How Can My Wife Be So Adorable Chapter 154 – I Won’t Give You A Baby
【Rewards: Spirit Points: 30 million, Crystal Coins: 60 million. Item Reward: Complete set of Little Leather Whip Suit!】
Chen Xing: ???
Zero: ???
“What is the Little Leather Whip Suit?”
Innocently and naively, little Zero asked Chen Xing.
Chen Xing quickly got up! As the top assassin of the Assassin Star, how could he allow such a thing to exist? He firmly declared: “Destroy it!”
【I won’t!】
“Hurry! I’m not kidding!”
【Hahaha…】
“Um… what is it? I want to see.”
Zero was incredibly curious. What could make Chen Xing so nervous? Even more nervous than making him cross-dress!
“You can’t see it!” Speaking, Chen Xing quickly operated in the system interface.
If San’er wouldn’t help him, he would destroy it himself. This was something San’er couldn’t stop!
He quickly accessed his inventory and found the Little Leather Whip. It really was a complete set! It had everything!
In the next moment, Chen Xing destroyed all of it.
【Tsk… why destroy it? Hahaha… Who knows, you might need it in the future!】
“Get lost! What’s the reporting hotline for your dimension? I’ll report you guys!”
【Hahaha… Sorry, we’re the big shots of the entire dimension. You can’t report us!】
“…”
Seeing he was temporarily helpless, Chen Xing gritted his teeth and said: “Fine… just you wait…, what’s the boss’s name again? Sanjiu Zero One, right… just you wait…”
【Hahaha…】
The more he acted like this, the more curious little Zero became! What exactly was it? To make Chen Xing so angry!
“What is it… if you won’t even let me take a look… hmph…”
Zero asked again, leaving Chen Xing momentarily unsure how to respond. He quickly changed the subject: “We should go to sleep!”
“No, I won’t! If you don’t tell me, I won’t sleep, hmph…”
Chen Xing saw her persistence and decided to make up something: “The Little Leather Whip Suit is… a set of leather whips we used to play with when we were kids, for playing and cracking!”
【Ding~ Detected that the host is lying to the adorable wife! Deducting Spirit Points: 100,000! Deducting Crystal Coins: 100,000!】
“San’er!!!”
【It’s not my fault, it was triggered automatically, hahaha…】
“Um… you lied to me again…” Little Zero was genuinely unhappy! Chen Xing actually lied to her, making her feel uncomfortable…
“This…” Chen Xing felt helpless!
He had just appeased Zero and now she was angry again… What could he do?
After all, she was too adorable! He could only speak earnestly: “Zero, this thing is not right! It’s not a good thing! It’s really bad!”
San’er was bursting with suppressed laughter in the system: Lie, just keep lying!
“I can make it myself, and in the future, I’ll make you a proper one! How about that?”
“Um… really?”
“Of course it’s true, when have I ever lied to you!?”
“Hmph… just a moment ago…”
“Oh well…” Chen Xing suddenly felt embarrassed, “That doesn’t count!”
“Um… fine~ hmph… just don’t forget, okay? You have to make one for me.”
Seeing that she had finally been appeased, Chen Xing let out a sigh of relief. “Of course, I won’t forget!”
He wasn’t lying about this, everything he said was true. Naturally, the system didn’t trigger the deception punishment.
San’er rolled his eyes: Are all girlfriends this easy to please?
Later he came to realize, those were only other people’s girlfriends!
Since Chen Xing had explained himself, the matter was over in Zero’s mind. No need to dig deeper; she was easy to appease. However, his bottom still needed to be smacked, because she hadn’t had enough fun yet!
“Get down…”
“Huh?” Chen Xing momentarily doubted whether he had heard correctly.
“Get down~”
“Oh no!? Can’t we stop hitting…?”
“Hehe~ No!” (●ˇ?ˇ●)
Seeing her face full of anticipation, Chen Xing understood that she had become addicted to this game. Could he let her have all the fun herself? Everyone being happy was true happiness.
Suddenly, he became resolute again!
“Can’t!?” Chen Xing laughed and squinted his eyes.
Seeing his expression, Zero suddenly had a bad feeling. She felt that her bottom was in trouble again! Quickly taking two steps back, keeping a distance from Chen Xing: “You… you… you’re not allowed to bully me!”
“If you bully me… I’ll… I’ll…”
Chen Xing looked at her stuttering and stammering with a mischievous smile, “You’ll what?”
“I… I’ll…” Zero thought for a while, but couldn’t come up with anything threatening!
Chen Xing chuckled and got up from the sofa, walking toward her.
Little Zero retreated in fear: “If you bully me… I’ll… I won’t give you a baby! Hmph…”
“Oh?” Chen Xing raised an eyebrow and smirked, saying, “Alright, then I’ll have a baby with someone else.” (Note: Ultimate example of what not to say!)
Zero was stunned after hearing that!
In the next moment, tears were already welling up in her eyes.
