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The Breakup Guru - Chapter 355

Published at 21st of February 2022 06:25:37 AM


Chapter 355

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The Bundesliga League came out after a thousand calls.

When I played for Bayern in the first match against Hertha Berlin, the audience was filled with people after I joined Mueller with two forwards.

After the expansion here, it is said that there are about 75000 people in the audience. Every time they are full, the crowd will magically make a Bayern icon, which is very grand and shocking.

Before the opening, I was in a daze when I was doing preparation with my teammates.

Looking at the audience at a close distance, those big German fans were greeting me warmly, while I was looking at what they were holding.

Hamburgers, hot dogs, bread, pizza, drinks, coffee, beer... Mainly beer!

A lot of people have a big jar of beer in their hands. Er ~ the guy is holding a small wooden barrel. Of course, everyone has a Bayern bib for waving flags and shouting.

It is said that in Germany, beer and football are their favorite sports, which are inseparable from life.

"Come on, brother." in addition to Hello, Muller learned a Chinese sentence.

"Come on ~" I said hello with a smile to each of my teammates, shook hands and removed the ion translator. I didn't understand what they said, but the theory of football is the same.

Hoo ~ ~ ~

at the beginning of the match, the opponent started the match with ferocity. The speed and rhythm of our country are much worse than others.

However, in the process of perforation guidance, we gradually have the upper hand, the team's individual and overall have a very obvious advantage.

In 10 minutes, when the other side was down in the penalty area, I saw Mueller rush up to chase the left guard. The other side's guard returned to the goalkeeper. As a double forward, I immediately rushed to the goalkeeper.

Er... NIMA!

When the goalkeeper received the ball, he saw me coming. He, he, he kicked the ball with a big foot, and kicked the ball to his own door - own ball?

You can go here, mom!

"Whoa ha ha ha ha ~ ~" my teammates came up to cheer with me?

No, I really didn't do anything, woo ~

No, I have to do something to show myself. This is my first game. I have to do well and conquer the fans here.

16 minutes, after receiving the ball in front of the penalty area, I didn't pass a reasonable pass, but a wonderful rhythm change, shaking people, the other side's guard was swayed by me.

Eh, no one's looking at me now, it's easy ~

- bang

at the same time I'm passing by, I hit the goal with a sharp and poisonous foot, and the goal is scored - 2:0!

"Ha ha ha ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

After this goal, the attack of the whole team came back.

I just stand in the penalty area, catch, shoot, catch, cross, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot... Kill you!

At the end of the first half, I scored five of the six goals, one of which was their own own own.

Crazy, crazy!

At half-time, the national translator whispered to me: "leader, maybe you should give Muller an assist. He hasn't scored yet."

"Well, it's so enjoyable that I forget it." I just remember.

In the second half, I set up Muller twice and Ribery at one time. Almost all of them were nanny assists. Finally, I found a leak and scored a make-up shot.

It's all over at 10:2!

I'll go. This score is really cruel!

It's not that I don't want to show mercy to the other side, but I can't help it. My teammates have created too many opportunities. I can feel that the four defenders and four midfielders in the back are attacking like crazy waves, attacking like a tide and constantly destroying the weak!

The eight team-mates at the back, indomitable, tried to kill each other's ferocity. All of them were crazy, and then they delivered shells to the forbidden area.

Some opportunities have been created for me. If I can't kick in, I'm a disgrace, so I can only kick and kick.

In fact, the two assists given to Mueller are both assists but not assists. However, with his magical running position, it really helped me share a lot of obstacles.

Interview after the game.

There are many reporters, asking: "tianshenyu, would you like to have 6 goals and 3 assists in a game, and use your eyes to score one goal in the beginning deadlock, and 10 goals for one person? Do you have any ideas about this?"

I shook my head humbly and said, "one man has 10 balls, which is totally incorrect. My team-mates have really helped me. They have created a system that shocked me. In this system, I don't have to participate in defense, or even how to snatch. There are the world's first goalkeepers behind me, plus eight crazy, endless delivery shells, and Muller's in front Magic run, I just need to stand in the forbidden area and kick the ball into the goal. I think my whole field running may be less than 5000 meters. It's amazingThe reporter asked with a smile: "in the first ball, your eyes were sharp and you were full of spirit. The goalkeeper of the other side was scared and lost his horse, which led to the own goal. It seems that you were also shocked at the same time, right?"

I said with a wry smile: "maybe the goalkeeper of the other side is too nervous. I understand that the home of Hertha Berlin is very terrible. I believe that in their home court, they will play a very good result. Of course, this is the home of Munich, the gas field of 75000 fans in Munich, and the sharp eyes of 75000 Munich fans. This is the opening goal A fantastic home

Reporter curiously asked: "God feather, before the kick-off, you seem to be very curious about the fans in Munich, what are you paying attention to?"

I laughed: "they drink delicious beer, hamburger, hot dog, bread, pizza, and German pig's hoof that I still remember. When I retire from service in a few years, I will eat and drink like them and become a fat man."

