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The Breakup Guru - Chapter 168

Published at 21st of February 2022 06:31:52 AM


Chapter 168

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"Oh, I'll wipe it!" I repeatedly shot not accurate, anxious angry: "how do you still pull your pants, is it not before someone pulled your pants, you use these bad tricks on my body, you cast evil fire on me?"

Hernandson was very disdainful: "you've just seen a few dirty tricks, such as grabbing at pants or crotches, biting people with teeth, flying shovels, digging eyes, picking noses, pulling ears, pulling hair, pinching a little bit of waist meat, scratching people, hitting knees, sitting on hamstrings, scolding ancestors, stepping on toes, spitting and farting Have you ever met all these? "

"Hey, hey, hey ~" I Gaga bad smile: "there is that pure Brazilian man who took your first kiss and was kicked by you to break his leg bone?"

"NIMA, you dare to mention that, I killed you, the little man, ah ~ ~"

"I'll take a break"

at this moment, I suddenly felt as if I had broken through the two veins of Ren Du, galloping on the green field, constantly changing direction and running, and could not even catch up with the big but fast hernandson!

In the words of Gao Lei and Feng Yi, they said, "look, how powerful it is to change direction and run!"

I'm fine!

I'm really good.

After hernandson chased me this time, there were 36 players in the team, oh, including 37 amateurs.

I always ranked second to last in Jianyang, but after hernandson chased me, I ran hysterically to stop breathing. After this time, my quota was advanced!

The last but last result is ahead of time!

In the evening, when I measured five kilometers, I pushed hard, and there were six behind me!

"Ha ha ha ha ha ~ ~" after the collective run, I pinched my waist and said, "come here, six of you. Oh, Jianyang, go away. Five of you, Zhao Ziqi, Wang Ke, nanlidao, huangfuhan and Wang Zhaoyang, the fans can't even run even I, an amateur, can't run. I'll do more training in the evening."

"Yes, it's the boss." the five brothers laughed bitterly. Are you taking drugs today?

Maybe it was, last night, an evil fire reached the peak, but it didn't rush out. I led that pure girl to walk towards the women's scene, which was tired and uncomfortable.

On the way back to dinner, I asked curiously, "Hey, who is the first runner this time, Zhang Chong, Sui Feng, Costa, or hernandson?"

Gao Lei's face changed: "Er ~ it's Yang Buer."

"Who?" Is there something wrong with my ear: "the one that's shorter than me?"

Gao Lei looked at the report card: "yes, five kilometers, 14 minutes and 55 seconds, and he trained and ran all day."

"Oh, I'll do it!" I wiped my head and was sweating: "is that guy an animal? How about people? Come here."

Yang Buer, this boy looks like a fan, dull, ball coax, does not conform to the universe team's aesthetic standards.

By the way, I feel this guy is more than Xu Sanduo. At present, I can only describe him in this way.

This kid's body, super strong with a ball of iron pimple like.

"You boy, center?" It's hard to understand that I look pale.

Yang Buer quickly nodded: "center."

"Oh ~" I smacked my mouth and said, "you can run so well. During the day, I can see that your boy has a good sense of the ball. With the ball, it seems that you can stick to your feet, and you can pass. Have you ever wanted to change other positions, the front court, the back waist, maybe you can kick it out

Yang Buer was silent for a moment, silent, like a Muggle.

Feng Yi was in a hurry: "boy, the leader is talking to you."

Yang Buer looked around at the strange eyes of the crowd, and then looked at me, suddenly came such a sentence: "you that, is shooting, practice is not right."

"What what ~ what ~ what, shoot... Ha ha ha ha ~ ~" the coach of all players laughed wildly!

What did he say? I'm not good at shooting. You know, I'm a Barca shooter. The world's first center, hernandson, passed on to me. Who are you? Are you qualified to judge?

It's really ridiculous. It's ridiculous. It's ridiculous!

This Muggle, it seems that the brain is a bit silly, no wonder Zhuo Ying threw him out as garbage.

I shook my head, walked to the building, ate to the bird ~

"you just practice wrong." Suddenly, Yang Buer said obstinately in the back.

Feng Yi was completely in a hurry: "what do you mean, shut up, walk, walk, go to dinner ~"

"wait a minute." I turned around and said, "you all go to dinner. Yang Buer, come with me. I'd like to see what you say is right."

So they went to dinner and we came to the training ground.

In front of the goal, I pointed to the football: "come to center master, teach me how to practice correctly."

Yang Buer then said: "you that is, shooting is very accurate, but you fight against the wrong way, hernandson taught you is to bully the small with the big, and you should practice with the static brake, after the first, this is a kind of silence in the textbook.""Ah, I gather together ~ ha ha ~" I am happy to say: "your boy is very professional, continue to speak."

Yang Buer said: "my team leader once said to me that a quiet person has a wonderful heart. He who is detached from his thoughts and can't hold his breath is most likely to fail in front of a calm person, because his impatience has occupied his mind."

I thought about it for a moment, and it seemed that I had some reason: "there is theory, but what about practice?"

