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With that, the guy looked at Lin Xuemei.
Lin Xuemei is anxious and shy now. What's urgent is that it's hard to put an end to it tonight. She's so ashamed that these guys even talk about the dirty wine table jokes that she always dislike.
Br > even if you don't want to drink more than a hundred, you can't believe that I'm willing to drink more than a hundred, Other people did not dare to express their opinions openly. Looking around the crowd, Lin Xuemei took a drink from the glass in front of her. The next one was Mr. Liu. With his brain, he couldn't guess. He had to kill the wine in the cup. Shen Jian didn't guess either. Qin Feng and the driver were spared, and their turn came to the other's two section chiefs.
The first one cleared his throat: "I just said three riddles. I guess the first two are good, and the remaining one is given to the chief of section X. the first one, I guess, is super large, strong and soft, and the second one is delicious."
A few people have a guess, this brother said really reasonable, free a glass of wine, the rest is also easy to say the answer.
When Lin Xuemei looked at this posture, she was obviously prepared. If she went on like this, she would surely be the first to lose the battle. Drinking too much is a small matter, and losing face is a big thing. Although she is inviting others, she can't be forced to take advantage of others. I'm not going to let anyone cut the fish.
After a circle, the deputy was just about to talk. Lin Xuemei took the lead: "since everyone is so elegant tonight, I suggest that we start with me and tell a joke. If everyone else laughs, the speaker will not drink and the rest will drink half a glass of wine. If there is one who doesn't laugh, the speaker will be fined a whole glass of wine. How about this? "
"Good, good" Mr. Liu, Shen Jian and Qin Feng are both in favor of their own leadership. Who do you support?
The Deputy pondered for a moment and thought that this was also a great opportunity. Originally, he was still thinking about how to take advantage of Lin Xuemei in terms of language. Unexpectedly, he took the initiative to deliver it to the door. Now he also said hello. He had no objection, and the two section chiefs did not dare to have any objection. Now they reached a consensus.
This time, the famous person still said the first "say a teacher in the countryside literacy, let a peasant woman recognize the word" quilt ", the peasant woman can not remember, the teacher prompted: what is on you when you sleep? The farmer's wife said it was her husband. The teacher can't laugh or cry: when her husband is away? Farmer's wife: it's the village head! "
The other party's words just finished, the two section chief first laughed.
Grass, is that funny? Qin Feng murmured in a low voice, but seeing that Lin Xuemei and director Liu Shen also laughed, he could only laugh two times against his heart. After a circle like this, Qin Feng found a problem. When people on his side said a piece, people there would not laugh. But when the other side said a paragraph, because of the face and the other party's identity, his side basically laughed, so three After four times, the people on the side of the branch office are a little shaky.
Grass mud horse is really not a thing. Isn't it playing with people? If we go on like this, the people on our side have to report the menu in public. No, we have to find a way.
Pretending to go to the toilet, Qin Feng slipped out of the private room and found the waiter standing outside. He pulled her so and so to explain a few words, and then put 50 yuan in the hands of the waiter.
"Now?" With 50 yuan, the waiter was very enthusiastic.
"Do it right away." Qin Feng knows that he can't wait any longer. If he continues to wait, all the people on his side will not be able to do it. Most importantly, he will have to find a villain. He can't do anything to offend others. He can't do anything to offend others. He can't do it himself.
Make up your mind, when you come back to the box again, let the people over there say anything. Qin Feng just doesn't laugh. Although some of his jokes are ridiculous, he doesn't laugh even if he has a broken stomach.
Lin Xuemei winked at him. Liu Zong, who was sitting with the vice president, stretched out his hand to pull him. Shen Jian directly said, "Qin Feng, how good you are, why don't you laugh?"
"Director Shen, I'm really sorry. I've heard all these jokes before, but I can't laugh out of it." Qin Feng pretended to be embarrassed and said, "otherwise, I'll drink the wine for him, OK?"
Drinking or not drinking is a small matter. Losing face is a big thing. How can the other party let Qin Feng take the place of wine? Even if it's generation, there are some people he brought there!
"That I accompany" know also can't too offend each other, Qin Feng took up the wine glass to drink a bottom to the sky, with the attendant made a wink. The waiter understood and immediately took the bottle and poured it to Qin Feng.
