Chapter 282: Word Sprite
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Chapter 282: Word Sprite
Ye Qing released his spirit, and as Chu Qingge said, there were chatterings coming from ahead of them. In fact, the voices sounded quite childish. It was a bunch of children seemingly arguing with each other about something.
“It’s all your fault, Thought! It’s all your fault! It’s your fault he got scared and ran away!”
“Yeah, yeah! We haven’t had enough fun yet!”
“Why are you blaming me only when Sword scared that human as well?”
“Yeah, yeah! It wasn’t just Sword either. Saber, Fist and Stick were all part of the scare as well!”
“Ghost also turned into a ghost as well.”
“Snow didn’t just scare that human, he even spoke to him directly!”
“Hmph! That human’s just too timid.”
“Yeah, he’s a scaredy-cat. He’s even more chicken than I am!”
“Yeah, he’s such a chicken. He’s even more chicken than Small.”
“I’m not chicken! My name is Small, but my courage is big! Coward is the one real chicken in our group!”
“Who are you calling a chicken? At the very least, I’m not so chicken that I would piss my pants because I got scared!”
“Yeah, yeah! That human is seriously chicken. He lost a shoe when he was running away!”
“And he pissed his pants!”
......
At first, it sounded like the voices were pinning the blame on each other. However, they got distracted later on and started discussing who was the biggest chicken of them all. Then, they got hanged up about the guy they scared off with their antics.
Strangely, Ye Qing couldn’t see anyone no matter where he looked. He was still looking when Chu Qingge pointed at a nearby gravestone, “Look! That gravestone!”
It was a gravestone that was made white jade, and it was engraved with countless fly-sized ancient scripts. Although the text was small, Ye Qing could tell that they looked strong, elegant, and full of intent. Whoever engraved them must be a master calligrapher.
At first, Ye Qing couldn’t spot anything amiss. But over time, he realized that the childish conversation came from the ancient scripts themselves.
“That’s the ‘Timely Clearing After Snowfall[1]’!”
“Sorry, what?” Ye Qing asked.
Chu Qingge explained, “The gravestone is engraved with a calligraphy art titled ‘Timely Clearing After Snowfall’. It was crafted by the master calligrapher, the ‘Sage of Calligraphy’ Wang Donghe, and it was heralded by countless calligraphers and artists as the best calligraphy art of all times.”
“The one engraved on the gravestone obviously isn’t the original, but it is strong, firm, elegant, and imbued with the author’s unique intent. Not only was the author as skilled as Wang Donghe, I believe that his version of ‘Timely Clearing After Snowfall’ has exceeded the original.”
“Hahaha! She praised me! You heard that, people? She praised me!”
“She’s not praising you, she’s praising us.”
“She’s not praising us, she’s praising our master.”
“That’s the same as praising us, you doofus.”
“Well, she is as beautiful as she is discerning, unlike that dumb-looking sucker standing next to her. It’s clear he’s not a very bright person.”
“Yeah, he wouldn’t be haunted otherwise. He deserves what he got.”
Ye “I Look Dumb” Qing was miffed. You could’ve praised her without slandering me!
He abruptly realized that the ancient scripts could sense the Little Shoulder Ghost’s presence after that.
“Enough! She’s coming over. Try not to scare her, okay?” The inaugural upload of this chapter took place via N0v3l.B1n.
“Yes, yes.”
“If there is someone we must scare, it would have to be the sucker next to her.”
“Yes, we’re going to scare him until he pisses his pants just like that fool from earlier.”
“Ah... that sucker dares to call us ugly? You’re the ugly one, you bastard!”
“We are cool, strong, and beautiful! You must be blind to think us ugly!”
“Ayaya, don’t stop me! I’m going to cut his dog head off with my sword!”
“Waaaaaaah! Come back if you dare, you sucker! What, you’re bold enough to call us ugly, but not bold enough to face us! Come back, and we promise to blow your top!”
As soon as the ancient scripts realized what happened, they immediately erupted into a cacophony of insults and threats. However, it looked like they were unable to leave the gravestone probably because their existence was bound to it, and their vocabulary of expletives was sorely lacking probably because they were child-minded.
“Oh ho? You can’t leave your gravestone, can you? That’s good to know.”
Almost ten meters away, Ye Qing relaxed after confirming that the ancient scripts couldn’t leave the gravestone. He was going to take off like a ghost if the ancient scripts could leave the gravestone or attack him, but for once, luck was on his side.
So, what was he going to do now? He was going to insult the ancient scripts to his heart’s content, of course. He would be a real sucker if he didn’t serve his revenge hot.
