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Chapter 88 Woo Woo Woo Woo Woo Woo Woo! by Harem-Fan
While the officer watched me, the paramedic asked me about my injuries and I pointed out the two purple marks on my back under my bulletproof-vest. I am discarding this one too.
I left my main smartphone with Mei, so that's why I gave her instructions to call my lawyer, the watch and phone I have are drenched in blood.
After an ice-pack was taped to my injuries, Steve Woo came over and said to the two officers with him.
"Arrest Rick Lee for murder and excessive force. The witnesses saw him kill unarmed and helpless men. Take him to the precinct and put him in holding."
I only smiled as I was removed of all my gear and guns while being told what rights I have, then my hands were cuffed behind my back. Woo, seeing me be calm was annoyed for such a happy occasion and asked.
"Don't have anything to say for yourself?"
Kim watching this just pointed at Woo and scolded in her Old-English accent.
"He saved us all and you're arresting him? Wow, just wow, wait till I talk to my lawyers. The Smith Family has international influence on corrupt officials, just wait."
Kim has no official noble standing in Eurasia, but in the UK of America her family owns the Smith & Wesson Gun company, so she is not wrong about international influence, assuming her family helped her at all.
"Rick don't worry, I will get you my lawyers so just wait."
As the two officers pulled me by my elbows I smiled at this short woman and told her.
"Thanks Teacher Smith, but I have a lawyer, plus I am a Tang, so please just go home shower and rest well, bye."
Kim just cried a little due to me being taken away. Sure I killed, but no hostages died and no criminals got away, so she does not understand why this Detective Woo is gunning so hard... Then she remembered...
"Number 1, Steve Woo, holy shit?! Really..."
Then after Ashley was done being processed and not arrested for killing the gunman, she pulled out her phone and dialed a number in her contacts.
"It is me. I was in an incident and am on my way to the hospital to follow James... Yes... The incident at the mall is what I am involved with... Rick was arrested for saving us."
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I was taken to a prisoner wagon and put in the back with one officer sitting in front of me, while Steve sat behind the cage in the passenger seat. The second officer got into the driver's seat and began to drive.
"Rick Lee, I can't believe you are such a foolish man for openly assassinating criminals that had not hurt anyone. I definitely think you will be serving time now. Oh and boys turn off your body cameras just in case our conversation is recorded."
I smile at them for their stupidity and say one small thing.
"Just for the record, I am going by Rick Tang right now and not as Rick Lee, that's all."
Steve laughed and said to his two buddy officers.
"What a record, this is what we officers call a 'rough-ride', and everything that happens in here is off the record. Oh, Paul, introduce yourself to Mr Tang back there since we are giving names."
The officer in the back cracked his knuckles and said to me.
"Hello Mr who the fuck cares, my name is Paul Song."
I shake my head and tell him.
"On the record, if you assault me, I will kill you Mr Song in self defense."
Paul Song seeing my eyes go emotionless, and remembering the beating the now dead Hippo took he does not think his buddy's plan is so good. The Song does serve the Tang after all. And he smartly told Steve.
"Steve, I changed my mind. Scaring him a bit is fine, but beating him is not good for my Song clan. There is no way Anthony Tang will let me go."
"Frank, do you have a problem doing it?"
The driver officer Frank asked.
"My background is nothing, but if you have me do this, don't you forfeit your game if it's known?"
Steve shook his head and said.
"Just hit his head hard enough to put him into a coma and no one would know. We can then hit a pole and make it look like he hit his head on the wall. So my game cheat won't be known. If I don't take him out now, I think he might beat me and I will lose everything. Fuck, my wife Cat Woo, said she will divorce me for cheating her about my skill if I lost."
Paul shrugs and says to Woo.
"If you want me to risk my job for a concussion and coma, it will cost you twice as much man. My job is important. I have two bitchy wives and one is pregnant."
Steve pointed to a King Fried Chicken (KFC) and said.
"We can switch you guys by saying we are offering food to the prisoner."