"Qin Feng, isn't it? It seems that I'm not good at telling jokes. How about if you say one?" Although the boss, but also has a temper, less than two circles, on the Revenge of Qin Feng.
"In this case..." Qin Feng pondered for a while, "I also said one. If you don't say it well, you should not see it. Anyway, boss he laughed after listening to it. I don't know if it suits everyone's taste."Before saying this, Qin Feng sold a pass. Sure enough, after hearing the words "boss he laughed, his face changed. When he lived in this circle, he should be cautious about every little bit of trouble. Although he was just a small driver, he could not really have great skills!
After understanding this, his mind began to flow: it seems that there should be enough for tonight, otherwise if it really touches the God, the consequences will be very serious.
After clearing his throat, Qin Feng began to say: "it's a friend to apply for a job, and the examiner asked: what's your education background? Examinee: I didn't graduate from primary school. Examiner: have you ever had a fight? Examinee: that's a common occurrence. Three small dozen a day and one big one three days. Examiner: do you have a record? Examinee: just come out. Examiner: what about physical fitness? Examinee: OK, one foot can kick over the peddler's tricycle. Although it's full of radishes and cabbage.
Examiner: dare to take other people's things? Examinee: This is my strong point. Taking others' is just like taking my own. Examiner: does the old man dare to fight?
Examinee: Xiaocai, my motto is to fight Nanshan kindergarten and kick Beishan nursing home. In addition, my father let me beat disabled.
Examiner: You passed the exam, we need talents like you! By the way, what can I do if something goes wrong?
Examinee: it's a temporary worker. Examiner: OK, go to work now and prepare for the action tonight.
Qin Feng's words had just been finished. The vice head took the lead in laughing and clapping: "Mr. Lin, your branch office is indeed full of talents. What Qin Feng said is incisive, really high, really high."
Flatter, red fruit apple flatter, but, he was the first to applaud, who dare not applaud, Qin Feng this level is passed.
"Leaders, you are not good, let everyone laugh." Qin Feng stood up with a glass of wine. "Mr. Lin, I ask you to give me a power, give me a toasting power to the leaders of the procuratorate."
Lin Xuemei looked at Qin Feng worried. When she saw the cunning in his eyes, she nodded knowingly, "OK, I'll give you this power, but you can't hold on. People are all in the market of alcohol. If you can't, please bring it up earlier"
"men can't say no, women can't say no, Qin Feng is just a good time, I think what to do OK, come on, let's have a drink first. The famous leader takes the cup first.
"Lead you at will, I dry" said, Qin Feng a brisk neck dry cup of wine.
Let others say it at will, but can you really say it at will? This is the one who can talk to the boss, frowning, and the vice head is also dry.
"Leadership, this can not make" Qin Feng pretended to take the cup in his hand, but the man is determined to go on.
"Waiter, pour the wine, I'll have two cups with the boss." Qin Feng held out the glass to the waiter.
With the 50 yuan money at the bottom, the waiter quickly poured the wine to Qin Feng, and then poured a cup to the head. It was not poured in a bottle, but she also understood the person. At once, she could see who the handsome guy who gave her money was going to deal with.
Qin Feng picked up the cup in front of him and poured it down again. The vice head looked at the two or two cups in front of him in agony: "no, how can we let Comrade Qin Feng compensate one for two! "Boss, you can't do it. If you do, I'll have to drink it again. I really can't do it. I can't do it without saying that I can't do it." Qin Feng pretended to sway two times.
"I don't want to leave a bully in other people's hands." he laughs, the other side picked up the wine cup and poured it into his mouth. A burst of tumultuous water gushed out of his stomach. He felt that the wine he had just swallowed came back again. The man covered his mouth and ran out of the private room.
A section chief sees this and quickly follows him out. Lin Xuemei winks at Shen Jian, and Shen Jian follows him to find out.
With the battle just now, the morale of the other side fell. Looking at the section chief who was still sitting, Qin Feng showed a spooky smile on his lips, and walked unsteadily with a glass full of wine: "boss, we're a rickshaw driver, and we don't have any culture. It's the same sentence just now, I'll do it, you can do it at will"
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With that, the guy looked at Lin Xuemei.
