Chapter 65: Hazelnut
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"Haah, amigo, while we're on the topic of Junior High..." Samuel said suddenly, remembering something again. "Do you remember the jokes we did with Hazel?"
Alex chuckled. "How can I forget?"
Samuel covered his mouth and tried his best not to laugh remembering them. "Hehehe... Hazel... nut."
Alex leaned towards Samuel and whispered, "Hazel's... nuts."
Samuel giggled like a little girl hearing this lame joke and leaning forwards, whispered back to Alex, "Hazel without nuts, hehehe!"
Carl was dumbfounded with this exchange of words. He could easily guess the joke and although it was funny, he felt bad for such a distinguished man to suffer through such things.
Alex was softly laughing too with these nostalgic nut jokes. "...remember how our conversation on this ended that day?"
Samuel giggled again. "How can I forget, how can I forget? That guy... hihihihi... he... hihihihihi!"
Samuel couldn't stop himself from giggling as the joke was too funny.
Alex was laughing too but still continued, "...he was so done with us that he... hahaha... he said... 'I do nut like deez jokes.' Hahaha!"
"Bwahahaha!"
Alex and Samuel attracted quite a bit of attention due to their laughs.
Thankfully it was time for them to leave and they did just that after a few minutes of talking.
Alex paid the bill which had come out to $327 and then left by saying he would contact Samuel and Carl later.
ραndαsΝοvεl ƈοm He also gave Samuel ten grand and asked him to open up a corporation for themselves as soon as he could, under the infotainment or entertainment category.
Samuel did argue that this was too much money, but Alex talked him into keeping it and doing his things.
Since Samuel was in the finance field itself, it wouldn't be difficult for him to open up a corporation.
The name of their corporation would be 'Unified Inc.' and Alex asked Samuel to contact him in case he fails to procure this name.
After a long discussion regarding business Alex just wanted to relax now.
He drove back home and entering inside his house, saw his two wives sitting in the living room.
Melissa was watching tv while Nix was working on her laptop.
Noticing Alex arrive, the two ladies turned their heads to look at him and said simultaneously:
"Husband~~"
'Oh, nice.' Alex thought immediately hearing this.
He still wasn't used to such attention or affection from two ladies at the same time, but he was getting there, and it was starting to grow on him.
Alex went to the two and gave both of them a small hug and said, "I am back."
"Welcome home." The two said with smiles on their faces.
Alex went in the middle of them and sat there.
Nix shut her laptop down and hugged Alex from the side. "You know darling, vacation is over and Ma's gonna take me back to Italy."
Melissa hugged Alex from the side too in response to Nix's comment.
"Let her go, honey. We can spend more time together that way."
"Hey!" Nix knitted her brows. She craned her neck to see Melissa and continued, "big sis, stop trying to have husband all to yourself."
Melissa chuckled. "Fi-chan, if you don't do anything, I'm gonna have him to myself anyway."
Nix rolled her eyes and turned to Alex. "Darling, we definitely need to do something otherwise I'll be deported."
Alex chuckled and said, "that's now how deportation works, honey. You're a citizen of the states. No one's coming after you."
Nix slumped on Alex's lap and like a spoiled kitten, said, "I have no energy to deal with the drama that's about to come with my parents knowing about our relationship, darling. Can you please handle it?"
"Why?" Melissa questioned. "Aren't you a Goddess, can't you handle it? Or are you perhaps afraid of your parents?"
Nix nodded her head repeatedly as Melissa said the last line. She looked Alex in the eyes and said, "I am indeed afraid. Afraid to see a highly disappointed look on my parents' face when they realize I am in love with a man who already has a face. They also get really sad... I just don't wanna see it."
Alex raised his eyebrows in surprise and asked, "A God is afraid of mortals?"
Nix shook her head. "I am not afraid of mortals, I am afraid of my parents. They've raised me since day one with such love and care that a big part of me doesn't want to see them suffer by any means."
Melissa then chimed in and added, "what has happened is that..."
Unlike Melissa who was a temporary body in this mortal world made by herself, Nix had actually been reincarnated properly and had a complete mortal body and soul.