“SIgh, I’ve never seen such ugly words in my life. They’re so ugly I wonder if I was dreaming. I was this close from throwing up yesterday’s dinner.”
Ye Qing crossed his arms and said disdainfully, “Even a three-year-old’s shitty handwriting looks better than this. What a sad, sad gravestone this is.”
The ancient scripts fumed—literally, white smoke was rising from their top—with white hot anger when they heard this.
“He... He dares! Get over here, brat! 1v1 us if you dare! We promise to attack you as a group!”
“You’re the one who’s so ugly that I could throw up!”
“Yeah, yeah! In fact, we’re gonna throw up right now! Everyone, on the count of three, one, two—blaaaaargh!”
“Blaaaaaaargh!”
“Blaargh!”
“Are you words stupid? He can’t hear what we’re saying! We’re just wasting our breaths!”
“Oh right! Come, come, let’s make a word!”
“Yeah, yeah! Move it!”
The ancient scripts started shifting around the gravestone until they formed a single word, “Ugly”.
“Oh? The words are alive?” Ye Qing feigned ignorance and exclaimed with fake surprise, “Do you see that, Miss Chu? The words themselves knew that they were ugly. Otherwise, they wouldn’t have formed the word ‘Ugly’.”
“If you know you’re ugly, you shouldn’t show your face around any longer. My advice to you all is to kill yourselves and save us all the embarrassment.”
Ye Qing then sighed and started walking away. “Let us leave, Miss Chu. I can’t bear to stay here for a moment longer. I have a feeling that my eyes are going to turn blind if I stare at them any longer.”
“Ahhhhhhhh! I’m angry! I’m so angry!”
“Something is wrong with this guy’s head! The word is obviously meant for him, not us!”
“Come back, you sucker! Come back and fight us for three hundred rounds!”
“Yeah, yeah! You’re a chicken if you back down from our challenge!”
“Don’t go, you sucker! Come back! Come back!”
Ye Qing could hear their desperate, rage-filled screams even after he was far, far away from the tombstone. His lips automatically spread into a delighted, relaxed grin.
“That was a little childish, don’t you think? Those Word Sprites have a child’s mind, and I can tell they don’t harbor any real malice. Had you praised them instead, they might have taught the Sword of Timely Clearing After Snowfall,” Chu Qingge said after they were out of earshot.
“Oh, I know they’re children. They’re naughty children who need to be punished.” Ye Qing shrugged uncaringly. “Besides, I can tell that those ancient scripts have zero intentions of teaching me the sword art, so just as well.”
Did he have an actual basis to his assumption? Not at all. But sometimes, you just know that you weren’t destined for something. In that case, he would rather teach those naughty children a lesson and get his revenge.
“It’s your choice!” Chu Qingge shook her head.
“Oh right, are you still going to venture deeper into the Mountain of Demons now that you’ve obtained Wang Donghe’s inheritance, Miss Chu?” Ye Qing asked.
Chu Qingge nodded firmly. “But of course. If I was just aiming to obtain a martial art at this level, then I wouldn’t have come to the Demon’s Tomb at all.”
Ye Qing rolled his eyes. If he wasn’t sure before, now he knew they didn’t live in the same world.
1. It’s an actual calligraphy art. You guys can Google it if you want to. ?
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Chapter 282: Word Sprite
Ye Qing released his spirit, and as Chu Qingge said, there were chatterings coming from ahead of them. In fact, the voices sounded quite childish. It was a bunch of children seemingly arguing with each other about something.
“It’s all your fault, Thought! It’s all your fault! It’s your fault he got scared and ran away!”
“Yeah, yeah! We haven’t had enough fun yet!”
“Why are you blaming me only when Sword scared that human as well?”
“Yeah, yeah! It wasn’t just Sword either. Saber, Fist and Stick were all part of the scare as well!”
“Ghost also turned into a ghost as well.”
“Snow didn’t just scare that human, he even spoke to him directly!”
“Hmph! That human’s just too timid.”
“Yeah, he’s a scaredy-cat. He’s even more chicken than I am!”
“Yeah, he’s such a chicken. He’s even more chicken than Small.”
“I’m not chicken! My name is Small, but my courage is big! Coward is the one real chicken in our group!”
“Who are you calling a chicken? At the very least, I’m not so chicken that I would piss my pants because I got scared!”
“Yeah, yeah! That human is seriously chicken. He lost a shoe when he was running away!”
“And he pissed his pants!”
......
