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The reality was that it was over. Done. Everyone already got faced-off, the only question remaining was if they preferred leading their lives like Nicolas Cage or John Travolta
There was no easy answer…
In fact, almost everyone had been silent during the whole slapathon with one notable exception. There was one person laughing, and that was Professor Tremblay
If another professor saw her, they might consider it unprofessional to allow a presentation like this to continue, but she thought it was good for the students. During class, it became clear that many of them were arrogant and needed a wake-up call. More importantly, that sh*t was funny!
When the first slaps happened, she chuckled out loud, having to cover it up with coughing when a couple of people glanced at her. Most of the students hadnt noticed though. They were too busy watching their executions…as they floated outside their bodies…
The only one who got a clear sight of this was Ben because he was facing her. After he finished educating the youth, he glanced at the professor, noticing her still trying to hide a tiny smile. He remembered that when he created the PowerPoint, there was an urge to put her fully body cutout up there too and slap her ass…
Now, he was glad he banished that demonic desire, because the stoic professors rare smile was an even grander reward, much better than living vicariously through a PowerPoint hand…
Next, Ben glanced at Lawrence, whose face was the ugliest out of everyone here. It was normal since not only did he get slapped, but Bens presentation snapped him out of a pleasant daydream!
Lawrence even touched his face as he glared at Ben. It was only an animation, so why does my face hurt?!?
…
In truth, Lawrence played a large role in the creation of this PowerPoint; He was like the mother that gave birth to it
When Bens mind first spawned the concept for this scholarly presentationhe almost failed to go through with it, because Lawrences nature as a c.o.c.kroach villain was like a passive talent that nudged Bens mind to consider letting him off
The law also supported Lawrence…
11th stratagem of web novels: spare the bad guy to spare the headache of creating a new character.
However, Ben rejected it! His thought at the time was, I should spare the bad guy? Then hell just come back again! Am I brain damaged?!?
…
Ben believed he was taking a dangerous risk as an MC, straying so far from the foundational formula… Yet, he dared to do it because he was also living in this world! It was dangerous to have enemies when his plot armor was condom thin!
Finished teaching the youth, Ben made his closing statement. "I hope you all learned something"
Learned, my ass!
What can we learn, you bastard! How to roll with a slap?!?
I learned o stay away from you forever
Watching their silent acceptance of his lesson, Ben felt they wanted an encore, but were too in awe of his greatness to request it
Being a compassionate and merciful beinghe decided to grand their wish "And finally, I leave you all with a poem"
Its too much!
Leave me to die!
Thought. Were. Same. Team.
Ben inhaled, then chanted his spell in dragon language
"You thought I was weak
But I was on fleek
You thought you were strong
But I proved you wrong
You face ate my smite
To learn I was right
Your heart held such spite
But now
Fills with fright"
Ben exhaled. "The title of this piece is: Does your face hurt?"
…
He added one final line. "This poem is dedicated to one of you in particularyou know who you are"
Lawrences face became hideous. "You know who you are?" Everyone knows! Youre pointing at me!
Before leaving, Ben played the final PowerPoint animation. A school bus popped up on the screen as all the heads flew into it. It then proceeded to drive off the slide. Ben explained it to the crowd. "This is your final destination I hope you all enjoy your stay in Faceslap City…"
"Residencepermanent"
"Ok. Thats enough." Professor Tremblay called an end to Bens presentation at last, as many students released massive sighs of relief
Their hearts couldnt take much more!
When Ben prepared to leave the stage, he stopped a moment as his watch vibrated.
[IOI Watch(Item, Rare) – After setting the minimum looks qualifier, when the wearer receives IOIs(indicators of interest), the watch vibrates, then its hands point toward up to three women giving the wearer the largest IOIs within 30 meters]
His eyes glanced at the wristwatchs hands, then followed the directions they pointed in. It looks like its Miyuki…Oliviaand las,t the professor? No f*cking way
Glancing at Professor Tremblay, Ben noticed something different in her eyes when she looked at him
Still, he couldnt pursue anything. He was an honorable studentand Miyuki was around
Soon, the bell rang signaling the end of class and the beginning of the afterlife for some students
As Ben exited the classroom and walked through the halls, a female voice stopped him. "How did you do it?!?"
He turned around to see a towering beauty giving him an intense stare as she squeezed her fists. She was almost a half-foot taller than him. Yet, his relaxed confidence and her uncertain expression made it seem like Ben was the one looking down on her instead. As he observed her scrunched eyebrows, he couldnt help but find her tense expression cute
"How did you beat me?!?" Shed done everything right. According to her teams calculations, there was no way Ben could have won, so he must have done something which he didnt cover in his speech/slap…
The answer would be in the specific data of the final round, waiting on her computer at home, but she couldnt wait.
