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Published at 24th of August 2021 11:49:10 AM


Chapter 46: My Teammates Are All Crazy Chapter 46

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【Burial Sword was ganked by Merman! MOMO’s aced once again!】Candy yells in disbelief, 【The Dragon Army’s practically nothing before PG!】

【No. The truth is, it did deal a blow to them.】Halfling finally regains his last bit of rationality, analysing calmly, 【A large part of PG’s loss in HP was all made by the Dragon Army. If MOMO didn’t snatch the dragon, Burial Sword would’ve never gotten that double kill!】

Candy: 【But when PG was countering the Dragon Army, they truly did it as though cutting butter with a hot knife!】

【Indeed.】Halfling also noticed that. 【Their entire team worked fluidly without wasting the slightest bit of time. It’s almost as if they’d trained specially for this.】

Erm. This really is a misunderstanding as great as the Heavens.

The training Fang Luofan met out to PG was to drag out the latter half. Then, these bunch of bastards went in as a 5-people taxi and ended abusing vegetables. Dragging out the latter stage became too tedious, so they came up with this kind of hack by coincidence. 

In the end, it’s questionable whether the team battles in their latter stage have improved, but they did get more familiar with combating the Dragon Army. Or rather, they simply became masters at it.

Be it Jing Yu’s lead or the other people’s teamwork, no one misses a single step and they flawlessly wipe the floor with the three waves of Dragon Army. In the end, the turrets in PG’s Top, Mid, and Bottom Lanes all suffered some damages, but not a single one toppled!

Not. A. Single. One. Toppled!

【My God! Not a single tower toppled!】Candy simply can’t believe her eyes, 【Even though MOMO snatched the Demonic Dragon, they weren’t able to destroy even one of PG’s towers!】

What’s even more demoralizing than not toppling the enemy’s turret?

That will be not toppling the enemy’s turret despite snatching the Demonic Dragon.

What’s even more demoralizing than being shoved around throughout a game?

That’s being shoved around throughout the game despite snatching the Demonic Dragon.

The Demonic Dragon is an important tool for countering. There are times where you can immediately think of countering once you conquer the Demonic Dragon!

Be it MOMO, or PG’s next opponent, Kcc, they both relied several times on snatching the dragon in order to counter-attack. Only by doing so, then were they able to step into the Qualifiers with their own two feet.

But alas, in the end, all of these seem to be nothing before PG.

In a situation where they snatched the dragon but still are no match for PG, the morale of MOMO takes a huge hit on the whole. Every member, with Zhis included, slips up the more they play, collating a never-ending list of mistakes. In the end, they are even aced by PG within their own territory. Moreover, it is a 0 for 5.

And all of this, in the eyes of the audience, is simply a demonstration of PG’s unstoppable strength. Toppling three turrets consecutively, they ace MOMO in their own fort.

【PG is too ruthless!】 Candy has simply lost all ability to think, 【Too amazing! Too awesome! Too scary!】

Halfling’s split between tears and laughter: 【When it comes to toppling the towers near the end, PG is always so quick-footed. However, I think MOMO also had tonnes of slip-ups in this round. Nevertheless, it can’t be helped. They did snatch a dragon but failed to topple even a single one of PG’s towers. I’d say the result of this match is already quite clear.】

Indeed. After crushing MOMO into the ground, PG’s demons follow the lane creeps to launch a crazed attack on the enemy’s Stronghold. In the end, they smash their territory to smitherness, winning this round!

“Victory”, this large golden word blows up on the screen of the live-stream, shiny and bright.

Halfling: 【Alright! Let’s congratulate PG on clinching the first win of the Qualifiers! They now have a total of 2 points!】

Candy: 【Despite losing the first round to PG, MOMO still has hope. If nothing else, they made PG lose the dragon twice! Here’s wishing them an even more dazzling performance in the matches after this!】

The barrage at the present is:

【It’s precisely because they stole the dragon twice ah!】

【Have the commentators not realized PG goes ballistic after losing their dragon?!】

【PG’s dragon can’t be snatched!】

【The seal is released! PG goes berserk!】

Over at MOMO’s clubhouse, having lost this match, Zhis pulls off his headphones. Every fibre of his being seems to be out of touch with reality.

The teammate seated by his side murmurs this line: “PG…… These sonuvabitches are way too terrifying.”

Zhis finally snaps back to himself, utterly shell-shocked as he says: “The curse is real. PG, they really are the only and only existence blessed by the Demonic Dragon. Having succeeded the Demonic Dragon’s bloodline, the moment the Demonic Dragon’s killed, their blood seal is released. PG goes nuts, sailing against the winds and turning all tables!”