So the paddy-wagon stopped for a food pickup at the local KFC. No really these guys are taking their time to bring me in. Woo and Frank went in to get a bucket of KFC and three drinks. I just smile at the three retards and look at the little white-rabbit pin I cleaned off in the mall.
Paul seeing my smile had a bad feeling about the whole thing. I said to him.
"I know you're wondering why I am smiling, right?"
He just nodded.
"Because you three are idiots. you don't know that you're all already busted. So anything you do from now on is just extra bad for you. Woo is trash and I have already beaten him to death with his own skull, he just does not know it yet."
Paul looks confused about my riddled words and states.
"But you can't beat someone to death with their own skull?!"
"That's the same thing Woo said!"
It's a past life joke I referenced. Sure I told it wrong but whatever. Not all of my memories are clear.
Frank opened the back of the paddy-wagon and said to Paul.
"I ate my meal inside, so let's switch and here is your KFC."
So the two officers swapped and then Paul got into the driver's seat and started to eat. I then said to Frank.
"Hi there Frank, I am Rick Tang, and if you assault me, I will use self defense and might kill you by accident, Mkay!"
All three men heard that and just laughed their ass off. After a bout a minute the officer Franck in the back tightened his fist and started to get up with a grin of a madman.
"I did warn you!"
Thud Thud Thud Thud Thud Thud Thud Thud Thud, Chink-Click-Thud, Thud Thud Thud!
I had already picked the handcuffs behind me ages ago and when he moved, I delivered a series of rapid punches he could not block. Part way through, he drew his gun, but I grabbed it and took it apart and threw the two sections to the floor while finishing my beating!
I struck all the sensory organs of his head with a pair of ear-slaps, knuckle-jabs to his eyes, a broken-nose and front-teeth making blood fill his mouth.
The throat-jabs seemed to not make him feel good either? No one likes struggling to breathe.
And when I was done, I gave him the special Rick Lee Handcuffing Special.
This takes his right-arm over and behind his back so its touching his spine. Then the left-arm is brought around his lower-back and to the middle of his back to touch and meet his dislocated right-arm. Then both hands are happily handcuffed together and even Houdini will struggle with this one!
If your name is Frank, then I am sorry! I made a human pretzel.
Woo and Paul, seeing what I did to poor Frank in under ten seconds, spit out their food or drink and could do nothing to help their fallen and possibly dying police buddy!
Yeah, this is not a rough ride anymore but a holy fuck how do we spin this.
Woo looked seriously and said to Paul.
"Fuck! If we don't kill him now, we are screwed!"
"It is all you Steve, I am not going back there fuck no. You go kill him, I will watch."
"Here guys pepper goes great with chicken, haha. ouch that fucking stings!"
I take one for the team and take the pepper-spray from this lump of crying meat, and then spray the front cab through the metal-grate. Yes I get some of it in my eyes but I fucking nailed the two ass-holes!
"AHHH! My fucking eyes!"
"I am going to shoot you, you motherfucker, your dead Rick!"
Woo Woo Woo Woo Woo Woo Woo Woo! Just as the two ass-hats got out of the paddy-wagon to come and shoot me, about ten police cars and a helicopter came to our location and surrounded us.
Mary and her Sargent climbed out of the lead car and drew their guns on the two officers. The remaining officers also drew their guns confusing the fuck out of Steve Woo and Paul Song.
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Mei across the street watching everything said to me in our communications.
[Master Lee, this maid will stop the broadcast now the police have come. Feng, Tang, and your lawyer are almost here as well.]
"Great job Mei, fuck my eyes hurt, sniff-sniff! Hopefully they can get me out soon, sigh."
Seeing Frank on the ground breathing fine now, I spray him in the face once for well, fun!
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[Steve Woo and Paul Song, put your guns on the ground, get on your knees, and put your hands behind your heads or we will open fire on you!]
The Sargent embarrassed that the whole fucking patty-wagon ride was broadcast over the phone to many important people, had really caused him a headache, not to mention the super pissed off Officer Mary who is currently aiming at Steve Woo's head.