A very small percentage of her Godly soul was with her in this world that granted her some powers while she retained all her memories except for some forbidden ones.
When on Earth, Nix was properly the child of David and Isla due to this. They were her parents and since they had raised her with such love and care, it made her upset by even thinking of trying to explain this to them.
This thing that was happening right now was both real as well as symbolic.
The symbolic meaning was that Gods had put parents even above themselves when it comes to the matter of a child.
This teaching had been given ages ago, there was just a repeat happening.
However, it was the first time Alex had learnt this info and was really amused.
The amusement only lasted for a few seconds though as he realized he was the one on whom all the responsibilities had been dumped by his wife.
Alex was just about to start thinking on what he could do to coax Nix's parents when Melissa tugged on Alex's sleeve and bringing her mouth close to his ear, whispered softly,
"Since Fi-chan is a properly reincarnated being, she has a complete body of a mortal here. This means..."
Melissa then winked and continued, "...since she hadn't gotten laid yet, she's still a virgin."
.....
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"Haah, amigo, while we're on the topic of Junior High..." Samuel said suddenly, remembering something again. "Do you remember the jokes we did with Hazel?"
Alex chuckled. "How can I forget?"
Samuel covered his mouth and tried his best not to laugh remembering them. "Hehehe... Hazel... nut."
Alex leaned towards Samuel and whispered, "Hazel's... nuts."
Samuel giggled like a little girl hearing this lame joke and leaning forwards, whispered back to Alex, "Hazel without nuts, hehehe!"
Carl was dumbfounded with this exchange of words. He could easily guess the joke and although it was funny, he felt bad for such a distinguished man to suffer through such things.
Alex was softly laughing too with these nostalgic nut jokes. "...remember how our conversation on this ended that day?"
Samuel giggled again. "How can I forget, how can I forget? That guy... hihihihi... he... hihihihihi!"
Samuel couldn't stop himself from giggling as the joke was too funny.
Alex was laughing too but still continued, "...he was so done with us that he... hahaha... he said... 'I do nut like deez jokes.' Hahaha!"
"Bwahahaha!"
Alex and Samuel attracted quite a bit of attention due to their laughs.
Thankfully it was time for them to leave and they did just that after a few minutes of talking.
Alex paid the bill which had come out to $327 and then left by saying he would contact Samuel and Carl later.
ραndαsΝοvεl ƈοm He also gave Samuel ten grand and asked him to open up a corporation for themselves as soon as he could, under the infotainment or entertainment category.
Samuel did argue that this was too much money, but Alex talked him into keeping it and doing his things.
Since Samuel was in the finance field itself, it wouldn't be difficult for him to open up a corporation.
The name of their corporation would be 'Unified Inc.' and Alex asked Samuel to contact him in case he fails to procure this name.
After a long discussion regarding business Alex just wanted to relax now.
He drove back home and entering inside his house, saw his two wives sitting in the living room.
Melissa was watching tv while Nix was working on her laptop.
Noticing Alex arrive, the two ladies turned their heads to look at him and said simultaneously:
"Husband~~"
'Oh, nice.' Alex thought immediately hearing this.
He still wasn't used to such attention or affection from two ladies at the same time, but he was getting there, and it was starting to grow on him.
Alex went to the two and gave both of them a small hug and said, "I am back."
"Welcome home." The two said with smiles on their faces.
Alex went in the middle of them and sat there.
Nix shut her laptop down and hugged Alex from the side. "You know darling, vacation is over and Ma's gonna take me back to Italy."
Melissa hugged Alex from the side too in response to Nix's comment.
"Let her go, honey. We can spend more time together that way."
"Hey!" Nix knitted her brows. She craned her neck to see Melissa and continued, "big sis, stop trying to have husband all to yourself."
Melissa chuckled. "Fi-chan, if you don't do anything, I'm gonna have him to myself anyway."
Nix rolled her eyes and turned to Alex. "Darling, we definitely need to do something otherwise I'll be deported."
Alex chuckled and said, "that's now how deportation works, honey. You're a citizen of the states. No one's coming after you."
