Chapter 582
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Chapter 582
It took three and a half months of consistent night-time visits to accomplish, but I have finally seen everything there is to see in Pong Pongs Natal Palace.
Well, I didnt visit every night, only most, but considering our travel time was virtually nil, thats still a hell of a lot of ground covered. Or water, I suppose? Either way, aside from the times I booted the animals out of my room for happy fun times with Yan, and that one week Pong Pong spent vacationing at the beet farm after we got back from the banquet, I devoted all my nights to deep diving with the tiny turtle inside his Natal Palace. While I discovered a few more foreboding forbidden zones he zealously avoided, much like the undersea cave system and sandy white beach Id already seen, every visit uncovered dozens of startling new vistas to discover within the seemingly endless Natal Palace.
Or at least they did until tonight, when Pong Pong cut our exploration short, jumped us back to the familiar coral reef, nestled onto his stately coral throne, and offered me a little turtle shrug as if to say, And thats all, folks.
Awesome Natal Palace, Pong Pong. Although he clearly doesnt understand Common, he gets the gist well enough and lets loose with a melodious squeak of delight as he launches himself off his throne in a dizzying upward spiral. Its incredible how easy he makes it look, zipping through water and cutting through currents with careless ease as if he were a graceful dancer instead of a jeep-sized turtle. Thats another thing that keeps throwing me off, because I swear everything in his Natal Palace is slowly shrinking, or rather Pong Pong grows me a little more each time I come in to visit, because he was bus-sized three months ago and all the furniture still fits him perfectly. I dont know why hes incrementally making me bigger, and I cant figure out how to frame the question in a way that gets me something besides a shrug, so its pretty much remained an unsolved mystery up until now.
Much like how were both submerged underwater yet can still breathe, speak, and hear. What can I say? Magic.
An answer Ive been using far too often in recent times, especially since its not much of an answer at all. Magic is just science people have yet to understand, so its lazy hand-waving at best. Take Pong Pongs movements for example, which hold a hint of what I saw in Roc and Zian, a natural, intuitive understanding of complex physics, in this case hydrodynamic propulsion. Knowing without awareness, understanding without comprehension, one might even call it instinct except that it isnt. Its more than instinct, more than merely natural, a command over his movements which falls just short of sheer perfection. More telling is how Pong Pongs movements on land dont exhibit the same level of mastery, and not just because he doesnt like to move around much when out of water. Despite being an awesome, pocket-sized, non-mutant ninja turtle who can do some crazy land-based acrobatics, its a marked downgrade from how he moves in water which is instantly noticeable. Whats more, the bears, wildcats, rabbits, and other Laughing Birds besides Roc lack this natural mastery too. Maybe its because theyre all still young and growing, but then we have Mama Bun who is older than dirt and far from graceful or effortless in her movements.
If pressed to describe Mama Buns movements, Id grudgingly admit shes an awkward, bumbling bunbun who sometimes doesnt seem in full control of her body. Ive seen her leap in one direction and land butt first, because halfway through the journey she decides to turn around to see whats behind her. Then theres the ridiculous way she throws herself on the ground, as if trying to body-slam the grass instead of lying gently upon it, or her inability to estimate heights which often leads to over or under shooting a jump. Whats more, shes demonstrated zero spatial awareness when something catches her attention, and it doesnt even have to be something particularly interesting. Could be a feather blowing in the wind, or a delectable Spiritual Plant cutting tucked away in my pouch, once Mama Buns interest is piqued, she will pay no mind to anything else. Mama Bun is sweet and adorable, but graceful, natural, or intuitive? Ha!
Rabbits aside, what Im seeing in Zian, Roc, and a few other people is an example of One with the World, or so Dad tells me, but theres no really explaining it. Dad can demonstrate the most efficient way to draw his sword, slash someone in front of him, then loop the sword around to stab another person behind him, but he cant tell me why he takes two short steps instead of one longer step, or why a certain angle of approach is better than another. He just knows which one is better, because hes swung his sword hundreds of thousands of times. Thats the beauty of the Forms, because not only can you find strength through Insight, but also through mundane, everyday repetition. Once he explained it to me, I started seeing One with the World everywhere, whether it be in the way Naaran holds his spear while walking through the manor to avoid smacking into things he shouldnt be able to see, or how Nian Zu sets his feet down with unassailable purpose, in a steady, even cadence that always finds the most stable footing. Its visible when Tursinai idly spins her Spiritual Chain, looping it around her finger and releasing so the weighted end shoots out like a dart, only for it to fall back into the loop with barely an effort on her part, and its even apparent in Mafus full body shimmy before he dives into the water, which is both adorable and practical at the same time, since hes warming up the muscles hell need for a sudden burst of speed when he sees something worth catching.
There are many examples of One with the World, and not just in beasts and Warriors. The other day, I watched a sailor literally hitch a rope around a chair leg using nothing but one hand, momentum, and timing. It was almost magical how the end-piece fell perfectly into place as he pulled the knot tight with a flick of his wrist. Dude was drunk as a skunk and wouldve had trouble finding his ass with both hands and a map, but hes tied that knot so many times he could probably do it while fast asleep.
How does knowing and recognizing this help me? I dont really know, but Ive tried to put less emphasis on understanding how something works, and be content with simply knowing and doing. To this effect, I dip my head, kick my feet, and swing my arms to propel myself through the waters, sensing the currents flowing around me and letting my body find the path of least resistance, rather than try to mentally plot out the many natural forces at work and how they all interact. The water takes me away and shifts me into Pong Pongs wake, allowing me to benefit from his hard work while following his path, and together we shoot through waters at a breakneck pace. Enjoying the game, Pong Pong switches it up and corkscrews away, and I follow suit without caring about direction or orientation. A flutter of my feet speeds me along as my arms take on a winding motion to minimize drag as we set about on a grand old chase through the colourful coral reefs of his Natal Palace.
Giving myself in to the current, my body instinctively responds to changes in my surroundings, reading the flow of water moving about the obstacles in front of me to avoid crashing headlong into them. Moving through the water isnt just about moving my hands and feet, but also my arms, legs, thighs, and even my hips and chest. Any surface of the body can be used to propel me through the water, and in a race this close and in such a confined space, I cant always count on being in the best position to kick or push away. As I tumble in and about the corals, there are times when circumstances force me to curl up or flatten out to get through a tight space, and for a time I even chase after Pong Pong travelling feet first by sculling my hands at my sides.
Somewhere along the way, I realize my eyes have been closed for some time now, but rather than slowing down, Ive actually sped up. Theres no need to look, because things are moving and spinning so quickly the disorienting sights would do more harm than help. No, now I can focus on parsing through the information that matters to help navigate my way through these waters. Theres no map in my mind or radar pinging my surroundings, its just the water telling me whats there and my body moving to avoid it. Not just through my sense of touch, but other senses as well, senses Ive always known were there, but never really thought about.
My sense of bodily space for one, informing me where my limbs are at all times whilst I scramble through the water in a jumbled, mixed up fashion. No matter how I turn, twist, fold, bend, or flex, I always know where the various parts of my body are in relation to each other. It doesnt seem like much, but this is a sort of Oneness, being always able to touch your nose or find your belly button without really looking. Not exactly One with the Self, since thats more applicable to emotions than physical bearing, but still something.This chapter is updated by nov(e)(l)biin.com
Theres also my sense of buoyancy, which helps keep me oriented by differentiating up from down. Again, only a minor thing, but its very helpful since it helps me know when to put in more effort to dive and when I can rest a bit and let the water do the work. Theres also my sense of balance, which is less useful while swimming, but still helps me orient my body to maximize my economy of motion. Cant jump off a stone without getting my feet underneath me, and I cant push aside a bunch of seaweed if my arms are extended the wrong way. Even my sense of temperature comes into play, because the way water and temperature interacts, with warm water rising and cold water sinking, the rush of warmer or colder water can be an indication of which way Pong Pong has gone.