Lin Xuemei is anxious and shy now. What's urgent is that it's hard to put an end to it tonight. She's so ashamed that these guys even talk about the dirty wine table jokes that she always dislike.
Br > even if you don't want to drink more than a hundred, you can't believe that I'm willing to drink more than a hundred, Other people did not dare to express their opinions openly. Looking around the crowd, Lin Xuemei took a drink from the glass in front of her. The next one was Mr. Liu. With his brain, he couldn't guess. He had to kill the wine in the cup. Shen Jian didn't guess either. Qin Feng and the driver were spared, and their turn came to the other's two section chiefs.
The first one cleared his throat: "I just said three riddles. I guess the first two are good, and the remaining one is given to the chief of section X. the first one, I guess, is super large, strong and soft, and the second one is delicious."
A few people have a guess, this brother said really reasonable, free a glass of wine, the rest is also easy to say the answer.
When Lin Xuemei looked at this posture, she was obviously prepared. If she went on like this, she would surely be the first to lose the battle. Drinking too much is a small matter, and losing face is a big thing. Although she is inviting others, she can't be forced to take advantage of others. I'm not going to let anyone cut the fish.
After a circle, the deputy was just about to talk. Lin Xuemei took the lead: "since everyone is so elegant tonight, I suggest that we start with me and tell a joke. If everyone else laughs, the speaker will not drink and the rest will drink half a glass of wine. If there is one who doesn't laugh, the speaker will be fined a whole glass of wine. How about this? "
"Good, good" Mr. Liu, Shen Jian and Qin Feng are both in favor of their own leadership. Who do you support?
The Deputy pondered for a moment and thought that this was also a great opportunity. Originally, he was still thinking about how to take advantage of Lin Xuemei in terms of language. Unexpectedly, he took the initiative to deliver it to the door. Now he also said hello. He had no objection, and the two section chiefs did not dare to have any objection. Now they reached a consensus.
This time, the famous person still said the first "say a teacher in the countryside literacy, let a peasant woman recognize the word" quilt ", the peasant woman can not remember, the teacher prompted: what is on you when you sleep? The farmer's wife said it was her husband. The teacher can't laugh or cry: when her husband is away? Farmer's wife: it's the village head! "
The other party's words just finished, the two section chief first laughed.
Grass, is that funny? Qin Feng murmured in a low voice, but seeing that Lin Xuemei and director Liu Shen also laughed, he could only laugh two times against his heart. After a circle like this, Qin Feng found a problem. When people on his side said a piece, people there would not laugh. But when the other side said a paragraph, because of the face and the other party's identity, his side basically laughed, so three After four times, the people on the side of the branch office are a little shaky.
Grass mud horse is really not a thing. Isn't it playing with people? If we go on like this, the people on our side have to report the menu in public. No, we have to find a way.
Pretending to go to the toilet, Qin Feng slipped out of the private room and found the waiter standing outside. He pulled her so and so to explain a few words, and then put 50 yuan in the hands of the waiter.
"Now?" With 50 yuan, the waiter was very enthusiastic.
"Do it right away." Qin Feng knows that he can't wait any longer. If he continues to wait, all the people on his side will not be able to do it. Most importantly, he will have to find a villain. He can't do anything to offend others. He can't do anything to offend others. He can't do it himself.
Make up your mind, when you come back to the box again, let the people over there say anything. Qin Feng just doesn't laugh. Although some of his jokes are ridiculous, he doesn't laugh even if he has a broken stomach.
Lin Xuemei winked at him. Liu Zong, who was sitting with the vice president, stretched out his hand to pull him. Shen Jian directly said, "Qin Feng, how good you are, why don't you laugh?"
"Director Shen, I'm really sorry. I've heard all these jokes before, but I can't laugh out of it." Qin Feng pretended to be embarrassed and said, "otherwise, I'll drink the wine for him, OK?"
Drinking or not drinking is a small matter. Losing face is a big thing. How can the other party let Qin Feng take the place of wine? Even if it's generation, there are some people he brought there!