The two men with blurry-vision know the Sargent's voice and the sounds of sirens, so they followed the instructions. As the officers moved in to cuff them some other VIPs arrived at the scene.
Mary rushed to get the back door open for me to get out.
The first car had a salt-and-peppered hair middle-aged man who was none other than Nick Soto, my lawyer.
Then Anthony Tang, not looking happy, got out of his sports-car and he came in with one of his Master-Bodyguards.
The last person to show was Tony and Tina Feng that also had not very happy faces as they scanned the scene.
All three men converged on the Sargent as I was being released by the lovely Officer Mary.
Everyone saw me climbing out of the back being hugged by Mary and my red-eyes had tears. If they had not known of the tear gassing, they would believe I was so emotional.
Tina, who was now relieved to see me safe, only smiled at my look.
Mary smelling the blood and teargas had finally let me go realizing I have not had a great night, she only asked.
"Rick dear, are you really alright? Sorry we could not get to you sooner."
I shake my head and say.
"Nothing a long bath and whisky won't fix later, sigh. I hate worrying all of you."
The two of us walked to the top brass and I wave then say.
"Sorry everyone, but when I knew Woo was coming for me, I asked my maid to call all of you and put my microphone on to broadcast live. Thanks for coming to get me."
Nick Soto asked the Sergeant.
"I need to know if my client is under arrest or has ANY charges filed against him. Finally, if Steve Woo remains a Police Officer after this, I shall on behalf of my client sew the pants off Star City Police Department."
The Sargent's lips twitched hearing that and said.
"Steve Woo as of now is suspended for investigation, so until it is done, I can't officially claim that he is off, but off the record, he is not going to be working in Star City that's for damn sure. Assuming he is not in jail."
Soto looked happy to get the on the record part. Then Tony Feng asked the Sargent.
"May I please say just a few words to Mr Woo before he goes off, I came here for this purpose?"
The Sargent grabs one of his available men and says.
"Go with Head Feng and let him say a few words in the cracked window to Steve Woo."
The two men walked off. Then Tina came to me and asked if I was fine as well.
"Sorry, didn't mean to worry you, but I guess Mei put it through the Harem-Chat feature?"
"Yes, my Father got a call but all of us got the full thing in the Harem-Chat so we did not worry too much."
Tina just lied. If she was not worried she would not have come. But I won't point this out.
It is awkward because she wants to hug me right now. But she can't...
Anthony shaking hands with the Sargent and my lawyer, came to me.
"Nephew, sorry I could not do much, but I will take care of him, that Song, and I also told Nick I would fill his retainer when it was getting low, he is really good and fearless for a defense lawyer."
"No, you coming to help really makes me happy, uncle."
"Alright, I know your day has been long, so I will go back first, but don't forget the Engagement Party next Saturday. We will hold it at the Hilton International, and call if you need anything for your home, by Rick. Oh, and I hope you got your invitation Miss Feng. You are school friends with both, so it is right for you to show."
"I will most definitely show Head Tang, Ufufu."
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The officer opened the police cruiser's front passenger door and said.
"You can safely sit here and speak to Woo."
So Tony sat and did not look back at the sorry looking Steve Woo. He then spoke.
"Five years ago, I met you up north and thought, this guy would be a good son-in-law. Well my daughter finally beat me in a bet and found a man so much better that only the fates could bless my family with. Rick Lee-Tang will be the young man I call son, and not a piece of shit like you."
"But Head Feng, I did not do anything to Rick so I broke no rules!"
"Really, who made the game and who can end the game? If I find you guilty, then you're guilty. So as of this moment, I revoke your Number 1 position and give it to the man that deserves it, my new son. Well they don't know I know, but I know he is already my son-in-law, ha-ha. Oh and one last thing Steve Woo..."
Steve Woo gulps seeing Tony turn to face him now, and he said. If this story is on any-other site than Scribble Hub, then it was stolen without permission!
"The moment you step out of Police Custody or Prison, I and Feng will end your life. This is the ending for rule-breakers. Goodbye Steven Woo."
Then as he left the car, the echoing door slammed in the heart of Steven Woo.
