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My Pick Up Artist System - Chapter 141

Published at 8th of May 2021 11:35:36 AM


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Standing over Lawrence and his teammates abused bodies, Ben was at the top of his game after delivering a lethal lampooning

Yet, hed underestimated the power of the spiteful and the deranged

It was at this moment that the two women who took soul damage last night exchanged eye contact, as well as a few others whod been triggered by the heat of the dragons breath

Having collected together beforehand, the adventurers invading Bens cave realized they could never defeat the poison dragon unless they all fought together. As such, they agreed in advance to a battle plan if he was to fly out over their city once again.

This moment, with Ben encircled by them, was the perfect occasion to launch their mutual d.i.c.kfence pact

It was a sinister trap! As if sharing a telepathic connection, they all attacked Ben at once!

"Hey, sit down and shut up!"

"Stop being so immature!"

"Youre out of line!"

It was a siege! They pierced Bens skin with sword, spear, and banshee scream!

Suffering a sudden attack, he gasped in disbelief! He never expected this! "Why are you all ganging up on me?" Ben winced, showing an expression of great suffering!

Yet, this only boosted their morale! "Its working! Keep attacking him!"

"Stupid shorty!"

"Nerd!"

"Magatard!"

Slashes and fireballs collided against Bens flesh, enveloping his entire body!

Fire, arrows, and javelins rained down over his desperate wails! With every barrage, his cries became weaker! Fainter! More feeble! Untileventually…he cried no more

After countless attacks…only smoke filled the computer cavern…

The scene…was one one of devastation…

Every corner of the space showed a deep crater…the unavoidable damage from wild swinging axes and putdowns…

As for Ben the poison dragon? He was nowhere to be seen, and there was no sound coming from within the smoke–a strong sign of his destruction…

Panting, the adventurers cheered. We won! Its dead! It has to be! Nothing could survive that onslaught!

They had set down their flag of victory…as they waited to lay eyes Bens battered body

RIP Ben

And soon, the smoke blew away, the bard paused his song, and Bens sad fate came to lightto the joy of their shining eyes!

Crippled

Ahhh.uhhhh Ben was m.o.a.ning, lying on the ground, dragging his body with seemingly broken legs towards them

It was the most pitiful sight

A dragon defeatedby a bunch of humans…who spent most of their time taking selfies…

We did it! The invading humans roared in celebration as they hugged each other, crying tears of joy at the ultimate success after a bitter struggle.

A knight in shining silver armor stood out from the crowd. Seeking prestige, he made a declaration. Im going to put an end to it

Walking up to Bens lowered head with a proud grin, the knight lifted his dazzling swordpreparing to impale the creatures headand end this battle once and for all!

Dragging his crippled legs, Ben glanced up at the brave knightshowing eyes of pain and exhaustion, eyes that had no fight left in themeyes that sought the sweet merciful release of death

Thats when Ben popped up on all fours, towering over the man. Fooled you

What the hell?!? The invaders panicked! Where was he injured at all?!? Ben the dragon didnt have a scratch on him!

This dragon possessed troll regeneration!

They thought they could gang up on him, trying to besiege Ben with numbers!

Its too bad they didnt realize how futile it all was, because from the beginning, he was immune to all their attacks!

If you could talk sense into a troll then so many games wouldnt have been ruined by griefing!

Despite what was in front of him, the knight didnt believe it! He couldnt afford to believe it! He threw a desperate attack! "Throwing all those insults at everyone. Where do you get off?!?"

Ben parried his attack with a sneer. "Ill tell you where I get offthe stop at your moms house"

"You bastard!" the mans hands were shaking.

"I was there last night, paying for a three-way with your sister and your momma!"

"I-I dont have a sister!"

"Give it 9 months"

That reality-roaster of a line pulled the onlooking students back into the modern computer room, as they once again burst into raucous laughter!

"ROASTEDDDDDD! HE IS ASHESSS!"

"LEFT A DEPOSIT ON LAYAWAY!"

"NINE. MONTHS. OF. INTEREST!"

The mans face turned green from the poison damage! His health bar was declining fast! Despite that, there was a complicated emotion in his heart, because he always wanted a little sister

The man was now suffering the hypnosis effect of Bens poison breathvisualizing a happy family…

Watching his fall, there was still someone else who was unwilling to retreat! A female attacked in the mans place!

She pointed to Ben. "Hey! Do you know everyone thinks youre an assh*le?!?"

Glancing at her, he sneered in response. "Well, do you know what everyone thinks about you?"

Caught off guard, she didnt respond, so Ben continued. "Nothing. No one ever thinks about you. I know I dont"

"LAWDDDDDD HAVE MERCY!"

"HEAD TOWARDS THE LIGHT!"

"SHE. IS. A. GHOST!"

Hearing the commotion, a few passing exchange students from Africa stuck their heads into the room, drawn by something. There was anticipation in their eyes, as if today would be their chance to reveal their coffin dance…



They only left when Miyuki shooed them awaybut they stayed in the hallway, listening, as if waiting for their opportunity…



In the insult showdown, feeling everything was falling apart, Lawrences male teammate threw a wild swing to get Ben to back off. "You know, you shouldnt underestimate us!"

Ben looked at him. "Dont worry. Youre impossible to underestimate!"

The male teammates face turned red from the burn damage as he pointed at Ben and started stuttering. "Y-Y-YOU!"

Ben raised an eyebrow. "NO, YOU!"

"Y-YOU!"

"Nopeyou" No matter what, Ben would have the last you…

Lawrences female teammate who bullied Charlotte a few days ago jumped in front of the stuttering male intending to attack Ben. Yet, before she could even speak, Ben insta-killed her. "Dont let her near me. Shes got more STDs than that stuttering guy reciting the alphabet"

Everyone who heard this couldnt even form words this time! The room broke out into a mix of gorilla roars, bird calls, and hyena howls!

This was pure decimation! The school psychologists would have a full schedule for the upcoming month!

There was death, then there was a fate worse than deaththen there was this!

Ben launched his breath over the battlefield, and the outcome was clear for all to see!

A cursed terrain littered with severed limbs and broken dreams!

After a while, everyone returned to their seats with varying pieces of their souls remaining

As for Bens cave? It became a famous dead zone throughout the lands of strategic marketing

Noone dared to speak to him, let alone look into his eyes

Even his name became the one they did not speak…

Swiveling his chair to face Charlotte, Ben showed a malicious smile. "This is the way"

Her little face couldnt help but frown. Why is it the William Defoe smile now?

Among the broken and the damned of the elective classroom, only one person remained unaffected by the pure savagery and destruction that occurred on this battlefielda princess watching from her tower

Olivia crossed her long legs and narrowed her eyes as she studied Ben. A slight smirk formed at the corner of her mouth, because for the first time in a long while, shed discovered someone she didnt understand

Despite Bens group only being in 6th, her team had been paying attention to its rise. According to their projections, Ben could become a great threat!

So, despite any strange talents Ben might have, Olivia already prepared for him! She would never let him win! His fate was sealed! His destiny was doomed! His ass was grassed! His taint was restrained! His balls…



As Ben was busy teasing Charlotte, he had no idea that an even worse enemy had already caught him in her pubic crosshairs




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