"That I accompany" know also can't too offend each other, Qin Feng took up the wine glass to drink a bottom to the sky, with the attendant made a wink. The waiter understood and immediately took the bottle and poured it to Qin Feng.
"Qin Feng, isn't it? It seems that I'm not good at telling jokes. How about if you say one?" Although the boss, but also has a temper, less than two circles, on the Revenge of Qin Feng.
"In this case..." Qin Feng pondered for a while, "I also said one. If you don't say it well, you should not see it. Anyway, boss he laughed after listening to it. I don't know if it suits everyone's taste."Before saying this, Qin Feng sold a pass. Sure enough, after hearing the words "boss he laughed, his face changed. When he lived in this circle, he should be cautious about every little bit of trouble. Although he was just a small driver, he could not really have great skills!
After understanding this, his mind began to flow: it seems that there should be enough for tonight, otherwise if it really touches the God, the consequences will be very serious.
After clearing his throat, Qin Feng began to say: "it's a friend to apply for a job, and the examiner asked: what's your education background? Examinee: I didn't graduate from primary school. Examiner: have you ever had a fight? Examinee: that's a common occurrence. Three small dozen a day and one big one three days. Examiner: do you have a record? Examinee: just come out. Examiner: what about physical fitness? Examinee: OK, one foot can kick over the peddler's tricycle. Although it's full of radishes and cabbage.
Examiner: dare to take other people's things? Examinee: This is my strong point. Taking others' is just like taking my own. Examiner: does the old man dare to fight?
Examinee: Xiaocai, my motto is to fight Nanshan kindergarten and kick Beishan nursing home. In addition, my father let me beat disabled.
Examiner: You passed the exam, we need talents like you! By the way, what can I do if something goes wrong?
Examinee: it's a temporary worker. Examiner: OK, go to work now and prepare for the action tonight.
Qin Feng's words had just been finished. The vice head took the lead in laughing and clapping: "Mr. Lin, your branch office is indeed full of talents. What Qin Feng said is incisive, really high, really high."
Flatter, red fruit apple flatter, but, he was the first to applaud, who dare not applaud, Qin Feng this level is passed.
"Leaders, you are not good, let everyone laugh." Qin Feng stood up with a glass of wine. "Mr. Lin, I ask you to give me a power, give me a toasting power to the leaders of the procuratorate."
Lin Xuemei looked at Qin Feng worried. When she saw the cunning in his eyes, she nodded knowingly, "OK, I'll give you this power, but you can't hold on. People are all in the market of alcohol. If you can't, please bring it up earlier"
"men can't say no, women can't say no, Qin Feng is just a good time, I think what to do OK, come on, let's have a drink first. The famous leader takes the cup first.
"Lead you at will, I dry" said, Qin Feng a brisk neck dry cup of wine.
Let others say it at will, but can you really say it at will? This is the one who can talk to the boss, frowning, and the vice head is also dry.
"Leadership, this can not make" Qin Feng pretended to take the cup in his hand, but the man is determined to go on.
"Waiter, pour the wine, I'll have two cups with the boss." Qin Feng held out the glass to the waiter.
With the 50 yuan money at the bottom, the waiter quickly poured the wine to Qin Feng, and then poured a cup to the head. It was not poured in a bottle, but she also understood the person. At once, she could see who the handsome guy who gave her money was going to deal with.
Qin Feng picked up the cup in front of him and poured it down again. The vice head looked at the two or two cups in front of him in agony: "no, how can we let Comrade Qin Feng compensate one for two! "Boss, you can't do it. If you do, I'll have to drink it again. I really can't do it. I can't do it without saying that I can't do it." Qin Feng pretended to sway two times.
"I don't want to leave a bully in other people's hands." he laughs, the other side picked up the wine cup and poured it into his mouth. A burst of tumultuous water gushed out of his stomach. He felt that the wine he had just swallowed came back again. The man covered his mouth and ran out of the private room.
A section chief sees this and quickly follows him out. Lin Xuemei winks at Shen Jian, and Shen Jian follows him to find out.