Ben smirked. "Im guessing it was you who got Lawrence to try to tie my shoelaces together on the last round… Otherwise, there would have been no reason for him to join corporate. Im curious, what did you offer him?"
Olivia gritted her teeth but didnt answer.
Ben sneered. "I can guess…but theres no need. Ill tell you this much, youre not the only one who can motivate people to your side…"
She squinted as her mind pondered his words.
"Hey, Bennn~" At that moment, one of the groups from the competition left the classroom and waved to him with bright smiles. It was a group of girls. A group of big girls…
Glancing at them, Olivias jaw dropped as her eyes became as large as big girls
How did Ben defeat Olivias scheme? Hed played Crusader Kings 2! He was always wary of scheming!
Ben believed there were people out there who were downright villainous, no good, underhanded tricksters who would do anything to win. Thats why he needed to scheme first and harder!
Olivia motivated Lawrence to help her? He made the same move! He convinced another team to bring her segment down! In the end, it evened out!
When Olivia turned back at him with a face of utter shock, he held out his arm and raised one finger. "You may have outsmarted me, but I outsmarted your outsmarting!"
Olivia was still gawking, but shed put everything together, except for one key thing. I still dont understand. I showed that creep my tits to get him to help me. This bastard doesnt have tits! What did he show them?
Ben could guess what she was thinking, but he saw no need to explain. Instead, he turned and walked away.
Yet, Olivia needed to know! She shouted at his back! "Howd you do it?!? What did you show them?!?"
Not breaking his stride, Ben didnt even glance at her, only leaving a few words hanging in the air. "Something magical…"
He soon disappeared around the corner
Staring into the space where Ben had stood, the phrase echoed in Olivias mind.
Something magical…
Something magical…
Something magical…
She envisioned a scene
Low lighting, a long elevated catwalk, the team of big girls in the audience…and an announcer. "Ladies and Hades…a feature presentation, the one and only, the star of the show, Mr. Magic…Ben!"
…
R&B music started to play as the five overweight girls huddled together in front, eyes glued to the curtain. Then, from backstage, Ben came out…wearing nothing but a towel
Moving towards the women in rhythm with the musiche stopped when he reached them. Then, as the camera faced his back, with slow movementshe untied the towel at the frontholding it open…
The R&B music blended out into angelic choir singing
…
Dollar bills flew upwards like soaring dreams
…
A golden light emitted from his groin
As the vision faded, Olivia returned to her view of the hallway. Yet, something changed She developed an interest in magic
.,..
As a Brit, she blamed J. K. Rowling.
Meanwhile, not far from Olivia, Ben was still there…
After passing the corner, he hadnt left. Instead, he hid against the wall…
…
Passing students wondered why he was creepingbut Ben didnt care. He was waiting to overhear Olivia make a declaration of love
If not that, then he hoped there would at least be a cool explosion behind him to magnify his badassery
It never came due to budget limitations
That disappointed him but Ben didnt have time to waste, because Miyuki just texted him to meet her at the dorm, and Ben owed her a spanking session
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The reality was that it was over. Done. Everyone already got faced-off, the only question remaining was if they preferred leading their lives like Nicolas Cage or John Travolta
There was no easy answer…
In fact, almost everyone had been silent during the whole slapathon with one notable exception. There was one person laughing, and that was Professor Tremblay
If another professor saw her, they might consider it unprofessional to allow a presentation like this to continue, but she thought it was good for the students. During class, it became clear that many of them were arrogant and needed a wake-up call. More importantly, that sh*t was funny!
When the first slaps happened, she chuckled out loud, having to cover it up with coughing when a couple of people glanced at her. Most of the students hadnt noticed though. They were too busy watching their executions…as they floated outside their bodies…
The only one who got a clear sight of this was Ben because he was facing her. After he finished educating the youth, he glanced at the professor, noticing her still trying to hide a tiny smile. He remembered that when he created the PowerPoint, there was an urge to put her fully body cutout up there too and slap her ass…
Now, he was glad he banished that demonic desire, because the stoic professors rare smile was an even grander reward, much better than living vicariously through a PowerPoint hand…
Next, Ben glanced at Lawrence, whose face was the ugliest out of everyone here. It was normal since not only did he get slapped, but Bens presentation snapped him out of a pleasant daydream!
Lawrence even touched his face as he glared at Ben. It was only an animation, so why does my face hurt?!?
