The little boy's words stabbed into his father's heart like a knife.
"Dad, this flight attendant is so tall! She's even taller than you!"
"Dad, aren't you less than 1.8 meters tall?"
"Dad, did you lie about your height?"
"Dad..."
One stab after another.
Dad: "???"
He was dumbfounded.
What do you mean I'm not as tall as a flight attendant?
I must be at least 1.8 meters tall!
Even if the emperor himself came today, I'd still be 1.8 meters tall!
180.6 cm!
Rounded up, that's 181!
Rounded up again, that's 185!
Rounded up again...I don't think I can round up anymore, or I'll be able to touch the sky...
Looking at the little boy beside him, the man was even thinking,
Should I use my Timberland boots tonight to teach this rebellious son a lesson?
But when the man turned his head and glanced in the direction the little boy was pointing...
He was instantly stunned.
It seemed he really wasn't as tall as that flight attendant.
How could this be?
Are flight attendants so tall nowadays?
Of course, it's the flight attendant's business if she's tall.
He didn't care, he was still 180 cm tall.
Squatting down with a smile, he looked at his son with a "kind" expression and emphasized:
"Dad is 181 cm tall. From now on, don't question dad's height anymore, do you hear me? Otherwise I'll hit you."
The little boy immediately burst into tears.
...
The livestream room was still full of laughter.
"Hahahaha Xu Mo, run for it, this little kid has exposed you."
"Xu Mo is too awesome, awesomeness that makes my scalp tingle. He can even come up with this method."
"The key point is what? He really ran away after the kid said that. That's the most badass thing."
"Even a little boy noticed something was off, how could the police officers not notice? That's not scientific!"
"Nonsense, how could they have guessed Xu Mo would disguise himself as a flight attendant? When they were in the hallway just now, men and women were separated. The officers were focused entirely on the male passengers and didn't pay any attention to the women at all, just let them through."
"Where's that guy who said he'd eat his computer screen if Xu Mo got away this time? When are you gonna eat that computer screen?"
"...Why are you in such a hurry, you son of a bitch? I'll put it on my tab for now!"
In fact, it wasn't just the livestream audience who was caught off guard by Xu Mo's operation.
Even Yang Jingxuan was awed by what Xu Mo did.
After leaving the corridor and blending into the crowd, Yang Jingxuan gave Xu Mo a big thumbs up.
"Awesome..."
Just now, she had been wondering why Xu Mo had her bring those things along.
Now she understood.
Xu Mo had probably anticipated early on that the task force would contact the Hangzhou police to intercept him at the airport.
No wonder when she told Xu Mo on the plane that the police were already preparing to monitor the airport, he didn't react much.
Even if she hadn't overheard that conversation on the plane and relayed it to Xu Mo,
The Hangzhou police still would have been hard pressed to catch Xu Mo.
"You guessed early on that there would be people in Hangzhou waiting to intercept you, right?", Yang Jingxuan asked doubtfully.
"About half and half." Xu Mo said. "I knew the task force would eventually check with the airline, because the flight attendant who helped book us a room is a lead."
"But no matter how fast they were, it was impossible for them to synchronize their actions with ours. By the time they checked with the airline, we were already on the plane. At that point, the task force really only had two options."
"Either take a flight to Hangzhou themselves, or have people intercept me. The second was more likely, so that's why I had you prepare those things in advance."
Just as Yang Jingxuan had thought.
Even if she hadn't heard the conversation on the plane and relayed it to Xu Mo,
Xu Mo had made preparations in advance.
Because from the very beginning, Xu Mo had deduced all the possibilities
And prepared accordingly.
"Let's not talk about this anymore. Go find a restroom to change out of these clothes, this outfit is riding up my crotch."
After getting away from the sight of the Hangzhou police, Xu Mo couldn't stand the flight attendant uniform anymore.
Yang Jingxuan was a bit surprised.
"Are you crazy? That outfit is your protective talisman. If you change out of it now and run into cops again, what will you do?"
"Tsk.", Xu Mo clicked his tongue. "The same trick won't work twice. Besides, have you ever seen a 183 cm tall flight attendant?"
"The cops didn't stop me earlier because their attention was focused entirely on the male passengers getting off the plane."
"They're not stupid either, they've probably caught on by now. Wearing this conspicuous outfit out in the open now would only spell trouble. The target is too obvious."