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Chapter 88 Woo Woo Woo Woo Woo Woo Woo! by Harem-Fan
While the officer watched me, the paramedic asked me about my injuries and I pointed out the two purple marks on my back under my bulletproof-vest. I am discarding this one too.
I left my main smartphone with Mei, so that's why I gave her instructions to call my lawyer, the watch and phone I have are drenched in blood.
After an ice-pack was taped to my injuries, Steve Woo came over and said to the two officers with him.
"Arrest Rick Lee for murder and excessive force. The witnesses saw him kill unarmed and helpless men. Take him to the precinct and put him in holding."
I only smiled as I was removed of all my gear and guns while being told what rights I have, then my hands were cuffed behind my back. Woo, seeing me be calm was annoyed for such a happy occasion and asked.
"Don't have anything to say for yourself?"
Kim watching this just pointed at Woo and scolded in her Old-English accent.
"He saved us all and you're arresting him? Wow, just wow, wait till I talk to my lawyers. The Smith Family has international influence on corrupt officials, just wait."
Kim has no official noble standing in Eurasia, but in the UK of America her family owns the Smith & Wesson Gun company, so she is not wrong about international influence, assuming her family helped her at all.
"Rick don't worry, I will get you my lawyers so just wait."
As the two officers pulled me by my elbows I smiled at this short woman and told her.
"Thanks Teacher Smith, but I have a lawyer, plus I am a Tang, so please just go home shower and rest well, bye."
Kim just cried a little due to me being taken away. Sure I killed, but no hostages died and no criminals got away, so she does not understand why this Detective Woo is gunning so hard... Then she remembered...
"Number 1, Steve Woo, holy shit?! Really..."
Then after Ashley was done being processed and not arrested for killing the gunman, she pulled out her phone and dialed a number in her contacts.
"It is me. I was in an incident and am on my way to the hospital to follow James... Yes... The incident at the mall is what I am involved with... Rick was arrested for saving us."
-
I was taken to a prisoner wagon and put in the back with one officer sitting in front of me, while Steve sat behind the cage in the passenger seat. The second officer got into the driver's seat and began to drive.
"Rick Lee, I can't believe you are such a foolish man for openly assassinating criminals that had not hurt anyone. I definitely think you will be serving time now. Oh and boys turn off your body cameras just in case our conversation is recorded."
I smile at them for their stupidity and say one small thing.
"Just for the record, I am going by Rick Tang right now and not as Rick Lee, that's all."
Steve laughed and said to his two buddy officers.
"What a record, this is what we officers call a 'rough-ride', and everything that happens in here is off the record. Oh, Paul, introduce yourself to Mr Tang back there since we are giving names."
The officer in the back cracked his knuckles and said to me.
"Hello Mr who the fuck cares, my name is Paul Song."
I shake my head and tell him.
"On the record, if you assault me, I will kill you Mr Song in self defense."
Paul Song seeing my eyes go emotionless, and remembering the beating the now dead Hippo took he does not think his buddy's plan is so good. The Song does serve the Tang after all. And he smartly told Steve.
"Steve, I changed my mind. Scaring him a bit is fine, but beating him is not good for my Song clan. There is no way Anthony Tang will let me go."
"Frank, do you have a problem doing it?"
The driver officer Frank asked.
"My background is nothing, but if you have me do this, don't you forfeit your game if it's known?"
Steve shook his head and said.
"Just hit his head hard enough to put him into a coma and no one would know. We can then hit a pole and make it look like he hit his head on the wall. So my game cheat won't be known. If I don't take him out now, I think he might beat me and I will lose everything. Fuck, my wife Cat Woo, said she will divorce me for cheating her about my skill if I lost."
Paul shrugs and says to Woo.
"If you want me to risk my job for a concussion and coma, it will cost you twice as much man. My job is important. I have two bitchy wives and one is pregnant."
Steve pointed to a King Fried Chicken (KFC) and said.
"We can switch you guys by saying we are offering food to the prisoner."
