Chapter 124.1: SS Good Couple's day
“Eh, Yuya-kun. Do you know what day it is today?”
Kaede suddenly asked me as I was washing the dishes after finishing dinner. Hmm, was today some kind of special day?
“The clue is that it’s the 22nd of November! That’s the answer right there!”
There was nothing that came to mind regarding this day. Kaede’s birthday was in July, and mine was in May, long past due. We didn’t start living together until January, so it was not an anniversary. In other words, I had no idea.
“Mou, pull yourself together, Yuya-kun! Today is Good Couples Day! Couple’s Day! Isn’t it the perfect day for us!”
“Aah, I see what you mean. We’re not a married couple yet, though.”
[TN: In Japan, November 22 is ‘the nice couple day’, or precisely ‘the nice married couple day’. Because 11.22 can be pronounced ‘Ii fu-fu’ which means ‘good married couple’.]
I’m pretty sure it would happen sooner or later, and if I am with Kaede, there’s no greater happiness than that, but wasn’t it too early to celebrate that?
“What do you mean by that!? It’s very important! It’s true that Yuya-kun and I are still lovers, but we’re going to become husband and wife sooner or later, so we should cherish days like this from now on!”
If you neglect it, you would be in big trouble! Kaede insisted with a snort. Why do we have to talk about that?
“Or are you saying, Yuya, that a ‘good tummy day’ or a ‘good bosom day’ is more important than a good marriage day!?”
“Guha!?”
A surprise bombardment from Kaede. I almost dropped the plate I was washing and broke it!
“In particular, I’ve heard that you used to have a ‘good bosom day’ after PE with Higure-kun, Mogi kun and the others… What do you think?”
What… ? How do you know about our conversation that day!? Don’t get me wrong, Mogi was the only one who was excited, and Shinji and I were just listening to his delusions.
Starting to reminisce.
The time was November 8th. It was the end of gym class. The boys and I had finished changing earlier than the rest of the class. As Shinji and I were waiting for Kaede and the others to return from lunch break
“Hey, Yoshizumi! It’s ‘bosom day’!”
“What the h**l are you talking about? Are you stupid?”
Mogi, a member of the baseball team, approached me with a vulgar look on his face. And you say it’s ‘bosom day’? What’s wrong with that?
“Including Higurashi there are three girls in our class who have particularly amazing bosoms! Two of their boyfriends are here. Tell me all about it!”
According to Mogi, the “three owners of great bosoms” seem to be Kaede, Otsuki and Nikaido.
“Otsuki-san is exactly what I’d call a big loli bosom! They’re so tender and soft to the eyes!!”
“Eh, Yuya. Can I punish Mogi for what he did? It’s good, right? This guy… we can’t let him live, can we?”
Calm down, Shinji. I know how you feel, but you can’t do that.
“Hitotsuba-san has big b*****s, not as big as Otsuki-san’s but definitely big! And they’re beautiful, too! They are just perfect! Yoshizumi! You’re the only one I can’t forgive!”
“That’s what I’m talking about! What the h**l do you think you’re doing looking at my girlfriend like that!?”
“Calm down, Yuya! Remember what you said three seconds ago!”
Don’t stop, Shinji! This man must be dealt with right here and now, or he would spread misery!
People who don’t need to cry would cry!
“The last one is Nikaido! She’s not as big as Otsuki-san or Hitotsuba-san, but she’s more than big enough! And yet, she seems to have a lot of bounce!”
“—hee. Whose b*****s are small?”
“Hmm? Who’s Nikaido? And that guy, he sometimes compares himself to Hitotsuba-san and Otsuki-san and gets all pouty? He’s so cute.”
Oh, hey, Mogi. Are you aware of who you’re talking to? I don’t think I need to tell you.
“Hee… okay, okay. Is that how Mogi looks at girls? I know exactly what you mean. You… prick.”
“Nikaido!!?? Why you!? I mean, Yoshizumi! If Nikaido was here, you should have told me!?”
“Shut up, you prick. You seem to have had your way with us, but I hope you’re ready for this.”
Nikaido had a rare blue streak on her temple. I guess this was exactly what it meant to step on a tiger’s tail or to get the wrong end of the stick.
“Haha… what a light joke. Don’t be so… angry!”
“Hey, hey! Don’t run away… !”