"There's a restroom up ahead, let's go."
Bringing Yang Jingxuan along, he arrived at the restroom ahead to change out of the clothes.
To change back into normal clothes.
But when he stood at the restroom door, Xu Mo was troubled again.
He faced a choice.
In front of Xu Mo were two restrooms, a men's and a women's.
Should he go into the men's...or the women's?
That was the question.
To be honest, Xu Mo really wanted to go into the women's restroom to take a look.
But...that didn't seem quite right.
So in the end, he still went into the men's room carrying his clothes.
The next second.
"What the f**k!? What are you doing?"
A shriek came from the men's room.
Yang Jingxuan: "..."
Although she was standing outside the restroom, she could imagine what was happening inside.
There was a man inside using the urinal.
He had been peeing normally.
Suddenly, a flight attendant walked in.
He was so startled that his stream cut off...
In that instant, the man thought, could he have walked into the wrong restroom?
But he clearly saw the familiar slogan on the wall: 'Take a small step forward, and a big step for civilization.'
That familiar slogan was definitely the men's room.
He was certain he hadn't gone into the wrong one.
But...
What was up with this flight attendant?
Xu Mo was a little speechless.
Looking at the man, he said: "Aim right, don't you know how to control your stream?"
The man: "???"
This flight attendant, even knows about stream control?
Before the man could recover from his shock, Xu Mo went on.
"Don't cover it up, it's nothing I haven't seen before."
The man: "???"
What?
You have one too!?
Perhaps reading the man's thoughts from his expression,
Xu Mo said: "Not only do I have one, mine's even bigger than yours... hehe..."
Having said that, he went to stand next to the man...
The man: "????"
Damn, he really does have one.
God knows how much damage this scene did to his innocent mind.
A flight attendant whipping out something bigger than his!
Who could handle that?
He was dumbfounded.
After finishing up, he left the men's room without looking back.
On his way out, he kept muttering.
"Weird as hell...so damn weird! A flight attendant pulling out something bigger than mine?"
Yang Jingxuan: "..."
She was standing right outside the door, so she heard the man's words loud and clear.
For a moment, she didn't even know what to say.
This Xu Mo...can't he be more proper!
The little boy's words stabbed into his father's heart like a knife.
"Dad, this flight attendant is so tall! She's even taller than you!"
"Dad, aren't you less than 1.8 meters tall?"
"Dad, did you lie about your height?"
"Dad..."
One stab after another.
Dad: "???"
He was dumbfounded.
What do you mean I'm not as tall as a flight attendant?
I must be at least 1.8 meters tall!
Even if the emperor himself came today, I'd still be 1.8 meters tall!
180.6 cm!
Rounded up, that's 181!
Rounded up again, that's 185!
Rounded up again...I don't think I can round up anymore, or I'll be able to touch the sky...
Looking at the little boy beside him, the man was even thinking,
Should I use my Timberland boots tonight to teach this rebellious son a lesson?
But when the man turned his head and glanced in the direction the little boy was pointing...
He was instantly stunned.
It seemed he really wasn't as tall as that flight attendant.
How could this be?
Are flight attendants so tall nowadays?
Of course, it's the flight attendant's business if she's tall.
He didn't care, he was still 180 cm tall.
Squatting down with a smile, he looked at his son with a "kind" expression and emphasized:
"Dad is 181 cm tall. From now on, don't question dad's height anymore, do you hear me? Otherwise I'll hit you."
The little boy immediately burst into tears.
...
The livestream room was still full of laughter.
"Hahahaha Xu Mo, run for it, this little kid has exposed you."
"Xu Mo is too awesome, awesomeness that makes my scalp tingle. He can even come up with this method."
"The key point is what? He really ran away after the kid said that. That's the most badass thing."
"Even a little boy noticed something was off, how could the police officers not notice? That's not scientific!"
"Nonsense, how could they have guessed Xu Mo would disguise himself as a flight attendant? When they were in the hallway just now, men and women were separated. The officers were focused entirely on the male passengers and didn't pay any attention to the women at all, just let them through."
"Where's that guy who said he'd eat his computer screen if Xu Mo got away this time? When are you gonna eat that computer screen?"
"...Why are you in such a hurry, you son of a bitch? I'll put it on my tab for now!"
In fact, it wasn't just the livestream audience who was caught off guard by Xu Mo's operation.