With the battle just now, the morale of the other side fell. Looking at the section chief who was still sitting, Qin Feng showed a spooky smile on his lips, and walked unsteadily with a glass full of wine: "boss, we're a rickshaw driver, and we don't have any culture. It's the same sentence just now, I'll do it, you can do it at will"
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With that, the guy looked at Lin Xuemei. Lin Xuemei is anxious and shy now. What's urgent is that it's hard to put an end to it tonight. She's so ashamed that these guys even talk about the dirty wine table jokes that she always dislike. Br even if you don't want to drink more than a hundred, you can't believe that I'm willing to drink more than a hundred, Other people did not dare to express their opinions openly. Looking around the crowd, Lin Xuemei took a drink from the glass in front of her. The next one was Mr. Liu. With his brain, he couldn't guess. He had to kill the wine in the cup. Shen Jian didn't guess either. Qin Feng and the driver were spared, and their turn came to the other's two section chiefs. The first one cleared his throat: "I just said three riddles. I guess the first two are good, and the remaining one is given to the chief of section X. the first one, I guess, is super large, strong and soft, and the second one is delicious." A few people have a guess, this brother said really reasonable, free a glass of wine, the rest is also easy to say the answer. When Lin Xuemei looked at this posture, she was obviously prepared. If she went on like this, she would surely be the first to lose the battle. Drinking too much is a small matter, and losing face is a big thing. Although she is inviting others, she can't be forced to take advantage of others. I'm not going to let anyone cut the fish. After a circle, the deputy was just about to talk. Lin Xuemei took the lead: "since everyone is so elegant tonight, I suggest that we start with me and tell a joke. If everyone else laughs, the speaker will not drink and the rest will drink half a glass of wine. If there is one who doesn't laugh, the speaker will be fined a whole glass of wine. How about this? " "Good, good" Mr. Liu, Shen Jian and Qin Feng are both in favor of their own leadership. Who do you support? The Deputy pondered for a moment and thought that this was also a great opportunity. Originally, he was still thinking about how to take advantage of Lin Xuemei in terms of language. Unexpectedly, he took the initiative to deliver it to the door. Now he also said hello. He had no objection, and the two section chiefs did not dare to have any objection. Now they reached a consensus. This time, the famous person still said the first "say a teacher in the countryside literacy, let a peasant woman recognize the word" quilt ", the peasant woman can not remember, the teacher prompted: what is on you when you sleep? The farmer's wife said it was her husband. The teacher can't laugh or cry: when her husband is away? Farmer's wife: it's the village head! " The other party's words just finished, the two section chief first laughed. Grass, is that funny? Qin Feng murmured in a low voice, but seeing that Lin Xuemei and director Liu Shen also laughed, he could only laugh two times against his heart. After a circle like this, Qin Feng found a problem. When people on his side said a piece, people there would not laugh. But when the other side said a paragraph, because of the face and the other party's identity, his side basically laughed, so three After four times, the people on the side of the branch office are a little shaky. Grass mud horse is really not a thing. Isn't it playing with people? If we go on like this, the people on our side have to report the menu in public. No, we have to find a way. Pretending to go to the toilet, Qin Feng slipped out of the private room and found the waiter standing outside. He pulled her so and so to explain a few words, and then put 50 yuan in the hands of the waiter. "Now?" With 50 yuan, the waiter was very enthusiastic. "Do it right away." Qin Feng knows that he can't wait any longer. If he continues to wait, all the people on his side will not be able to do it. Most importantly, he will have to find a villain. He can't do anything to offend others. He can't do anything to offend others. He can't do it himself. Make up your mind, when you come back to the box again, let the people over there say anything. Qin Feng just doesn't laugh. Although some of his jokes are ridiculous, he doesn't laugh even if he has a broken stomach. Lin Xuemei winked at him. Liu Zong, who was sitting with the vice president, stretched out his hand to pull him. Shen Jian directly said, "Qin Feng, how good you are, why don't you laugh?" "Director Shen, I'm really sorry. I've heard all these jokes before, but I can't laugh out of it." Qin Feng pretended to be embarrassed and said, "otherwise, I'll drink the wine for him, OK?" Drinking or not drinking is a small matter. Losing face is a big