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Published at 24th of August 2021 11:49:11 AM


Chapter 45: My Teammates Are All Crazy Chapter 45

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After the match resumes, every member of MOMO only has one thought left on their minds – Snatch the Dragon! They have to snatch the Dragon!

Meanwhile, the audience watching behind their screens also roars in their hearts – Snatch the Dragon ba! Snatch the Dragon again!

Almost everyone wants to know, is PG going ballistic once their Dragon is snatched a coincidence, or is there some kind of metaphysics?

10 minutes into the commencement of the game, the Demonic Dragon refreshes.

From then on, MOMO’s jungler, Zhis, never stopped touching the Dragon.

When Frozen Heart was in the Bottom Lane double-killing, Burial Sword was touching the Dragon.

When Frozen Heart was ganking the mid-laner, Burial Sword came over to assist, but passed by the Dragon Den on the way, and he touched the Dragon.

When Frozen Heart went to the Top Lane to destroy their turret, not only did Burial Sword touch the Dragon, even MOMO’s mid-laner, Peacock Plume, also snuck in a few touches.

Touch the Dragon – That means to drop an attack and run.

【HAHAHAHAHA what did the dragon ever do to you!】

【Demonic Dragon: Why is there always someone touching me?】

【MOMO, this team, is seriously too hilarious!】

Not only was the comments barrage teased into laughter by Zhis’ indecent groping, even Halfling can’t help cackling: 【I think MOMO must be feeling a little angsty in this match. In particular, there’s their family’s jungler. He keeps touching the dragon – his intent to snatch is way too obvious! 】

Candy: 【Hahaha, it’s only natural since their opponent is PG! Although both are teams that debuted in the same season, PG got into the Top 8. For better or worse, MOMO is bound to have some pressure when battling PG!】

Halfling: 【The second demonic disk has been refreshed! We can see that Frozen Heart is currently racing down to the Bottom Lane. He must be intending to conquer this Demonic Disk. As for MOMO…… Burial Sword is still touching the Dragon.】

When he says that line, Halfling doesn’t know whether to laugh or cry.

The comments barrage, on the other hand, have already laughed themselves half to death:

【HAHAHAHAHA! Excuse me, may I ask, is Zhis a clown invited by a monkey?】

【Zhis’ ingenious dragon-snatching ways in the last match simply took my breath away. And now, in this match……】

【HAHAHA! That glory can’t last for more than three seconds!】

Since Zhis is currently in the game, he naturally doesn’t know the commentators and barrage’s evaluation of him. At this particular moment, he only has one notion remaining in his head – The Dragon is mine! This Dragon is booked by me! Besides me, no one gets to touch it!

Thereafter, PG indeed doesn’t get the slightest chance to touch the Dragon. However, survival also becomes an onerous ordeal for Zhis’ teammates.

After being ganked by Frozen Heart for three times in a row, MOMO’s mid-laner (Peacock Plume) finally can’t refrain from saying: 【Bro, about the dragon…… Of course, we have to snatch it. But can you please just spare a thought for that despicable Frozen Heart? We’re about to lose!】

Zhis: “Wah, you can’t even defeat Frozen Heart, you’re such a veggie!”

The mid-laner nearly spits out a mouthful of blood: “If you’re not a veggie, you should go solo him ah!”

Zhis: “I don’t want to. I want to snatch the dragon!”

Who the hell can tolerate this?!

MOMO’s marksman finally can’t bear to continue listening: “How the fuck is this snatching the dragon? I only fucking see you touching the dragon!”

Zhis: “What do you know? I’m securing the Dragon and grinding for my equipment!”

Marksman: “How long more does your fucking equipment need?”

Zhis: “By my rough estimation, it’ll be done by the time you get ganked by Frozen Heart two more fucking times.”

Marksman: “……Why don’t you just fucking go die!”

Just like that, under the comments barrage’s ridicule and his teammates’ cussing, Burial Sword rises to Lv. 13 and gains 4 sets of equipment. And then, Zhis no longer touches the dragon anymore, directly snatching it!

Zhis: “Marksman, assist! Marksman, assist! Hurry-hurry-hurry!”

Marksman: “Coming, coming!”

【MOMO is snatching the Dragon!】Realizing that this time, they’re not simply touching the Dragon but officially attempting a snatch, Candy can’t refrain from crying out in shock, 【Will they be found out by PG?!】

【Frozen Heart must have realized it!】Halfling replies, 【He is heading towards the Demonic Dragon at the moment! The other demons are also all scrambling to assemble in the Dragon Den. Based on the looks of it, they’ll open a Team Battle in the Dragon Den!】

The facts will prove that Halfling’s conjecture isn’t wrong – Shortly after Burial Sword single-handedly takes off one-fifth of the Demonic Dragon’s health, PG’s members assembled there, and almost at the same time, MOMO’s side also made a full attendance.

With everyone in attendance in the Dragon Den, before anyone is able to make a move on the Dragon, the Demonic Dragon uses a single Earthquake Fissure and flings all troops into the sky.