…
In truth, Lawrence played a large role in the creation of this PowerPoint; He was like the mother that gave birth to it
When Bens mind first spawned the concept for this scholarly presentationhe almost failed to go through with it, because Lawrences nature as a c.o.c.kroach villain was like a passive talent that nudged Bens mind to consider letting him off
The law also supported Lawrence…
11th stratagem of web novels: spare the bad guy to spare the headache of creating a new character.
However, Ben rejected it! His thought at the time was, I should spare the bad guy? Then hell just come back again! Am I brain damaged?!?
…
Ben believed he was taking a dangerous risk as an MC, straying so far from the foundational formula… Yet, he dared to do it because he was also living in this world! It was dangerous to have enemies when his plot armor was condom thin!
Finished teaching the youth, Ben made his closing statement. "I hope you all learned something"
Learned, my ass!
What can we learn, you bastard! How to roll with a slap?!?
I learned o stay away from you forever
Watching their silent acceptance of his lesson, Ben felt they wanted an encore, but were too in awe of his greatness to request it
Being a compassionate and merciful beinghe decided to grand their wish "And finally, I leave you all with a poem"
Its too much!
Leave me to die!
Thought. Were. Same. Team.
Ben inhaled, then chanted his spell in dragon language
"You thought I was weak
But I was on fleek
You thought you were strong
But I proved you wrong
You face ate my smite
To learn I was right
Your heart held such spite
But now
Fills with fright"
Ben exhaled. "The title of this piece is: Does your face hurt?"
…
He added one final line. "This poem is dedicated to one of you in particularyou know who you are"
Lawrences face became hideous. "You know who you are?" Everyone knows! Youre pointing at me!
Before leaving, Ben played the final PowerPoint animation. A school bus popped up on the screen as all the heads flew into it. It then proceeded to drive off the slide. Ben explained it to the crowd. "This is your final destination I hope you all enjoy your stay in Faceslap City…"
"Residencepermanent"
"Ok. Thats enough." Professor Tremblay called an end to Bens presentation at last, as many students released massive sighs of relief
Their hearts couldnt take much more!
When Ben prepared to leave the stage, he stopped a moment as his watch vibrated.
[IOI Watch(Item, Rare) – After setting the minimum looks qualifier, when the wearer receives IOIs(indicators of interest), the watch vibrates, then its hands point toward up to three women giving the wearer the largest IOIs within 30 meters]
His eyes glanced at the wristwatchs hands, then followed the directions they pointed in. It looks like its Miyuki…Oliviaand las,t the professor? No f*cking way
Glancing at Professor Tremblay, Ben noticed something different in her eyes when she looked at him
Still, he couldnt pursue anything. He was an honorable studentand Miyuki was around
Soon, the bell rang signaling the end of class and the beginning of the afterlife for some students
As Ben exited the classroom and walked through the halls, a female voice stopped him. "How did you do it?!?"
He turned around to see a towering beauty giving him an intense stare as she squeezed her fists. She was almost a half-foot taller than him. Yet, his relaxed confidence and her uncertain expression made it seem like Ben was the one looking down on her instead. As he observed her scrunched eyebrows, he couldnt help but find her tense expression cute
"How did you beat me?!?" Shed done everything right. According to her teams calculations, there was no way Ben could have won, so he must have done something which he didnt cover in his speech/slap…
The answer would be in the specific data of the final round, waiting on her computer at home, but she couldnt wait.
Ben smirked. "Im guessing it was you who got Lawrence to try to tie my shoelaces together on the last round… Otherwise, there would have been no reason for him to join corporate. Im curious, what did you offer him?"
Olivia gritted her teeth but didnt answer.
Ben sneered. "I can guess…but theres no need. Ill tell you this much, youre not the only one who can motivate people to your side…"
She squinted as her mind pondered his words.
"Hey, Bennn~" At that moment, one of the groups from the competition left the classroom and waved to him with bright smiles. It was a group of girls. A group of big girls…
Glancing at them, Olivias jaw dropped as her eyes became as large as big girls
How did Ben defeat Olivias scheme? Hed played Crusader Kings 2! He was always wary of scheming!
Ben believed there were people out there who were downright villainous, no good, underhanded tricksters who would do anything to win. Thats why he needed to scheme first and harder!
Olivia motivated Lawrence to help her? He made the same move! He convinced another team to bring her segment down! In the end, it evened out!
When Olivia turned back at him with a face of utter shock, he held out his arm and raised one finger. "You may have outsmarted me, but I outsmarted your outsmarting!"
Olivia was still gawking, but shed put everything together, except for one key thing. I still dont understand. I showed that creep my tits to get him to help me. This bastard doesnt have tits! What did he show them?