At first, it sounded like the voices were pinning the blame on each other. However, they got distracted later on and started discussing who was the biggest chicken of them all. Then, they got hanged up about the guy they scared off with their antics.
Strangely, Ye Qing couldn’t see anyone no matter where he looked. He was still looking when Chu Qingge pointed at a nearby gravestone, “Look! That gravestone!”
It was a gravestone that was made white jade, and it was engraved with countless fly-sized ancient scripts. Although the text was small, Ye Qing could tell that they looked strong, elegant, and full of intent. Whoever engraved them must be a master calligrapher.
At first, Ye Qing couldn’t spot anything amiss. But over time, he realized that the childish conversation came from the ancient scripts themselves.
“That’s the ‘Timely Clearing After Snowfall[1]’!”
“Sorry, what?” Ye Qing asked.
Chu Qingge explained, “The gravestone is engraved with a calligraphy art titled ‘Timely Clearing After Snowfall’. It was crafted by the master calligrapher, the ‘Sage of Calligraphy’ Wang Donghe, and it was heralded by countless calligraphers and artists as the best calligraphy art of all times.”
“The one engraved on the gravestone obviously isn’t the original, but it is strong, firm, elegant, and imbued with the author’s unique intent. Not only was the author as skilled as Wang Donghe, I believe that his version of ‘Timely Clearing After Snowfall’ has exceeded the original.”
“Hahaha! She praised me! You heard that, people? She praised me!”
“She’s not praising you, she’s praising us.”
“She’s not praising us, she’s praising our master.”
“That’s the same as praising us, you doofus.”
“Well, she is as beautiful as she is discerning, unlike that dumb-looking sucker standing next to her. It’s clear he’s not a very bright person.”
“Yeah, he wouldn’t be haunted otherwise. He deserves what he got.”
Ye “I Look Dumb” Qing was miffed. You could’ve praised her without slandering me!
He abruptly realized that the ancient scripts could sense the Little Shoulder Ghost’s presence after that.
“Enough! She’s coming over. Try not to scare her, okay?” The inaugural upload of this chapter took place via N0v3l.B1n.
“Yes, yes.”
“If there is someone we must scare, it would have to be the sucker next to her.”
“Yes, we’re going to scare him until he pisses his pants just like that fool from earlier.”
“Ah... that sucker dares to call us ugly? You’re the ugly one, you bastard!”
“We are cool, strong, and beautiful! You must be blind to think us ugly!”
“Ayaya, don’t stop me! I’m going to cut his dog head off with my sword!”
“Waaaaaaah! Come back if you dare, you sucker! What, you’re bold enough to call us ugly, but not bold enough to face us! Come back, and we promise to blow your top!”
As soon as the ancient scripts realized what happened, they immediately erupted into a cacophony of insults and threats. However, it looked like they were unable to leave the gravestone probably because their existence was bound to it, and their vocabulary of expletives was sorely lacking probably because they were child-minded.
“Oh ho? You can’t leave your gravestone, can you? That’s good to know.”
Almost ten meters away, Ye Qing relaxed after confirming that the ancient scripts couldn’t leave the gravestone. He was going to take off like a ghost if the ancient scripts could leave the gravestone or attack him, but for once, luck was on his side.
So, what was he going to do now? He was going to insult the ancient scripts to his heart’s content, of course. He would be a real sucker if he didn’t serve his revenge hot.
“SIgh, I’ve never seen such ugly words in my life. They’re so ugly I wonder if I was dreaming. I was this close from throwing up yesterday’s dinner.”
Ye Qing crossed his arms and said disdainfully, “Even a three-year-old’s shitty handwriting looks better than this. What a sad, sad gravestone this is.”
The ancient scripts fumed—literally, white smoke was rising from their top—with white hot anger when they heard this.
“He... He dares! Get over here, brat! 1v1 us if you dare! We promise to attack you as a group!”
“You’re the one who’s so ugly that I could throw up!”
“Yeah, yeah! In fact, we’re gonna throw up right now! Everyone, on the count of three, one, two—blaaaaargh!”
“Blaaaaaaargh!”
“Blaargh!”
“Are you words stupid? He can’t hear what we’re saying! We’re just wasting our breaths!”
“Oh right! Come, come, let’s make a word!”
“Yeah, yeah! Move it!”
The ancient scripts started shifting around the gravestone until they formed a single word, “Ugly”.
“Oh? The words are alive?” Ye Qing feigned ignorance and exclaimed with fake surprise, “Do you see that, Miss Chu? The words themselves knew that they were ugly. Otherwise, they wouldn’t have formed the word ‘Ugly’.”