During the landing, Jing Yu is the first to react and aims his Snow Allure on the enemy Death God. After having Frozen Heart link up, he immediately Ults!

A snowstorm erupts with Death God as its epicentre, trapping the enemy Peacock Plume, Chronos, and Jinghua Shuiyue in the surroundings and freezing them all into ice statues!

Following right after that, Scarlet Fury releases his Ult. Blood Pool Purgatory’s frightening AP instantaneously saps away a large amount of blood.

Satan doesn’t even bat an eye at Burial Sword and thrashes the enemies’ back line. Following that, Centaur also pulls out his own Bow to lodge a rain of arrows upon Chronos, swiftly taking down a head!

System: 【Centaur, First Kill!】

System: 【The enemy Chronos has been slain!】

Right at this moment, Death God forks out his Release. Sickle Hook clips onto Scarlet Fury and hauls him right before Peacock Plume. Swiftly thereafter, Frozen Heart’s CC loses effect. Peacock Plume doesn’t even think about it and immediately releases her Ult in Scarlet Fury’s face!

Scarlet Fury was forced to eat the Ult. Using his 2nd and 1st ability in unison, right after CC’ing Peacock Plume, he drains her blood at the speed of light, topping up his blood by an entire quarter!

System: 【Scarlet Fury, First Kill!】

System: 【The enemy Peacock Plume has been slain!】

Nevertheless, Ye Hong’s triumph doesn’t last for long. In time, his hard-earned blood is easily slashed away by the enemy Death God’s Death Sickle!

System: 【Death God, First Kill!】

System: 【The ally Scarlet Fury has been slain!】

When Death God released Sickle Hook, Frozen Heart and Centaur were able to dodge with their motion-control, thereby avoiding any damage.

After Scarlet Fury is slain, Centaur ducks behind Satan to hide, releasing a mad barrage of attacks on Death God! In the end, Death God’s head was still collected by Frozen Heart’s 1st ability.

System: 【Frozen Heart, First Kill!】

System: 【The enemy Death God has been slain!】

After critical-hitting and killing the Death God, Frozen Heart’s Teleport refreshes, and he unhesitatingly links up to Jinghua Shuiyue. Unexpectedly, Jinghua Shuiyue’s speed exceeds his predictions. Using a single Roving Mirage, he CC’s Frozen Heart, Satan, and Centaur all at once, turning his back to flee!

But how can Han Leng possibly let him escape? A Flash and a Bubble later, he is CC’ed.

Not long after, Roving Mirage loses its effect. All members of PG dive towards Jinghua Shuiyue like a stampede. Yet, just as they are able to utterly thrash him, they abruptly realize something.

The first to react is Jing Yu: “What are we ganking for?! Snatch the Dragon ah!”

Upon hearing this order, PG’s members react as though woken up from a dream, throwing Jinghua Shuiyue aside to surge back towards the Dragon Den.

However, at this moment, Burial Sword has already gotten the Demonic Dragon’s blood down to below a fifth. With the end in sight, he doesn’t give a flipping shit about his teammates’ life or death.

Having just completed a round of acing, PG already doesn’t have much abilities left – All save for Frozen Heart’s Smite!

Jing Yu makes his Frozen Heart charge towards the Demonic Dragon at the fastest possible speed. Despite that, right as he managed to get to the Demonic Dragon’s side, the Demonic Dragon uses yet another Earthquake Fissure and lurches him into the sky. Immediately thereafter, Jinghua Shuiyue Flashes over and throws a CC at him.

Jing Yu: “Fuck!”

He can only watch as his Frozen Heart was CC’ed excruciatingly. Jinghua Shuiyue is then hacked to death by Centaur with a few attacks.

System: 【Centaur, First Kill!】

System: 【The enemy Jinghua Shuiyue has been slain!】

With this, PG and MOMO’s team battle results in a 1 for 4. Yet, there’s hardly any cause for celebration. That’s because in the next second, MOMO’s lone lucky survivor Burial Sword swiftly forks out his Smite and snatches the Demonic Dragon!

Even if Satan seized the timing to take away the Demonic Dragon’s remaining blood; Even if Centaur ganked Jinghua Shuiue and immediately turned his bow on Burial Sword.

–No one is able to stop Zhis’ Burial Sword from Snatching the Dragon!

System: 【Burial Sword has conquered the Demonic Dragon!】

System: 【The Dragon Army is infiltrating the Battlefield!】

【MOMO HAS DONE IT!】Candy screams emotionally, utterly shook, 【MOMO’s Burial Sword has, once again, snatched the dragon! This team certainly is brilliant when it comes to snatching the dragon ah!】

【Player Zhis is incredible!】Halfling can’t help lauding, 【Although his relentless touching of the Dragon is quite dirty, when it comes to battling the dragon, regardless of his motion-control or his abilities’ usage timing, he performed well in every aspect! I think if Zhis is playing an MMORPG, he would certainly fare well in a PvE*!】

(*PvE: Player vs Environment / NPC)

Candy: 【Indeed! That was quite a huge risk he’s taken to let a Burial Sword of this level go up against a Dragon in a solo match. But most of that dragon’s health was taken down by him!】

Halfling: 【Now, let’s take a look at how PG will counter this situation. Unlike the last round, although MOMO was still aced by PG this time, their revival time won’t be as long. Not to mention, PG is also down by a mage. And the Demonic Disk still hasn’t refreshed.】

Candy: 【Everything seems to be leaning in favour of MOMO. It all boils down to whether MOMO can maintain this advantage or not!】

The pair goes on to commentate, totally oblivious to the fact that the comments barrage had already gone mad right when the Dragon was stolen by Burial Sword. The entire screen is covered with the four words, 【THE SEAL IS RELEASED!】.