Theres so much more to what my mind is processing, but I cant even begin to discern all the individual streams of information, much less figure out how I know what I know, because while Im doing all this, Im also tracking the disturbance Pong Pongs tumultuous passing leaves behind. I can sense... no, I know hes close by, so close I can almost touch him. Theres a hint of alarm in his erratic, twisting movements, because this is the closest Ive ever come to catching him, and even though he loves our thrilling games of tag, his base instincts tell him losing is never good.
This is a game, but its also practice, and Pong Pong is a life-long tag champion. He has to be, because out there in the real Azure Sea, getting caught means death. This doesnt mean Ill go easy on him, because hes been getting real cocky lately, and has even learned to taunt me by happily shaking his turtle butt in my direction whenever I get too far behind. No idea where he learned it from, but I guess with all the Aura-chatting weve been doing, he figured out how to read human expressions as well. Smart little guy, but still a turtle, so I must use my big human brain to defeat him.
Sadly, my greatest weapon is sorely lacking and I cant close the distance before running out of energy, which is a strange sensation here in Pong Pongs Natal Palace. My lungs dont burn, nor do my muscles get sore, but theres a weight on my mind which is almost impossible to shake off, like my thoughts are leaden stones swimming through molasses. Also, a wicked headache and a general sense of irritability and laziness, which makes it easy to fall asleep. Unable to press on, I ascend above the coral reefs and suspend myself in the water, lazing listlessly with arms and legs akimbo because it just feels more comfortable like that. Stifling a yawn, I pulse an Aura of defeat and fondness out into the Natal Palace and smile as Pong Pong pops up a good distance away, maybe two or three kilometres in real distance. The little guy can really book it through water, and with the magic of Natal Palace fuckery, I can almost match him. I doubt I could do this out in the real world, even with a working Core and Domain, because Im fairly certain Pong Pong bends the rules for me in here so I can put up a better fight.
He probably cheats to win all the time too, but I can hardly blame him for that. Who doesnt like winning?
Darting over for a gentle headbutt, he squeaks in muted discontent, as if to say is that all you got?. Its all good natured though, as he flips over to match my posture and ask for a belly rub, his clawed fingers and toes wiggling in delight as I comply with his requests. Fun as all this was, we both need some real sleep, which he gets while nestled atop his coral throne which I suspect sits at the exact centre of his Natal Palace. Ive never actually mapped it out, but this coral reef is hands down the largest zone of all, while the others are nestled within it like little pocket dimensions. Its a lot like my most recent Natal Palace layout, with multiple areas like Milas forge and Taduks cottage all separated by the void, except in his case, Pong Pong filled the void with water, plants, corals, sand, and well... a lot of other stuff.
All inanimate stuff. Hes got a real thing against making living creatures in here, unlike Ping Ping who happily snuggles with her giant red panda every time were there. In contrast, Pong Pong has yet to become One with the Floof, so I can only pity his unenlightened self.
Giving his cheeks one last tickle before waving goodbye, Pong Pong waves back and sends me off on my way, where I immediately succumb to the darkness of sleep. Its not the Void, its just a faint perception of being asleep while drifting in a haze of senselessness. All too soon, the night comes to an end and I slowly come awake in the light, with no Yan beside me and no Aurie sprawled over my legs. Mama Bun is still here though, nuzzling me awake, but shes much less gentle once she notices Ive come to but have yet to actually get up. The floofy girl is ready to start her day, but she refuses to do so without me, so I laugh as she thumps the bed and paws my chest before sweeping her up in a warm embrace.
I love waking up like this, with a beloved friend here to greet me. Its the best.
Having woken up late as usual, breakfast is a lonely affair with just me and Luo-Luo, and we dine in the courtyard with the floofs around us. Sorya and Anrhi cooked up a simple affair, having come a long way thanks to their daily practice now that Charok and Alsantset moved out to the farm with the twins. They only lived here with Mom and Dad because it was safer to have us all stay together, but with my star on the rise as the first ever Minister of Finance, we no longer have to guard so thoroughly against hidden assassins. I dont miss being crowded by invisible guards all the time, but I miss seeing the twins every day. They still come back for a meal every two or three days, and all their rooms are still exactly as they left them, but its not the same.
I should probably move out after marrying Mila, because well be a household unto ourselves. Im a little sad and a lot nervous, but I also cant wait. Im getting married!
Still... itd be a nice place to settle down and have quiet happy fun times with Mila and Yan. Maybe even Luo-Luo too, if I can get over my various neuroses and give her a chance. One step at a time there though, buddy, starting with your marriage with Mila.
Man... Im getting married in eight days!
...Eight days to plan a giant wedding from scratch, so I can get married.
I need help. I need my mom...
The day passes in a blur as Mom and I plan out an elaborate wedding banquet I have no desire to attend, with help from a few chosen flunkies from the crowd. Theyre not good for much, but they do know how to plan a party, or at the very least, they have servants who know how to plan a party who they put under my command. After lunch, Lin-Lin brings Blackjack to join the party planning team, looking lovely in a breezy, sleeveless floral dress dye in the colours of the skies, with her ever-present white silk scarf repurposed as a sash. My little wifey adds a much needed splash of liveliness to the proceedings, and ensures Ping Ping and the floofs are all included in the banquet process, though I stop short of dedicating time for an animal talent show.
Honestly, Luo-Luo would probably be the best at planning this sort of event, but like I told Yan, itd be weird to ask her to plan my wedding after she turned down my terrible, awkward, impromptu proposal.
By mid-afternoon, I am all planned out, and Mom kicks me out of the meeting for being too sour. Its her way of looking after me, since she knows I need a nap, so I give her a kiss on the cheek and bring Lin-Lin out to see Ping Ping. The big girl is delighted by my arrival and spends a good minute nuzzling me by the pond, after which she hunkers down in her favourite napping spot in the shade of a pitifully tiny tree, where she watches me and Lin-Lin fly our kites alongside the aerial fleet unleashed by the crowd of children around us. I paid for most of those kites, since their families could hardly afford it, but Ive been secretly campaigning to convince labourers to unionize, or at least collectively bargain for better pay. Ive been paying my workers more than industry standard, but that bar is set so low I have to be careful not to trip over it. This hasnt had the result Id been hoping for, but Silva, Viyan, Birca, and a bunch of their friends are all out there day and night talking up a storm about the power of the working people.
Bulat and Ravil would probably be more useful in this endeavour, but I have them working on another private project at the farm. Its true what they say: its hard to find good help. Theres so much more still left to be done, and so much more I have planned for once the War Bond money comes in, but I only have so many people I can trust. Thats neither here nor there for now though, because this is my time to relax. Putting one arm around sweet Lin-Lins shoulder, I pull her in close for a hug while ignoring her laughs of protests about how our kites are going to get tangled. Hey wifey, I begin, kissing her hair and basking in the joy of hugging someone shorter than me. How is it you never get jealous of Mila, Yan, or Luo-Luo?
