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For some reason, Ben felt that was a pity.
…
Yet, due to time constraints, he had to cut the scene from his lifes theatrical release. Maybe in the directors cut…
In the end, he could do nothing but leave her to handle the splooge maintenance
However, the occasion was still worth celebrating, which was why Ben composed a customized version of Samurai Champloos opener: "Battlecry" by Nujabes.
"Yeah, sharp like an edge of a samurai sword
The tongue blade cut through face and bone
Though my minds at peace, these hos out of order
Missing the inner heat, p.u.s.s.y gets colder
Oh yes, I have to find the hole
No less, avoid birth, stalkers, and backfire
The s.e.m.e.n compose a magnumopus
My modus operandi is nostalgia
Meat packed tight like hidden battleship
My plot armor, neon sign for all hos
The ultimate reward is honor, not whores
At odds with the times tryna become a lord
A skeet-lancer
A battlecry of a pawg make the c.u.m fly and a tear dry
Wonder why a lone wolf dont run with a clan
Only trust your own d.i.c.k, and be one with the ham
Some days, some nights
Some jizz, some cry
In the way of the samurai
So tight, some bleed
C.u.m up drippin down
The sounds of a battlecry
Some days, some nights
Some jizz, some cry
In the name of the samurai
So tight, some bleed
C.u.m up drippin down
The sounds of a battlecrybattlecry."
Ben smiled in satisfaction as he reached his door and opened it after a very, very slow walk…
However, what he didnt notice was there was an audience member for this impromptu performance. At the other end of the hallway, not far from Miyukis door, stood a person cloaked in a black hoodie…
What was strangest about this person, was after watching Ben leave, they approached the bulletin board near Miyukis door, nudged it off the wall, and removed a tiny black object from the top corner. It had been stuck there with some kind of adhesive.
Observing this small device in their hand, the mysterious person glanced back in Bens direction, and smirked. It was a hidden camera
***
Ben felt on top of the world, as if thrusting down into its molten core
The first thing of note was that his monthly challenge was close to completion.
[Monthly Challenge: Four-Score and Two Inches Ago – seduce four women within one month]
[Reward: Stat Point(Random) x1]
[Punishment: P.e.n.i.s shortened by 2 inches]
[Completion status: 3/4]
There were over two weeks remaining to complete this, so he was moving at a good pace, but the problem was hed need to find a new girl as the fourth. As of now, hed slept with all the girls he dated from the previous month; there were no more low-hanging tits…
That meant it might not be as easybut hed give it a shot to give it a shot
The other thing Ben noticed was Squirtle Hydro Pump didnt go up in exp.
Exp:[60/100]
Hed used it once before on Miyuki, so this meant he couldnt grind its exp on the same girl. That greedy bastard Squirtle.
…
Still, it wasnt that big a deal, so Ben moved on, browsing his stats.
[Looks: 6 – Joe Squirt]
He shrugged. Joe Dirt was David Spades best movie. Not a problem for me.
[Charisma: 7 – A strong boost to your stats. Its too bad 100 x 0 is still 0]
Ben rubbed his tongue over his bottom lip a while… "You know what? My stats arent 0, so how about you go back to system math class?"
[Social Status: 3(2+1) – Untouchable]
He slammed his fist into his bed! "Im touchable! Miyuki touched me plenty!"
…
[Seduction skills: 6(5+1) – Still Joe Squirt]
Im telling youI like the movie, plus he got the beauty in the end and even became famous, warming Americas hearts with his i.n.c.e.s.t jokes…
This stat went up by 1 to a 6 because Ben used the hot dog flavored water before meeting Miyuki. Since she didnt complain about it, he gained confidence in the sausage spray…
[Knowledge: (+1)6 – later years undergrad student level]
Ben sighed. While it was a good thing this rose, it was only by one point. Yet, he couldnt ask for much more because the low level stat gain multiplier wasnt too powerful to begin with. The mid level multiplier he used on charisma only raised that to a 7, so he couldnt expect anything amazing from a low level one which was 10 times weaker.
Still, a 6 was already good. Not only was it was fast progress for one week of effort, but the stat summary stated he was way ahead of the other students, since he was still a freshman.
[Manliness: 6 – Balls on your chin, everyone wins]
"Is that even a f*cking stat summary?!?
What does that even mean?!? Seems like an outright insult!"
