Chapter 19: [Story of the Gods I] Holy God Raintoria and Evil God Bahalia
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"Well then, well then! Hero-kun has safely left the village! And may his journey from here on out be a great success…"
""Cheers~~!!""
An endless white space.
In it, a man and a woman slammed their mugs together, splashing the golden liquor inside.
A quiet moment followed, with just the sound of two people’s throats gulping.
"…Ppuha~~~~! Man~, this beer is, to say the least, the best~, isn’t it~! I wonder if Ardist will be able to make it soon~!? "
Speaking happily in a beautiful voice is Raintoria, a gorgeous blonde woman.
She is one of the gods who manage and administer the world of Ardist, called the Holy God.
"The Liquor God and the Culinary God are also moving, so it should be something like… within a few hundred years. I'm truly looking forward to the day when such delicious alcohol is given as an offering!"
Narrowing his eyes in a gentle smile towards the frolicking Raintoria, with twisted spiral horns growing from above his ears, is Bahalia.
He is also one of the gods in charge of the management and administration of Ardist, called the Evil God.
"Hey, hey! Bahalin! How was today’s feast! I made it from scratch to be like the cooking of Earth, y’know?"
A number of colorful dishes are steaming on the dining table in front of them.
"The presentation is passable. I don't know about the taste."
"Come on~~! Stop it with that cold attitude! Here, ah~~~n…"
"Ah~~~n…"
Holy God Raintoria picks up a piece of fried chicken (imitation) and pushes it into Evil God Bahalia’s mouth.
Bahalia silently chews the fried chicken (imitation).
Umami overflows with the meat juices from inside the thin skin that breaks with a crispy sound.
The inside of his mouth is already an ocean.
An ocean of juices.
Bahalia’s palate drowns in the umami sea…
"Fufunn! How is it? Delicious?"
"…Did you not taste it?"
"Don't be mean! I want to hear what Baharin thinks~~!"
"…Yeah, it's good. Rain’s food is always delicious."
"How good? How good?"
"…It's difficult to put it into words."
As soon as he said that, Bahalia, with Raintoria in his arms, stole her lips.
"…It tastes like this."
"…Really!"
Raintoria leans into Bahalia.
A second kiss, followed by a third kiss, the number continues to increase.
Holy God and Evil God.
Although unknown to those living in Ardist, these two pillars of religion are a married couple.
It's been about 20,000 years since they were tied, but they are still very affectionate.
Affectionate to the point where it doesn't bother them even if they kiss after eating fried chicken.
In the first place, their role as gods is "to shake up the world".
To the extent that the world does not break, they add turbulence in order to clear any stagnation and advance the world.
Their positions of holy and evil given by the Creator God are opposite, but they essentially do the same thing.
It might have been inevitable that their relationship deepened as they managed the world together.
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"Now then! I am absolutely full~! Shall we start the reflection meeting?"
When the dishes on the table had been cleaned, Raintoria proposed so.
"Guess so… Well, there were some accidents, but the scenario is generally going well, is it not? My reincarnator Caro was also doing well."
Yes, Caro, a demon girl who had sneaked into the village of the hero Torch as a spy for the Demon King Army, is actually a reincarnator who was given [Protection of the Evil God].
Unlike Torch, she has not regained any of her previous memories. This will be an important factor in the progress of future scenarios.
"Un, Caro-chan did a lot, really. It's a nice feeling to have her ice attribute magic paired with Torch-kun’s opposite fire attribute. It’s a good thing Torch-kun is an honest child, too. For his cause of death, I went with the template-standard truck-kun, but the last hero got suspicious about that! Sorting it all out was hard work~~."
The auctioned off reincarnators are not told the truth about their deaths.
This is because it creates unnecessary repulsion.
Therefore, they create an appropriate cause of death, falsify the corresponding memory, and make them believe it.
The hero Torch seems to have had a straightforward personality since his previous life, and the coordination around that area was very simple.
"I'm not dissatisfied with the main cast. …The problem is~, the preparations I made ended up going nowhere~!"
"Aah, you mean the “holy beast”?"
"Yeah yeah! “Holy Beast”! “Wise Owl”-chan! Even though I gave her wisdom and power for her to guide the hero as his master~…"
"It died without you knowing it."
"Yeah! When I tried to send an oracle because it was almost her turn, she didn't react at all! I was like, “Eeh~~!?”, for real. Even if it wasn’t the battle type, still~…"
"Well, any creature can die if it’s not careful. It might have been attacked after falling asleep."
Incidentally, this "Wise Owl” lived in the woods near Fenoben Village, Kaliva Great Tree in Naso Forest to be precise.
"It should have been a forest without any dangerous creatures though~… what could have done it? A monster? If it eats a “holy beast”, it'll get some power, right?"
"Somewhat. There’s no problem with a little bit of a stronger monster being born if Fenoben Village is gone and there are no people in the surrounding area."
"Now I have the camera up close with Torch for recording, so I can't always monitor everything, but I do need to reflect on that area~… Thanks to that, I had to assign "Golden Arkus" who I intended to be a helper character as the master on the spot. His words are strangely stretched, and he’s always too laid back, that ossan. "
"Sounds rough. Let's extract the parts that have to be changed from the scenario here and reorganize it… Well, don't be so disappointed, Rain. Unexpected happenings are what makes it an isekai reincarnation broadcast, right?"
"…Un. That’s true! This is what they call the real thrill of an isekai reincarnation broadcast, isn’t it!"
Thus, the meeting between the two pillars continues.
Without thinking deeply about the existence that had eaten the "holy beast".
They didn't know that it was a soul abandoned by the auction site.
They didn’t notice the existence of "bonus reincarnator" Emmy, who will become the biggest irregularity in their scenario… no, in this world, Ardist.
