How Can My Wife Be So Adorable Chapter 153 – Lift Your Butt
Under the allure of Chen Xing’s thin lips, little Zero gently bent down, as her lips were about to touch his. She closed her own eyes.
A soft touch, then a quick retreat.
She opened her beautiful eyes and looked at him. Chen Xing still hadn’t woken up!
So, once again, the charming little dimples appeared on her face: Successful sneak attack! Hehe…
San’er added another serving of dog food (sweetness points)!
With a smile, Zero looked at the sleep-feigning Chen Xing and thought: He’s sleeping so soundly! What a big idiot! Well… how about… stealing a kiss…?
The nervous yet thrilling feeling she had when she stole a kiss from Chen Xing just now lingered in her mind!
And then, she bent down again. Likewise, as her lips were about to touch Chen Xing’s, she closed her eyes.
But!
Chen Xing opened his eyes.
In the moment that little Zero’s lips touched his, he parted his lips and gently brushed against her with his tongue.
“Um!?” Zero panicked and suddenly opened her eyes. What just happened?
Chen Xing’s hand was already gently supporting the back of her head. Then, with a gentle press, Ultimate technique: The suffocating kiss under the head press!
“Um!” (Uh-oh! Sneak attack failed… sob… caught…) o_o…
While she wasn’t paying attention, Chen Xing sneaked into her little mouth again. Helpless, little Zero could only let him launch his unbridled attack.
“Um~”
After who knows how long, Zero began to feel short of breath and weak all over, and she crouched down gently. Submitting to Chen Xing’s assault!
“Um…” (I’m getting dizzy…)
【Ding~ Congratulations to the host for successfully making your wife breathless and dizzy with a kiss, earning the title: Suffocate Whenever You Kiss! Rewards: Spirit Points: 10 million, Crystal Coins: 20 million. Attribute Enhancements: Endurance: +10% Kissing Intensity: +10%!】
“Um!…” (I can’t take it anymore…) ≧﹏≦！！！
Chen Xing finally let go of little Zero.
“Ha…” She could only lay weakly on his chest, panting heavily.
Chen Xing sat up directly and pulled her into his embrace.
“Um… you sneak-attacked me…”
Chen Xing lightly patted her bottom and chuckled: “Between a husband and wife, how can you call it a sneak attack?”
“Oh… what should I call it then?”
“Do you know… cough, do you know that love can be expressed in various forms?”
“Um… I don’t know…”
“Countless ways! This is one of them…So when I forcefully kissed you, it means I love you, got it?”
“Oh… got it…”
San’er, while munching on his dog food, silently watched Chen Xing act all suave and wondered: Where did this guy learn all these slick lines?
Then suddenly, Chen Xing said: “Oh, by the way, spanking you is also one of them.”
“Smack!”
???
Zero immediately protested: “Um, hey! Don’t!”
“Hahaha…” Chen Xing was thoroughly amused.
Seeing him so happy, little Zero pouted: “Hmph… then I’ll love you too!”
As she said that, she extended her little hand. “Smack!” She lightly patted Chen Xing’s buttocks!
“Oh? You dare to hit me!?” Though he said that, his face was happier than anyone else’s!
“Smack!”
“Um, hey! You hit me again!”
“Hmph!”
“Smack!” Little Zero responded with a gentle counter-attack.
Chen Xing chuckled softly: “This isn’t hitting you, it’s loving you!”
With that, he extended his hand again. “Smack!”
“Um!”
Finally, little Zero realized that Chen Xing was just joking earlier. He was clearly teasing her. Hmph!
She extended her hand once more. Just as she was about to pat, Chen Xing grabbed her hand: “Hehe… not letting you hit me!”
“Whew… you’re bullying me! I won’t play with you anymore!”
“Hmph!” After a disdainful snort, little Zero pretended to be very angry, turned her head away, and ignored Chen Xing!
He saw through her act with a single glance. With a mischievous smile on his face, he gave her another pat.
“Smack!”
“Um…” Zero let out a soft hum but continued to ignore him.
Chen Xing patted her again.
Still no response from little Zero. Another pat, and she was still ignoring him!
???
This was quite unusual.
So, Chen Xing lightly pinched her.