…
Ben took deep breaths to calm down for a while, before continuing.
[Communication: 5 – There are so many words in the English language, so why do you only know how to curse and make s.e.x.u.a.l parody songs?]
Ben gazed out his window at the bright world outside. "I blame Trump"
[Personal talent: 3 – How is this still so low?]
He facepalmed
Sometimes the truth was the worst insult of all
Equipped Title: Poison Dragon
Unequipped Titles: C*ckpuncher
The theme was steady gains. One point didnt sound like much but it was only over one week and there were almost six months remaining to finish his death challenge. Besides, his reason for buying the low level stat growth multiplier wasnt so much to improve his stats, as it was to get his school life back on track. Now that hed accomplished that, Ben could focus on other things.
In addition, the boost in knowledge was only the beginning of his gains. There were many more to review, such as his achievements, which he looked at next.
"There is no magic to achievement. It is really about hard work, choices, and persistence" Ben recalled a quote hed seen from Michelle Obama about achievements.
Good quote. I guess Ill dedicate this nut to her. Thanks, Obama!
Ben felt good about his contribution there. First, he gender-swapped the memea win for women everywhere.
Second, he maintained his reputation for unbiased reporting by providing appropriate coverage of both parties…
He didnt want to be called fake news
With all the bases covered, Ben started going through the achievements.
[Congratulations! Youve unlocked the Achievement: Gullet Inspector(uncommon) – Stick your fingers down a girls throat during s.e.x]
[Distributing reward: PUA Points + 200]
He nodded. "She gets my seal of approval… Everything checked out"
[Congratulations! Youve unlocked the Achievement: Corporal Funishment(uncommon) – Spank a woman with a book and have her enjoy it]
[Distributing reward: PUA Points + 200]
Before everything became so politically correct, this is how our ancestors learned
[Congratulations! Youve unlocked the Achievement: Inverted Throatbotomy(uncommon) – Facef.u.c.k an upside-down woman]
[Distributing reward: PUA Points + 200]
The key to originality is inverting common tropes
[Congratulations! Youve unlocked the Achievement: Spewtons Law of Gravity(uncommon) – Give a woman a s.p.e.r.m facial while shes upside-down]
[Distributing reward: PUA Points + 200]
I never bought Newtons story about the apple. Now we know what really happened.
…
[Congratulations! Youve unlocked the Achievement: V.i.r.g.i.n Surgeon(repeatable, rare) – Take the v.i.r.g.i.nity of a new woman]
[Distributing reward: PUA Points + 1000]
My parents always wanted me to be a surgeon… I dont know about my mother but this is exactly what my dad meant.
…
[Congratulations! Youve unlocked the Achievement: Cultivating the Dao of Plow(repeatable, rare) – Have s.e.x with a new woman to completion]
[Distributing reward: PUA Points + 1000]
Ben was a wild cultivatora soulless sellsworda wanking wanderer
He didnt have the unlimited clan resources of heavens chosen who were born with silver spoons and thick stepsisters.
So it was a cause for celebration every time he made a minor gain in his c.u.mtivation
Its important to celebrate the little things. Thats why I popped c.u.mfetti on her face."
[Congratulations! Youve unlocked the Achievement: Jollywop(uncommon) – While having s.e.x with a woman, slap her in the face by her request]
[Distributing reward: PUA Points + 200]
Mollywop, Pollywop, and now Jollywop System, I appreciate your thematic consistency
[Congratulations! Youve unlocked the Achievement: Choke and Poke(uncommon) – While having s.e.x with a woman, choke her by her request]
[Distributing reward: PUA Points + 200]
Ben saw potential here…maybe a hidden skill tree. I should try choke-slamming her into a river…
[Congratulations! Youve unlocked the Achievement: Tijuana Kickstand(fine) – While having d.o.g.g.ystyle s.e.x with a woman, post your foot on her head, keeping it firmly pressed down, like a kickstand]
[Distributing reward: PUA Points + 500]
Ben nodded. Kickstands are very necessary. Its the reason I didnt fall over.
…
With these 3700 points and the 6700 he saved earlier, Ben now held 10400 points. It was the most points hed ever owned! Enough to buy two low level stat gain multipliers or high level mystery boxes!
On top of that, he still had a new Japanese flag to spin Willy the wheel of fortune, and a booty chest!