But Mogi was a regular player on the baseball team. He took advantage of Nikaido’s diverted attention and ran out of the classroom like a rabbit, trying to escape.
“S**t… that Mogi guy won’t get away with anything if he comes back. Well, let’s not talk about that guy. What about Yoshizumi?”
“Hmm? What do you mean?”
“Don’t make me say it. I mean… do you really prefer the big one?”
Nikaido-san!? What are you even talking about!? You’re asking me about that of all people!?
“Eh, eh! What do you think? Tell me, Yoshizumi. Do you like big guys like Hitotsuba or Akiho?”
My brain went numb at the sound of her voice, which was different from the usual, and had a certain voluptuousness to it. Her eyes were also somewhat moist, and instead of the usual prince, she looked like a princess.
“No, can we not have a conversation regarding this?”
“… Che. You’re very tight-lipped.”
Don’t be so tongue-tied!? There was no way I could answer that question in the first place!? And you know what they said? Everyone was different and yet everyone was good!
“It’s a beautiful thought. What about Higurashi then? Do you think boys like big ones in the first place?”
“Me? I think I like Akiho the most!”
“…Che. The couple.”
“Blow up, you couple.”
That seemed unreasonable! Shinji shouted, and then Kaede and Otsuki came over to finish the story.
End of recollection.
“So, after all, Yuya-kun, do you like big ones like Akiho? Or do you want a beautiful shaped one like Ai-chan? Am I……no good?”
I didn’t expect to be asked the same question again after two weeks. What does this answer have to do with the ‘good marriage day’?
“Of course. Isn’t this a confirmation of us being a good couple?”
Kaede then stood up, walked behind me as I was washing the dishes, and hugged me. She deliberately pressed her bosom together and whispered while blowing more breath into my ear.
“It’s just me. I’m the only one who can hug you, Yuya-kun. It’s a privilege only for me.”
“Kaede”
“That’s why. Yuya-kun is also the only one who can hug me, you know?”
A gentle sweet breath from her sends an electric current down my spine. My reasoning wavers as Kaede tightens her arms around my waist to increase the degree of closeness.
“Yuya-kun does the housework as a matter of course. The food is delicious, and if I’m not careful, I’m afraid I will be spoiled.”
Kaede changed the subject and started praising me. If I don’t say something, I would be at her mercy. I had to take back the initiative!
“No, that’s not true… Hmm… I can’t just leave it to Kaede… Isn’t that obvious.”
“Fufu. I think that’s what’s so great about Yuya-kun, that he can say such things without hesitation.”
Hey, Kaede!? Don’t bite my earlobe so sweetly! Although It’s not painful, in fact, it’s almost pleasurable. Even the sniffles on my neck have become a dangerous spice right now.
“For those n*****y husbands who ruin their wives by cooking dinner and even washing the dishes, today… they need to be rewarded.”
A reward? What the h**l was that? Well, I don’t expect it to be like last month’s Halloween!? Kaede was going to be the wolf!? No, I mean, that was really good!
As I was thinking of something stupid, Kaede quickly let go of my body and my blissful moment was quickly over. Eh, where are you going?
“Please don’t look so sad. I’ll bring you a special reward, so please wait for me.”
Kaede then went to the refrigerator and opened its door. What she took out from there was–
“Ta-da! I’m giving Yuya a chocolate cake as a reward for all his hard work! Let’s eat it together!”
The chocolate cake that Kaede-san made for me on Valentine’s Day before. Could it be that she made it again for this day?
“I am always grateful to Yuya-kun. I made this song to express my gratitude to him and my hope that we can continue to be a good couple.”
“Kaede… Thank you. I’m so happy.”
We were not married yet, though. But to say that now would be foolish. Because that was what I was hoping for with Kaede.
“Ehehe. If you say so, it was worth the effort to make it. Aah, let’s have dessert after dinner! Let’s feed each other!”
“It’s a little embarrassing to feed each other……. Okay, okay, I get it. Let’s say “ahh” to each other.”
When I tried to tell her that I was in trouble, she puffed out his cheeks, so I quickly raised the white flag. There was something foul yet cute about puffing up and looking up in order to appeal to me, wasn’t there?
“Fufu. Let’s have a sweet and debaucherous night, shall we?”
Japan’s prettiest high school girl was going to eventually become Japan’s prettiest wife.