“Um…” Zero couldn’t stand the tickling, squirmed a bit, and let out another cold hum. Still ignoring him.
Chen Xing started to panic a bit!
“Are you really angry, my dear?” He quickly tilted his head to look at her face.
But Zero turned her head to the side, pretended to be angry, and hummed again. Yet deep inside, she was feeling quite pleased: Hmph… let’s see how you feel when I scare you a bit from time to time!
This time, she genuinely frightened Chen Xing, and even pinching her bottom wouldn’t work. He quickly apologized: “I’m sorry! Little Zero!”
“Hmph~!”
“I’m really sorry!”
“Hmph!”
“Uh…” Chen Xing hadn’t realized she was pretending. It must be said, being in love can make one’s IQ drop.
Given Zero’s temperament, no matter what he did, she wouldn’t truly get angry. Even if he took an assertive approach, she wouldn’t… Because he was the person she loved the most!
Chen Xing understood this very well. However, when facing this version of little Zero, he lost some basic logic skills. This was normal; sometimes, when a girlfriend’s face became expressionless, some boyfriends would start trembling.
Oh my God! What’s wrong with her again? Did I do something to upset her?
That’s the state Chen Xing was in right now.
Seeing her still ignoring him, he held her small hand: “Husband is really sorry… Zero~ My sweet little Zero~ don’t be mad.”
“Hmph~ you’re not… my husband~” As she spoke, she even shook off Chen Xing’s hand.
However, as soon as she shook off his hand, Zero regretted it immediately! Panicking inwardly: Oh no… Did I go too far? Chen Xing might feel sad… … what should I do?
While thinking about it, she secretly glanced at Chen Xing. And she saw him looking at her helplessly. Just as she was about to say something, Chen Xing spoke up: “How about… I let you give me a smack? To vent your anger?”
“Huh?” Zero immediately showed an expectant expression: “How do I smack you?”
Seeing her finally smile, Chen Xing breathed a sigh of relief. Might as well go all the way! For the sake of making this little cutie happy, who cares about dignity!?
He lifted little Zero to the side and then lay down on the couch himself. “Come on!”
Seeing Chen Xing’s playful pose, Zero covered her mouth, trying not to burst into laughter.
“Chuckle~ chuckle chuckle…” (Suppressed laughter…)
If it weren’t for the fact that her eyes were crescent-shaped, who would have guessed this little one was stifling a laugh?
“Giggle giggle….”
She couldn’t hold it any longer! Her laughter, as melodious as a nightingale’s song, filled the room.
Seeing her laugh so happily, Chen Xing finally relaxed and turned around to sit up. With a mischievous smile, he said: “Hehe… feeling better?”
Zero pursed her lips, quickly hiding her smile, raised her little head, and stubbornly said: “Hmph~ I’m not! Lie down! I haven’t smacked you yet!”
“Well… um…”
“Lie down, lie down~ hehe…” (☆▽☆)~!
With both of her small hands gently pushing Chen Xing, her adorable little tiger teeth appeared again as she happily played around.
Chen Xing had no choice but to lie down again.
Zero gently patted his bottom: “Hehe… lift your butt a bit!”
“This…” Suddenly, Chen Xing felt a bit embarrassed. Why did this feel so much like… S…M…!?
【How did you become a masochist! Quack quack quack…】
San’er just burst into laughter, imitating a duck’s quack!
Chen Xing rolled his eyes in annoyance: “Shut up, damn it!”
Zero asked in confusion: “What’s a masochist?”
“Um… it’s something kids don’t need to know about.”
Little Zero pouted: “I’m not a kid anymore! Hmph!”
“Smack!” A slap on the hand!
!!!
Zero was taken aback!
What a strange feeling was this? So much fun! (☆▽☆)!!!
That’s how she genuinely felt at that moment…
???
Chen Xing was also taken aback! Even though his skin was as thick as a city wall, it turned a rare shade of red, possibly even redder than little Zero’s ever been! At this moment, he finally understood the embarrassment Zero felt when he patted her bottom every day.
However, his embarrassment was several times stronger than hers! It was incredibly embarrassing!
Meanwhile, San’er had turned into a laughing mess in the system space.
