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Streamer Kkoking.
His nickname was supposed to be an abbreviation of Cock King.
Of course, when speaking to his audiences, he said is was an abbreviation of Korea King.
He was teased as a child because of his big cock, but after puberty he knew he held bragging rights and started to call himself cock king.
His nickname from his school days had continued to this day.
But unfortunately, his body stats were limited only to his cock.
Compared to his big cock, his face was unreasonably ugly.
When he was living a normal life, that was one of his biggest stresses.
He was so stressed about it, that he had even contemplated plastic surgery.
However, his bad looks had become one of his biggest advantages that no one could even try to emulate in the personal streaming industry.
People cursed at his appearance and then threw money just for h sing the chance to look at him.
Just by making a face, the chat window would become filled with ‘F’.
Kkoking had used his face as a weapon to grow his personal stream step by step.
And he was eventually able to claim the title of the third captain of Korea TV.
“Have you finished contacting the guests?”
It was 10 minutes before the start of the stream.
Kkoking, who was playing with the standby screen, asked the manager a passing question.
In his life, his manager could be considered an indispensable presence.
Everything other than the actual live streaming was entrusted to his manager.
With this sort of appearance revealed a lot in streams, viewers were quick to ask if the manager being fed rice. [i.e being taken care of.]
He made him do a lot of work like a salt-farm slave, but the manager had no complaints.
Because he was payed very well.
“Uh. They will arrive in a little while. No one seems to be late.”
“OK. What about Hyo-sang?”
“Sleeping on the first floor.”
“Wake him up and tell him to come. It will start soon.”
Hyo-sang was the main guest of today’s stream.
As a former League of Legends pro gamer and currently a Korea TV streamer, he had won today’s blind date by coaxing Kkoking and through game betting.
It was now time to stream.
Kkoking pressed the start stream button.
And then he deliberately stared at the camera with a dumb expression.
–When did you start?
-Open the door, pig.
-Wow.
-It started!
-Wow!!
-Ouch! My eyes!
-Ouch!
10,000 viewers gathered at the title- blind dating.
Again and again and again, he was streaming dates, because there was no content comparable to blind dates or dating on Korea TV.
There were 10,000 people right from the beginning, so if he went ahead with the planned content, they would eventually reach 50,000 or 60,000 concurrent viewers.
As the streaming screen illuminated Kkokking, viewers started throwing insults as a group- an expression of how shocked they were to see his face.
It was kind of like a streaming routine.
Among them, there may have been people who sincerely swore at him for being ugly, but Kkoking wasn’t hurt by it.
After all, his appearance was a personal streaming cheat code.
“Hello, audience. Everyone! I have pimples here. Look! They’re so fucking big.”
– Bhhhhh
– Why are you talking about your acne?
-It’s disgusting.
-Wow
[King Hunter gifts 7 coins!]
– (laughing emoji)!
Kkoking spat out random words and started the stream leisurely.
The beginning of the stream was a kind of warm-up.
It was the process of peeling the orange peel and working the mouth and brain in preparation for the fruit.
As soon as the stream started, most of the people who came to him were his core fans, so they liked everything he said.
And soon after, he called over Kim Hyo-sang, the main guest of the day.
Kkoking made fun of Kim Hyo-sang very sarcastically, drawing some laughter.
It was peeling an orange under the guise of a some gossip talk, until it became close to 10 o’clock.
Then Kkoking slightly changed the tone of his voice.
“Okay! So let’s start with today’s content. Everyone, I’m talking again and again, but I don’t plan to keep doing that. Today’s blind dates are a right obtained by Hyo-sang, so please watch him with an open mind. The number of blind date girls called in today is 20. Is that too many? That would be 200 minutes even if he only talks for 10 minutes with each person! Yes, it is way too long, so I have introduced a rule. This magic button!”
Kkoking passed over a button to Hyosang.
“As soon as you press this button, the blind date will be kicked out of the house. If you find her boring, you don’t like her, or you want to ban her, just press the button as you please. Got it? Hyo-sang?”
“Ah, am I supposed to press it?”
“Isn’t that the case? Weren’t you listening so far? There are a lot of people, so if you don’t press the button while pretending to be nice, you’ll get yelled at by the stream, so press hard. Tap tap! So, without wasting any more time, let’s get started right away! Manager! Let them in right away!”
Blind date stream participants were divided into newbie female streamers recruited through announcements and sveeral medium and large female streamers recruited through public relations.
And at the beginning of the stream, most of the younger ones began.
Why were newbies just newbies?
It may be that they were lacking something.
Most of them did not have any special charm, so they remain as leftovers.
Kkoking, who had seen many a newbie, reacted for the stream, praising and encouraging the newbie female streamers.
He was ugly, but his standards were very high.
Because in the special environment of Korea TV, he was able to meet many women with beautiful and great bodies even with his ugly face.
But that was why the attitude he used to treat female streamers was lacking life.
However, a female streamer who would temporarily recover his soul appeared as a guest.
“Next is Streamer Bread!”