Nix slumped on Alex's lap and like a spoiled kitten, said, "I have no energy to deal with the drama that's about to come with my parents knowing about our relationship, darling. Can you please handle it?"
"Why?" Melissa questioned. "Aren't you a Goddess, can't you handle it? Or are you perhaps afraid of your parents?"
Nix nodded her head repeatedly as Melissa said the last line. She looked Alex in the eyes and said, "I am indeed afraid. Afraid to see a highly disappointed look on my parents' face when they realize I am in love with a man who already has a face. They also get really sad... I just don't wanna see it."
Alex raised his eyebrows in surprise and asked, "A God is afraid of mortals?"
Nix shook her head. "I am not afraid of mortals, I am afraid of my parents. They've raised me since day one with such love and care that a big part of me doesn't want to see them suffer by any means."
Melissa then chimed in and added, "what has happened is that..."
Unlike Melissa who was a temporary body in this mortal world made by herself, Nix had actually been reincarnated properly and had a complete mortal body and soul.
A very small percentage of her Godly soul was with her in this world that granted her some powers while she retained all her memories except for some forbidden ones.
When on Earth, Nix was properly the child of David and Isla due to this. They were her parents and since they had raised her with such love and care, it made her upset by even thinking of trying to explain this to them.
This thing that was happening right now was both real as well as symbolic.
The symbolic meaning was that Gods had put parents even above themselves when it comes to the matter of a child.
This teaching had been given ages ago, there was just a repeat happening.
However, it was the first time Alex had learnt this info and was really amused.
The amusement only lasted for a few seconds though as he realized he was the one on whom all the responsibilities had been dumped by his wife.
Alex was just about to start thinking on what he could do to coax Nix's parents when Melissa tugged on Alex's sleeve and bringing her mouth close to his ear, whispered softly,
"Since Fi-chan is a properly reincarnated being, she has a complete body of a mortal here. This means..."
Melissa then winked and continued, "...since she hadn't gotten laid yet, she's still a virgin."
.....
A/N: Hi everyone, for bonus chapters, you could send the Webnovel gift's such as castles, spacecrafts, and gachapons. However, I want you to not do it.
One castle will cost you a $100 and out of it, I only get around $25-30.
Instead of wasting so much money, you could just go to pa treon and purchase a tier of $25 and up there :)
This would count as sending gift, I'll get the money without deductions and you'll also be able to save yourself some $$$.
Pa treon: patreon.com/SocialHippo
Please remember:
$25 tier purchase will get you three bonus chapters.
$50 = 5 bonuses
$100 = 10 bonuses
Have a good day everyone!
"Haah, amigo, while we're on the topic of Junior High..." Samuel said suddenly, remembering something again. "Do you remember the jokes we did with Hazel?"Alex chuckled. "How can I forget?"Samuel covered his mouth and tried his best not to laugh remembering them. "Hehehe... Hazel... nut."Alex leaned towards Samuel and whispered, "Hazel's... nuts."Samuel giggled like a little girl hearing this lame joke and leaning forwards, whispered back to Alex, "Hazel without nuts, hehehe!"Carl was dumbfounded with this exchange of words. He could easily guess the joke and although it was funny, he felt bad for such a distinguished man to suffer through such things.Alex was softly laughing too with these nostalgic nut jokes. "...remember how our conversation on this ended that day?"Samuel giggled again. "How can I forget, how can I forget? That guy... hihihihi... he... hihihihihi!"Samuel couldn't stop himself from giggling as the joke was too funny.Alex was laughing too but still continued, "...he was so done with us that he... hahaha... he said... 