Chapter 206: The Hunting Club
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Chapter 206: The Hunting Club
Billy sipped from his flagon of beer as he sat across from Bob in the tavern. By agreement, Lord Alwyn and Baron William were rarely, if ever, in each other's company. It made things much simpler. No one carred about what Billy and Bob did. Alwyn's Fae Glamour made him fade into the background, and Billy was working on a small ability he had bought with CSP called I just work here. The Hound had noticed that quite a few of the workers in town could easily see through the Baron's skill, and even noticed Lord Alwyn. That seemed appropriate to the Hound. Like Bill and Bob, there was a lot more to these workers than showed on the surface. All of them seemed to like dogs. Lord Hound was pleased with that, accepted their head pats and ear scritches, and kept their secrets to himself
Twitterberry had briefed Billy on the rules a fae lord had to follow. He could talk to Bob about just about anything, and it was just Billy and Bob, two drinking buddies who didn't matter at all in the scheme of things. But anything that the Baron of Gadobhra said to the Summer Lord was binding, and after meeting Billy, Twitterberry had suggested they always talk things out this way first, and then barely speak to each other officially. How ACME employees, especially managers, talked to people had a large chance of sparking wars with the Fae. After the near disaster at the unicorn meadow, each side had taken lessons in dealing with each other.Embark on an odyssey to the core at Nøv€lß¡n#★
Today Bob was explaining to Billy an enterprise that would be beneficial to both sides.
"A hunting club? Are we talking about people in formal jackets and funny hats, riding around on pure-bred horses, with dogs chasing little animals through a forest and pretending it's fun?"
"Exactly that! You have taken part in them?" Bob had been worried that explaining hunting to one who was not born to the nobility would be difficult. Billy seemed to know exactly what he was talking about.
Billy remembered one of the few classes on 'Team Building' that he had not skipped out on. They'd done all sorts of stupid things in a virtual world: Hunted foxes, played water polo with seahorses, climbed a giant tree and fell off one by one, toasted wieners around an open fire and then fenced with the sharpened sticks. (Layla had won that event, putting a stick into Vern's eye and killing him. Everyone else gave up.) Billy eventually decided that the theory was if a dozen people did all the stupid stuff together, they bonded in a pact to never again talk about it. What happens in Team Building stays in Team Building.
Bob went on to talk about some of his favorite hunts, describing hundreds of Fae Lords and Ladies dressed in silks and leathers bestride unicorns and horses, while a thousand retainers put up a tent city and prepared feasts for the coming days. Each day a large beast would be hunted to its death, and then cooked and eaten. Less than 10% of the time was spent hunting, and 90% of the event was an expensive party.
"And you want to hold an event like that here? In the Beast Woods? I really like the idea of people paying me to kill things, but we've been hunting pretty hard in the Beast Woods. It needs a good month or long to respawn a lot of the beasts."
Bob shook his head. "No, not the woods, to mundane, we would hunt in the Menagerie, of course. So much more danger! Never knowing what to expect from the hunt and always facing a surprising beast. The first expedition was amazing!"
Alwyn looked at Twitterberry. "A bag of gold? That's what I paid for at the last hunt I attended."
The hound barked several times, which sounded strangely like laughter. Twitterberry had been drinking pretty hard that night, and laughed as well. "Well, Bob. You have to remember that you paid the price to "attend", which didn't include the right to even bag a squirrel, and mostly spent the day running around on a horse with a big cow bell, trying to scare the game towards the paying hunters. The Big Boys paid ten times that much to take down a creature of note."
"Now, as The Bar....as Billy points out, this isn't a Fae Realm, and it's an unknown. That will make for some excitement and we'll get people fighting to get in the door. But if you make it too cheap, they'll decide it's not worth it. I'd go higher, charge them ten bags of gold each for the right to hunt for a day, and make them declare that no one will hold the hosts responsible for any deaths, injuries, or losses. That's standard, no one wants a decades long feud because a pony tripped in a gopher hole and some idiot broke his neck. Tell them it's Pay to Play and At Their Own Risk. There's a ton of prestige in being first into a situation like this, so charge through the nose."