So the paddy-wagon stopped for a food pickup at the local KFC. No really these guys are taking their time to bring me in. Woo and Frank went in to get a bucket of KFC and three drinks. I just smile at the three retards and look at the little white-rabbit pin I cleaned off in the mall.
Paul seeing my smile had a bad feeling about the whole thing. I said to him.
"I know you're wondering why I am smiling, right?"
He just nodded.
"Because you three are idiots. you don't know that you're all already busted. So anything you do from now on is just extra bad for you. Woo is trash and I have already beaten him to death with his own skull, he just does not know it yet."
Paul looks confused about my riddled words and states.
"But you can't beat someone to death with their own skull?!"
"That's the same thing Woo said!"
It's a past life joke I referenced. Sure I told it wrong but whatever. Not all of my memories are clear.
Frank opened the back of the paddy-wagon and said to Paul.
"I ate my meal inside, so let's switch and here is your KFC."
So the two officers swapped and then Paul got into the driver's seat and started to eat. I then said to Frank.
"Hi there Frank, I am Rick Tang, and if you assault me, I will use self defense and might kill you by accident, Mkay!"
All three men heard that and just laughed their ass off. After a bout a minute the officer Franck in the back tightened his fist and started to get up with a grin of a madman.
"I did warn you!"
Thud Thud Thud Thud Thud Thud Thud Thud Thud, Chink-Click-Thud, Thud Thud Thud!
I had already picked the handcuffs behind me ages ago and when he moved, I delivered a series of rapid punches he could not block. Part way through, he drew his gun, but I grabbed it and took it apart and threw the two sections to the floor while finishing my beating!
I struck all the sensory organs of his head with a pair of ear-slaps, knuckle-jabs to his eyes, a broken-nose and front-teeth making blood fill his mouth.
The throat-jabs seemed to not make him feel good either? No one likes struggling to breathe.
And when I was done, I gave him the special Rick Lee Handcuffing Special.
This takes his right-arm over and behind his back so its touching his spine. Then the left-arm is brought around his lower-back and to the middle of his back to touch and meet his dislocated right-arm. Then both hands are happily handcuffed together and even Houdini will struggle with this one!
If your name is Frank, then I am sorry! I made a human pretzel.
Woo and Paul, seeing what I did to poor Frank in under ten seconds, spit out their food or drink and could do nothing to help their fallen and possibly dying police buddy!
Yeah, this is not a rough ride anymore but a holy fuck how do we spin this.
Woo looked seriously and said to Paul.
"Fuck! If we don't kill him now, we are screwed!"
"It is all you Steve, I am not going back there fuck no. You go kill him, I will watch."
"Here guys pepper goes great with chicken, haha. ouch that fucking stings!"
I take one for the team and take the pepper-spray from this lump of crying meat, and then spray the front cab through the metal-grate. Yes I get some of it in my eyes but I fucking nailed the two ass-holes!
"AHHH! My fucking eyes!"
"I am going to shoot you, you motherfucker, your dead Rick!"
Woo Woo Woo Woo Woo Woo Woo Woo! Just as the two ass-hats got out of the paddy-wagon to come and shoot me, about ten police cars and a helicopter came to our location and surrounded us.
Mary and her Sargent climbed out of the lead car and drew their guns on the two officers. The remaining officers also drew their guns confusing the fuck out of Steve Woo and Paul Song.
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Mei across the street watching everything said to me in our communications.
[Master Lee, this maid will stop the broadcast now the police have come. Feng, Tang, and your lawyer are almost here as well.]
"Great job Mei, fuck my eyes hurt, sniff-sniff! Hopefully they can get me out soon, sigh."
Seeing Frank on the ground breathing fine now, I spray him in the face once for well, fun!
-
[Steve Woo and Paul Song, put your guns on the ground, get on your knees, and put your hands behind your heads or we will open fire on you!]
The Sargent embarrassed that the whole fucking patty-wagon ride was broadcast over the phone to many important people, had really caused him a headache, not to mention the super pissed off Officer Mary who is currently aiming at Steve Woo's head.