Chapter 124.1: SS Good Couple's day
“Eh, Yuya-kun. Do you know what day it is today?”
Kaede suddenly asked me as I was washing the dishes after finishing dinner. Hmm, was today some kind of special day?
“The clue is that it’s the 22nd of November! That’s the answer right there!”
There was nothing that came to mind regarding this day. Kaede’s birthday was in July, and mine was in May, long past due. We didn’t start living together until January, so it was not an anniversary. In other words, I had no idea.
“Mou, pull yourself together, Yuya-kun! Today is Good Couples Day! Couple’s Day! Isn’t it the perfect day for us!”
“Aah, I see what you mean. We’re not a married couple yet, though.”
[TN: In Japan, November 22 is ‘the nice couple day’, or precisely ‘the nice married couple day’. Because 11.22 can be pronounced ‘Ii fu-fu’ which means ‘good married couple’.]
I’m pretty sure it would happen sooner or later, and if I am with Kaede, there’s no greater happiness than that, but wasn’t it too early to celebrate that?
“What do you mean by that!? It’s very important! It’s true that Yuya-kun and I are still lovers, but we’re going to become husband and wife sooner or later, so we should cherish days like this from now on!”
If you neglect it, you would be in big trouble! Kaede insisted with a snort. Why do we have to talk about that?
“Or are you saying, Yuya, that a ‘good tummy day’ or a ‘good bosom day’ is more important than a good marriage day!?”
“Guha!?”
A surprise bombardment from Kaede. I almost dropped the plate I was washing and broke it!
“In particular, I’ve heard that you used to have a ‘good bosom day’ after PE with Higure-kun, Mogi kun and the others… What do you think?”
What… ? How do you know about our conversation that day!? Don’t get me wrong, Mogi was the only one who was excited, and Shinji and I were just listening to his delusions.
Starting to reminisce.
The time was November 8th. It was the end of gym class. The boys and I had finished changing earlier than the rest of the class. As Shinji and I were waiting for Kaede and the others to return from lunch break
“Hey, Yoshizumi! It’s ‘bosom day’!”
“What the h**l are you talking about? Are you stupid?”
Mogi, a member of the baseball team, approached me with a vulgar look on his face. And you say it’s ‘bosom day’? What’s wrong with that?
“Including Higurashi there are three girls in our class who have particularly amazing bosoms! Two of their boyfriends are here. Tell me all about it!”
According to Mogi, the “three owners of great bosoms” seem to be Kaede, Otsuki and Nikaido.
“Otsuki-san is exactly what I’d call a big loli bosom! They’re so tender and soft to the eyes!!”
“Eh, Yuya. Can I punish Mogi for what he did? It’s good, right? This guy… we can’t let him live, can we?”
Calm down, Shinji. I know how you feel, but you can’t do that.
“Hitotsuba-san has big b*****s, not as big as Otsuki-san’s but definitely big! And they’re beautiful, too! They are just perfect! Yoshizumi! You’re the only one I can’t forgive!”
“That’s what I’m talking about! What the h**l do you think you’re doing looking at my girlfriend like that!?”
“Calm down, Yuya! Remember what you said three seconds ago!”
Don’t stop, Shinji! This man must be dealt with right here and now, or he would spread misery!
People who don’t need to cry would cry!
“The last one is Nikaido! She’s not as big as Otsuki-san or Hitotsuba-san, but she’s more than big enough! And yet, she seems to have a lot of bounce!”
“—hee. Whose b*****s are small?”
“Hmm? Who’s Nikaido? And that guy, he sometimes compares himself to Hitotsuba-san and Otsuki-san and gets all pouty? He’s so cute.”
Oh, hey, Mogi. Are you aware of who you’re talking to? I don’t think I need to tell you.
“Hee… okay, okay. Is that how Mogi looks at girls? I know exactly what you mean. You… prick.”
“Nikaido!!?? Why you!? I mean, Yoshizumi! If Nikaido was here, you should have told me!?”
“Shut up, you prick. You seem to have had your way with us, but I hope you’re ready for this.”
Nikaido had a rare blue streak on her temple. I guess this was exactly what it meant to step on a tiger’s tail or to get the wrong end of the stick.
“Haha… what a light joke. Don’t be so… angry!”
“Hey, hey! Don’t run away… !”