This teammate of his really isn’t sure whether to laugh or cry: “Brotha, are you for real?”

On the other side, MOMO’s marksman sans Captain raises his mouse and smacks it onto Zhis’ skull: “Bloodline your sis ah, bloodline! Have you done your fucking homework yet?!”

Zhis scampers off like a frightened rat: “I’m going to do it now!”

Halfling: 【Alright. The result after skill tabulation is out. This match’s MVP is awarded to ONE’s Centaur in the end. His arrows never missed even once in this match, resulting in a sky-high damage!】

Candy: 【PG’s ONE truly is a marvellous gamer. He always likes to battle in close range. It’s almost as if he frequently forgets that he is a marksman! Who knows how he’ll be like if he uses a Warrior Class?】

Halfling: 【That’s hard to say. After all, the operation of a Warrior and a Marksman is distinctly different. A warrior relies more on abilities, whereas marksmen generally rely on auto-attacks.】

Candy: 【That’s true.】

Halfling: 【In any case, the first match of the Qualifiers goes to PG, at 2 – 0 against MOMO! Let’s give a round of applause for PG!】

Candy: 【The next match will be ANE and Kcc’s faceoff! We’ll come back shortly after a break!】

After the two are done, the live-stream image replays that spectacular display from that bout of battle just now.

The comments barrage has never stopped to rest. Words such as “Seal is released” and “berserk” keep getting spammed.

And what of PG?

Jing Yu simply tumbles flat on the computer table: “So tired……”

Qin Fei, who sits by his side, looks at him in amusement: “You’re tired after just two rounds?”

“The difficulty level is different ah…… MOMO clearly is on a whole ‘nother level compared to those teams we met in the Preliminaries.”

Qin Fei: “The truth is, you’re just miffed after getting the dragon snatched ba?”

“Urghh……” Jing Yu turns his head to Qin Fei whilst still mushing against the desk and blinks at him, “How are you always able to hit the nail on the head every single time?”

Qin Fei: “It’s quite easy. I’m also vexed by that.”

–Qin Fei is only just saying his thoughts aloud. It’s just that, only.

Right at this moment, Fang Luofan appears at the training room’s door. Upon noticing PG’s general lethargy, he mercifully lets them off with: “Rest well for now. We’ll begin training later in the afternoon.”

Ye Hong: “Okay~”

Luo Yiming: “Alright! Coach, I love you!”

Fang Luofan: “Scram! Stop turning people’s stomachs! Just wait till the review at night and I’ll see how much you still love me then!”

Luo Yiming withers instantly – Oh, right. There’s still the review session…… Although he managed to snatch the MVP in the second game, he still feels like he made tonnes of errors today. He’s screwed.

Qin Fei lets out a yawn, rising from his gamer’s chair: “I’m heading up to sleep.”

Fang Luofan sends a nod his way: “Go on.”

No sooner had those words fallen, Jing Yu also gets out from his chair: “I’m going with him.”

Ye Hong: “En? You’re going to sleep too?”

Han Leng: “Sleeping with Fei Ge?”

Jing Yu: “???”

Qin Fei cracks a smile uncontrollably, turning his head to glance at Jing Yu: “Shall we?”

Jing Yu instantly turns beet red: “No! It’s not….. I was just…… I just wanted to go……”

Before he finishes his words, Qin Fei raises his hand and ruffles his hair.

The flabbergasted Jing Yu when he’s panicking looks just like a little mouse that was caught red-handed eating a rice grain. Just the sight of him makes Qin Fei’s hand itch to rub.

After rubbing him over the head, Qin Fei doesn’t say much. He simply turns to leave the training room.

By contrast, Jing Yu is dumbstruck and rooted to the spot. For a long time, no matter what the others say, his whole world seems to comprise solely of that lingering touch on his head.

He doesn’t know how he gets back to his room. Before he knows it, he’s simply seated on his bed.

After zoning out for another period, the tension finally drains out of his body. He leans back, allowing his body to fall into his bed’s cradle. His motive for returning only hits him after a few moments – That’s right! The forum!

Jing Yu jumps-up from the bed to grab his phone before throwing himself back on the bed. He clicks into the forum and makes to find that tower seeking help.

Within a short day, the tower has already accrued over 5000 levels. Jing Yu can’t help but wonder, is there really so many people keeping an eye on this PGL?