I dont know why I cant leave this topic alone. I should just keep quiet and count my blessings, but I cant help it. Its like picking at a scab until it hurts. It just needs to be done.
Stupid Rainy. No hubby today, not this time at least. Im jealous all the time, dummy. Elbowing me away to focus on her kite, Lin-Lin bites her lip ever so adorably as she brings it back under control from a near disastrous entanglement. Its not that I didnt see this about to happen, but whenever it does, I just pick out two kids standing in the crowd and say they can keep the kites if they can untangle the strings. Its never very difficult and its a face-saving measure for their parents, because even poor people value and deserve face.
Once her kite is soaring a safe distance away from mine, Lin-Lin glances over and sticks out her tongue in a fit of pique. I love you Rainy, and youre the best, but youre also terrible, ya? Puffing her cheeks in fake anger, Lin-Lins beautiful brown eyes sparkle with mischief. I knew it the first time you went to Shen Huo. Remember?
Yes, yes I do, because she somehow found out about Fung bringing me to the Golden Swan Pavilion. That was embarrassing, to say the least, so I gloss over her question and move on. For being jealous all the time, you sure are accommodating.
Cause this is just how you are. Deftly moving so she can stand with me without risking her kite, Lin-Lin gives me a playful hip-bump before sinking into my embrace. Youre a stinky pervert, but youre my stinky pervert, ya? Biting me on the bicep, she adds, Just remember, you cant play favourites like you do with the floofs, ya? You hafta love all your wives equally, but me a little more equally than the rest. Got it?
Yes wifey. I dont think I could help it even if I wanted to. Lin-Lin is just too sweet to ever be mad at, even when calling me a stinky pervert. Then again, that might just be because shes not wrong. So does this mean youre my Mama Bun?
Stomping on my foot ever so daintily, Lin-Lin scrunches her nose in mock anger. Im being serious Rainy. If you wanna have five wives, you gotta be the best hubby ever, and even though I know you can do it, it wont be easy, ya? Thats why you cant have more than five, because then you wont have enough time for all of us. Two days for each wife, this way there will be no conflict and well all be one big happy family. I thought it all out already, so you just hafta be you and be a good hubby, got it?
Yes wifey. Youre so smart, wonderful, sweet, and beautiful.
That earns me a toothy smile before she buries her face in my chest, so happy she can barely even speak. Love you hubby, she eventually utters, all the while keeping her kite in perfect formation.
Love you too, wifey. Maybe shes One with the Kite, but thats ridiculous. I mean, she spends a lot of time flying kites, but its hardly to the point of Oneness... right? Nah, Im just seeing it everywhere now that I know about it. Thats a thing. I know it is. I dont know what its called, but its a thing. Its probably why no one tells Martial Warriors about the milestones, because its not like anyone can really verify if someone has a Natal Palace, unless youre privy to Imperial Scion secrets like the Legate.
Wrapping up my afternoon playtime with a quiet nap next to Ping Ping, I spend an hour or so paddling around the river inside her Natal Palace. The animals are still adorable and realistic as ever, and I still cant fathom why Pong Pong doesnt like having living things in his Natal Palace, but whatever. Hes different, and he likes different things, and thats totally fine. After Lin-Lin wakes me up for dinner, we head back to the manor after another long day of work, with still more to be done for the wedding in the coming days. Mila at least has the grace to look sheepish about skipping out to go meditate, but she declares in no uncertain terms that shes going back out tomorrow as well, because there are matters on her mind which she still wants to check out, namely how her crazy detailed Natal Palace compares to the real thing.
No one is saying much about it, because they dont want to colour Yan or the twins perceptions, but I can tell theyre impressed by the level of detail Mila went into while building her Natal Palace. Theres even room to expand, as well as an unfinished... I dunno, throne room? That space in the centre where she sits, its got plenty of room for improvements, though it does bring to mind the importance of a Natal Throne. I dunno if thats a real thing, but thats what Im calling it, because Yo Ling literally sat on a throne, and I cant think of a better term. Its the seat of power, though why one is even needed is still up for debate, unless...
He who holds the throne, holds power? Is that how Zhen Shi body-snatched Gen? And Demons take over hosts? By occupying the figurative throne?
Interesting stuff, which I should bring up with Monk Happy the next time we chat, because, lets be honest here, hes the only person worth talking to when it comes to theoretical Chi stuff. Mom, Dad, and Grandma are brilliant Martial Warriors, but theyre all about doing and dont care much for the how, and while Ive been trying to ease up on fixation with understanding, I cant change who I am. Just like Lin-Lin says, I am a stinky pervert, but I am also an inquisitive soul who wants all my answers nicely laid out before me, and I cant change overnight.
...Though if Im being honest, I dont really want to change. It might not be fair to the women in my life, but I love Mila, Yan, and Lin-Lin, and cant imagine a life with even one of them missing. Even Luo-Luo is starting to worm her way into my heart, and might have long since done so if not for my strong, anti-imperial bias and deep-seated trust issues.
Also... the tandem toilet incident might also have something to do with it. Even after more than a year, those sounds still haunt my nightmares...
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Chapter 582
It took three and a half months of consistent night-time visits to accomplish, but I have finally seen everything there is to see in Pong Pongs Natal Palace.
Well, I didnt visit every night, only most, but considering our travel time was virtually nil, thats still a hell of a lot of ground covered. Or water, I suppose? Either way, aside from the times I booted the animals out of my room for happy fun times with Yan, and that one week Pong Pong spent vacationing at the beet farm after we got back from the banquet, I devoted all my nights to deep diving with the tiny turtle inside his Natal Palace. While I discovered a few more foreboding forbidden zones he zealously avoided, much like the undersea cave system and sandy white beach Id already seen, every visit uncovered dozens of startling new vistas to discover within the seemingly endless Natal Palace.
Or at least they did until tonight, when Pong Pong cut our exploration short, jumped us back to the familiar coral reef, nestled onto his stately coral throne, and offered me a little turtle shrug as if to say, And thats all, folks.
Awesome Natal Palace, Pong Pong. Although he clearly doesnt understand Common, he gets the gist well enough and lets loose with a melodious squeak of delight as he launches himself off his throne in a dizzying upward spiral. Its incredible how easy he makes it look, zipping through water and cutting through currents with careless ease as if he were a graceful dancer instead of a jeep-sized turtle. Thats another thing that keeps throwing me off, because I swear everything in his Natal Palace is slowly shrinking, or rather Pong Pong grows me a little more each time I come in to visit, because he was bus-sized three months ago and all the furniture still fits him perfectly. I dont know why hes incrementally making me bigger, and I cant figure out how to frame the question in a way that gets me something besides a shrug, so its pretty much remained an unsolved mystery up until now.
Much like how were both submerged underwater yet can still breathe, speak, and hear. What can I say? Magic.
An answer Ive been using far too often in recent times, especially since its not much of an answer at all. Magic is just science people have yet to understand, so its lazy hand-waving at best. Take Pong Pongs movements for example, which hold a hint of what I saw in Roc and Zian, a natural, intuitive understanding of complex physics, in this case hydrodynamic propulsion. Knowing without awareness, understanding without comprehension, one might even call it instinct except that it isnt. Its more than instinct, more than merely natural, a command over his movements which falls just short of sheer perfection. More telling is how Pong Pongs movements on land dont exhibit the same level of mastery, and not just because he doesnt like to move around much when out of water. Despite being an awesome, pocket-sized, non-mutant ninja turtle who can do some crazy land-based acrobatics, its a marked downgrade from how he moves in water which is instantly noticeable. Whats more, the bears, wildcats, rabbits, and other Laughing Birds besides Roc lack this natural mastery too. Maybe its because theyre all still young and growing, but then we have Mama Bun who is older than dirt and far from graceful or effortless in her movements.
