“Today… it’s you!”
After scrolling down for a while, Lee Hyun-woo caught sight of a female streamer.
[Day 3, New Female Cam | Drinking mukbang. Oppas, let’s have a drink together!]
Mulan · 13 viewers
‘Day 3, newbie female cam. I don’t know if it’s really her third day or not. But I like the inviting gesture and the moderate number of viewers.’
Clicking on the thumbnail, Lee-Hyeon Woo entered the broadcast immediately and skipped the ad that popped up.
“[I-want-to-be-unemployed], oppa, welcome!”
Lee Hyun-woo’s ID was ‘I-want-to-be-unemployed’.
Like a new streamer, Mulan smiles and greets straight away, even though he hasn’t yet signed up as a fan, causing Lee Hyun-woo to feel a bit of satisfaction.
‘Where would an ordinary man go and be welcomed by such a pretty woman? If there was such a place, it is probably a place where you have to pay a very expensive fee.’ [TN: Brothel]
— Hello. It’s the first time I’ve seen you. I came here to have a drink with you.
“That’s right. It’s been 3 days since I aired! Please come more often in the future. Then, since there are newcomers, shall we toast together? Wooh~!”
‘It seems that my fatigue is melting away at the charm of Mulan.’
Lee Hyun-woo raised his glass and toasted to the glass on the other side of the monitor.
And then the Baek Se-ju went down his throat.
Since it was an expensive drink, it was very sweet and went down his throat easily.
He had a drink while chatting from time to time, and ended up emptying a bottle and a half before he knew it. All that was left was just half a bottle.
The time was already 11:55 pm.
There were only 5 minutes left until his birthday.
‘Even if it got to midnight, no one would ever contact me on my smartphone.’
‘But I want to be congratulated.’
‘If possible, by a woman as pretty as Mulan.’
Hyunwoo Lee clicked the Coin Gift button.
Since his pocket wasn’t very deep, he only had a few coins he’d recharge into his account every month.
‘Only 5,000 won…’
As it’s 1 coin per 100 won, he could only exchange 50 coins a month.
Compared to so-called Big Shots planting 10,000 or 100,000 Won a day, he had terrible economic power.
However, even with this amount of coin, a new streamer could still be treated since the big shots didn’t show up much in camgirls’ rooms with very few viewers. This was especially true for female cams that had just started streaming.
‘There are 17 coins left. If I gift all of these, I feel like my wallet situation will be revealed. So only 10...’
[I-want-to-be-an-unemployed gifts 10 coins!]
[I-want-to-be-unemployed became the 32nd member of the fan club]
-Mulan-nim, it’s my birthday in 5 minutes. Can you wish me a happy birthday?
A voice message with the tone of a virtual girl read out Lee Hyun-woo’s message.
Mulan responded with a bright smile because of the paid chat.
“Oh! Unemployed oppa! Is it your birthday? Congratulations! Congratulations! Happy birthday. Happy birthday! My dear white-skinned oppa. Happy birthday! Waaaaa! Haha....”
‘I shot a coin to receive a simple congratulatory message, but I received a huge reaction back.’
The new streamer, Mulan, sang Happy Birthday with all her heart and even clapped her hands.
‘For only 10 Coins.’
Compared to the gift of 1,000 won, the subsequent reaction was the real benefit.
It was a reaction that could only be received from new streamers.
Midnight.
It was Lee Hyun-woo’s birthday.
“Huh? What is this?”
Suddenly the fluorescent ceiling lights flickered and then went out.
Lee Hyun-woo, who was trying to down his last drink while communicating with Mulan, got up from his seat with an annoyed face and flicked the switch.
But the lights didn’t turn on.
“Annoying! Is the computer still on? Did only the fluorescent light go out?”
Replacing the lamp was easy, but annoying. He get annoyed because he was so drunk.
But at that moment, he saw someone standing in the room.
“Aaaaagh!”
‘Is it a ghost?’
Lee-Hyeon Woo screamed hysterically at the suddenly appearing face.
He didn’t know when he had turned into a playboy who could do anything with the XX chromosome gender for one to turn up in his bedroom.
Unfortunately, Hyunwoo Lee recalled however that he had a normal sexual capability.
“What, what, what, what?!”
“Fear not. I want to help you.”
A ghost stood in the room suddenly...
‘No, the woman is far from just a mere ghost.’
Shiny white hair, a milky-white face that appeared clean rather than pale, and rather harmonious features.
And above all, she had wings on her back.
‘It is more like an angel than a ghost.’
“Pretty....”
“I will strengthen you... Eh? What, what?”
When the angel who gave off a solemn atmosphere heard that she was called pretty, her face blushed and she became embarrassed.