【Ding~ Congratulations to the host for (reluctantly) unlocking the masochistic behavior!】
How Can My Wife Be So Adorable Chapter 153 – Lift Your Butt
Under the allure of Chen Xing’s thin lips, little Zero gently bent down, as her lips were about to touch his. She closed her own eyes.
A soft touch, then a quick retreat.
She opened her beautiful eyes and looked at him. Chen Xing still hadn’t woken up!
So, once again, the charming little dimples appeared on her face: Successful sneak attack! Hehe…
San’er added another serving of dog food (sweetness points)!
With a smile, Zero looked at the sleep-feigning Chen Xing and thought: He’s sleeping so soundly! What a big idiot! Well… how about… stealing a kiss…?
The nervous yet thrilling feeling she had when she stole a kiss from Chen Xing just now lingered in her mind!
And then, she bent down again. Likewise, as her lips were about to touch Chen Xing’s, she closed her eyes.
But!
Chen Xing opened his eyes.
In the moment that little Zero’s lips touched his, he parted his lips and gently brushed against her with his tongue.
“Um!?” Zero panicked and suddenly opened her eyes. What just happened?
Chen Xing’s hand was already gently supporting the back of her head. Then, with a gentle press, Ultimate technique: The suffocating kiss under the head press!
“Um!” (Uh-oh! Sneak attack failed… sob… caught…) o_o…
While she wasn’t paying attention, Chen Xing sneaked into her little mouth again. Helpless, little Zero could only let him launch his unbridled attack.
“Um~”
After who knows how long, Zero began to feel short of breath and weak all over, and she crouched down gently. Submitting to Chen Xing’s assault!
“Um…” (I’m getting dizzy…)
【Ding~ Congratulations to the host for successfully making your wife breathless and dizzy with a kiss, earning the title: Suffocate Whenever You Kiss! Rewards: Spirit Points: 10 million, Crystal Coins: 20 million. Attribute Enhancements: Endurance: +10% Kissing Intensity: +10%!】
“Um!…” (I can’t take it anymore…) ≧﹏≦！！！
Chen Xing finally let go of little Zero.
“Ha…” She could only lay weakly on his chest, panting heavily.
Chen Xing sat up directly and pulled her into his embrace.
“Um… you sneak-attacked me…”
Chen Xing lightly patted her bottom and chuckled: “Between a husband and wife, how can you call it a sneak attack?”
“Oh… what should I call it then?”
“Do you know… cough, do you know that love can be expressed in various forms?”
“Um… I don’t know…”
“Countless ways! This is one of them…So when I forcefully kissed you, it means I love you, got it?”
“Oh… got it…”
San’er, while munching on his dog food, silently watched Chen Xing act all suave and wondered: Where did this guy learn all these slick lines?
Then suddenly, Chen Xing said: “Oh, by the way, spanking you is also one of them.”
“Smack!”
???
Zero immediately protested: “Um, hey! Don’t!”
“Hahaha…” Chen Xing was thoroughly amused.
Seeing him so happy, little Zero pouted: “Hmph… then I’ll love you too!”
As she said that, she extended her little hand. “Smack!” She lightly patted Chen Xing’s buttocks!
“Oh? You dare to hit me!?” Though he said that, his face was happier than anyone else’s!
“Smack!”
“Um, hey! You hit me again!”
“Hmph!”
“Smack!” Little Zero responded with a gentle counter-attack.
Chen Xing chuckled softly: “This isn’t hitting you, it’s loving you!”
With that, he extended his hand again. “Smack!”
“Um!”
Finally, little Zero realized that Chen Xing was just joking earlier. He was clearly teasing her. Hmph!
She extended her hand once more. Just as she was about to pat, Chen Xing grabbed her hand: “Hehe… not letting you hit me!”
“Whew… you’re bullying me! I won’t play with you anymore!”
“Hmph!” After a disdainful snort, little Zero pretended to be very angry, turned her head away, and ignored Chen Xing!
He saw through her act with a single glance. With a mischievous smile on his face, he gave her another pat.
“Smack!”
“Um…” Zero let out a soft hum but continued to ignore him.
Chen Xing patted her again.
Still no response from little Zero. Another pat, and she was still ignoring him!
???
This was quite unusual.
So, Chen Xing lightly pinched her.