Thinking about everything on the menu coming up, Ben grinned as he realized true happiness….
"I knew it: Men die for money, birds die for food, and I die for points!"
Money. Food. Points.
For Ben, that was the circle of wife
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For some reason, Ben felt that was a pity.
…
Yet, due to time constraints, he had to cut the scene from his lifes theatrical release. Maybe in the directors cut…
In the end, he could do nothing but leave her to handle the splooge maintenance
However, the occasion was still worth celebrating, which was why Ben composed a customized version of Samurai Champloos opener: "Battlecry" by Nujabes.
"Yeah, sharp like an edge of a samurai sword
The tongue blade cut through face and bone
Though my minds at peace, these hos out of order
Missing the inner heat, p.u.s.s.y gets colder
Oh yes, I have to find the hole
No less, avoid birth, stalkers, and backfire
The s.e.m.e.n compose a magnumopus
My modus operandi is nostalgia
Meat packed tight like hidden battleship
My plot armor, neon sign for all hos
The ultimate reward is honor, not whores
At odds with the times tryna become a lord
A skeet-lancer
A battlecry of a pawg make the c.u.m fly and a tear dry
Wonder why a lone wolf dont run with a clan
Only trust your own d.i.c.k, and be one with the ham
Some days, some nights
Some jizz, some cry
In the way of the samurai
So tight, some bleed
C.u.m up drippin down
The sounds of a battlecry
Some days, some nights
Some jizz, some cry
In the name of the samurai
So tight, some bleed
C.u.m up drippin down
The sounds of a battlecrybattlecry."
Ben smiled in satisfaction as he reached his door and opened it after a very, very slow walk…
However, what he didnt notice was there was an audience member for this impromptu performance. At the other end of the hallway, not far from Miyukis door, stood a person cloaked in a black hoodie…
What was strangest about this person, was after watching Ben leave, they approached the bulletin board near Miyukis door, nudged it off the wall, and removed a tiny black object from the top corner. It had been stuck there with some kind of adhesive.
Observing this small device in their hand, the mysterious person glanced back in Bens direction, and smirked. It was a hidden camera
***
Ben felt on top of the world, as if thrusting down into its molten core
The first thing of note was that his monthly challenge was close to completion.
[Monthly Challenge: Four-Score and Two Inches Ago – seduce four women within one month]
[Reward: Stat Point(Random) x1]
[Punishment: P.e.n.i.s shortened by 2 inches]
[Completion status: 3/4]
There were over two weeks remaining to complete this, so he was moving at a good pace, but the problem was hed need to find a new girl as the fourth. As of now, hed slept with all the girls he dated from the previous month; there were no more low-hanging tits…
That meant it might not be as easybut hed give it a shot to give it a shot
The other thing Ben noticed was Squirtle Hydro Pump didnt go up in exp.
Exp:[60/100]
Hed used it once before on Miyuki, so this meant he couldnt grind its exp on the same girl. That greedy bastard Squirtle.
…
Still, it wasnt that big a deal, so Ben moved on, browsing his stats.
[Looks: 6 – Joe Squirt]
He shrugged. Joe Dirt was David Spades best movie. Not a problem for me.
[Charisma: 7 – A strong boost to your stats. Its too bad 100 x 0 is still 0]
Ben rubbed his tongue over his bottom lip a while… "You know what? My stats arent 0, so how about you go back to system math class?"
[Social Status: 3(2+1) – Untouchable]
He slammed his fist into his bed! "Im touchable! Miyuki touched me plenty!"
…
[Seduction skills: 6(5+1) – Still Joe Squirt]
Im telling youI like the movie, plus he got the beauty in the end and even became famous, warming Americas hearts with his i.n.c.e.s.t jokes…
This stat went up by 1 to a 6 because Ben used the hot dog flavored water before meeting Miyuki. Since she didnt complain about it, he gained confidence in the sausage spray…
[Knowledge: (+1)6 – later years undergrad student level]
Ben sighed. While it was a good thing this rose, it was only by one point. Yet, he couldnt ask for much more because the low level stat gain multiplier wasnt too powerful to begin with. The mid level multiplier he used on charisma only raised that to a 7, so he couldnt expect anything amazing from a low level one which was 10 times weaker.
Still, a 6 was already good. Not only was it was fast progress for one week of effort, but the stat summary stated he was way ahead of the other students, since he was still a freshman.