If pressed to describe Mama Buns movements, Id grudgingly admit shes an awkward, bumbling bunbun who sometimes doesnt seem in full control of her body. Ive seen her leap in one direction and land butt first, because halfway through the journey she decides to turn around to see whats behind her. Then theres the ridiculous way she throws herself on the ground, as if trying to body-slam the grass instead of lying gently upon it, or her inability to estimate heights which often leads to over or under shooting a jump. Whats more, shes demonstrated zero spatial awareness when something catches her attention, and it doesnt even have to be something particularly interesting. Could be a feather blowing in the wind, or a delectable Spiritual Plant cutting tucked away in my pouch, once Mama Buns interest is piqued, she will pay no mind to anything else. Mama Bun is sweet and adorable, but graceful, natural, or intuitive? Ha!
Rabbits aside, what Im seeing in Zian, Roc, and a few other people is an example of One with the World, or so Dad tells me, but theres no really explaining it. Dad can demonstrate the most efficient way to draw his sword, slash someone in front of him, then loop the sword around to stab another person behind him, but he cant tell me why he takes two short steps instead of one longer step, or why a certain angle of approach is better than another. He just knows which one is better, because hes swung his sword hundreds of thousands of times. Thats the beauty of the Forms, because not only can you find strength through Insight, but also through mundane, everyday repetition. Once he explained it to me, I started seeing One with the World everywhere, whether it be in the way Naaran holds his spear while walking through the manor to avoid smacking into things he shouldnt be able to see, or how Nian Zu sets his feet down with unassailable purpose, in a steady, even cadence that always finds the most stable footing. Its visible when Tursinai idly spins her Spiritual Chain, looping it around her finger and releasing so the weighted end shoots out like a dart, only for it to fall back into the loop with barely an effort on her part, and its even apparent in Mafus full body shimmy before he dives into the water, which is both adorable and practical at the same time, since hes warming up the muscles hell need for a sudden burst of speed when he sees something worth catching.
There are many examples of One with the World, and not just in beasts and Warriors. The other day, I watched a sailor literally hitch a rope around a chair leg using nothing but one hand, momentum, and timing. It was almost magical how the end-piece fell perfectly into place as he pulled the knot tight with a flick of his wrist. Dude was drunk as a skunk and wouldve had trouble finding his ass with both hands and a map, but hes tied that knot so many times he could probably do it while fast asleep.
How does knowing and recognizing this help me? I dont really know, but Ive tried to put less emphasis on understanding how something works, and be content with simply knowing and doing. To this effect, I dip my head, kick my feet, and swing my arms to propel myself through the waters, sensing the currents flowing around me and letting my body find the path of least resistance, rather than try to mentally plot out the many natural forces at work and how they all interact. The water takes me away and shifts me into Pong Pongs wake, allowing me to benefit from his hard work while following his path, and together we shoot through waters at a breakneck pace. Enjoying the game, Pong Pong switches it up and corkscrews away, and I follow suit without caring about direction or orientation. A flutter of my feet speeds me along as my arms take on a winding motion to minimize drag as we set about on a grand old chase through the colourful coral reefs of his Natal Palace.
Giving myself in to the current, my body instinctively responds to changes in my surroundings, reading the flow of water moving about the obstacles in front of me to avoid crashing headlong into them. Moving through the water isnt just about moving my hands and feet, but also my arms, legs, thighs, and even my hips and chest. Any surface of the body can be used to propel me through the water, and in a race this close and in such a confined space, I cant always count on being in the best position to kick or push away. As I tumble in and about the corals, there are times when circumstances force me to curl up or flatten out to get through a tight space, and for a time I even chase after Pong Pong travelling feet first by sculling my hands at my sides.
Somewhere along the way, I realize my eyes have been closed for some time now, but rather than slowing down, Ive actually sped up. Theres no need to look, because things are moving and spinning so quickly the disorienting sights would do more harm than help. No, now I can focus on parsing through the information that matters to help navigate my way through these waters. Theres no map in my mind or radar pinging my surroundings, its just the water telling me whats there and my body moving to avoid it. Not just through my sense of touch, but other senses as well, senses Ive always known were there, but never really thought about.
My sense of bodily space for one, informing me where my limbs are at all times whilst I scramble through the water in a jumbled, mixed up fashion. No matter how I turn, twist, fold, bend, or flex, I always know where the various parts of my body are in relation to each other. It doesnt seem like much, but this is a sort of Oneness, being always able to touch your nose or find your belly button without really looking. Not exactly One with the Self, since thats more applicable to emotions than physical bearing, but still something.This chapter is updated by nov(e)(l)biin.com
Theres also my sense of buoyancy, which helps keep me oriented by differentiating up from down. Again, only a minor thing, but its very helpful since it helps me know when to put in more effort to dive and when I can rest a bit and let the water do the work. Theres also my sense of balance, which is less useful while swimming, but still helps me orient my body to maximize my economy of motion. Cant jump off a stone without getting my feet underneath me, and I cant push aside a bunch of seaweed if my arms are extended the wrong way. Even my sense of temperature comes into play, because the way water and temperature interacts, with warm water rising and cold water sinking, the rush of warmer or colder water can be an indication of which way Pong Pong has gone.
Theres so much more to what my mind is processing, but I cant even begin to discern all the individual streams of information, much less figure out how I know what I know, because while Im doing all this, Im also tracking the disturbance Pong Pongs tumultuous passing leaves behind. I can sense... no, I know hes close by, so close I can almost touch him. Theres a hint of alarm in his erratic, twisting movements, because this is the closest Ive ever come to catching him, and even though he loves our thrilling games of tag, his base instincts tell him losing is never good.
This is a game, but its also practice, and Pong Pong is a life-long tag champion. He has to be, because out there in the real Azure Sea, getting caught means death. This doesnt mean Ill go easy on him, because hes been getting real cocky lately, and has even learned to taunt me by happily shaking his turtle butt in my direction whenever I get too far behind. No idea where he learned it from, but I guess with all the Aura-chatting weve been doing, he figured out how to read human expressions as well. Smart little guy, but still a turtle, so I must use my big human brain to defeat him.
Sadly, my greatest weapon is sorely lacking and I cant close the distance before running out of energy, which is a strange sensation here in Pong Pongs Natal Palace. My lungs dont burn, nor do my muscles get sore, but theres a weight on my mind which is almost impossible to shake off, like my thoughts are leaden stones swimming through molasses. Also, a wicked headache and a general sense of irritability and laziness, which makes it easy to fall asleep. Unable to press on, I ascend above the coral reefs and suspend myself in the water, lazing listlessly with arms and legs akimbo because it just feels more comfortable like that. Stifling a yawn, I pulse an Aura of defeat and fondness out into the Natal Palace and smile as Pong Pong pops up a good distance away, maybe two or three kilometres in real distance. The little guy can really book it through water, and with the magic of Natal Palace fuckery, I can almost match him. I doubt I could do this out in the real world, even with a working Core and Domain, because Im fairly certain Pong Pong bends the rules for me in here so I can put up a better fight.
He probably cheats to win all the time too, but I can hardly blame him for that. Who doesnt like winning?