“Um…” Zero couldn’t stand the tickling, squirmed a bit, and let out another cold hum. Still ignoring him.
Chen Xing started to panic a bit!
“Are you really angry, my dear?” He quickly tilted his head to look at her face.
But Zero turned her head to the side, pretended to be angry, and hummed again. Yet deep inside, she was feeling quite pleased: Hmph… let’s see how you feel when I scare you a bit from time to time!
This time, she genuinely frightened Chen Xing, and even pinching her bottom wouldn’t work. He quickly apologized: “I’m sorry! Little Zero!”
“Hmph~!”
“I’m really sorry!”
“Hmph!”
“Uh…” Chen Xing hadn’t realized she was pretending. It must be said, being in love can make one’s IQ drop.
Given Zero’s temperament, no matter what he did, she wouldn’t truly get angry. Even if he took an assertive approach, she wouldn’t… Because he was the person she loved the most!
Chen Xing understood this very well. However, when facing this version of little Zero, he lost some basic logic skills. This was normal; sometimes, when a girlfriend’s face became expressionless, some boyfriends would start trembling.
Oh my God! What’s wrong with her again? Did I do something to upset her?
That’s the state Chen Xing was in right now.
Seeing her still ignoring him, he held her small hand: “Husband is really sorry… Zero~ My sweet little Zero~ don’t be mad.”
“Hmph~ you’re not… my husband~” As she spoke, she even shook off Chen Xing’s hand.
However, as soon as she shook off his hand, Zero regretted it immediately! Panicking inwardly: Oh no… Did I go too far? Chen Xing might feel sad… … what should I do?
While thinking about it, she secretly glanced at Chen Xing. And she saw him looking at her helplessly. Just as she was about to say something, Chen Xing spoke up: “How about… I let you give me a smack? To vent your anger?”
“Huh?” Zero immediately showed an expectant expression: “How do I smack you?”
Seeing her finally smile, Chen Xing breathed a sigh of relief. Might as well go all the way! For the sake of making this little cutie happy, who cares about dignity!?
He lifted little Zero to the side and then lay down on the couch himself. “Come on!”
Seeing Chen Xing’s playful pose, Zero covered her mouth, trying not to burst into laughter.
“Chuckle~ chuckle chuckle…” (Suppressed laughter…)
If it weren’t for the fact that her eyes were crescent-shaped, who would have guessed this little one was stifling a laugh?
“Giggle giggle….”
She couldn’t hold it any longer! Her laughter, as melodious as a nightingale’s song, filled the room.
Seeing her laugh so happily, Chen Xing finally relaxed and turned around to sit up. With a mischievous smile, he said: “Hehe… feeling better?”
Zero pursed her lips, quickly hiding her smile, raised her little head, and stubbornly said: “Hmph~ I’m not! Lie down! I haven’t smacked you yet!”
“Well… um…”
“Lie down, lie down~ hehe…” (☆▽☆)~!
With both of her small hands gently pushing Chen Xing, her adorable little tiger teeth appeared again as she happily played around.
Chen Xing had no choice but to lie down again.
Zero gently patted his bottom: “Hehe… lift your butt a bit!”
“This…” Suddenly, Chen Xing felt a bit embarrassed. Why did this feel so much like… S…M…!?
【How did you become a masochist! Quack quack quack…】
San’er just burst into laughter, imitating a duck’s quack!
Chen Xing rolled his eyes in annoyance: “Shut up, damn it!”
Zero asked in confusion: “What’s a masochist?”
“Um… it’s something kids don’t need to know about.”
Little Zero pouted: “I’m not a kid anymore! Hmph!”
“Smack!” A slap on the hand!
!!!
Zero was taken aback!
What a strange feeling was this? So much fun! (☆▽☆)!!!
That’s how she genuinely felt at that moment…
???
Chen Xing was also taken aback! Even though his skin was as thick as a city wall, it turned a rare shade of red, possibly even redder than little Zero’s ever been! At this moment, he finally understood the embarrassment Zero felt when he patted her bottom every day.
However, his embarrassment was several times stronger than hers! It was incredibly embarrassing!
Meanwhile, San’er had turned into a laughing mess in the system space.
【Ding~ Congratulations to the host for (reluctantly) unlocking the masochistic behavior!】