5102L: HAHAHAHAHA! Look at how many pro-gamers there are hiding in the comments! They’re way too capable! Let me just sum up the pro-gamers’ comments:

To defeat PG, Dragon must be Snatched. Can’t Snatch the Dragon? You’ll be crushed throughout! Once the Dragon’s Snatched, the Seal is released. PG goes berserk. Heads are sent flying!

( 要赢pg,必先偷龙。 偷不到龙,一路平推! 成功偷龙,封印解除。 pg暴走,人头齐飞! #Poetry #Syllables #We’reDead)

5103L: Brilliant.

5104L: What talent!

5105L: One branch on this tree stands out from the rest of us!

5106L: I shall tolerate you showing me up!

5107L: So should the dragon be snatched in the end? This remains a question!

5108L:

Should the Dragon be snatched, ’tis an endless question. Why not just give up? Lay flat where you stand!

( 偷不偷龙,千古难题。 不如放弃,原地躺平。)

5109L: Upstairs HAHAHAHAHA!

5110L: HAHAHAHAHA I think we should make a new summary!

To defeat PG, Dragon must be Snatched. Can’t Snatch the Dragon? You’ll be crushed throughout! Once the Dragon’s Snatched, the seal is released. PG goes berserk. Heads are sent flying! Should the Dragon be snatched, ’tis an endless question. Why not just give up? Lay flat where you stand!

5111L: What winning poetry!

5112L: How are you guys so good!

Seeing up to here, Jing Yu is caught between tears and laughter.

Isn’t it normal to quickly ace the opponents after getting the dragon snatched? After battling the Dragon Army for so many days, isn’t it also normal to be able to cut through the Dragon Army like butter? (T/N: Nope.)

However, with the previous tower’s backing and all of this tower’s oil and vinegar** thrown in, a great majority already developed an unshakeable belief that PG will go nuts if their dragon is stolen.

(**Throw in oil and vinegar 添油加醋: spicing things up)

Even Jing Yu almost believed it!

Scrolling downwards, he discovers that this ultra-unreliable, oil-adding poem has given birth to a few couple other editions. But soon enough, a troll suddenly pops out of nowhere and breaks off this chain.

5377L: I’m telling you! The truth is, PG’s members are all successors to the Demonic Dragon’s bloodline! Once the Demonic Dragon’s killed, their blood seal is released, and those who did the deed will be slaughtered in revenge! No one is an exception! I experienced this thoroughly myself!

5378L: Where did the troll upstairs come from?

5379L: @Upstairs. I’ll be perfectly honest with you. I am a successor of the True Eye of the Evil King*. My eyes can see through all of the Demonic Dragon’s weak spots. Then, with a Lv. 13 Burial Sword, I can solo it! But I didn’t expect PG’s evil prowess to be stronger than I am, to just directly decide the match like that!

(*True Eye of the Evil King: A move from ‘Even Chuuninbyou’s want to fall in love!’ The author’s recommendation. Is about an ex-Chuuni running into a present-Chuuni.)

5380L: True Eye of the Evil King HAHAHAHA LMFAO…… This Chuuni’s gotta be fixed!

5381L: Hahahahaha! Are you pretending to be Zhis? Don’t you dare blacken our family’s Zhis! He is adorable! He’s hardly a snot-faced Chuuni like you!

5382L: Woah, Upstairs’ tone is a little familiar. It can’t be…… Kins?

5383L: Fuck! You’re really Zhis?! Why aren’t you doing your homework?!

5384L: Okay, Kins. Goodbye, Kins : )

Kins – that’s MOMO’s support sans Command.

After seeing these few levels, Jing Yu can’t help but chuckle.

MOMO, this team, they seem quite interesting despite their members’ young ages. Especially the jungler Zhis. To be able to make PG lose their dragon twice, his potential definitely stands a chance to threaten the Top 8 in the future.

But as for now, MOMO still has a long way to go.

After scrolling through the forum, Jing Yu slides off his bed, intending to stretch his legs downstairs and relax for a bit.

Unexpectedly, and right when he’d just opened the door, a booming laughter comes from Luo Yiming downstairs: “HAHAHAHAHA! This tower! You guys, hurry up and come see this tower! Fuck, there’s even a poem! How talented are they?!”

The moment he makes sense of Luo Yiming’s words, Jing Yu who is still upstairs gulps audibly. Suddenly, he’s got a bad feeling about this.

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Mara: Oh, God… Zhis is in full Chuuni-mode… And their poem making skills… Seriously, comments are sometimes gold

Tama: I’ve been baptized again. Soon, I’ll see through this world and break through to the Heavens. My Poetry scored 8 in Secondary School! That’s 5 times worse than my Chinese’s 45!

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