Darting over for a gentle headbutt, he squeaks in muted discontent, as if to say is that all you got?. Its all good natured though, as he flips over to match my posture and ask for a belly rub, his clawed fingers and toes wiggling in delight as I comply with his requests. Fun as all this was, we both need some real sleep, which he gets while nestled atop his coral throne which I suspect sits at the exact centre of his Natal Palace. Ive never actually mapped it out, but this coral reef is hands down the largest zone of all, while the others are nestled within it like little pocket dimensions. Its a lot like my most recent Natal Palace layout, with multiple areas like Milas forge and Taduks cottage all separated by the void, except in his case, Pong Pong filled the void with water, plants, corals, sand, and well... a lot of other stuff.
All inanimate stuff. Hes got a real thing against making living creatures in here, unlike Ping Ping who happily snuggles with her giant red panda every time were there. In contrast, Pong Pong has yet to become One with the Floof, so I can only pity his unenlightened self.
Giving his cheeks one last tickle before waving goodbye, Pong Pong waves back and sends me off on my way, where I immediately succumb to the darkness of sleep. Its not the Void, its just a faint perception of being asleep while drifting in a haze of senselessness. All too soon, the night comes to an end and I slowly come awake in the light, with no Yan beside me and no Aurie sprawled over my legs. Mama Bun is still here though, nuzzling me awake, but shes much less gentle once she notices Ive come to but have yet to actually get up. The floofy girl is ready to start her day, but she refuses to do so without me, so I laugh as she thumps the bed and paws my chest before sweeping her up in a warm embrace.
I love waking up like this, with a beloved friend here to greet me. Its the best.
Having woken up late as usual, breakfast is a lonely affair with just me and Luo-Luo, and we dine in the courtyard with the floofs around us. Sorya and Anrhi cooked up a simple affair, having come a long way thanks to their daily practice now that Charok and Alsantset moved out to the farm with the twins. They only lived here with Mom and Dad because it was safer to have us all stay together, but with my star on the rise as the first ever Minister of Finance, we no longer have to guard so thoroughly against hidden assassins. I dont miss being crowded by invisible guards all the time, but I miss seeing the twins every day. They still come back for a meal every two or three days, and all their rooms are still exactly as they left them, but its not the same.
I should probably move out after marrying Mila, because well be a household unto ourselves. Im a little sad and a lot nervous, but I also cant wait. Im getting married!
Still... itd be a nice place to settle down and have quiet happy fun times with Mila and Yan. Maybe even Luo-Luo too, if I can get over my various neuroses and give her a chance. One step at a time there though, buddy, starting with your marriage with Mila.
Man... Im getting married in eight days!
...Eight days to plan a giant wedding from scratch, so I can get married.
I need help. I need my mom...
The day passes in a blur as Mom and I plan out an elaborate wedding banquet I have no desire to attend, with help from a few chosen flunkies from the crowd. Theyre not good for much, but they do know how to plan a party, or at the very least, they have servants who know how to plan a party who they put under my command. After lunch, Lin-Lin brings Blackjack to join the party planning team, looking lovely in a breezy, sleeveless floral dress dye in the colours of the skies, with her ever-present white silk scarf repurposed as a sash. My little wifey adds a much needed splash of liveliness to the proceedings, and ensures Ping Ping and the floofs are all included in the banquet process, though I stop short of dedicating time for an animal talent show.
Honestly, Luo-Luo would probably be the best at planning this sort of event, but like I told Yan, itd be weird to ask her to plan my wedding after she turned down my terrible, awkward, impromptu proposal.
By mid-afternoon, I am all planned out, and Mom kicks me out of the meeting for being too sour. Its her way of looking after me, since she knows I need a nap, so I give her a kiss on the cheek and bring Lin-Lin out to see Ping Ping. The big girl is delighted by my arrival and spends a good minute nuzzling me by the pond, after which she hunkers down in her favourite napping spot in the shade of a pitifully tiny tree, where she watches me and Lin-Lin fly our kites alongside the aerial fleet unleashed by the crowd of children around us. I paid for most of those kites, since their families could hardly afford it, but Ive been secretly campaigning to convince labourers to unionize, or at least collectively bargain for better pay. Ive been paying my workers more than industry standard, but that bar is set so low I have to be careful not to trip over it. This hasnt had the result Id been hoping for, but Silva, Viyan, Birca, and a bunch of their friends are all out there day and night talking up a storm about the power of the working people.
Bulat and Ravil would probably be more useful in this endeavour, but I have them working on another private project at the farm. Its true what they say: its hard to find good help. Theres so much more still left to be done, and so much more I have planned for once the War Bond money comes in, but I only have so many people I can trust. Thats neither here nor there for now though, because this is my time to relax. Putting one arm around sweet Lin-Lins shoulder, I pull her in close for a hug while ignoring her laughs of protests about how our kites are going to get tangled. Hey wifey, I begin, kissing her hair and basking in the joy of hugging someone shorter than me. How is it you never get jealous of Mila, Yan, or Luo-Luo?
I dont know why I cant leave this topic alone. I should just keep quiet and count my blessings, but I cant help it. Its like picking at a scab until it hurts. It just needs to be done.
Stupid Rainy. No hubby today, not this time at least. Im jealous all the time, dummy. Elbowing me away to focus on her kite, Lin-Lin bites her lip ever so adorably as she brings it back under control from a near disastrous entanglement. Its not that I didnt see this about to happen, but whenever it does, I just pick out two kids standing in the crowd and say they can keep the kites if they can untangle the strings. Its never very difficult and its a face-saving measure for their parents, because even poor people value and deserve face.
Once her kite is soaring a safe distance away from mine, Lin-Lin glances over and sticks out her tongue in a fit of pique. I love you Rainy, and youre the best, but youre also terrible, ya? Puffing her cheeks in fake anger, Lin-Lins beautiful brown eyes sparkle with mischief. I knew it the first time you went to Shen Huo. Remember?
Yes, yes I do, because she somehow found out about Fung bringing me to the Golden Swan Pavilion. That was embarrassing, to say the least, so I gloss over her question and move on. For being jealous all the time, you sure are accommodating.
Cause this is just how you are. Deftly moving so she can stand with me without risking her kite, Lin-Lin gives me a playful hip-bump before sinking into my embrace. Youre a stinky pervert, but youre my stinky pervert, ya? Biting me on the bicep, she adds, Just remember, you cant play favourites like you do with the floofs, ya? You hafta love all your wives equally, but me a little more equally than the rest. Got it?
Yes wifey. I dont think I could help it even if I wanted to. Lin-Lin is just too sweet to ever be mad at, even when calling me a stinky pervert. Then again, that might just be because shes not wrong. So does this mean youre my Mama Bun?
Stomping on my foot ever so daintily, Lin-Lin scrunches her nose in mock anger. Im being serious Rainy. If you wanna have five wives, you gotta be the best hubby ever, and even though I know you can do it, it wont be easy, ya? Thats why you cant have more than five, because then you wont have enough time for all of us. Two days for each wife, this way there will be no conflict and well all be one big happy family. I thought it all out already, so you just hafta be you and be a good hubby, got it?
Yes wifey. Youre so smart, wonderful, sweet, and beautiful.
That earns me a toothy smile before she buries her face in my chest, so happy she can barely even speak. Love you hubby, she eventually utters, all the while keeping her kite in perfect formation.