Chapter 19: [Story of the Gods I] Holy God Raintoria and Evil God Bahalia
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Next>
"Well then, well then! Hero-kun has safely left the village! And may his journey from here on out be a great success…"
""Cheers~~!!""
An endless white space.
In it, a man and a woman slammed their mugs together, splashing the golden liquor inside.
A quiet moment followed, with just the sound of two people’s throats gulping.
"…Ppuha~~~~! Man~, this beer is, to say the least, the best~, isn’t it~! I wonder if Ardist will be able to make it soon~!? "
Speaking happily in a beautiful voice is Raintoria, a gorgeous blonde woman.
She is one of the gods who manage and administer the world of Ardist, called the Holy God.
"The Liquor God and the Culinary God are also moving, so it should be something like… within a few hundred years. I'm truly looking forward to the day when such delicious alcohol is given as an offering!"
Narrowing his eyes in a gentle smile towards the frolicking Raintoria, with twisted spiral horns growing from above his ears, is Bahalia.
He is also one of the gods in charge of the management and administration of Ardist, called the Evil God.
"Hey, hey! Bahalin! How was today’s feast! I made it from scratch to be like the cooking of Earth, y’know?"
A number of colorful dishes are steaming on the dining table in front of them.
"The presentation is passable. I don't know about the taste."
"Come on~~! Stop it with that cold attitude! Here, ah~~~n…"
"Ah~~~n…"
Holy God Raintoria picks up a piece of fried chicken (imitation) and pushes it into Evil God Bahalia’s mouth.
Bahalia silently chews the fried chicken (imitation).
Umami overflows with the meat juices from inside the thin skin that breaks with a crispy sound.
The inside of his mouth is already an ocean.
An ocean of juices.
Bahalia’s palate drowns in the umami sea…
"Fufunn! How is it? Delicious?"
"…Did you not taste it?"
"Don't be mean! I want to hear what Baharin thinks~~!"
"…Yeah, it's good. Rain’s food is always delicious."
"How good? How good?"
"…It's difficult to put it into words."
As soon as he said that, Bahalia, with Raintoria in his arms, stole her lips.
"…It tastes like this."
"…Really!"
Raintoria leans into Bahalia.
A second kiss, followed by a third kiss, the number continues to increase.
Holy God and Evil God.
Although unknown to those living in Ardist, these two pillars of religion are a married couple.
It's been about 20,000 years since they were tied, but they are still very affectionate.
Affectionate to the point where it doesn't bother them even if they kiss after eating fried chicken.
In the first place, their role as gods is "to shake up the world".
To the extent that the world does not break, they add turbulence in order to clear any stagnation and advance the world.
Their positions of holy and evil given by the Creator God are opposite, but they essentially do the same thing.
It might have been inevitable that their relationship deepened as they managed the world together.
◇ ◇ ◇
"Now then! I am absolutely full~! Shall we start the reflection meeting?"
When the dishes on the table had been cleaned, Raintoria proposed so.
"Guess so… Well, there were some accidents, but the scenario is generally going well, is it not? My reincarnator Caro was also doing well."
Yes, Caro, a demon girl who had sneaked into the village of the hero Torch as a spy for the Demon King Army, is actually a reincarnator who was given [Protection of the Evil God].
Unlike Torch, she has not regained any of her previous memories. This will be an important factor in the progress of future scenarios.
"Un, Caro-chan did a lot, really. It's a nice feeling to have her ice attribute magic paired with Torch-kun’s opposite fire attribute. It’s a good thing Torch-kun is an honest child, too. For his cause of death, I went with the template-standard truck-kun, but the last hero got suspicious about that! Sorting it all out was hard work~~."
The auctioned off reincarnators are not told the truth about their deaths.
This is because it creates unnecessary repulsion.
Therefore, they create an appropriate cause of death, falsify the corresponding memory, and make them believe it.
The hero Torch seems to have had a straightforward personality since his previous life, and the coordination around that area was very simple.
"I'm not dissatisfied with the main cast. …The problem is~, the preparations I made ended up going nowhere~!"
"Aah, you mean the “holy beast”?"
"Yeah yeah! “Holy Beast”! “Wise Owl”-chan! Even though I gave her wisdom and power for her to guide the hero as his master~…"
"It died without you knowing it."
"Yeah! When I tried to send an oracle because it was almost her turn, she didn't react at all! I was like, “Eeh~~!?”, for real. Even if it wasn’t the battle type, still~…"
"Well, any creature can die if it’s not careful. It might have been attacked after falling asleep."
Incidentally, this "Wise Owl” lived in the woods near Fenoben Village, Kaliva Great Tree in Naso Forest to be precise.
"It should have been a forest without any dangerous creatures though~… what could have done it? A monster? If it eats a “holy beast”, it'll get some power, right?"
"Somewhat. There’s no problem with a little bit of a stronger monster being born if Fenoben Village is gone and there are no people in the surrounding area."
"Now I have the camera up close with Torch for recording, so I can't always monitor everything, but I do need to reflect on that area~… Thanks to that, I had to assign "Golden Arkus" who I intended to be a helper character as the master on the spot. His words are strangely stretched, and he’s always too laid back, that ossan. "
"Sounds rough. Let's extract the parts that have to be changed from the scenario here and reorganize it… Well, don't be so disappointed, Rain. Unexpected happenings are what makes it an isekai reincarnation broadcast, right?"
"…Un. That’s true! This is what they call the real thrill of an isekai reincarnation broadcast, isn’t it!"
Thus, the meeting between the two pillars continues.
Without thinking deeply about the existence that had eaten the "holy beast".
They didn't know that it was a soul abandoned by the auction site.
They didn’t notice the existence of "bonus reincarnator" Emmy, who will become the biggest irregularity in their scenario… no, in this world, Ardist.