‘I guess she’s not as scary as I thought.’
“Are you an angel?”
“Hmm, hmm. Yes. I am the faithful servant of the glorified God. I am an angel sent down for you who are suffering.”
“Oh oh....”
Lee Hyun-woo, who was quite drunk, did not recognize that this situation was quite unrealistic. Rather, a holy feeling invaded and filled his heart.
‘If an angel helps, wouldn’t my miserably boring life change?’
“What and how do you help?”
“Tell me of one wish you have.”
“Then… will you marry me?”
In the mind of the drunken Lee Hyeon-Woo, an animation he watched when he was very young came to mind.
The story took place when you proposed to an angel who came to grant your wish.
Lee Hyun-woo, who recalled it, spat out the words directly from his tongue without thinking his request over.
“That is impossible.”
“Huh? Why?! You said you would grant me a wish!”
“Your looks and body are not to my taste. Sorry. Do you have any other wishes?”
“Ugh....”
‘Today, the confession list and rejection list increased by 1 each. Shitty world.’
His heart, which was filled with joy, plummeted at once.
Still, thanks to that, a semblance of rationality was brought back to his drunken mind.
“Then money. Please give me money that will forever be enough to play and eat for the rest of my life without care.”
“Neither can I do that. Great wealth cannot be abused recklessly. If it’s a small amount of money, it’s fine. Uh... About 10 million won [T/N: $8000] in your country’s money?”
The angel opened her little book and calculated the money and exchange rate she could give. It was clear that she was not accustomed to the human world.
“Neither this nor that. Then what even can I wish for?”
“Why don’t you wish for a life of happiness? Because that is the correct use of wishes.”
“Then let me at least use as many coins as I want.”
“Coins? What is that?”
Hyeon-Woo Lee pointed toward the monitor and explained what the Coins were.
“It is used to give presents to the Streamers over there. If it’s like that, you’re not even giving me real money… so can’t you give me an infinite amount?”
“Hmm....”
After thinking for a moment, the angel came to a decision.
“If it’s for the purpose of pleasing others, that’s fine. Your wish will come true.”
Lee Hyeon-woo’s wish was determined to be infinite coins.
It was an agreement between an angel who didn’t know enough about the human world and a drunken Lee Hyeon-woo.
— — — — — —
CountPingus
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“Today… it’s you!”
After scrolling down for a while, Lee Hyun-woo caught sight of a female streamer.
[Day 3, New Female Cam | Drinking mukbang. Oppas, let’s have a drink together!]
Mulan · 13 viewers
‘Day 3, newbie female cam. I don’t know if it’s really her third day or not. But I like the inviting gesture and the moderate number of viewers.’
Clicking on the thumbnail, Lee-Hyeon Woo entered the broadcast immediately and skipped the ad that popped up.
“[I-want-to-be-unemployed], oppa, welcome!”
Lee Hyun-woo’s ID was ‘I-want-to-be-unemployed’.
Like a new streamer, Mulan smiles and greets straight away, even though he hasn’t yet signed up as a fan, causing Lee Hyun-woo to feel a bit of satisfaction.
‘Where would an ordinary man go and be welcomed by such a pretty woman? If there was such a place, it is probably a place where you have to pay a very expensive fee.’ [TN: Brothel]
— Hello. It’s the first time I’ve seen you. I came here to have a drink with you.
“That’s right. It’s been 3 days since I aired! Please come more often in the future. Then, since there are newcomers, shall we toast together? Wooh~!”
‘It seems that my fatigue is melting away at the charm of Mulan.’
Lee Hyun-woo raised his glass and toasted to the glass on the other side of the monitor.
And then the Baek Se-ju went down his throat.
Since it was an expensive drink, it was very sweet and went down his throat easily.
He had a drink while chatting from time to time, and ended up emptying a bottle and a half before he knew it. All that was left was just half a bottle.
The time was already 11:55 pm.
There were only 5 minutes left until his birthday.
‘Even if it got to midnight, no one would ever contact me on my smartphone.’
‘But I want to be congratulated.’
‘If possible, by a woman as pretty as Mulan.’
Hyunwoo Lee clicked the Coin Gift button.
Since his pocket wasn’t very deep, he only had a few coins he’d recharge into his account every month.
‘Only 5,000 won…’
As it’s 1 coin per 100 won, he could only exchange 50 coins a month.
Compared to so-called Big Shots planting 10,000 or 100,000 Won a day, he had terrible economic power.
However, even with this amount of coin, a new streamer could still be treated since the big shots didn’t show up much in camgirls’ rooms with very few viewers. This was especially true for female cams that had just started streaming.