Love you too, wifey. Maybe shes One with the Kite, but thats ridiculous. I mean, she spends a lot of time flying kites, but its hardly to the point of Oneness... right? Nah, Im just seeing it everywhere now that I know about it. Thats a thing. I know it is. I dont know what its called, but its a thing. Its probably why no one tells Martial Warriors about the milestones, because its not like anyone can really verify if someone has a Natal Palace, unless youre privy to Imperial Scion secrets like the Legate.
Wrapping up my afternoon playtime with a quiet nap next to Ping Ping, I spend an hour or so paddling around the river inside her Natal Palace. The animals are still adorable and realistic as ever, and I still cant fathom why Pong Pong doesnt like having living things in his Natal Palace, but whatever. Hes different, and he likes different things, and thats totally fine. After Lin-Lin wakes me up for dinner, we head back to the manor after another long day of work, with still more to be done for the wedding in the coming days. Mila at least has the grace to look sheepish about skipping out to go meditate, but she declares in no uncertain terms that shes going back out tomorrow as well, because there are matters on her mind which she still wants to check out, namely how her crazy detailed Natal Palace compares to the real thing.
No one is saying much about it, because they dont want to colour Yan or the twins perceptions, but I can tell theyre impressed by the level of detail Mila went into while building her Natal Palace. Theres even room to expand, as well as an unfinished... I dunno, throne room? That space in the centre where she sits, its got plenty of room for improvements, though it does bring to mind the importance of a Natal Throne. I dunno if thats a real thing, but thats what Im calling it, because Yo Ling literally sat on a throne, and I cant think of a better term. Its the seat of power, though why one is even needed is still up for debate, unless...
He who holds the throne, holds power? Is that how Zhen Shi body-snatched Gen? And Demons take over hosts? By occupying the figurative throne?
Interesting stuff, which I should bring up with Monk Happy the next time we chat, because, lets be honest here, hes the only person worth talking to when it comes to theoretical Chi stuff. Mom, Dad, and Grandma are brilliant Martial Warriors, but theyre all about doing and dont care much for the how, and while Ive been trying to ease up on fixation with understanding, I cant change who I am. Just like Lin-Lin says, I am a stinky pervert, but I am also an inquisitive soul who wants all my answers nicely laid out before me, and I cant change overnight.
...Though if Im being honest, I dont really want to change. It might not be fair to the women in my life, but I love Mila, Yan, and Lin-Lin, and cant imagine a life with even one of them missing. Even Luo-Luo is starting to worm her way into my heart, and might have long since done so if not for my strong, anti-imperial bias and deep-seated trust issues.
Also... the tandem toilet incident might also have something to do with it. Even after more than a year, those sounds still haunt my nightmares...
Chapter Meme
Chapter 582It took three and a half months of consistent night-time visits to accomplish, but I have finally seen everything there is to see in Pong Pongs Natal Palace.Well, I didnt visit every night, only most, but considering our travel time was virtually nil, thats still a hell of a lot of ground covered. Or water, I suppose? Either way, aside from the times I booted the animals out of my room for happy fun times with Yan, and that one week Pong Pong spent vacationing at the beet farm after we got back from the banquet, I devoted all my nights to deep diving with the tiny turtle inside his Natal Palace. While I discovered a few more foreboding forbidden zones he zealously avoided, much like the undersea cave system and sandy white beach Id already seen, every visit uncovered dozens of startling new vistas to discover within the seemingly endless Natal Palace.Or at least they did until tonight, when Pong Pong cut our exploration short, jumped us back to the familiar coral reef, nestled onto his stately coral throne, and offered me a little turtle shrug as if to say, And thats all, folks.Awesome Natal Palace, Pong Pong. Although he clearly doesnt understand Common, he gets the gist well enough and lets loose with a melodious squeak of delight as he launches himself off his throne in a dizzying upward spiral. Its incredible how easy he makes it look, zipping through water and cutting through currents with careless ease as if he were a graceful dancer instead of a jeep-sized turtle. Thats another thing that keeps throwing me off, because I swear everything in his Natal Palace is slowly shrinking, or rather Pong Pong grows me a little more each time I come in to visit, because he was bus-sized three months ago and all the furniture still fits him perfectly. I dont know why hes incrementally making me bigger, and I cant figure out how to frame the question in a way that gets me something besides a shrug, so its pretty much remained an unsolved mystery up until now.Much like how were both submerged underwater yet can still breathe, speak, and hear. What can I say? Magic.An answer Ive been using far too often in recent times, especially since its not much of an answer at all. Magic is just science people have yet to understand, so its lazy hand-waving at best. Take Pong Pongs movements for example, which hold a hint of what I saw in Roc and Zian, a natural, intuitive understanding of complex physics, in this case hydrodynamic propulsion. Knowing without awareness, understanding without comprehension, one might even call it instinct except that it isnt. Its more than instinct, more than merely natural, a command over his movements which falls just short of sheer perfection. More telling is how Pong Pongs movements on land dont exhibit the same level of mastery, and not just because he doesnt like to move around much when out of water. Despite being an awesome, pocket-sized, non-mutant ninja turtle who can do some crazy land-based acrobatics, its a marked downgrade from how he moves in water which is instantly noticeable. Whats more, the bears, wildcats, rabbits, and other Laughing Birds besides Roc lack this natural mastery too. Maybe its because theyre all still young and growing, but then we have Mama Bun who is older than dirt and far from graceful or effortless in her movements.If pressed to describe Mama Buns movements, Id grudgingly admit shes an awkward, bumbling bunbun who sometimes doesnt seem in full control of her body. Ive seen her leap in one direction and land butt first, because halfway through the journey she decides to turn around to see whats behind her. Then theres the ridiculous way she throws herself on the ground, as if trying to body-slam the grass instead of lying gently upon it, or her inability to estimate heights which often leads to over or under shooting a jump. Whats more, shes demonstrated zero spatial awareness when something catches her attention, and it doesnt even have to be something particularly interesting. Could be a feather blowing in the wind, or a delectable Spiritual Plant cutting tucked away in my pouch, once Mama Buns interest is piqued, she will pay no mind to anything else. Mama Bun is sweet and adorable, but graceful, natural, or intuitive? Ha!Rabbits aside, what Im seeing in Zian, Roc, and a few other people is an example of One with the World, or so Dad tells me, but theres no really explaining it. Dad can demonstrate the most efficient way to draw his sword, slash someone in front of him, then loop the sword around to stab another person behind him, but he cant tell me why he takes two short steps instead of one longer step, or why a certain angle of approach is better than another. He just knows which one is better, because hes swung his sword hundreds of thousands of times. Thats the beauty of the Forms, because not only can you find strength through Insight, but also through mundane, everyday repetition. Once he explained it to me, I started seeing One with the World everywhere, whether it be in the way Naaran holds his spear while walking through the manor to avoid smacking into things he shouldnt be able to see, or how Nian Zu sets his feet down with unassailable purpose, in a steady, even cadence that always finds the most stable footing. Its visible when Tursinai idly spins her Spiritual Chain, looping it around her finger and releasing so the weighted end shoots out like a dart, only for it to fall back into the loop with barely an effort on her part, and its even apparent in Mafus full body shimmy before he dives into the water, which is both adorable and practical at the same time, since hes warming up the muscles hell need for a sudden burst of speed when he sees something worth catching.There are many examples of One with the World, and not just in beasts and Warriors. The other day, I watched a sailor literally hitch a rope around a chair leg using nothing but one