though, it means my foundation is outgrowing the newbie items. The system hadnt given him the exact reason for the rise but Ben assumed it to be a combination of sleeping with Penelope and Annabelle, as well as putting the smackdown on Tyler and the jabronis After the stat change, the next thing to check was his achievements. Congratulations! Youve unlocked the Achievement: Tonsil Hockeyuncommon While getting a blowjob from a woman, throw your p.e.n.i.s around inside her mouth Distributing reward: PUA Points + 200 "I guess I did do that." Congratulations! Youve unlocked the Achievement: Boston Cream Stranglerfine While getting a blowjob from a woman, shove your p.e.n.i.s as far down her mouth as possible and ejaculate down her throat Distributing reward: PUA Points + 500 "Did I?""I claim temporary insanity" Congratulations! Youve unlocked the Achievement: Cultivating the Dao of Plowrepeatable, rare Have s.e.x with a new woman to completion Distributing reward: PUA Points + 1000 "One day, my dao will be eternal" Congratulations! Youve unlocked the Achievement: V.i.r.g.i.n Surgeonrepeatable, rare Take the v.i.r.g.i.nity of a new woman Distributing reward: PUA Points + 1000 "All those years in med school paid off" Congratulations! Youve unlocked the Achievement: Full-Nelsonuncommon Have s.e.x with a woman in a full-nelson position Distributing reward: PUA Points + 200 A certain saying came to Bens mind. "It always seems impossible until its done" He quoted Nelson Mandela Congratulations! Youve unlocked the Achievement: A Creampie Type of Guyuncommon Give a woman a creampie Distributing reward: PUA Points + 200 Congratulations! Youve unlocked the Achievement: Off-Duty Clown Gets Pie in the Facefine After she requests you not to, give an unsuspecting woman a creampie Distributing reward: PUA Points + 500 First of all, theres no such thing as an off-duty clown You clown once, you clown for life Second, you cant hold me responsible for this. At most Im an accomplice. He was throwing his little brother under the bus With the new points, combined with the 5000 from before, Ben now held a total of 8600. Of those, he needed to reserve 5000 to buy a Low Level Stat Growth Multiplier for knowledge. Thinking of that, Ben took something out of his pocket: a flat light blue card. Mid Level Stat Growth MultiplierConsumable, Rare, Manliness x1 This was the prize for completing the Booty Burglar challenge for Penelope. He deferred receiving it in front of her earlier but did so in the elevator on the way back. Manliness It was an interesting stat. Ben wasnt certain how to raise it, but he had an idea. However, that would be for later. Right now, he needed to focus on returning to his classes, which meant he lacked the time to develop manliness and would thus save this mid level multiplier for a better time. It also meant it was time to buy a multiplier for knowledge, and thats what he did next. Soon, he watched as his points reduced by 5000 and a white card appeared in his hand. Low Level Stat Growth MultiplierConsumable, Fine, Knowledge x1 This was it, what he required to get his studies back on track. Tomorrow, when he returned to class, he would use it. Now, with 3600 points left, Ben decided to save them until he reached 5000. With that many, he could buy another low level stat growth multiplier with a selected stat, or a high level mystery box, depending on the situation. Yet, Bens looting still wasnt over. There were a couple of things left to do. First, he opened his Flags screen. There, to the side of the grayed-out Greek flag, was a glowing flag of the United States of America, the flag hed received for sleeping with Annabelle. Thinking of what this signified, Ben felt a mix of excitement and trepidation in his hearticles This flag meant hed receive another draw on Willy the Wheel of Fortuneanother shot at destiny or disaste