Meanwhile, on PG’s side, they have also entered a tense state of a strategic deployment.

After Jing Yu returns to the fountain to top up his HP, he immediately surges towards the Mid Lane: “Mid Lane, Mid Lane! Marksman, hurry up!”

Under Frozen Heart’s lead, PG’s demons assemble in the Mid Lane. Merman boosts, Satan suppresses, Centaur attacks from the back lines. The first wave of the Dragon Army is quickly destroyed at a terrifying pace.

“Marksman, go to the Top Lane! Mage, follow me!”

Merman guards Centaur and both hasten to the Top Lane. With a few refreshes, there comes another dragon wave. The revived Peacock Plume hastily rushes to the Bottom Lane, tossing a few abilities to clear the dragons, and with the addition of Satan and Frozen Heart’s attacks, they wipe the floor with the first wave.

“Assemble in the Mid Lane! Prepare for a team battle!”

The members of PG thus reassembled in the Mid Lane. At this moment of time, the revived members of MOMO also arrive at the Mid Lane. Following the second dragon wave, they are just waiting for the Dragon Army to invade the base of the turret, so as to join forces in pushing it.

And yet, just as the Demonic Dragon Army was just about to invade the turret, a flash of cold light suddenly links up to the frontmost Death God. Almost at the same time, Satan blatantly launches a frontal attack, Ulting together in time with Frozen Heart!

Snowstorm and Hands in Darkness’ special effects interweave, instantly transforming the place where MOMO stood into a terror-striking hell!

Even if Death God and Chronos responded with a Release at once, they were still unable to escape Scarlet Fury’s Blood Pool Purgatory which followed immediately thereafter – This truly is a Purgatory!

System: 【Scarlet Fury, First Kill!】

System: 【The enemy Peacock Plume has been slain!】

System: 【Scarlet Fury, Double Kill!】

System: 【The enemy Chronos has been slain!】    

“Retreat!” Under Jing Yu’s orders, PG immediately retreats, dodging Jinghua Shuiyue’s Ultimate. Subsequently, almost at the same moment, Burial Sword ambushes them from the back, directly Ulting at PG’s back line!

System: 【Burial Sword, First Kill!】

System: 【The ally Centaur has been slain!】

“BURIAL SWORD! It’s Burial Sword again! You motherfucker @#%……” Luo Yiming cusses again. He swears, if he ever meets Zhis, he will sock him in his face as a meeting gift!

Ye Hong snickers: “The hell are you cussing for? You’re the veggie, not even able to dodge an Ult.”

No sooner has he said it, Burial Sword’s Teleport refreshes and he uses a Teleport to directly get beside his Scarlet Fury, raising his 40 metres long sword to ruthlessly swing right through!

System: 【Burial Sword, Double Kill!】

System: 【The ally Scarlet Fury has been slain!】

Ye Hong: “……”

Luo Yiming: “HAHAHAHAHA! WHAT A VEGGIE!”

Qin Fei: “You bunch of veggies! Hiss—I’ll avenge you!”

Saying this, Qin Fei immediately directs his Satan to change targets, barrelling towards Burial Sword. Even if Satan only has half his blood and is solo-ing a Burial Sword at maximum health, he is hardly cowed. Not to mention, there’s still Frozen Heart on their side!

Burial Sword is CC’ed by Satan with no hopes of release. His health bar depletes at a frightening pace. On the other side, after Frozen Heart clears Jinghua Shuiyue’s last skin of blood, he unhesitatingly uses his ability to link up to Burial Sword.

Unexpectedly, before he even got the chance to Teleport over, Burial Sword was ganked!

System: 【Merman, First Kill!】

System: 【The enemy Burial Sword has been slain!】

En? Wait a sec? Merman?!

Jing Yu, who failed to take a head, clicks open Han Leng’s equipment full of dissatisfaction. The edges of his mouth twitch: “Han Ge, when did you pull out your AD build?”

Han Leng grins deviously: “Just now~”

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Tama’s Public Apology: I’m sorry! I didn’t know Jinghua Shuiyue is a guy! All the Jinghua Shuiyue’s I met online were gals!!! I wouldn’t have done it if I knew!

Mara: Lololololol #confused genders #male or female #discussion of the century #both are welcome But, that peach called Zhis really needs a spanking… I hope the Dragon sues him after the match for indecency~

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