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Published at 6th of October 2021 10:09:33 AM


Chapter 97

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Chapter 97(1): Maitreya Buddha

 

As Tang Qiaoqiao put on the snowman's features and accessories step by step, the whole snowman's face was fully revealed in front of everyone.

It is actually a Maitreya Buddha.

Tang Qiaoqiao carefully pinched two large fleshy earlobes for the Maitreya Buddha, with two black inlaid glass beads for his curved eyes and his big mouth opened wide.

What's more, Tang Qiaoqiao also shaped the appearance of Maitreya Buddha's topless chest and placed a circle of purple-red dates as Maitreya Buddha's beads.

From a distance, it really looks like a smiling, living Buddha.

Shen Yue looked complicated.

The three of Shen Yong's family were dumbfounded.

Tang Qiaoqiao climbed down the ladder and was quite satisfied with her artistic achievements. She turned around and asked Shen Yue enthusiastically, "How is it. Does it look like him?"

Shen Yue's expression was complicated. "Why would you think of making a Maitreya Buddha?"

Tang Qiaoqiao pursed her mouth and said, "Actually, I wanted to build a God of Wealth, but the clothes of God of Wealth are too complicated, so I gave up. Maitreya Buddha is a laughing Buddha. On the first day of the new year, I hope everyone will often laugh in the future."

'The God of Wealth?'

Shen Yue imagined a scene of a god of wealth standing in the atrium of the Shen family's house with gold ingots on his hands. For a while, he didn't know if he should be thankful that Tang Qiaoqiao had changed her mind.

Tang Qiaoqiao asked, "You haven't said if it looks okay?"

"Okay!"

A loud admiration sounded from behind them. Madam Shen was wearing a thick cotton-padded jacket, rushing to Maitreya Buddha with a surprised face and amazed. "It's too vivid. Qiaoqiao, you piled this up yourself?"

Tang Qiaoqiao smiled and nodded.

"It's great. I have to pay respect." Mother Shen bowed to the Maitreya Buddha. Shen Yue thought that she and Tang Qiaoqiao should be the real mother and daughter. Otherwise, why are their minds so similar?

Madam Shen only watched the snowman for a while. After all, she was too old to bear the cold outside. She told them not to stay outside for too long before she went in.

Tang Qiaoqiao became more satisfied as she watched the snowman. She felt that such good work should not only be appreciated by herself, so she took out her mobile phone and prepared to show it to her dear fans.

She had not put up a live broadcast for a long time, so Tang Qiaoqiao opened the live broadcast room directly. On the morning of New Year's Day, most people stayed at home. As soon as her live broadcast started, a large number of fans immediately flooded in.

"Hey, happy new year, everyone. Wishing you were getting rich and good luck." Tang Qiaoqiao waved her gloved paws towards the camera, with two pompoms hung on the side of her red woolen cap. Her cheeks were a little red from the cold, but her skin was as white as snow. Her watery eyes are like black gems, and they look very beautiful.

【I can see Qiao Bao live on New Year's Day】

【Qiao Bao's New Year Little Red Riding Hood is so cute】

【Are you going to live broadcast cooking?】

Tang Qiaoqiao looked at the live broadcast chat and said with a smile, "Today's live broadcast is not cooking. There was a lot of snow last night. I just made a snowman. I will share with you my masterpiece."

 

"Dangdang! Guess! Guess what I made."

Tang Qiaoqiao excitedly shifted the camera of her phone to the side of the snowman. She started from the bottom of the snowman and slowly moved upwards, so the netizens followed the camera to guess what it was.

The netizens' first thought was that this snowman was so big and tall. It hasn't reached the top even after going up for so long.

Tang Qiaoqiao dangled the curiosity of netizens while filming.

"This is the belly, and on the top..."

However, before she finished speaking, the live broadcast room suddenly went black. A pop-up said, "Your live broadcast room is suspected of pornography. It will be blocked for 12 hours."

Tang Qiaoqiao: 'Meow meow?'

She is a good young woman who is following the law. A dignified successor to socialism, and she was also eloquent and kind. How did she violate the rules?

The netizens who were watching enthusiastically were also confused for a while. They all took screenshots and asked the Weibo little secretary why they blocked it indiscriminately.

Shen Yue saw Tang Qiaoqiao look dumbfounded and asked, "Why did you stop?"

Tang Qiaoqiao stupidly replied, "I was blocked."

She showed Shen Yue the footage in the live broadcast room, and he asked, "You... where did you shoot the picture just now?"

"I took the chest..." Tang Qiaoqiao widened her eyes, "Oh, I understand."

Because she shot the snowman's chest during the live broadcast just now, she was suspected of breaking the rules.

Woooo!

She is more wronged than Dou E.

[T/N: Dou E is the main character in a tragic story from the Yuan Dynasty called "The Injustice to Dou E" by Guan Hanqing. The story is too long. You can google it if you like.]

Shen Yue didn't expect the development of things to be so strange and laughed presumptuously. Tang Qiaoqiao was really his happy fruit.

After being glared at by Tang Qiaoqiao, he smiled and said, "This side shows that the snowman you made is very realistic. Who made you put two big red dates on it? It's imaginative."2

Tang Qiaoqiao said in a huff, "Thank you."

This is the first time she has encountered this situation. She intends to see if there is anything she can do to appeal.

Shen Yue laughed enough. He picked up the phone and took a picture of the Maitreya Snowman. The focus was also on the part below the neck and above the belly button. It was posted on Weibo with the following text: "She said she was more wronged than Dou E @Secretary Weibo."

【The case is solved. I said before how there could be dirty things in Tang Qiaoqiao's live broadcast room. It was actually this hahahahaha】

【Oh my God. I wanted to laugh out loud on the first day of the new year. Tang Qiaoqiao made a Maitreya Buddha! It's also so tall, bullshit!】

【People put yellow scum everywhere, but they blocked it when someone took a picture of a snowman. If the sensor guy came out, he would get beaten】

【It happened to be snowing, and her live broadcast was blocked. Qiao Bao is really wronged like Dou E】

...

Tang Qiaoqiao saw Shen Yue's Weibo and complained, "You just exposed my snowman. There is no sense of mystery."





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