Bob nodded. "Your logic is sound, and the Hound's observations are welcome as usual." He turned to Billy. "Expect an offer from Lord Alwyn, the Lord of Summer, to bring half a dozen friends to hunt in your dungeon for a day. Each hunter shall bring no more than two horses and six attendants. Small game may be taken as they will, but each is limited to but one trophy creature. For your kind allowance, we will trade to you the amount of ten bags of gold for each guest hunter. I myself will pay for a beer at this tavern to be given to his excellency as my own fee."
"And how much is a bag of gold? I'd like that variable pinned down." Billy almost choked on his beer as Alwyn replied. "Oh, that is a standard term. Said bags may be any size, but must contain at least 1000 gold coins."
Billy wiped up some spilled beer. "So, the Baron gets 60k in gold for a day’s hunting of the dungeon and taking out 6 of the bosses. Future hunts won't be anything close to that, but I'm fine with the deal. Have your people send it over. But I have to ask, what's in it for Lord Alwyn? Sure, he gets to go hunt, but where does he get his cut."
Bob and Twitterberry got very serious. Bob spoke low, but his voice was serious, and his eyes hard. "He will matter. He will be someone to know. He will not be forgotten when invitations for parties go out. Gold is but one form of wealth, and in the Underhill of the Fae, a lesser one."
Billy understood better now. This was about prestige and clout. Important things, even if he himself preferred gold.
Bob and Billy shook hands, which of course meant nothing at all, as neither was really an important person.
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Chapter 206: The Hunting Club
Billy sipped from his flagon of beer as he sat across from Bob in the tavern. By agreement, Lord Alwyn and Baron William were rarely, if ever, in each other's company. It made things much simpler. No one carred about what Billy and Bob did. Alwyn's Fae Glamour made him fade into the background, and Billy was working on a small ability he had bought with CSP called I just work here. The Hound had noticed that quite a few of the workers in town could easily see through the Baron's skill, and even noticed Lord Alwyn. That seemed appropriate to the Hound. Like Bill and Bob, there was a lot more to these workers than showed on the surface. All of them seemed to like dogs. Lord Hound was pleased with that, accepted their head pats and ear scritches, and kept their secrets to himself
Twitterberry had briefed Billy on the rules a fae lord had to follow. He could talk to Bob about just about anything, and it was just Billy and Bob, two drinking buddies who didn't matter at all in the scheme of things. But anything that the Baron of Gadobhra said to the Summer Lord was binding, and after meeting Billy, Twitterberry had suggested they always talk things out this way first, and then barely speak to each other officially. How ACME employees, especially managers, talked to people had a large chance of sparking wars with the Fae. After the near disaster at the unicorn meadow, each side had taken lessons in dealing with each other.Embark on an odyssey to the core at Nøv€lß¡n#★
Today Bob was explaining to Billy an enterprise that would be beneficial to both sides.
"A hunting club? Are we talking about people in formal jackets and funny hats, riding around on pure-bred horses, with dogs chasing little animals through a forest and pretending it's fun?"
"Exactly that! You have taken part in them?" Bob had been worried that explaining hunting to one who was not born to the nobility would be difficult. Billy seemed to know exactly what he was talking about.
Billy remembered one of the few classes on 'Team Building' that he had not skipped out on. They'd done all sorts of stupid things in a virtual world: Hunted foxes, played water polo with seahorses, climbed a giant tree and fell off one by one, toasted wieners around an open fire and then fenced with the sharpened sticks. (Layla had won that event, putting a stick into Vern's eye and killing him. Everyone else gave up.) Billy eventually decided that the theory was if a dozen people did all the stupid stuff together, they bonded in a pact to never again talk about it. What happens in Team Building stays in Team Building.
Bob went on to talk about some of his favorite hunts, describing hundreds of Fae Lords and Ladies dressed in silks and leathers bestride unicorns and horses, while a thousand retainers put up a tent city and prepared feasts for the coming days. Each day a large beast would be hunted to its death, and then cooked and eaten. Less than 10% of the time was spent hunting, and 90% of the event was an expensive party.
"And you want to hold an event like that here? In the Beast Woods? I really like the idea of people paying me to kill things, but we've been hunting pretty hard in the Beast Woods. It needs a good month or long to respawn a lot of the beasts."