Yang Buer stepped on the ball and ran nimbly: "first of all, let yourself calm down, understand the opponent, have all kinds of ideas of passing the other side, brand the mind, face him in silence, and gain the upper hand from the heart. If the opponent moves first, he will be defeated. At the moment of passing, the other side will make a negative move. However, our short people should counterattack the opponent in the way of Taiji operation Method I feel that you will, and much better than me, but you were taught by the big man, blindly hit shot, this is wrong

Tai Chi circle?

Is it what hernandson said that the Roman soldiers in his heart turned round to kill the shield?

Eh, it seems to be reasonable.

Hernandson's way is to resist everything with his strong body and then shoot.

However, throughout the true meaning of Barca shooting, it seems that there are contradictions.

The theory of the combination of the two kinds of human ball and shooting over the top seems to be among the changes.

Yeah!

Shooting belongs to attack, confrontation and defense. It seems that one attack and one defense, one ice and one fire are incompatible, but the real top priority is to combine attack and defense into one!

If hernandson understands the essence of thoroughness, then his Barca shot can be upgraded to the tenth!

I pulled the boy's neck, and his face turned gloomy and terrible: "who knows about this theory?"

Yang Buer stupidly: "I don't know, my captain only taught me silence technique, as for the short man confrontation method, I think of it myself."

"Who else have you told me besides me?" I asked in a hurry.

Yang Buer shook his head and said, "I want to tell them, but no one will listen to me. You are the first one."

"Well ~" I looked around and said, "you boy, remember, this is our Chinese culture. Don't even talk about our players, let alone our foreigners. Do you understand?"

Yang Buer immediately retorted: "but this is experience, everyone help me, I have to help you."

"I'll ask you to help me. I'll ask you to help me!" I hit him twice and said, "what do you know? How many players here are bent on making money and give our knowledge of China to foreign masters like selling cabbages. I tell you, we only pass on this knowledge to the most loyal cosmic fighters."

Yang Buer is very aggrieved: "loyal space fighter, not sold by you."

"You are stupid I hummed: "you know Ling Tianya, he went to basaro to learn to play football. We want to learn Barca shooting. It's 4 million euro per person. Real Madrid shooting is not cheap. People collect money. Why can't we sell the players who can't play in our team for nothing? You're a dead brain, not a great weapon."

"Four million euros!" Yang Buer was completely stunned.

I nodded and said, "do you know, I'm studying a unique shooting technique belonging to our country. If it's Barcelona shooting and Real Madrid shooting, after we learn it, players can't play, and they'll get 4 million euro. FIFA knows very well. However, if one day I create a shot of our own and implement the theory, it can be implemented in our country. ”

Yang Buer looked at me: "do you want to promote it in the universe club and only pass it on to the most loyal cosmic fighters?"

"So what?" I hummed: "why, you boy want to fight with me, don't you listen to the boss?"

"No Yang Buer stupefied: "obey orders, obey orders."

"Ha ha ha ~" I said happily, "you boy is only 20 years old and has a bright future. After two years of practice, my brother will promote you to the second team. Do you know the second team? It's a salary of 500000 and 1000000 a year."

Yang Buer is very unconvinced: "I am not worse than them, that is, they are not handsome, no them tall."

I said with a cold laugh, "what do you know, the boss is here to tell you that if you play well, you will have a chance to play this year."

"Really." Yang Buer stares big eyes to ask: "you mean, I can also play?"

I measure the smile way: "do you want to enter your old boss South City Zhuo Ying a few balls?"

"Yes Yang Buer this sullen gourd, suddenly burst out of the momentum of chongtianyang: "I want to let them see that I have strength!"

"Good ~" I nodded: "let you play against Zhuo Ying, as a reward, you teach me knowledge, recently you practice hard, practice center."

"It must be, I am the center!" Yang Buer vowed that he was familiar with Zhuo Ying and had this confidence!

And I will firmly believe in him after knowing what knowledge.Because that knowledge is really valuable.

Perhaps at this time, Yang Buer did not realize that the knowledge is incomparable, every word is comparable to gold and gems.

"By the way," Yang Buer suddenly said, "boss, have you seen Su Youpeng's version of the Dragon killing by relying on heaven?"

"yes, great Joyoung, great shift of the universe." I haha, and I was a fan of Jin Yong's martial arts when I was little.

Yang, with a little bit of head, said, "there is a sentence on the side of the Joyoung. He is strong and strong. He is strong by him, and the wind blows on the hills. He is crossing the river by himself, and the moon is shining on the big river. He comes from his own evil, and I am self satisfied. My personal understanding is that the strength and weakness of others is not much related to himself. It's good to win yourself. At the same time, this sentence involves practice, that is, waist strength. "

"Waist Brawn, Er ~ to be specific, how to do it?" I asked curiously.

Yang Buer explained: "Brawn refers to the white and blue film outside the human kidney, which is called" Brawn ". The thicker and greener the membrane is, the greater the waist strength is. Generally speaking, people refer to waist strength. Only when the waist is strong, can attack and defense be integrated, and Yin and yang can withstand the pressure of big players and be calm and horizontal Anti, so that the opponent's waist power interruption, so as to attack and defense conversion, get shooting opportunities

I nodded and said, "it's reasonable. My waist is weak. I can't play football. The whole team doesn't have strength. I can't play women."

"Evil ~" Yang Buer collapsed: "boss, I'm talking about the method of resistance."

"You attack, I defend you." We both started to practice.




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