hand, momentum, and timing. It was almost magical how the end-piece fell perfectly into place as he pulled the knot tight with a flick of his wrist. Dude was drunk as a skunk and wouldve had trouble finding his ass with both hands and a map, but hes tied that knot so many times he could probably do it while fast asleep.How does knowing and recognizing this help me? I dont really know, but Ive tried to put less emphasis on understanding how something works, and be content with simply knowing and doing. To this effect, I dip my head, kick my feet, and swing my arms to propel myself through the waters, sensing the currents flowing around me and letting my body find the path of least resistance, rather than try to mentally plot out the many natural forces at work and how they all interact. The water takes me away and shifts me into Pong Pongs wake, allowing me to benefit from his hard work while following his path, and together we shoot through waters at a breakneck pace. Enjoying the game, Pong Pong switches it up and corkscrews away, and I follow suit without caring about direction or orientation. A flutter of my feet speeds me along as my arms take on a winding motion to minimize drag as we set about on a grand old chase through the colourful coral reefs of his Natal Palace.Giving myself in to the current, my body instinctively responds to changes in my surroundings, reading the flow of water moving about the obstacles in front of me to avoid crashing headlong into them. Moving through the water isnt just about moving my hands and feet, but also my arms, legs, thighs, and even my hips and chest. Any surface of the body can be used to propel me through the water, and in a race this close and in such a confined space, I cant always count on being in the best position to kick or push away. As I tumble in and about the corals, there are times when circumstances force me to curl up or flatten out to get through a tight space, and for a time I even chase after Pong Pong travelling feet first by sculling my hands at my sides.Somewhere along the way, I realize my eyes have been closed for some time now, but rather than slowing down, Ive actually sped up. Theres no need to look, because things are moving and spinning so quickly the disorienting sights would do more harm than help. No, now I can focus on parsing through the information that matters to help navigate my way through these waters. Theres no map in my mind or radar pinging my surroundings, its just the water telling me whats there and my body moving to avoid it. Not just through my sense of touch, but other senses as well, senses Ive always known were there, but never really thought about.My sense of bodily space for one, informing me where my limbs are at all times whilst I scramble through the water in a jumbled, mixed up fashion. No matter how I turn, twist, fold, bend, or flex, I always know where the various parts of my body are in relation to each other. It doesnt seem like much, but this is a sort of Oneness, being always able to touch your nose or find your belly button without really looking. Not exactly One with the Self, since thats more applicable to emotions than physical bearing, but still something.This chapter is updated by novelbiin.comTheres also my sense of buoyancy, which helps keep me oriented by differentiating up from down. Again, only a minor thing, but its very helpful since it helps me know when to put in more effort to dive and when I can rest a bit and let the water do the work. Theres also my sense of balance, which is less useful while swimming, but still helps me orient my body to maximize my economy of motion. Cant jump off a stone without getting my feet underneath me, and I cant push aside a bunch of seaweed if my arms are extended the wrong way. Even my sense of temperature comes into play, because the way water and temperature interacts, with warm water rising and cold water sinking, the rush of warmer or colder water can be an indication of which way Pong Pong has gone.Theres so much more to what my mind is processing, but I cant even begin to discern all the individual streams of information, much less figure out how I know what I know, because while Im doing all this, Im also tracking the disturbance Pong Pongs tumultuous passing leaves behind. I can sense... no, I know hes close by, so close I can almost touch him. Theres a hint of alarm in his erratic, twisting movements, because this is the closest Ive ever come to catching him, and even though he loves our thrilling games of tag, his base instincts tell him losing is never good.This is a game, but its also practice, and Pong Pong is a life-long tag champion. He has to be, because out there in the real Azure Sea, getting caught means death. This doesnt mean Ill go easy on him, because hes been getting real cocky lately, and has even learned to taunt me by happily shaking his turtle butt in my direction whenever I get too far behind. No idea where he learned it from, but I guess with all the Aura-chatting weve been doing, he figured out how to read human expressions as well. Smart little guy, but still a turtle, so I must use my big human brain to defeat him.Sadly, my greatest weapon is sorely lacking and I cant close the distance before running out of energy, which is a strange sensation here in Pong Pongs Natal Palace. My lungs dont burn, nor do my muscles get sore, but theres a weight on my mind which is almost impossible to shake off, like my thoughts are leaden stones swimming through molasses. Also, a wicked headache and a general sense of irritability and laziness, which makes it easy to fall asleep. Unable to press on, I ascend above the coral reefs and suspend myself in the water, lazing listlessly with arms and legs akimbo because it just feels more comfortable like that. Stifling a yawn, I pulse an Aura of defeat and fondness out into the Natal Palace and smile as Pong Pong pops up a good distance away, maybe two or three kilometres in real distance. The little guy can really book it through water, and with the magic of Natal Palace fuckery, I can almost match him. I doubt I could do this out in the real world, even with a working Core and Domain, because Im fairly certain Pong Pong bends the rules for me in here so I can put up a better fight.He probably cheats to win all the time too, but I can hardly blame him for that. Who doesnt like winning?Darting over for a gentle headbutt, he squeaks in muted discontent, as if to say is that all you got?. Its all good natured though, as he flips over to match my posture and ask for a belly rub, his clawed fingers and toes wiggling in delight as I comply with his requests. Fun as all this was, we both need some real sleep, which he gets while nestled atop his coral throne which I suspect sits at the exact centre of his Natal Palace. Ive never actually mapped it out, but this coral reef is hands down the largest zone of all, while the others are nestled within it like little pocket dimensions. Its a lot like my most recent Natal Palace layout, with multiple areas like Milas forge and Taduks cottage all separated by the void, except in his case, Pong Pong filled the void with water, plants, corals, sand, and well... a lot of other stuff.All inanimate stuff. Hes got a real thing against making living creatures in here, unlike Ping Ping who happily snuggles with her giant red panda every time were there. In contrast, Pong Pong has yet to become One with the Floof, so I can only pity his unenlightened self.Giving his cheeks one last tickle before waving goodbye, Pong Pong waves back and sends me off on my way, where I immediately succumb to the darkness of sleep. Its not the Void, its just a faint perception of being asleep while drifting in a haze of senselessness. All too soon, the night comes to an end and I slowly come awake in the light, with no Yan beside me and no Aurie sprawled over my legs. Mama Bun is still here though, nuzzling me awake, but shes much less gentle once she notices Ive come to but have yet to actually get up. The floofy girl is ready to start her day, but she refuses to do so without me, so I laugh as she thumps the bed and paws my chest before sweeping her up in a warm embrace.I love waking up like this, with a beloved friend here to greet me. Its the best.Having woken up late as usual, breakfast is a lonely affair with just me and Luo-Luo, and we dine in the courtyard with the floofs around us. Sorya and Anrhi cooked up a simple affair, having come a long way thanks to their daily practice now that Charok and Alsantset moved out to the farm with the twins. They only lived here with Mom and Dad because it was safer to have us all stay together, but with my star on the rise as the first ever Minister of Finance, we no longer have to guard so thoroughly against hidden assassins. I dont miss being crowded by invisible guards all the time, but I miss seeing the twins every day. They still come back for a meal every two or three days, and all their rooms are still exactly as they left them, but its not the same.I should probably move out after marrying Mila, because well be a