Bob shook his head. "No, not the woods, to mundane, we would hunt in the Menagerie, of course. So much more danger! Never knowing what to expect from the hunt and always facing a surprising beast. The first expedition was amazing!"
Alwyn looked at Twitterberry. "A bag of gold? That's what I paid for at the last hunt I attended."
The hound barked several times, which sounded strangely like laughter. Twitterberry had been drinking pretty hard that night, and laughed as well. "Well, Bob. You have to remember that you paid the price to "attend", which didn't include the right to even bag a squirrel, and mostly spent the day running around on a horse with a big cow bell, trying to scare the game towards the paying hunters. The Big Boys paid ten times that much to take down a creature of note."
"Now, as The Bar....as Billy points out, this isn't a Fae Realm, and it's an unknown. That will make for some excitement and we'll get people fighting to get in the door. But if you make it too cheap, they'll decide it's not worth it. I'd go higher, charge them ten bags of gold each for the right to hunt for a day, and make them declare that no one will hold the hosts responsible for any deaths, injuries, or losses. That's standard, no one wants a decades long feud because a pony tripped in a gopher hole and some idiot broke his neck. Tell them it's Pay to Play and At Their Own Risk. There's a ton of prestige in being first into a situation like this, so charge through the nose."
Bob nodded. "Your logic is sound, and the Hound's observations are welcome as usual." He turned to Billy. "Expect an offer from Lord Alwyn, the Lord of Summer, to bring half a dozen friends to hunt in your dungeon for a day. Each hunter shall bring no more than two horses and six attendants. Small game may be taken as they will, but each is limited to but one trophy creature. For your kind allowance, we will trade to you the amount of ten bags of gold for each guest hunter. I myself will pay for a beer at this tavern to be given to his excellency as my own fee."
"And how much is a bag of gold? I'd like that variable pinned down." Billy almost choked on his beer as Alwyn replied. "Oh, that is a standard term. Said bags may be any size, but must contain at least 1000 gold coins."
Billy wiped up some spilled beer. "So, the Baron gets 60k in gold for a day’s hunting of the dungeon and taking out 6 of the bosses. Future hunts won't be anything close to that, but I'm fine with the deal. Have your people send it over. But I have to ask, what's in it for Lord Alwyn? Sure, he gets to go hunt, but where does he get his cut."
Bob and Twitterberry got very serious. Bob spoke low, but his voice was serious, and his eyes hard. "He will matter. He will be someone to know. He will not be forgotten when invitations for parties go out. Gold is but one form of wealth, and in the Underhill of the Fae, a lesser one."
Billy understood better now. This was about prestige and clout. Important things, even if he himself preferred gold.
Bob and Billy shook hands, which of course meant nothing at all, as neither was really an important person.
Chapter 206: The Hunting ClubBilly sipped from his flagon of beer as he sat across from Bob in the tavern. By agreement, Lord Alwyn and Baron William were rarely, if ever, in each other's company. It made things much simpler. No one carred about what Billy and Bob did. Alwyn's Fae Glamour made him fade into the background, and Billy was working on a small ability he had bought with CSP called I just work here. The Hound had noticed that quite a few of the workers in town could easily see through the Baron's skill, and even noticed Lord Alwyn. That seemed appropriate to the Hound. Like Bill and Bob, there was a lot more to these workers than showed on the surface. All of them seemed to like dogs. Lord Hound was pleased with that, accepted their head pats and ear scritches, and kept their secrets to himselfTwitterberry had briefed Billy on the rules a fae lord had to follow. He could talk to Bob about just about anything, and it was just Billy and Bob, two drinking buddies who didn't matter at all in the scheme of things. But anything that the Baron of Gadobhra said to the Summer Lord was binding, and after meeting Billy, Twitterberry had suggested they always talk things out this way first, and then barely speak to each other officially. How ACME employees, especially managers, talked to people had a large chance of sparking wars with the Fae. After the near disaster at the unicorn meadow, each side had taken lessons in dealing with each other.Embark on an odyssey to the core at Nvln#Today Bob was explaining to Billy an enterprise that would be beneficial to both sides. "A hunting club? Are we talking about