Chen Xing… was actually going to have a baby with someone else!?
“No! No! No!” ┭┮﹏┭┮
(If you don’t have this kind of wife, don’t try this. A certain someone tried it, and now their life is pretty good. They just relax all day, but they’re sitting in a wheelchair, and there’s not even anyone to push it from behind.)
Chen Xing simply lifted her up and whispered in her ear: “Fool, I was just teasing you.”
“Wuwu…”
“Now, I’ll take you to make a baby~”
“Huh!?” ( ・◇・)？
That one sentence instantly made little Zero forget her unhappiness. Immediately, she completely forgot the reckless words Chen Xing had said earlier. All that was in her mind was an image of children running around everywhere…
For some reason, the mental image was of twenty children surrounding her. One after another, they were shouting: “Mommy! Mommy! Mommy!”
One person, one sentence, twenty sentences in total.
That feeling… was too terrifying! (ᗒᗣᗕ) !!
“No… we… we’re not even married yet!”
“Uh… aren’t we going to get married sooner or later? It’s better to have children early, then they can participate in both of our wedding ceremonies, isn’t that great?”
“Huh!?” Suddenly, little Zero wavered, as if there was a tiny bit of reason in what he said! So her mind started pondering…
Even San’er was completely impressed by Chen Xing now! He now even suspected that Chen Xing used to be on Earth specifically to abduct cute and innocent little girls.
Seeing that she still hadn’t caught on, Chen Xing quickly seized the opportunity and carried her into the bedroom!
“Disable sight sharing! Disable sound sharing!” Chen Xing issued two consecutive commands.
This time San’er didn’t say anything. Some privacy must be respected!
It’s worth mentioning that San’er can actually see what Zero looks like without clothes. However, he has never looked and set up a pixelation program from the very beginning. Can’t see anything! Friends’ wives are not to be trifled with!
But Chen Xing, on the other hand, is not pixelated and can be seen clearly. Well, men… acing each other with honesty, without fear. They even went to water other people’s vegetable fields in the Assassin Star together, and they peed farther than anyone else. Who hasn’t seen what before?
Anyway…
Chen Xing carried Zero and gently placed her on the bed.
“Um…” o_o….
She suddenly realized that something was amiss.
But by now, Chen Xing had already pressed down on her!
“Huh!?” (⊙﹏⊙)！?
Little Zero had been lost in thought and only now was she beginning to realize the situation! Hastily, she used her hands to prop up Chen Xing’s chest.
“Wait… wait a moment!”
How Can My Wife Be So Adorable Chapter 154 – I Won’t Give You A Baby
【Rewards: Spirit Points: 30 million, Crystal Coins: 60 million. Item Reward: Complete set of Little Leather Whip Suit!】
Chen Xing: ???
Zero: ???
“What is the Little Leather Whip Suit?”
Innocently and naively, little Zero asked Chen Xing.
Chen Xing quickly got up! As the top assassin of the Assassin Star, how could he allow such a thing to exist? He firmly declared: “Destroy it!”
【I won’t!】
“Hurry! I’m not kidding!”
【Hahaha…】
“Um… what is it? I want to see.”
Zero was incredibly curious. What could make Chen Xing so nervous? Even more nervous than making him cross-dress!
“You can’t see it!” Speaking, Chen Xing quickly operated in the system interface.
If San’er wouldn’t help him, he would destroy it himself. This was something San’er couldn’t stop!
He quickly accessed his inventory and found the Little Leather Whip. It really was a complete set! It had everything!
In the next moment, Chen Xing destroyed all of it.
【Tsk… why destroy it? Hahaha… Who knows, you might need it in the future!】
“Get lost! What’s the reporting hotline for your dimension? I’ll report you guys!”
【Hahaha… Sorry, we’re the big shots of the entire dimension. You can’t report us!】
“…”
Seeing he was temporarily helpless, Chen Xing gritted his teeth and said: “Fine… just you wait…, what’s the boss’s name again? Sanjiu Zero One, right… just you wait…”
【Hahaha…】
The more he acted like this, the more curious little Zero became! What exactly was it? To make Chen Xing so angry!
“What is it… if you won’t even let me take a look… hmph…”
Zero asked again, leaving Chen Xing momentarily unsure how to respond. He quickly changed the subject: “We should go to sleep!”
“No, I won’t! If you don’t tell me, I won’t sleep, hmph…”
Chen Xing saw her persistence and decided to make up something: “The Little Leather Whip Suit is… a set of leather whips we used to play with when we were kids, for playing and cracking!”
【Ding~ Detected that the host is lying to the adorable wife! Deducting Spirit Points: 100,000! Deducting Crystal Coins: 100,000!】
“San’er!!!”
【It’s not my fault, it was triggered automatically, hahaha…】
“Um… you lied to me again…” Little Zero was genuinely unhappy! Chen Xing actually lied to her, making her feel uncomfortable…
“This…” Chen Xing felt helpless!