[Manliness: 6 – Balls on your chin, everyone wins]
"Is that even a f*cking stat summary?!?
What does that even mean?!? Seems like an outright insult!"
…
Ben took deep breaths to calm down for a while, before continuing.
[Communication: 5 – There are so many words in the English language, so why do you only know how to curse and make s.e.x.u.a.l parody songs?]
Ben gazed out his window at the bright world outside. "I blame Trump"
[Personal talent: 3 – How is this still so low?]
He facepalmed
Sometimes the truth was the worst insult of all
Equipped Title: Poison Dragon
Unequipped Titles: C*ckpuncher
The theme was steady gains. One point didnt sound like much but it was only over one week and there were almost six months remaining to finish his death challenge. Besides, his reason for buying the low level stat growth multiplier wasnt so much to improve his stats, as it was to get his school life back on track. Now that hed accomplished that, Ben could focus on other things.
In addition, the boost in knowledge was only the beginning of his gains. There were many more to review, such as his achievements, which he looked at next.
"There is no magic to achievement. It is really about hard work, choices, and persistence" Ben recalled a quote hed seen from Michelle Obama about achievements.
Good quote. I guess Ill dedicate this nut to her. Thanks, Obama!
Ben felt good about his contribution there. First, he gender-swapped the memea win for women everywhere.
Second, he maintained his reputation for unbiased reporting by providing appropriate coverage of both parties…
He didnt want to be called fake news
With all the bases covered, Ben started going through the achievements.
[Congratulations! Youve unlocked the Achievement: Gullet Inspector(uncommon) – Stick your fingers down a girls throat during s.e.x]
[Distributing reward: PUA Points + 200]
He nodded. "She gets my seal of approval… Everything checked out"
[Congratulations! Youve unlocked the Achievement: Corporal Funishment(uncommon) – Spank a woman with a book and have her enjoy it]
[Distributing reward: PUA Points + 200]
Before everything became so politically correct, this is how our ancestors learned
[Congratulations! Youve unlocked the Achievement: Inverted Throatbotomy(uncommon) – Facef.u.c.k an upside-down woman]
[Distributing reward: PUA Points + 200]
The key to originality is inverting common tropes
[Congratulations! Youve unlocked the Achievement: Spewtons Law of Gravity(uncommon) – Give a woman a s.p.e.r.m facial while shes upside-down]
[Distributing reward: PUA Points + 200]
I never bought Newtons story about the apple. Now we know what really happened.
…
[Congratulations! Youve unlocked the Achievement: V.i.r.g.i.n Surgeon(repeatable, rare) – Take the v.i.r.g.i.nity of a new woman]
[Distributing reward: PUA Points + 1000]
My parents always wanted me to be a surgeon… I dont know about my mother but this is exactly what my dad meant.
…
[Congratulations! Youve unlocked the Achievement: Cultivating the Dao of Plow(repeatable, rare) – Have s.e.x with a new woman to completion]
[Distributing reward: PUA Points + 1000]
Ben was a wild cultivatora soulless sellsworda wanking wanderer
He didnt have the unlimited clan resources of heavens chosen who were born with silver spoons and thick stepsisters.
So it was a cause for celebration every time he made a minor gain in his c.u.mtivation
Its important to celebrate the little things. Thats why I popped c.u.mfetti on her face."
[Congratulations! Youve unlocked the Achievement: Jollywop(uncommon) – While having s.e.x with a woman, slap her in the face by her request]
[Distributing reward: PUA Points + 200]
Mollywop, Pollywop, and now Jollywop System, I appreciate your thematic consistency
[Congratulations! Youve unlocked the Achievement: Choke and Poke(uncommon) – While having s.e.x with a woman, choke her by her request]
[Distributing reward: PUA Points + 200]
Ben saw potential here…maybe a hidden skill tree. I should try choke-slamming her into a river…
[Congratulations! Youve unlocked the Achievement: Tijuana Kickstand(fine) – While having d.o.g.g.ystyle s.e.x with a woman, post your foot on her head, keeping it firmly pressed down, like a kickstand]
[Distributing reward: PUA Points + 500]
Ben nodded. Kickstands are very necessary. Its the reason I didnt fall over.
…
With these 3700 points and the 6700 he saved earlier, Ben now held 10400 points. It was the most points hed ever owned! Enough to buy two low level stat gain multipliers or high level mystery boxes!