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— — — — — —
Streamer Kkoking.
His nickname was supposed to be an abbreviation of Cock King.
Of course, when speaking to his audiences, he said is was an abbreviation of Korea King.
He was teased as a child because of his big cock, but after puberty he knew he held bragging rights and started to call himself cock king.
His nickname from his school days had continued to this day.
But unfortunately, his body stats were limited only to his cock.
Compared to his big cock, his face was unreasonably ugly.
When he was living a normal life, that was one of his biggest stresses.
He was so stressed about it, that he had even contemplated plastic surgery.
However, his bad looks had become one of his biggest advantages that no one could even try to emulate in the personal streaming industry.
People cursed at his appearance and then threw money just for h sing the chance to look at him.
Just by making a face, the chat window would become filled with ‘F’.
Kkoking had used his face as a weapon to grow his personal stream step by step.
And he was eventually able to claim the title of the third captain of Korea TV.
“Have you finished contacting the guests?”
It was 10 minutes before the start of the stream.
Kkoking, who was playing with the standby screen, asked the manager a passing question.
In his life, his manager could be considered an indispensable presence.
Everything other than the actual live streaming was entrusted to his manager.
With this sort of appearance revealed a lot in streams, viewers were quick to ask if the manager being fed rice. [i.e being taken care of.]
He made him do a lot of work like a salt-farm slave, but the manager had no complaints.
Because he was payed very well.
“Uh. They will arrive in a little while. No one seems to be late.”
“OK. What about Hyo-sang?”
“Sleeping on the first floor.”
“Wake him up and tell him to come. It will start soon.”
Hyo-sang was the main guest of today’s stream.
As a former League of Legends pro gamer and currently a Korea TV streamer, he had won today’s blind date by coaxing Kkoking and through game betting.
It was now time to stream.
Kkoking pressed the start stream button.
And then he deliberately stared at the camera with a dumb expression.
–When did you start?
-Open the door, pig.
-Wow.
-It started!
-Wow!!
-Ouch! My eyes!
-Ouch!
10,000 viewers gathered at the title- blind dating.
Again and again and again, he was streaming dates, because there was no content comparable to blind dates or dating on Korea TV.
There were 10,000 people right from the beginning, so if he went ahead with the planned content, they would eventually reach 50,000 or 60,000 concurrent viewers.
As the streaming screen illuminated Kkokking, viewers started throwing insults as a group- an expression of how shocked they were to see his face.
It was kind of like a streaming routine.
Among them, there may have been people who sincerely swore at him for being ugly, but Kkoking wasn’t hurt by it.
After all, his appearance was a personal streaming cheat code.
“Hello, audience. Everyone! I have pimples here. Look! They’re so fucking big.”
– Bhhhhh
– Why are you talking about your acne?
-It’s disgusting.
-Wow
[King Hunter gifts 7 coins!]
– (laughing emoji)!
Kkoking spat out random words and started the stream leisurely.
The beginning of the stream was a kind of warm-up.
It was the process of peeling the orange peel and working the mouth and brain in preparation for the fruit.
As soon as the stream started, most of the people who came to him were his core fans, so they liked everything he said.
And soon after, he called over Kim Hyo-sang, the main guest of the day.
Kkoking made fun of Kim Hyo-sang very sarcastically, drawing some laughter.
It was peeling an orange under the guise of a some gossip talk, until it became close to 10 o’clock.
Then Kkoking slightly changed the tone of his voice.
“Okay! So let’s start with today’s content. Everyone, I’m talking again and again, but I don’t plan to keep doing that. Today’s blind dates are a right obtained by Hyo-sang, so please watch him with an open mind. The number of blind date girls called in today is 20. Is that too many? That would be 200 minutes even if he only talks for 10 minutes with each person! Yes, it is way too long, so I have introduced a rule. This magic button!”
Kkoking passed over a button to Hyosang.
“As soon as you press this button, the blind date will be kicked out of the house. If you find her boring, you don’t like her, or you want to ban her, just press the button as you please. Got it? Hyo-sang?”
“Ah, am I supposed to press it?”
“Isn’t that the case? Weren’t you listening so far? There are a lot of people, so if you don’t press the button while pretending to be nice, you’ll get yelled at by the stream, so press hard. Tap tap! So, without wasting any more time, let’s get started right away! Manager! Let them in right away!”
Blind date stream participants were divided into newbie female streamers recruited through announcements and sveeral medium and large female streamers recruited through public relations.
And at the beginning of the stream, most of the younger ones began.
Why were newbies just newbies?
It may be that they were lacking something.
Most of them did not have any special charm, so they remain as leftovers.
Kkoking, who had seen many a newbie, reacted for the stream, praising and encouraging the newbie female streamers.
He was ugly, but his standards were very high.
Because in the special environment of Korea TV, he was able to meet many women with beautiful and great bodies even with his ugly face.
But that was why the attitude he used to treat female streamers was lacking life.
However, a female streamer who would temporarily recover his soul appeared as a guest.
“Next is Streamer Bread!”
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