He had just appeased Zero and now she was angry again… What could he do?
After all, she was too adorable! He could only speak earnestly: “Zero, this thing is not right! It’s not a good thing! It’s really bad!”
San’er was bursting with suppressed laughter in the system: Lie, just keep lying!
“I can make it myself, and in the future, I’ll make you a proper one! How about that?”
“Um… really?”
“Of course it’s true, when have I ever lied to you!?”
“Hmph… just a moment ago…”
“Oh well…” Chen Xing suddenly felt embarrassed, “That doesn’t count!”
“Um… fine~ hmph… just don’t forget, okay? You have to make one for me.”
Seeing that she had finally been appeased, Chen Xing let out a sigh of relief. “Of course, I won’t forget!”
He wasn’t lying about this, everything he said was true. Naturally, the system didn’t trigger the deception punishment.
San’er rolled his eyes: Are all girlfriends this easy to please?
Later he came to realize, those were only other people’s girlfriends!
Since Chen Xing had explained himself, the matter was over in Zero’s mind. No need to dig deeper; she was easy to appease. However, his bottom still needed to be smacked, because she hadn’t had enough fun yet!
“Get down…”
“Huh?” Chen Xing momentarily doubted whether he had heard correctly.
“Get down~”
“Oh no!? Can’t we stop hitting…?”
“Hehe~ No!” (●ˇ?ˇ●)
Seeing her face full of anticipation, Chen Xing understood that she had become addicted to this game. Could he let her have all the fun herself? Everyone being happy was true happiness.
Suddenly, he became resolute again!
“Can’t!?” Chen Xing laughed and squinted his eyes.
Seeing his expression, Zero suddenly had a bad feeling. She felt that her bottom was in trouble again! Quickly taking two steps back, keeping a distance from Chen Xing: “You… you… you’re not allowed to bully me!”
“If you bully me… I’ll… I’ll…”
Chen Xing looked at her stuttering and stammering with a mischievous smile, “You’ll what?”
“I… I’ll…” Zero thought for a while, but couldn’t come up with anything threatening!
Chen Xing chuckled and got up from the sofa, walking toward her.
Little Zero retreated in fear: “If you bully me… I’ll… I won’t give you a baby! Hmph…”
“Oh?” Chen Xing raised an eyebrow and smirked, saying, “Alright, then I’ll have a baby with someone else.” (Note: Ultimate example of what not to say!)
Zero was stunned after hearing that!
In the next moment, tears were already welling up in her eyes.
Chen Xing… was actually going to have a baby with someone else!?
“No! No! No!” ┭┮﹏┭┮
(If you don’t have this kind of wife, don’t try this. A certain someone tried it, and now their life is pretty good. They just relax all day, but they’re sitting in a wheelchair, and there’s not even anyone to push it from behind.)
Chen Xing simply lifted her up and whispered in her ear: “Fool, I was just teasing you.”
“Wuwu…”
“Now, I’ll take you to make a baby~”
“Huh!?” ( ・◇・)？
That one sentence instantly made little Zero forget her unhappiness. Immediately, she completely forgot the reckless words Chen Xing had said earlier. All that was in her mind was an image of children running around everywhere…
For some reason, the mental image was of twenty children surrounding her. One after another, they were shouting: “Mommy! Mommy! Mommy!”
One person, one sentence, twenty sentences in total.
That feeling… was too terrifying! (ᗒᗣᗕ) !!
“No… we… we’re not even married yet!”
“Uh… aren’t we going to get married sooner or later? It’s better to have children early, then they can participate in both of our wedding ceremonies, isn’t that great?”
“Huh!?” Suddenly, little Zero wavered, as if there was a tiny bit of reason in what he said! So her mind started pondering…
Even San’er was completely impressed by Chen Xing now! He now even suspected that Chen Xing used to be on Earth specifically to abduct cute and innocent little girls.
Seeing that she still hadn’t caught on, Chen Xing quickly seized the opportunity and carried her into the bedroom!
“Disable sight sharing! Disable sound sharing!” Chen Xing issued two consecutive commands.
This time San’er didn’t say anything. Some privacy must be respected!
It’s worth mentioning that San’er can actually see what Zero looks like without clothes. However, he has never looked and set up a pixelation program from the very beginning. Can’t see anything! Friends’ wives are not to be trifled with!
But Chen Xing, on the other hand, is not pixelated and can be seen clearly. Well, men… acing each other with honesty, without fear. They even went to water other people’s vegetable fields in the Assassin Star together, and they peed farther than anyone else. Who hasn’t seen what before?
Anyway…
Chen Xing carried Zero and gently placed her on the bed.
“Um…” o_o….
She suddenly realized that something was amiss.
But by now, Chen Xing had already pressed down on her!
“Huh!?” (⊙﹏⊙)！?
Little Zero had been lost in thought and only now was she beginning to realize the situation! Hastily, she used her hands to prop up Chen Xing’s chest.
“Wait… wait a moment!”