people in formal jackets and funny hats, riding around on pure-bred horses, with dogs chasing little animals through a forest and pretending it's fun?""Exactly that! You have taken part in them?" Bob had been worried that explaining hunting to one who was not born to the nobility would be difficult. Billy seemed to know exactly what he was talking about. Billy remembered one of the few classes on 'Team Building' that he had not skipped out on. They'd done all sorts of stupid things in a virtual world: Hunted foxes, played water polo with seahorses, climbed a giant tree and fell off one by one, toasted wieners around an open fire and then fenced with the sharpened sticks. Layla had won that event, putting a stick into Vern's eye and killing him. Everyone else gave up. Billy eventually decided that the theory was if a dozen people did all the stupid stuff together, they bonded in a pact to never again talk about it. What happens in Team Building stays in Team Building.Bob went on to talk about some of his favorite hunts, describing hundreds of Fae Lords and Ladies dressed in silks and leathers bestride unicorns and horses, while a thousand retainers put up a tent city and prepared feasts for the coming days. Each day a large beast would be hunted to its death, and then cooked and eaten. Less than 10% of the time was spent hunting, and 90% of the event was an expensive party."And you want to hold an event like that here? In the Beast Woods? I really like the idea of people paying me to kill things, but we've been hunting pretty hard in the Beast Woods. It needs a good month or long to respawn a lot of the beasts."Bob shook his head. "No, not the woods, to mundane, we would hunt in the Menagerie, of course. So much more danger! Never knowing what to expect from the hunt and always facing a surprising beast. The first expedition was amazing!"Alwyn looked at Twitterberry. "A bag of gold? That's what I paid for at the last hunt I attended."The hound barked several times, which sounded strangely like laughter. Twitterberry had been drinking pretty hard that night, and laughed as well. "Well, Bob. You have to remember that you paid the price to "attend", which didn't include the right to even bag a squirrel, and mostly spent the day running around on a horse with a big cow bell, trying to scare the game towards the paying hunters. The Big Boys paid ten times that much to take down a creature of note." "Now, as The Bar....as Billy points out, this isn't a Fae Realm, and it's an unknown. That will make for some excitement and we'll get people fighting to get in the door. But if you make it too cheap, they'll decide it's not worth it. I'd go higher, charge them ten bags of gold each for the right to hunt for a day, and make them declare that no one will hold the hosts responsible for any deaths, injuries, or losses. That's standard, no one wants a decades long feud because a pony tripped in a gopher hole and some idiot broke his neck. Tell them it's Pay to Play and At Their Own Risk. There's a ton of prestige in being first into a situation like this, so charge through the nose."Bob nodded. "Your logic is sound, and the Hound's observations are welcome as usual." He turned to Billy. "Expect an offer from Lord Alwyn, the Lord of Summer, to bring half a dozen friends to hunt in your dungeon for a day. Each hunter shall bring no more than two horses and six attendants. Small game may be taken as they will, but each is limited to but one trophy creature. For your kind allowance, we will trade to you the amount of ten bags of gold for each guest hunter. I myself will pay for a beer at this tavern to be given to his excellency as my own fee.""And how much is a bag of gold? I'd like that variable pinned down." Billy almost choked on his beer as Alwyn replied. "Oh, that is a standard term. Said bags may be any size, but must contain at least 1000 gold coins."Billy wiped up some spilled beer. "So, the Baron gets 60k in gold for a day's hunting of the dungeon and taking out 6 of the bosses. Future hunts won't be anything close to that, but I'm fine with the deal. Have your people send it over. But I have to ask, what's in it for Lord Alwyn? Sure, he gets to go hunt, but where does he get his cut." Bob and Twitterberry got very serious. Bob spoke low, but his voice was serious, and his eyes hard. "He will matter. He will be someone to know. He will not be forgotten when invitations for parties go out. Gold is but one form of wealth, and in the Underhill of the Fae, a lesser one."Billy understood better now. This was about prestige and clout. Important things, even if he himself preferred gold.Bob and Billy shook hands, which of course meant nothing at all, as neither was really an important person.