'I do nut like deez jokes.' Hahaha!""Bwahahaha!" Alex and Samuel attracted quite a bit of attention due to their laughs.Thankfully it was time for them to leave and they did just that after a few minutes of talking.Alex paid the bill which had come out to $327 and then left by saying he would contact Samuel and Carl later.ndsvl m He also gave Samuel ten grand and asked him to open up a corporation for themselves as soon as he could, under the infotainment or entertainment category.Samuel did argue that this was too much money, but Alex talked him into keeping it and doing his things.Since Samuel was in the finance field itself, it wouldn't be difficult for him to open up a corporation.The name of their corporation would be 'Unified Inc.' and Alex asked Samuel to contact him in case he fails to procure this name.After a long discussion regarding business Alex just wanted to relax now.He drove back home and entering inside his house, saw his two wives sitting in the living room.Melissa was watching tv while Nix was working on her laptop.Noticing Alex arrive, the two ladies turned their heads to look at him and said simultaneously:"Husband~~"'Oh, nice.' Alex thought immediately hearing this. He still wasn't used to such attention or affection from two ladies at the same time, but he was getting there, and it was starting to grow on him.Alex went to the two and gave both of them a small hug and said, "I am back.""Welcome home." The two said with smiles on their faces.Alex went in the middle of them and sat there.Nix shut her laptop down and hugged Alex from the side. "You know darling, vacation is over and Ma's gonna take me back to Italy."Melissa hugged Alex from the side too in response to Nix's comment."Let her go, honey. We can spend more time together that way.""Hey!" Nix knitted her brows. She craned her neck to see Melissa and continued, "big sis, stop trying to have husband all to yourself."Melissa chuckled. "Fi-chan, if you don't do anything, I'm gonna have him to myself anyway."Nix rolled her eyes and turned to Alex. "Darling, we definitely need to do something otherwise I'll be deported."Alex chuckled and said, "that's now how deportation works, honey. You're a citizen of the states. No one's coming after you."Nix slumped on Alex's lap and like a spoiled kitten, said, "I have no energy to deal with the drama that's about to come with my parents knowing about our relationship, darling. Can you please handle it?""Why?" Melissa questioned. "Aren't you a Goddess, can't you handle it? Or are you perhaps afraid of your parents?"Nix nodded her head repeatedly as Melissa said the last line. She looked Alex in the eyes and said, "I am indeed afraid. Afraid to see a highly disappointed look on my parents' face when they realize I am in love with a man who already has a face. They also get really sad... I just don't wanna see it."Alex raised his eyebrows in surprise and asked, "A God is afraid of mortals?"Nix shook her head. "I am not afraid of mortals, I am afraid of my parents. They've raised me since day one with such love and care that a big part of me doesn't want to see them suffer by any means."Melissa then chimed in and added, "what has happened is that..."Unlike Melissa who was a temporary body in this mortal world made by herself, Nix had actually been reincarnated properly and had a complete mortal body and soul.A very small percentage of her Godly soul was with her in this world that granted her some powers while she retained all her memories except for some forbidden ones.When on Earth, Nix was properly the child of David and Isla due to this. They were her parents and since they had raised her with such love and care, it made her upset by even thinking of trying to explain this to them.This thing that was happening right now was both real as well as symbolic.The symbolic meaning was that Gods had put parents even above themselves when it comes to the matter of a child.This teaching had been given ages ago, there was just a repeat happening.However, it was the first time Alex had learnt this info and was really amused.The amusement only lasted for a few seconds though as he realized he was the one on whom all the responsibilities had been dumped by his wife.Alex was just about to start thinking on what he could do to coax Nix's parents when Melissa tugged on Alex's sleeve and bringing her mouth close to his ear, whispered softly,"Since Fi-chan is a properly reincarnated being, she has a complete body of a mortal here. This means..."Melissa then winked and continued, "...since she hadn't gotten laid yet, she's still a virgin.".....A/N: Hi everyone, for bonus chapters, you could send the Webnovel gift's such as castles, spacecrafts, and gachapons. However, I want you to not do it.One castle will cost you a $100 and out of it, I only get around $25-30. Instead of wasting so much money, you could just go to pa treon and purchase a tier of $25 and up there :This would count as sending gift, I'll get the money without deductions and you'll also be able to save yourself some $$$.Pa treon: patreon.com/SocialHippoPlease remember:$25 tier purchase will get you three bonus chapters.$50 = 5 bonuses$100 = 10 bonuses Have a good day everyone!