Ben could guess what she was thinking, but he saw no need to explain. Instead, he turned and walked away.
Yet, Olivia needed to know! She shouted at his back! "Howd you do it?!? What did you show them?!?"
Not breaking his stride, Ben didnt even glance at her, only leaving a few words hanging in the air. "Something magical…"
He soon disappeared around the corner
Staring into the space where Ben had stood, the phrase echoed in Olivias mind.
Something magical…
Something magical…
Something magical…
She envisioned a scene
Low lighting, a long elevated catwalk, the team of big girls in the audience…and an announcer. "Ladies and Hades…a feature presentation, the one and only, the star of the show, Mr. Magic…Ben!"
…
R&B music started to play as the five overweight girls huddled together in front, eyes glued to the curtain. Then, from backstage, Ben came out…wearing nothing but a towel
Moving towards the women in rhythm with the musiche stopped when he reached them. Then, as the camera faced his back, with slow movementshe untied the towel at the frontholding it open…
The R&B music blended out into angelic choir singing
…
Dollar bills flew upwards like soaring dreams
…
A golden light emitted from his groin
As the vision faded, Olivia returned to her view of the hallway. Yet, something changed She developed an interest in magic
.,..
As a Brit, she blamed J. K. Rowling.
Meanwhile, not far from Olivia, Ben was still there…
After passing the corner, he hadnt left. Instead, he hid against the wall…
…
Passing students wondered why he was creepingbut Ben didnt care. He was waiting to overhear Olivia make a declaration of love
If not that, then he hoped there would at least be a cool explosion behind him to magnify his badassery
It never came due to budget limitations
That disappointed him but Ben didnt have time to waste, because Miyuki just texted him to meet her at the dorm, and Ben owed her a spanking session
The reality was that it was over. Done. Everyone already got faced-off, the only question remaining was if they preferred leading their lives like Nicolas Cage or John Travolta There was no easy answer In fact, almost everyone had been silent during the whole slapathon with one notable exception. There was one person laughing, and that was Professor Tremblay If another professor saw her, they might consider it unprofessional to allow a presentation like this to continue, but she thought it was good for the students. During class, it became clear that many of them were arrogant and needed a wake-up call. More importantly, that sh*t was funny! When the first slaps happened, she chuckled out loud, having to cover it up with coughing when a couple of people glanced at her. Most of the students hadnt noticed though. They were too busy watching their executionsas they floated outside their bodies The only one who got a clear sight of this was Ben because he was facing her. After he finished educating the youth, he glanced at the professor, noticing her still trying to hide a tiny smile. He remembered that when he created the PowerPoint, there was an urge to put her fully body cutout up there too and slap her assNow, he was glad he banished that demonic desire, because the stoic professors rare smile was an even grander reward, much better than living vicariously through a PowerPoint hand Next, Ben glanced at Lawrence, whose face was the ugliest out of everyone here. It was normal since not only did he get slapped, but Bens presentation snapped him out of a pleasant daydream! Lawrence even touched his face as he glared at Ben. It was only an animation, so why does my face hurt?!? In truth, Lawrence played a large role in the creation of this PowerPoint; He was like the mother that gave birth to it When Bens mind first spawned the concept for this scholarly presentationhe almost failed to go through with it, because Lawrences nature as a c.o.c.kroach villain was like a passive talent that nudged Bens mind to consider letting him off The law also supported Lawrence 11th stratagem of web novels: spare the bad guy to spare the headache of creating a new character. However, Ben rejected it! His thought at the time was, I should spare the bad guy? Then hell just come back again! Am I brain damaged?!? Ben believed he was taking a dangerous risk as an MC, straying so far from the foundational formula Yet, he dared to do it because he was also living in this world! It was dangerous to have enemies when his plot armor was condom thin! Finished teaching the youth, Ben made his closing statement. "I hope you all learned something" Learned, my ass! What can we learn, you bastard! How to roll with a slap?!? I learned o stay away from you foreverWatching their silent acceptance of his lesson, Ben felt they wanted an encore, but were too in awe of his greatness to request it Being a compassionate and merciful beinghe decided to grand their wish "And finally, I leave you all with a poem" Its too much! Leave me to die! Thought. Were. Same. Team.Ben inhaled, then chanted his spell in dragon language "You thought I was weak But I was on fleek You thought you were strong But I proved you wrong You face ate my smite To learn I was right Your heart held such spite But now Fills with fright" Ben exhaled. "The title of this piece is: Does your face hurt?" He added one final line. "This poem is dedicated to one of you in particularyou know who you are" Lawrences face became hideous. "You