thing. How can the other party let Qin Feng take the place of wine? Even if it's generation, there are some people he brought there! "That I accompany" know also can't too offend each other, Qin Feng took up the wine glass to drink a bottom to the sky, with the attendant made a wink. The waiter understood and immediately took the bottle and poured it to Qin Feng. "Qin Feng, isn't it? It seems that I'm not good at telling jokes. How about if you say one?" Although the boss, but also has a temper, less than two circles, on the Revenge of Qin Feng. "In this case..." Qin Feng pondered for a while, "I also said one. If you don't say it well, you should not see it. Anyway, boss he laughed after listening to it. I don't know if it suits everyone's taste."Before saying this, Qin Feng sold a pass. Sure enough, after hearing the words "boss he laughed, his face changed. When he lived in this circle, he should be cautious about every little bit of trouble. Although he was just a small driver, he could not really have great skills! After understanding this, his mind began to flow: it seems that there should be enough for tonight, otherwise if it really touches the God, the consequences will be very serious. After clearing his throat, Qin Feng began to say: "it's a friend to apply for a job, and the examiner asked: what's your education background? Examinee: I didn't graduate from primary school. Examiner: have you ever had a fight? Examinee: that's a common occurrence. Three small dozen a day and one big one three days. Examiner: do you have a record? Examinee: just come out. Examiner: what about physical fitness? Examinee: OK, one foot can kick over the peddler's tricycle. Although it's full of radishes and cabbage. Examiner: dare to take other people's things? Examinee: This is my strong point. Taking others' is just like taking my own. Examiner: does the old man dare to fight? Examinee: Xiaocai, my motto is to fight Nanshan kindergarten and kick Beishan nursing home. In addition, my father let me beat disabled. Examiner: You passed the exam, we need talents like you! By the way, what can I do if something goes wrong? Examinee: it's a temporary worker. Examiner: OK, go to work now and prepare for the action tonight. Qin Feng's words had just been finished. The vice head took the lead in laughing and clapping: "Mr. Lin, your branch office is indeed full of talents. What Qin Feng said is incisive, really high, really high." Flatter, red fruit apple flatter, but, he was the first to applaud, who dare not applaud, Qin Feng this level is passed. "Leaders, you are not good, let everyone laugh." Qin Feng stood up with a glass of wine. "Mr. Lin, I ask you to give me a power, give me a toasting power to the leaders of the procuratorate." Lin Xuemei looked at Qin Feng worried. When she saw the cunning in his eyes, she nodded knowingly, "OK, I'll give you this power, but you can't hold on. People are all in the market of alcohol. If you can't, please bring it up earlier" "men can't say no, women can't say no, Qin Feng is just a good time, I think what to do OK, come on, let's have a drink first. The famous leader takes the cup first. "Lead you at will, I dry" said, Qin Feng a brisk neck dry cup of wine. Let others say it at will, but can you really say it at will? This is the one who can talk to the boss, frowning, and the vice head is also dry. "Leadership, this can not make" Qin Feng pretended to take the cup in his hand, but the man is determined to go on. "Waiter, pour the wine, I'll have two cups with the boss." Qin Feng held out the glass to the waiter. With the 50 yuan money at the bottom, the waiter quickly poured the wine to Qin Feng, and then poured a cup to the head. It was not poured in a bottle, but she also understood the person. At once, she could see who the handsome guy who gave her money was going to deal with. Qin Feng picked up the cup in front of him and poured it down again. The vice head looked at the two or two cups in front of him in agony: "no, how can we let Comrade Qin Feng compensate one for two! "Boss, you can't do it. If you do, I'll have to drink it again. I really can't do it. I can't do it without saying that I can't do it." Qin Feng pretended to sway two times. "I don't want to leave a bully in other people's hands." he laughs, the other side picked up the wine cup and poured it into his mouth. A burst of tumultuous water gushed out of his stomach. He felt that the wine he had just swallowed came back again. The man covered his mouth and ran out of the private room. A section chief sees this and quickly follows him out. Lin Xuemei winks at Shen Jian, and Shen Jian follows him to find out. With the battle just now, the morale of the other side fell. Looking at the section chief who was still sitting, Qin Feng showed a spooky smile on his lips, and walked unsteadily with a glass full of wine: "boss, we're a rickshaw driver, and we don't have any culture. It's the same sentence just now, I'll do it, you can do it at will" he said