“If you know you’re ugly, you shouldn’t show your face around any longer. My advice to you all is to kill yourselves and save us all the embarrassment.”
Ye Qing then sighed and started walking away. “Let us leave, Miss Chu. I can’t bear to stay here for a moment longer. I have a feeling that my eyes are going to turn blind if I stare at them any longer.”
“Ahhhhhhhh! I’m angry! I’m so angry!”
“Something is wrong with this guy’s head! The word is obviously meant for him, not us!”
“Come back, you sucker! Come back and fight us for three hundred rounds!”
“Yeah, yeah! You’re a chicken if you back down from our challenge!”
“Don’t go, you sucker! Come back! Come back!”
Ye Qing could hear their desperate, rage-filled screams even after he was far, far away from the tombstone. His lips automatically spread into a delighted, relaxed grin.
“That was a little childish, don’t you think? Those Word Sprites have a child’s mind, and I can tell they don’t harbor any real malice. Had you praised them instead, they might have taught the Sword of Timely Clearing After Snowfall,” Chu Qingge said after they were out of earshot.
“Oh, I know they’re children. They’re naughty children who need to be punished.” Ye Qing shrugged uncaringly. “Besides, I can tell that those ancient scripts have zero intentions of teaching me the sword art, so just as well.”
Did he have an actual basis to his assumption? Not at all. But sometimes, you just know that you weren’t destined for something. In that case, he would rather teach those naughty children a lesson and get his revenge.
“It’s your choice!” Chu Qingge shook her head.
“Oh right, are you still going to venture deeper into the Mountain of Demons now that you’ve obtained Wang Donghe’s inheritance, Miss Chu?” Ye Qing asked.
Chu Qingge nodded firmly. “But of course. If I was just aiming to obtain a martial art at this level, then I wouldn’t have come to the Demon’s Tomb at all.”
Ye Qing rolled his eyes. If he wasn’t sure before, now he knew they didn’t live in the same world.
1. It’s an actual calligraphy art. You guys can Google it if you want to. ?
Chapter 282: Word Sprite Ye Qing released his spirit, and as Chu Qingge said, there were chatterings coming from ahead of them. In fact, the voices sounded quite childish. It was a bunch of children seemingly arguing with each other about something. It's all your fault, Thought! It's all your fault! It's your fault he got scared and ran away! Yeah, yeah! We haven't had enough fun yet! Why are you blaming me only when Sword scared that human as well? Yeah, yeah! It wasn't just Sword either. Saber, Fist and Stick were all part of the scare as well! Ghost also turned into a ghost as well. Snow didn't just scare that human, he even spoke to him directly! Hmph! That human's just too timid. Yeah, he's a scaredy-cat. He's even more chicken than I am! Yeah, he's such a chicken. He's even more chicken than Small. I'm not chicken! My name is Small, but my courage is big! Coward is the one real chicken in our group! Who are you calling a chicken? At the very least, I'm not so chicken that I would piss my pants because I got scared! Yeah, yeah! That human is seriously chicken. He lost a shoe when he was running away! And he pissed his pants! ...... At first, it sounded like the voices were pinning the blame on each other. However, they got distracted later on and started discussing who was the biggest chicken of them all. Then, they got hanged up about the guy they scared off with their antics. Strangely, Ye Qing couldn't see anyone no matter where he looked. He was still looking when Chu Qingge pointed at a nearby gravestone, Look! That gravestone! It was a gravestone that was made white jade, and it was engraved with countless fly-sized ancient scripts. Although the text was small, Ye Qing could tell that they looked strong, elegant, and full of intent. Whoever engraved them must be a master calligrapher. At first, Ye Qing couldn't spot anything amiss. But over time, he realized that the childish conversation came from the ancient scripts themselves. That's the Timely Clearing After Snowfall1'! Sorry, what? Ye Qing asked. Chu Qingge explained, The gravestone is engraved with a calligraphy art titled Timely Clearing After Snowfall'. It was crafted by the master calligrapher, the Sage of Calligraphy' Wang Donghe, and it was heralded by countless calligraphers and artists as the best calligraphy art of all times. The one engraved on the gravestone obviously isn't the original, but it is strong, firm, elegant, and imbued with the author's unique intent. Not only was the author as skilled as Wang Donghe, I believe that his version of Timely Clearing After Snowfall' has exceeded the original. Hahaha! She praised me! You heard that, people? She praised me! She's not praising you, she's praising us. She's not praising us, she's praising our master. That's the same as praising us, you doofus. Well, she is as beautiful as she is discerning, unlike that dumb-looking sucker standing next to