Even Yang Jingxuan was awed by what Xu Mo did.
After leaving the corridor and blending into the crowd, Yang Jingxuan gave Xu Mo a big thumbs up.
"Awesome..."
Just now, she had been wondering why Xu Mo had her bring those things along.
Now she understood.
Xu Mo had probably anticipated early on that the task force would contact the Hangzhou police to intercept him at the airport.
No wonder when she told Xu Mo on the plane that the police were already preparing to monitor the airport, he didn't react much.
Even if she hadn't overheard that conversation on the plane and relayed it to Xu Mo,
The Hangzhou police still would have been hard pressed to catch Xu Mo.
"You guessed early on that there would be people in Hangzhou waiting to intercept you, right?", Yang Jingxuan asked doubtfully.
"About half and half." Xu Mo said. "I knew the task force would eventually check with the airline, because the flight attendant who helped book us a room is a lead."
"But no matter how fast they were, it was impossible for them to synchronize their actions with ours. By the time they checked with the airline, we were already on the plane. At that point, the task force really only had two options."
"Either take a flight to Hangzhou themselves, or have people intercept me. The second was more likely, so that's why I had you prepare those things in advance."
Just as Yang Jingxuan had thought.
Even if she hadn't heard the conversation on the plane and relayed it to Xu Mo,
Xu Mo had made preparations in advance.
Because from the very beginning, Xu Mo had deduced all the possibilities
And prepared accordingly.
"Let's not talk about this anymore. Go find a restroom to change out of these clothes, this outfit is riding up my crotch."
After getting away from the sight of the Hangzhou police, Xu Mo couldn't stand the flight attendant uniform anymore.
Yang Jingxuan was a bit surprised.
"Are you crazy? That outfit is your protective talisman. If you change out of it now and run into cops again, what will you do?"
"Tsk.", Xu Mo clicked his tongue. "The same trick won't work twice. Besides, have you ever seen a 183 cm tall flight attendant?"
"The cops didn't stop me earlier because their attention was focused entirely on the male passengers getting off the plane."
"They're not stupid either, they've probably caught on by now. Wearing this conspicuous outfit out in the open now would only spell trouble. The target is too obvious."
"There's a restroom up ahead, let's go."
Bringing Yang Jingxuan along, he arrived at the restroom ahead to change out of the clothes.
To change back into normal clothes.
But when he stood at the restroom door, Xu Mo was troubled again.
He faced a choice.
In front of Xu Mo were two restrooms, a men's and a women's.
Should he go into the men's...or the women's?
That was the question.
To be honest, Xu Mo really wanted to go into the women's restroom to take a look.
But...that didn't seem quite right.
So in the end, he still went into the men's room carrying his clothes.
The next second.
"What the f**k!? What are you doing?"
A shriek came from the men's room.
Yang Jingxuan: "..."
Although she was standing outside the restroom, she could imagine what was happening inside.
There was a man inside using the urinal.
He had been peeing normally.
Suddenly, a flight attendant walked in.
He was so startled that his stream cut off...
In that instant, the man thought, could he have walked into the wrong restroom?
But he clearly saw the familiar slogan on the wall: 'Take a small step forward, and a big step for civilization.'
That familiar slogan was definitely the men's room.
He was certain he hadn't gone into the wrong one.
But...
What was up with this flight attendant?
Xu Mo was a little speechless.
Looking at the man, he said: "Aim right, don't you know how to control your stream?"
The man: "???"
This flight attendant, even knows about stream control?
Before the man could recover from his shock, Xu Mo went on.
"Don't cover it up, it's nothing I haven't seen before."
The man: "???"
What?
You have one too!?
Perhaps reading the man's thoughts from his expression,
Xu Mo said: "Not only do I have one, mine's even bigger than yours... hehe..."
Having said that, he went to stand next to the man...
The man: "????"
Damn, he really does have one.
God knows how much damage this scene did to his innocent mind.
A flight attendant whipping out something bigger than his!
Who could handle that?
He was dumbfounded.
After finishing up, he left the men's room without looking back.
On his way out, he kept muttering.
"Weird as hell...so damn weird! A flight attendant pulling out something bigger than mine?"
Yang Jingxuan: "..."
She was standing right outside the door, so she heard the man's words loud and clear.
For a moment, she didn't even know what to say.
This Xu Mo...can't he be more proper!