But Mogi was a regular player on the baseball team. He took advantage of Nikaido’s diverted attention and ran out of the classroom like a rabbit, trying to escape.
“S**t… that Mogi guy won’t get away with anything if he comes back. Well, let’s not talk about that guy. What about Yoshizumi?”
“Hmm? What do you mean?”
“Don’t make me say it. I mean… do you really prefer the big one?”
Nikaido-san!? What are you even talking about!? You’re asking me about that of all people!?
“Eh, eh! What do you think? Tell me, Yoshizumi. Do you like big guys like Hitotsuba or Akiho?”
My brain went numb at the sound of her voice, which was different from the usual, and had a certain voluptuousness to it. Her eyes were also somewhat moist, and instead of the usual prince, she looked like a princess.
“No, can we not have a conversation regarding this?”
“… Che. You’re very tight-lipped.”
Don’t be so tongue-tied!? There was no way I could answer that question in the first place!? And you know what they said? Everyone was different and yet everyone was good!
“It’s a beautiful thought. What about Higurashi then? Do you think boys like big ones in the first place?”
“Me? I think I like Akiho the most!”
“…Che. The couple.”
“Blow up, you couple.”
That seemed unreasonable! Shinji shouted, and then Kaede and Otsuki came over to finish the story.
End of recollection.
“So, after all, Yuya-kun, do you like big ones like Akiho? Or do you want a beautiful shaped one like Ai-chan? Am I……no good?”
I didn’t expect to be asked the same question again after two weeks. What does this answer have to do with the ‘good marriage day’?
“Of course. Isn’t this a confirmation of us being a good couple?”
Kaede then stood up, walked behind me as I was washing the dishes, and hugged me. She deliberately pressed her bosom together and whispered while blowing more breath into my ear.
“It’s just me. I’m the only one who can hug you, Yuya-kun. It’s a privilege only for me.”
“Kaede”
“That’s why. Yuya-kun is also the only one who can hug me, you know?”
A gentle sweet breath from her sends an electric current down my spine. My reasoning wavers as Kaede tightens her arms around my waist to increase the degree of closeness.
“Yuya-kun does the housework as a matter of course. The food is delicious, and if I’m not careful, I’m afraid I will be spoiled.”
Kaede changed the subject and started praising me. If I don’t say something, I would be at her mercy. I had to take back the initiative!
“No, that’s not true… Hmm… I can’t just leave it to Kaede… Isn’t that obvious.”
“Fufu. I think that’s what’s so great about Yuya-kun, that he can say such things without hesitation.”
Hey, Kaede!? Don’t bite my earlobe so sweetly! Although It’s not painful, in fact, it’s almost pleasurable. Even the sniffles on my neck have become a dangerous spice right now.
“For those n*****y husbands who ruin their wives by cooking dinner and even washing the dishes, today… they need to be rewarded.”
A reward? What the h**l was that? Well, I don’t expect it to be like last month’s Halloween!? Kaede was going to be the wolf!? No, I mean, that was really good!
As I was thinking of something stupid, Kaede quickly let go of my body and my blissful moment was quickly over. Eh, where are you going?
“Please don’t look so sad. I’ll bring you a special reward, so please wait for me.”
Kaede then went to the refrigerator and opened its door. What she took out from there was–
“Ta-da! I’m giving Yuya a chocolate cake as a reward for all his hard work! Let’s eat it together!”
The chocolate cake that Kaede-san made for me on Valentine’s Day before. Could it be that she made it again for this day?
“I am always grateful to Yuya-kun. I made this song to express my gratitude to him and my hope that we can continue to be a good couple.”
“Kaede… Thank you. I’m so happy.”
We were not married yet, though. But to say that now would be foolish. Because that was what I was hoping for with Kaede.
“Ehehe. If you say so, it was worth the effort to make it. Aah, let’s have dessert after dinner! Let’s feed each other!”
“It’s a little embarrassing to feed each other……. Okay, okay, I get it. Let’s say “ahh” to each other.”
When I tried to tell her that I was in trouble, she puffed out his cheeks, so I quickly raised the white flag. There was something foul yet cute about puffing up and looking up in order to appeal to me, wasn’t there?
“Fufu. Let’s have a sweet and debaucherous night, shall we?”
Japan’s prettiest high school girl was going to eventually become Japan’s prettiest wife.