On top of that, he still had a new Japanese flag to spin Willy the wheel of fortune, and a booty chest!
Thinking about everything on the menu coming up, Ben grinned as he realized true happiness….
"I knew it: Men die for money, birds die for food, and I die for points!"
Money. Food. Points.
For Ben, that was the circle of wife
For some reason, Ben felt that was a pity. Yet, due to time constraints, he had to cut the scene from his lifes theatrical release. Maybe in the directors cut In the end, he could do nothing but leave her to handle the splooge maintenance However, the occasion was still worth celebrating, which was why Ben composed a customized version of Samurai Champloos opener: "Battlecry" by Nujabes. "Yeah, sharp like an edge of a samurai sword The tongue blade cut through face and bone Though my minds at peace, these hos out of order Missing the inner heat, p.u.s.s.y gets colder Oh yes, I have to find the hole No less, avoid birth, stalkers, and backfire The s.e.m.e.n compose a magnumopus My modus operandi is nostalgia Meat packed tight like hidden battleship My plot armor, neon sign for all hos The ultimate reward is honor, not whores At odds with the times tryna become a lord A skeet-lancer A battlecry of a pawg make the c.u.m fly and a tear dry Wonder why a lone wolf dont run with a clan Only trust your own d.i.c.k, and be one with the ham Some days, some nights Some jizz, some cry In the way of the samurai So tight, some bleed C.u.m up drippin down The sounds of a battlecry Some days, some nights Some jizz, some cry In the name of the samurai So tight, some bleed C.u.m up drippin down The sounds of a battlecrybattlecry."Ben smiled in satisfaction as he reached his door and opened it after a very, very slow walk However, what he didnt notice was there was an audience member for this impromptu performance. At the other end of the hallway, not far from Miyukis door, stood a person cloaked in a black hoodie What was strangest about this person, was after watching Ben leave, they approached the bulletin board near Miyukis door, nudged it off the wall, and removed a tiny black object from the top corner. It had been stuck there with some kind of adhesive. Observing this small device in their hand, the mysterious person glanced back in Bens direction, and smirked. It was a hidden camera *** Ben felt on top of the world, as if thrusting down into its molten core The first thing of note was that his monthly challenge was close to completion. Monthly Challenge: Four-Score and Two Inches Ago seduce four women within one month Reward: Stat PointRandom x1 Punishment: P.e.n.i.s shortened by 2 inches Completion status: 3/4 There were over two weeks remaining to complete this, so he was moving at a good pace, but the problem was hed need to find a new girl as the fourth. As of now, hed slept with all the girls he dated from the previous month; there were no more low-hanging tits That meant it might not be as easybut hed give it a shot to give it a shot The other thing Ben noticed was Squirtle Hydro Pump didnt go up in exp. Exp:60/100 Hed used it once before on Miyuki, so this meant he couldnt grind its exp on the same girl. That greedy bastard Squirtle. Still, it wasnt that big a deal, so Ben moved on, browsing his stats. Looks: 6 Joe Squirt He shrugged. Joe Dirt was David Spades best movie. Not a problem for me. Charisma: 7 A strong boost to your stats. Its too bad 100 x 0 is still 0 Ben rubbed his tongue over his bottom lip a while "You know what? My stats arent 0, so how about you go back to system math class?" Social Status: 32+1 Untouchable He slammed his fist into his bed! "Im touchable! Miyuki touched me plenty!" Seduction skills: 65+1 Still Joe Squirt Im telling youI like the movie, plus he got the beauty in the end and even became famous, warming Americas hearts with his i.n.c.e.s.t jokes This stat went up by 1 to a 6 because Ben used the hot dog flavored water before meeting Miyuki. Since she didnt complain about it, he gained confidence in the sausage spray Knowledge: +16 later years undergrad student level Ben sighed. While it was a good thing this rose, it was only by one point. Yet, he couldnt ask for much more because the low level stat gain multiplier wasnt too powerful to begin with. The mid level multiplier he used on charisma only raised that to a 7, so he couldnt expect anything amazing from a low level one which was 10 times weaker. Still, a 6 was already good. Not only was it was fast progress for one week of effort, but the stat summary stated he was way ahead of the other students, since he was still a freshman. Manliness: 6 Balls on your chin, everyone wins"Is that even a f*cking