"Ha ha ha ha ~ ~"

the atmosphere of winning big scores on the spot is still very good. What makes me feel strange is that there are female referees here!

Ha ~ a new place, there are so many interesting things.

At this time, Liu Song, a moral translator, said excitedly: "leader, your teammate brother scar said in front of the media that there is finally a center worthy of Bayern Munich, which offends many teammates and praises you!"

"Cruel person cruel character, this also too straight!" I smile bitterly at the same time, feel my world has changed.

Back to club life, training.

I didn't adapt to Su morli's little troublemaker around me for days, but I just had time to start training thoroughly, and then I was killed by somersault.

To be exact, I didn't take any preventive measures because I wanted to practice this move. In a month or two, Su morli's little fool got a dull hit...

when I had time, I got up early every morning, and then when I had the most physical strength, I would do somersault and shoot the door with an inverted hook.

When training this move, I was in the club's sealed small court, each club has such a place to practice skills and tactics, I got a piece.

After leaving hernandson, the only person in the world who knows this is myself.

I can only one person, lonely forward.

At the moment, I am double-sided. On the one hand, I am crazy with the space team and Bayern Munich team-mates. On the other hand, I practice silence and quietly practice a unique move.

What I didn't expect was that when I practiced this move, I also practiced many strange shooting skills.

It's, to be exact, shooting from levian Muller.

Levian's one foot, Muller's quick frequency.

Both of them are very magical. Levan is a legendary shooter. He can have a great threat when he hits the ball with one foot. Of course, he also handles stopping, getting rid of and shooting the ball to the extreme, but he is short of some passing ability, so he has to play quickly. There are a lot of things I can learn from him.

And Mueller, he is so amazing, although his dribbling, speed, power and other attributes are not very high, but he has a special magical power?

That is to get the ball, stop the ball steadily, and then use the fastest way, the most calm shot, get the score, when he is there, the overall strength is improved a lot.

And his magical running position can always help me out of the open space. If everyone defends me, then pass the ball to Mueller, and he will be able to score to a great extent. We both work together very well.

Over speed, comand, Douglas, scar, goribery, their individual combat capabilities are too strong.

There are also left back allaba, black left back. He has won many titles with Bayern at a young age. His personal ability is so strong that Yang Yang raced with him every day. The two left guards, you and I, can see who passes more accurately and who can shoot more accurately.

Zhao Yun and Ling LAN both learned a lot from Boateng and humels, and were shocked by Bayern's terror, and were promoted rapidly.

The progress of the first team is unparalleled, while Watson and Xiao Fan learn from Muller and levian, and they also learn quickly.

Suarez, the head coach here is trying to keep him, which of course is impossible. That's my man.

Of course, I didn't say that morke can't do it, and he didn't want it either.

Start mode.

Under the crazy support of the whole team, I was 5 goals and 2 assists and won the big score.

In the third game, when I was playing Leverkusen, the other side's guard, toprak, fouled me maliciously and trampled on me, which made me fall on the ground for a long time!

Brother angry, the consequences are very serious!

The broadcast of the Bundesliga stadium clearly captured my cold eyes as sharp as a knife.

God of war blood from that moment, boiling burning, know that moment of me, is how terrible?

Catch the ball, return with the ball, ignore topaz, direct side with the ball, the other side a horizontal grab, feel a wall hit up - bang!I was a small man, reasonable collision, directly knocked down the big topak, and then faced the goalkeeper, brutally and vigorously volleyed. The goalkeeper did not have the slightest judgment. He stood trembling twice and fell to the ground with one buttock. This ball could not be saved at all.

Again.

After being humiliated, he just wanted to drag me and found that the ball had already entered. It was so fast!

Again, again!

Messi's pendulum swings to him and shoots.

In the end, I knocked over his teammate, put a crotch on topak three times in a row, and the guy was so angry that he shoved me down again!

Call ~ ~ ~

the referee whistled, two yellow to one red, sent off.

I get up alive and kicking, look at him with high morale in his eyes, I win, you go.

Then, with this opportunity, at the front of the penalty area, I scored again with a free kick with a wonderful lift ball.

Fighting?

If your mother is forced, you don't want to ask. Mr. FIFA golden ball award, the world's fourth consecutive champion, is never afraid of fighting with others. I am more and more fierce. How many guards and back backs in La Liga have made me fight to death and become a pillar.

At the time of the European Championship, the black face of bogba, who was worth 100 million euro in Serie A, was beaten into a pig face by me.

Iron and blood Atletico's two centre backs were all injured in the first World War and were carried down on stretchers.

Barcelona's pique has been messy by me in the wind.

What are you?

Force me, the third German Bundesliga Bayer Leverkusen, just let me fight 9 goals, the score was 11:1, crazy blood wash!

That world cup nine ball God, this game only 9 goals 1 assists!

After the match, the Bundesliga media all kinds of exclamations!

God, the body size is completely out of proportion of the collision, God feather is so fierce, a collision can knock down a group of tall and strong big men!

How did he do it?

At this time, GEZE suddenly stood up and helped me out in front of the media. What kind of ghost...




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