‘There are 17 coins left. If I gift all of these, I feel like my wallet situation will be revealed. So only 10...’
[I-want-to-be-an-unemployed gifts 10 coins!]
[I-want-to-be-unemployed became the 32nd member of the fan club]
-Mulan-nim, it’s my birthday in 5 minutes. Can you wish me a happy birthday?
A voice message with the tone of a virtual girl read out Lee Hyun-woo’s message.
Mulan responded with a bright smile because of the paid chat.
“Oh! Unemployed oppa! Is it your birthday? Congratulations! Congratulations! Happy birthday. Happy birthday! My dear white-skinned oppa. Happy birthday! Waaaaa! Haha....”
‘I shot a coin to receive a simple congratulatory message, but I received a huge reaction back.’
The new streamer, Mulan, sang Happy Birthday with all her heart and even clapped her hands.
‘For only 10 Coins.’
Compared to the gift of 1,000 won, the subsequent reaction was the real benefit.
It was a reaction that could only be received from new streamers.
Midnight.
It was Lee Hyun-woo’s birthday.
“Huh? What is this?”
Suddenly the fluorescent ceiling lights flickered and then went out.
Lee Hyun-woo, who was trying to down his last drink while communicating with Mulan, got up from his seat with an annoyed face and flicked the switch.
But the lights didn’t turn on.
“Annoying! Is the computer still on? Did only the fluorescent light go out?”
Replacing the lamp was easy, but annoying. He get annoyed because he was so drunk.
But at that moment, he saw someone standing in the room.
“Aaaaagh!”
‘Is it a ghost?’
Lee-Hyeon Woo screamed hysterically at the suddenly appearing face.
He didn’t know when he had turned into a playboy who could do anything with the XX chromosome gender for one to turn up in his bedroom.
Unfortunately, Hyunwoo Lee recalled however that he had a normal sexual capability.
“What, what, what, what?!”
“Fear not. I want to help you.”
A ghost stood in the room suddenly...
‘No, the woman is far from just a mere ghost.’
Shiny white hair, a milky-white face that appeared clean rather than pale, and rather harmonious features.
And above all, she had wings on her back.
‘It is more like an angel than a ghost.’
“Pretty....”
“I will strengthen you... Eh? What, what?”
When the angel who gave off a solemn atmosphere heard that she was called pretty, her face blushed and she became embarrassed.
‘I guess she’s not as scary as I thought.’
“Are you an angel?”
“Hmm, hmm. Yes. I am the faithful servant of the glorified God. I am an angel sent down for you who are suffering.”
“Oh oh....”
Lee Hyun-woo, who was quite drunk, did not recognize that this situation was quite unrealistic. Rather, a holy feeling invaded and filled his heart.
‘If an angel helps, wouldn’t my miserably boring life change?’
“What and how do you help?”
“Tell me of one wish you have.”
“Then… will you marry me?”
In the mind of the drunken Lee Hyeon-Woo, an animation he watched when he was very young came to mind.
The story took place when you proposed to an angel who came to grant your wish.
Lee Hyun-woo, who recalled it, spat out the words directly from his tongue without thinking his request over.
“That is impossible.”
“Huh? Why?! You said you would grant me a wish!”
“Your looks and body are not to my taste. Sorry. Do you have any other wishes?”
“Ugh....”
‘Today, the confession list and rejection list increased by 1 each. Shitty world.’
His heart, which was filled with joy, plummeted at once.
Still, thanks to that, a semblance of rationality was brought back to his drunken mind.
“Then money. Please give me money that will forever be enough to play and eat for the rest of my life without care.”
“Neither can I do that. Great wealth cannot be abused recklessly. If it’s a small amount of money, it’s fine. Uh... About 10 million won [T/N: $8000] in your country’s money?”
The angel opened her little book and calculated the money and exchange rate she could give. It was clear that she was not accustomed to the human world.
“Neither this nor that. Then what even can I wish for?”
“Why don’t you wish for a life of happiness? Because that is the correct use of wishes.”
“Then let me at least use as many coins as I want.”
“Coins? What is that?”
Hyeon-Woo Lee pointed toward the monitor and explained what the Coins were.
“It is used to give presents to the Streamers over there. If it’s like that, you’re not even giving me real money… so can’t you give me an infinite amount?”
“Hmm....”
After thinking for a moment, the angel came to a decision.
“If it’s for the purpose of pleasing others, that’s fine. Your wish will come true.”
Lee Hyeon-woo’s wish was determined to be infinite coins.
It was an agreement between an angel who didn’t know enough about the human world and a drunken Lee Hyeon-woo.
— — — — — —
CountPingus
patreon.com/countp