stat summary?!? What does that even mean?!? Seems like an outright insult!" Ben took deep breaths to calm down for a while, before continuing. Communication: 5 There are so many words in the English language, so why do you only know how to curse and make s.e.x.u.a.l parody songs? Ben gazed out his window at the bright world outside. "I blame Trump" Personal talent: 3 How is this still so low? He facepalmed Sometimes the truth was the worst insult of all Equipped Title: Poison Dragon Unequipped Titles: C*ckpuncher The theme was steady gains. One point didnt sound like much but it was only over one week and there were almost six months remaining to finish his death challenge. Besides, his reason for buying the low level stat growth multiplier wasnt so much to improve his stats, as it was to get his school life back on track. Now that hed accomplished that, Ben could focus on other things. In addition, the boost in knowledge was only the beginning of his gains. There were many more to review, such as his achievements, which he looked at next. "There is no magic to achievement. It is really about hard work, choices, and persistence" Ben recalled a quote hed seen from Michelle Obama about achievements. Good quote. I guess Ill dedicate this nut to her. Thanks, Obama!Ben felt good about his contribution there. First, he gender-swapped the memea win for women everywhere.Second, he maintained his reputation for unbiased reporting by providing appropriate coverage of both parties He didnt want to be called fake news With all the bases covered, Ben started going through the achievements. Congratulations! Youve unlocked the Achievement: Gullet Inspectoruncommon Stick your fingers down a girls throat during s.e.x Distributing reward: PUA Points + 200 He nodded. "She gets my seal of approval Everything checked out" Congratulations! Youve unlocked the Achievement: Corporal Funishmentuncommon Spank a woman with a book and have her enjoy it Distributing reward: PUA Points + 200 Before everything became so politically correct, this is how our ancestors learned Congratulations! Youve unlocked the Achievement: Inverted Throatbotomyuncommon Facef.u.c.k an upside-down woman Distributing reward: PUA Points + 200 The key to originality is inverting common tropes Congratulations! Youve unlocked the Achievement: Spewtons Law of Gravityuncommon Give a woman a s.p.e.r.m facial while shes upside-down Distributing reward: PUA Points + 200 I never bought Newtons story about the apple. Now we know what really happened. Congratulations! Youve unlocked the Achievement: V.i.r.g.i.n Surgeonrepeatable, rare Take the v.i.r.g.i.nity of a new woman Distributing reward: PUA Points + 1000 My parents always wanted me to be a surgeon I dont know about my mother but this is exactly what my dad meant. Congratulations! Youve unlocked the Achievement: Cultivating the Dao of Plowrepeatable, rare Have s.e.x with a new woman to completion Distributing reward: PUA Points + 1000 Ben was a wild cultivatora soulless sellsworda wanking wanderer He didnt have the unlimited clan resources of heavens chosen who were born with silver spoons and thick stepsisters.So it was a cause for celebration every time he made a minor gain in his c.u.mtivation Its important to celebrate the little things. Thats why I popped c.u.mfetti on her face."Congratulations! Youve unlocked the Achievement: Jollywopuncommon While having s.e.x with a woman, slap her in the face by her request Distributing reward: PUA Points + 200 Mollywop, Pollywop, and now Jollywop System, I appreciate your thematic consistency Congratulations! Youve unlocked the Achievement: Choke and Pokeuncommon While having s.e.x with a woman, choke her by her request Distributing reward: PUA Points + 200 Ben saw potential heremaybe a hidden skill tree. I should try choke-slamming her into a river Congratulations! Youve unlocked the Achievement: Tijuana Kickstandfine While having d.o.g.g.ystyle s.e.x with a woman, post your foot on her head, keeping it firmly pressed down, like a kickstand Distributing reward: PUA Points + 500 Ben nodded. Kickstands are very necessary. Its the reason I didnt fall over. With these 3700 points and the 6700 he saved earlier, Ben now held 10400 points. It was the most points hed ever owned! Enough to buy two low level stat gain multipliers or high level mystery boxes! On top of that, he still had a new Japanese flag to spin Willy the wheel of fortune, and a booty chest! Thinking about everything on the menu coming up, Ben grinned as he realized true happiness. "I knew it: Men die for money, birds die for food, and I die for points!" Money. Food. Points. For Ben, that was the circle of wife