The two men with blurry-vision know the Sargent's voice and the sounds of sirens, so they followed the instructions. As the officers moved in to cuff them some other VIPs arrived at the scene.
Mary rushed to get the back door open for me to get out.
The first car had a salt-and-peppered hair middle-aged man who was none other than Nick Soto, my lawyer.
Then Anthony Tang, not looking happy, got out of his sports-car and he came in with one of his Master-Bodyguards.
The last person to show was Tony and Tina Feng that also had not very happy faces as they scanned the scene.
All three men converged on the Sargent as I was being released by the lovely Officer Mary.
Everyone saw me climbing out of the back being hugged by Mary and my red-eyes had tears. If they had not known of the tear gassing, they would believe I was so emotional.
Tina, who was now relieved to see me safe, only smiled at my look.
Mary smelling the blood and teargas had finally let me go realizing I have not had a great night, she only asked.
"Rick dear, are you really alright? Sorry we could not get to you sooner."
I shake my head and say.
"Nothing a long bath and whisky won't fix later, sigh. I hate worrying all of you."
The two of us walked to the top brass and I wave then say.
"Sorry everyone, but when I knew Woo was coming for me, I asked my maid to call all of you and put my microphone on to broadcast live. Thanks for coming to get me."
Nick Soto asked the Sergeant.
"I need to know if my client is under arrest or has ANY charges filed against him. Finally, if Steve Woo remains a Police Officer after this, I shall on behalf of my client sew the pants off Star City Police Department."
The Sargent's lips twitched hearing that and said.
"Steve Woo as of now is suspended for investigation, so until it is done, I can't officially claim that he is off, but off the record, he is not going to be working in Star City that's for damn sure. Assuming he is not in jail."
Soto looked happy to get the on the record part. Then Tony Feng asked the Sargent.
"May I please say just a few words to Mr Woo before he goes off, I came here for this purpose?"
The Sargent grabs one of his available men and says.
"Go with Head Feng and let him say a few words in the cracked window to Steve Woo."
The two men walked off. Then Tina came to me and asked if I was fine as well.
"Sorry, didn't mean to worry you, but I guess Mei put it through the Harem-Chat feature?"
"Yes, my Father got a call but all of us got the full thing in the Harem-Chat so we did not worry too much."
Tina just lied. If she was not worried she would not have come. But I won't point this out.
It is awkward because she wants to hug me right now. But she can't...
Anthony shaking hands with the Sargent and my lawyer, came to me.
"Nephew, sorry I could not do much, but I will take care of him, that Song, and I also told Nick I would fill his retainer when it was getting low, he is really good and fearless for a defense lawyer."
"No, you coming to help really makes me happy, uncle."
"Alright, I know your day has been long, so I will go back first, but don't forget the Engagement Party next Saturday. We will hold it at the Hilton International, and call if you need anything for your home, by Rick. Oh, and I hope you got your invitation Miss Feng. You are school friends with both, so it is right for you to show."
"I will most definitely show Head Tang, Ufufu."
-
The officer opened the police cruiser's front passenger door and said.
"You can safely sit here and speak to Woo."
So Tony sat and did not look back at the sorry looking Steve Woo. He then spoke.
"Five years ago, I met you up north and thought, this guy would be a good son-in-law. Well my daughter finally beat me in a bet and found a man so much better that only the fates could bless my family with. Rick Lee-Tang will be the young man I call son, and not a piece of shit like you."
"But Head Feng, I did not do anything to Rick so I broke no rules!"
"Really, who made the game and who can end the game? If I find you guilty, then you're guilty. So as of this moment, I revoke your Number 1 position and give it to the man that deserves it, my new son. Well they don't know I know, but I know he is already my son-in-law, ha-ha. Oh and one last thing Steve Woo..."
Steve Woo gulps seeing Tony turn to face him now, and he said. If this story is on any-other site than Scribble Hub, then it was stolen without permission!
"The moment you step out of Police Custody or Prison, I and Feng will end your life. This is the ending for rule-breakers. Goodbye Steven Woo."
Then as he left the car, the echoing door slammed in the heart of Steven Woo.
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