household unto ourselves. Im a little sad and a lot nervous, but I also cant wait. Im getting married!Still... itd be a nice place to settle down and have quiet happy fun times with Mila and Yan. Maybe even Luo-Luo too, if I can get over my various neuroses and give her a chance. One step at a time there though, buddy, starting with your marriage with Mila.Man... Im getting married in eight days!...Eight days to plan a giant wedding from scratch, so I can get married.I need help. I need my mom...The day passes in a blur as Mom and I plan out an elaborate wedding banquet I have no desire to attend, with help from a few chosen flunkies from the crowd. Theyre not good for much, but they do know how to plan a party, or at the very least, they have servants who know how to plan a party who they put under my command. After lunch, Lin-Lin brings Blackjack to join the party planning team, looking lovely in a breezy, sleeveless floral dress dye in the colours of the skies, with her ever-present white silk scarf repurposed as a sash. My little wifey adds a much needed splash of liveliness to the proceedings, and ensures Ping Ping and the floofs are all included in the banquet process, though I stop short of dedicating time for an animal talent show.Honestly, Luo-Luo would probably be the best at planning this sort of event, but like I told Yan, itd be weird to ask her to plan my wedding after she turned down my terrible, awkward, impromptu proposal.By mid-afternoon, I am all planned out, and Mom kicks me out of the meeting for being too sour. Its her way of looking after me, since she knows I need a nap, so I give her a kiss on the cheek and bring Lin-Lin out to see Ping Ping. The big girl is delighted by my arrival and spends a good minute nuzzling me by the pond, after which she hunkers down in her favourite napping spot in the shade of a pitifully tiny tree, where she watches me and Lin-Lin fly our kites alongside the aerial fleet unleashed by the crowd of children around us. I paid for most of those kites, since their families could hardly afford it, but Ive been secretly campaigning to convince labourers to unionize, or at least collectively bargain for better pay. Ive been paying my workers more than industry standard, but that bar is set so low I have to be careful not to trip over it. This hasnt had the result Id been hoping for, but Silva, Viyan, Birca, and a bunch of their friends are all out there day and night talking up a storm about the power of the working people.Bulat and Ravil would probably be more useful in this endeavour, but I have them working on another private project at the farm. Its true what they say: its hard to find good help. Theres so much more still left to be done, and so much more I have planned for once the War Bond money comes in, but I only have so many people I can trust. Thats neither here nor there for now though, because this is my time to relax. Putting one arm around sweet Lin-Lins shoulder, I pull her in close for a hug while ignoring her laughs of protests about how our kites are going to get tangled. Hey wifey, I begin, kissing her hair and basking in the joy of hugging someone shorter than me. How is it you never get jealous of Mila, Yan, or Luo-Luo?I dont know why I cant leave this topic alone. I should just keep quiet and count my blessings, but I cant help it. Its like picking at a scab until it hurts. It just needs to be done.Stupid Rainy. No hubby today, not this time at least. Im jealous all the time, dummy. Elbowing me away to focus on her kite, Lin-Lin bites her lip ever so adorably as she brings it back under control from a near disastrous entanglement. Its not that I didnt see this about to happen, but whenever it does, I just pick out two kids standing in the crowd and say they can keep the kites if they can untangle the strings. Its never very difficult and its a face-saving measure for their parents, because even poor people value and deserve face.Once her kite is soaring a safe distance away from mine, Lin-Lin glances over and sticks out her tongue in a fit of pique. I love you Rainy, and youre the best, but youre also terrible, ya? Puffing her cheeks in fake anger, Lin-Lins beautiful brown eyes sparkle with mischief. I knew it the first time you went to Shen Huo. Remember?Yes, yes I do, because she somehow found out about Fung bringing me to the Golden Swan Pavilion. That was embarrassing, to say the least, so I gloss over her question and move on. For being jealous all the time, you sure are accommodating.Cause this is just how you are. Deftly moving so she can stand with me without risking her kite, Lin-Lin gives me a playful hip-bump before sinking into my embrace. Youre a stinky pervert, but youre my stinky pervert, ya? Biting me on the bicep, she adds, Just remember, you cant play favourites like you do with the floofs, ya? You hafta love all your wives equally, but me a little more equally than the rest. Got it?Yes wifey. I dont think I could help it even if I wanted to. Lin-Lin is just too sweet to ever be mad at, even when calling me a stinky pervert. Then again, that might just be because shes not wrong. So does this mean youre my Mama Bun?Stomping on my foot ever so daintily, Lin-Lin scrunches her nose in mock anger. Im being serious Rainy. If you wanna have five wives, you gotta be the best hubby ever, and even though I know you can do it, it wont be easy, ya? Thats why you cant have more than five, because then you wont have enough time for all of us. Two days for each wife, this way there will be no conflict and well all be one big happy family. I thought it all out already, so you just hafta be you and be a good hubby, got it?Yes wifey. Youre so smart, wonderful, sweet, and beautiful.That earns me a toothy smile before she buries her face in my chest, so happy she can barely even speak. Love you hubby, she eventually utters, all the while keeping her kite in perfect formation.Love you too, wifey. Maybe shes One with the Kite, but thats ridiculous. I mean, she spends a lot of time flying kites, but its hardly to the point of Oneness... right? Nah, Im just seeing it everywhere now that I know about it. Thats a thing. I know it is. I dont know what its called, but its a thing. Its probably why no one tells Martial Warriors about the milestones, because its not like anyone can really verify if someone has a Natal Palace, unless youre privy to Imperial Scion secrets like the Legate.Wrapping up my afternoon playtime with a quiet nap next to Ping Ping, I spend an hour or so paddling around the river inside her Natal Palace. The animals are still adorable and realistic as ever, and I still cant fathom why Pong Pong doesnt like having living things in his Natal Palace, but whatever. Hes different, and he likes different things, and thats totally fine. After Lin-Lin wakes me up for dinner, we head back to the manor after another long day of work, with still more to be done for the wedding in the coming days. Mila at least has the grace to look sheepish about skipping out to go meditate, but she declares in no uncertain terms that shes going back out tomorrow as well, because there are matters on her mind which she still wants to check out, namely how her crazy detailed Natal Palace compares to the real thing.No one is saying much about it, because they dont want to colour Yan or the twins perceptions, but I can tell theyre impressed by the level of detail Mila went into while building her Natal Palace. Theres even room to expand, as well as an unfinished... I dunno, throne room? That space in the centre where she sits, its got plenty of room for improvements, though it does bring to mind the importance of a Natal Throne. I dunno if thats a real thing, but thats what Im calling it, because Yo Ling literally sat on a throne, and I cant think of a better term. Its the seat of power, though why one is even needed is still up for debate, unless...He who holds the throne, holds power? Is that how Zhen Shi body-snatched Gen? And Demons take over hosts? By occupying the figurative throne?Interesting stuff, which I should bring up with Monk Happy the next time we chat, because, lets be honest here, hes the only person worth talking to when it comes to theoretical Chi stuff. Mom, Dad, and Grandma are brilliant Martial Warriors, but theyre all about doing and dont care much for the how, and while Ive been trying to ease up on fixation with understanding, I cant change who I am. Just like Lin-Lin says, I am a stinky pervert, but I am also an inquisitive soul who wants all my answers nicely laid out before me, and I cant change overnight....Though if Im being honest, I dont really want to change. It might not be fair to the women in my life, but I love Mila, Yan, and Lin-Lin, and cant imagine a life with even one of them missing. Even Luo-Luo is starting to worm her way into my heart, and might have long since done so if not for my strong, anti-imperial bias and deep-seated trust issues.Also... the tandem toilet incident might also have something to do with it. Even after more than a year, those sounds still haunt my nightmares...Chapter Meme