her. It's clear he's not a very bright person. Yeah, he wouldn't be haunted otherwise. He deserves what he got. Ye I Look Dumb Qing was miffed. You could've praised her without slandering me! He abruptly realized that the ancient scripts could sense the Little Shoulder Ghost's presence after that. Enough! She's coming over. Try not to scare her, okay? The inaugural upload of this chapter took place via N0v3l.B1n.Yes, yes. If there is someone we must scare, it would have to be the sucker next to her. Yes, we're going to scare him until he pisses his pants just like that fool from earlier. Ah... that sucker dares to call us ugly? You're the ugly one, you bastard! We are cool, strong, and beautiful! You must be blind to think us ugly! Ayaya, don't stop me! I'm going to cut his dog head off with my sword! Waaaaaaah! Come back if you dare, you sucker! What, you're bold enough to call us ugly, but not bold enough to face us! Come back, and we promise to blow your top! As soon as the ancient scripts realized what happened, they immediately erupted into a cacophony of insults and threats. However, it looked like they were unable to leave the gravestone probably because their existence was bound to it, and their vocabulary of expletives was sorely lacking probably because they were child-minded. Oh ho? You can't leave your gravestone, can you? That's good to know. Almost ten meters away, Ye Qing relaxed after confirming that the ancient scripts couldn't leave the gravestone. He was going to take off like a ghost if the ancient scripts could leave the gravestone or attack him, but for once, luck was on his side. So, what was he going to do now? He was going to insult the ancient scripts to his heart's content, of course. He would be a real sucker if he didn't serve his revenge hot. SIgh, I've never seen such ugly words in my life. They're so ugly I wonder if I was dreaming. I was this close from throwing up yesterday's dinner. Ye Qing crossed his arms and said disdainfully, Even a three-year-old's shitty handwriting looks better than this. What a sad, sad gravestone this is. The ancient scripts fumedliterally, white smoke was rising from their topwith white hot anger when they heard this. He... He dares! Get over here, brat! 1v1 us if you dare! We promise to attack you as a group! You're the one who's so ugly that I could throw up! Yeah, yeah! In fact, we're gonna throw up right now! Everyone, on the count of three, one, twoblaaaaargh! Blaaaaaaargh! Blaargh! Are you words stupid? He can't hear what we're saying! We're just wasting our breaths! Oh right! Come, come, let's make a word! Yeah, yeah! Move it! The ancient scripts started shifting around the gravestone until they formed a single word, Ugly. Oh? The words are alive? Ye Qing feigned ignorance and exclaimed with fake surprise, Do you see that, Miss Chu? The words themselves knew that they were ugly. Otherwise, they wouldn't have formed the word Ugly'. If you know you're ugly, you shouldn't show your face around any longer. My advice to you all is to kill yourselves and save us all the embarrassment. Ye Qing then sighed and started walking away. Let us leave, Miss Chu. I can't bear to stay here for a moment longer. I have a feeling that my eyes are going to turn blind if I stare at them any longer. Ahhhhhhhh! I'm angry! I'm so angry! Something is wrong with this guy's head! The word is obviously meant for him, not us! Come back, you sucker! Come back and fight us for three hundred rounds! Yeah, yeah! You're a chicken if you back down from our challenge! Don't go, you sucker! Come back! Come back! Ye Qing could hear their desperate, rage-filled screams even after he was far, far away from the tombstone. His lips automatically spread into a delighted, relaxed grin. That was a little childish, don't you think? Those Word Sprites have a child's mind, and I can tell they don't harbor any real malice. Had you praised them instead, they might have taught the Sword of Timely Clearing After Snowfall, Chu Qingge said after they were out of earshot. Oh, I know they're children. They're naughty children who need to be punished. Ye Qing shrugged uncaringly. Besides, I can tell that those ancient scripts have zero intentions of teaching me the sword art, so just as well. Did he have an actual basis to his assumption? Not at all. But sometimes, you just know that you weren't destined for something. In that case, he would rather teach those naughty children a lesson and get his revenge. It's your choice! Chu Qingge shook her head. Oh right, are you still going to venture deeper into the Mountain of Demons now that you've obtained Wang Donghe's inheritance, Miss Chu? Ye Qing asked. Chu Qingge nodded firmly. But of course. If I was just aiming to obtain a martial art at this level, then I wouldn't have come to the Demon's Tomb at all. Ye Qing rolled his eyes. If he wasn't sure before, now he knew they didn't live in the same world. 1. It's an actual calligraphy art. You guys can Google it if you want to. ?