know who you are?" Everyone knows! Youre pointing at me!Before leaving, Ben played the final PowerPoint animation. A school bus popped up on the screen as all the heads flew into it. It then proceeded to drive off the slide. Ben explained it to the crowd. "This is your final destination I hope you all enjoy your stay in Faceslap City""Residencepermanent" "Ok. Thats enough." Professor Tremblay called an end to Bens presentation at last, as many students released massive sighs of relief Their hearts couldnt take much more! When Ben prepared to leave the stage, he stopped a moment as his watch vibrated. IOI WatchItem, Rare After setting the minimum looks qualifier, when the wearer receives IOIsindicators of interest, the watch vibrates, then its hands point toward up to three women giving the wearer the largest IOIs within 30 meters His eyes glanced at the wristwatchs hands, then followed the directions they pointed in. It looks like its MiyukiOliviaand las,t the professor? No f*cking way Glancing at Professor Tremblay, Ben noticed something different in her eyes when she looked at him Still, he couldnt pursue anything. He was an honorable studentand Miyuki was around Soon, the bell rang signaling the end of class and the beginning of the afterlife for some students As Ben exited the classroom and walked through the halls, a female voice stopped him. "How did you do it?!?" He turned around to see a towering beauty giving him an intense stare as she squeezed her fists. She was almost a half-foot taller than him. Yet, his relaxed confidence and her uncertain expression made it seem like Ben was the one looking down on her instead. As he observed her scrunched eyebrows, he couldnt help but find her tense expression cute "How did you beat me?!?" Shed done everything right. According to her teams calculations, there was no way Ben could have won, so he must have done something which he didnt cover in his speech/slap The answer would be in the specific data of the final round, waiting on her computer at home, but she couldnt wait. Ben smirked. "Im guessing it was you who got Lawrence to try to tie my shoelaces together on the last round Otherwise, there would have been no reason for him to join corporate. Im curious, what did you offer him?" Olivia gritted her teeth but didnt answer. Ben sneered. "I can guessbut theres no need. Ill tell you this much, youre not the only one who can motivate people to your side" She squinted as her mind pondered his words. "Hey, Bennn~" At that moment, one of the groups from the competition left the classroom and waved to him with bright smiles. It was a group of girls. A group of big girls Glancing at them, Olivias jaw dropped as her eyes became as large as big girlsHow did Ben defeat Olivias scheme? Hed played Crusader Kings 2! He was always wary of scheming! Ben believed there were people out there who were downright villainous, no good, underhanded tricksters who would do anything to win. Thats why he needed to scheme first and harder!Olivia motivated Lawrence to help her? He made the same move! He convinced another team to bring her segment down! In the end, it evened out! When Olivia turned back at him with a face of utter shock, he held out his arm and raised one finger. "You may have outsmarted me, but I outsmarted your outsmarting!"Olivia was still gawking, but shed put everything together, except for one key thing. I still dont understand. I showed that creep my tits to get him to help me. This bastard doesnt have tits! What did he show them? Ben could guess what she was thinking, but he saw no need to explain. Instead, he turned and walked away. Yet, Olivia needed to know! She shouted at his back! "Howd you do it?!? What did you show them?!?"Not breaking his stride, Ben didnt even glance at her, only leaving a few words hanging in the air. "Something magical"He soon disappeared around the corner Staring into the space where Ben had stood, the phrase echoed in Olivias mind. Something magical Something magical Something magical She envisioned a scene Low lighting, a long elevated catwalk, the team of big girls in the audienceand an announcer. "Ladies and Hadesa feature presentation, the one and only, the star of the show, Mr. MagicBen!" R&B music started to play as the five overweight girls huddled together in front, eyes glued to the curtain. Then, from backstage, Ben came outwearing nothing but a towel Moving towards the women in rhythm with the musiche stopped when he reached them. Then, as the camera faced his back, with slow movementshe untied the towel at the frontholding it open The R&B music blended out into angelic choir singing Dollar bills flew upwards like soaring dreams A golden light emitted from his groinAs the vision faded, Olivia returned to her view of the hallway. Yet, something changed She developed an interest in magic .,.. As a Brit, she blamed J. K. Rowling.Meanwhile, not far from Olivia, Ben was still there After passing the corner, he hadnt left. Instead, he hid against the wall Passing students wondered why he was creepingbut Ben didnt care. He was waiting to overhear Olivia make a declaration of love If not that, then he hoped there would at least be a cool explosion behind him to magnify his badassery It never came due to budget limitations That disappointed him but Ben didnt have time to waste, because Miyuki just texted him to meet her at the dorm, and Ben owed her a spanking session
