Our destination for this journey is far, very far.
If the trip to Xeno took about ten days, then this one would take twenty. It's not so much about the distance, although it is indeed farther, but it's mainly about the terrain.
Now, most of the land itself is plains and simple forests, which are not difficult to traverse, but there are also stupid geographies like swamps and deserts as well, just to annoy car users like us.
It's been five days since our journey started, and we're now going through a desert. Needless to say, everyone is bored out of their minds. There's literally nothing to do, except play card games, board games, singing, verbal games, internet games, and many more. The problem is, we've already done all of those.
So now almost everyone is doing their things in silence, be it sleeping or meditating, excluding me and Liana.
''Do we have anything to do...?'' Liana, who's back hugging me, asks absentmindedly.
''It's the fifth time you've asked that, you know?'' I reply.
And haven't you been massaging my breasts since earlier? Are they worth nothing now? Is that it?
''Take your hands off.'' I frown, slapping her hands on my breasts.
''Hey, don't get mad. I'm sorry, alright?'' She hugs me even tighter, showering my neck and cheek with kisses. ''At least tell me what I did wrong?''
Tch.
''...Nothing.''
Hearing that, she smiles brightly and continues to grope me once again.
''Hah... Oh.'' Liana suddenly exclaims. ''Another sandworm.''
Following her gaze, I can see a giant sandworm swimming through... Well, the sand, in the distance, they've been a reoccurring character for a while now.
It was pretty creepy at first, seeing such grotesque creatures suddenly jump at you from a distance, but the jumpscares got stale pretty quickly.
Liana pulls out the D.E. that I gave her earlier and aims at the sandworm.
clack
skrrt
BANG
The bullet hits the sandworm right in its head, then a huge explosion erupts when I snap my finger.
''Another headshot.'' Liana grins triumphantly.
clap clap clap
''Wow~'' I give her an 'enthusiastic' applause.
'''' ... ''''
Fuck, I'm bored.
''Let's just watch anime.'' I propose.
''Yeah, I'm sure there are still good ones out there.'' Liana puts the D.E. away and begins squeezing my breasts again. ''I'm tired of those isekai stuff.''
We've basically watched all the good anime in the last few months, but I'm sure we can find more. Maybe.
Eight days into the trip, and we've heavily degraded.
We've gone from watching normal, wholesome anime to ecchi anime, and now full-blown hentai.
Now, I'm not an asshole, so I lend Justia my phone, which has a ton of music on it, and a pair of headphones so she doesn't have to hear this unholy conversation we're having. I threw in a sound barrier as well, just to be sure.
Currently, we're reading an extremely kinky one, featuring exhibitionism, gangbang, double vagina, and myriads of other fetishes. Liana chose this one, by the way, quote 'I want inspiration'.
''...That is some heavy stuff for sure.'' Tina comments.
''Yeah.'' I reply.
''Woah...'' Anna's eyes sparkle for some reason. ''Can we try this?'' She turns to me with puppy eyes.
'''' ... ''''
''...No, Anna.'' I push her face away while scrolling the hentai following Liana's gestures. ''Two in the same hole, that's not possible for your sizes.''
''Mmm... I see.'' She replies.
No, I feel kinda bad seeing her like this, but it's just not possible. My flesh will tear apart for sure.
''This one is definitely possible, let's try it on our next date.'' Liana says nonchalantly.
''...Fine.''
That looks extremely airy, but alright.
''Oh, can we try this one then?'' Anna chimes in.
''Fine. Fine.''
Sitting on your face? That's pretty easy.
''Then me too-''
Okay, they really do want to try out all of the fetishes on me, huh.
Come at me.
Eleven days into the trip, and we've ascended.
We now know virtually every fetish there is, only place and time stopping us from acting them out.
After unanimously agreeing to try out a bunch of fetishes once we arrived at our destination, we turned back to being somewhat normal again.
''Hmm... I think I remember this place vaguely.'' Anna, who's hugging my chest, looks out the window and says. ''It's quite different from my memory though.''
We've long passed the desert area, now moving through a beast-kin town. Apparently, this one is one of the bigger towns in this whole region, with various types of beast-kin living in it. And although the city is certainly full of life from what I can see, the level of society here seems to be lower than our country or the Empire, for example.
''You were escorted to the Empire by the church, right?'' Tina asks. ''Why was the church there in the first place?''
Anna turns her gaze back to my chest and contemplates for a second.
''...At that time, Archbishop Henry was a high priest, and he just happened to be preaching in our territory.'' She smiles lightly. ''That's when it happened. He picked me, who was an orphan, and ran away to the Empire.''
''I see. We'll have to thank Archbishop Henry later, then.'' Tina replies.
''Maybe give him some dragon blood?'' I stroke Anna's head and add.
''Perfect gift.'' Liana chuckles.
I'm pretty sure we're considered 'hostile' to the dragons anyway after I threw their diplomat out of the window that day. So might as well suck some of their blood out for Tina and Anna so they can extend their lifespan. We got Santa Claus and Fox Saint here for backups, so we need not fear some small fry dragons.
''Hmm... Can we ask for the Beast King's help if we were to fight the dragons?'' Tina raises her eyebrow.
''Is the cat-kin clan a part of the government here in the first place?'' Liana interjects.
''I think so.'' I reply. ''So probably yes. The support stuff.''
''That's good, at least.'' Liana says.
Ranka as a whole is not exactly a country, it's just a region of beast-kin clans. The one Ranka government, ruled by the Beast King, claims all the clans in the region as its states, but there are still clans that swear independence. There were even civil wars happening a few years back as well.
It's a mess, basically.
''Woah!''
The car suddenly stops following Justia's scream, almost sending me flying face-first into the seat in front of me.
''What's wrong?!'' I poke my head into the front row.
''Um... There's a kid blocking our car.''
Following her hand pointing forward, I can indeed see a young girl with brown bear ears standing in front of the car, arms wide.
''Huh?''
Is this a robbery?
No, the girl looks too well-off for that to be true, and she's alone as well. What the hell?
The girl in question excitedly runs around the car to the window near me and knocks on it.
''Do we open?'' I ask.
''Why not. Worst case, I'll just punch her away.'' Liana shrugs.
How violent.
Seeing that nobody has any opinion anymore, I lower the window. The girl's face immediately turns even more excited.
''Um! Miss Elf!'' She looks straight at me.
''Me?'' I point to myself.
''Yes! Would you like to put your giant breasts to good use?!'' She points to my breasts.
'''' ... ''''
What the fuck??
Our destination for this journey is far, very far.
If the trip to Xeno took about ten days, then this one would take twenty. It's not so much about the distance, although it is indeed farther, but it's mainly about the terrain.
Now, most of the land itself is plains and simple forests, which are not difficult to traverse, but there are also stupid geographies like swamps and deserts as well, just to annoy car users like us.
It's been five days since our journey started, and we're now going through a desert. Needless to say, everyone is bored out of their minds. There's literally nothing to do, except play card games, board games, singing, verbal games, internet games, and many more. The problem is, we've already done all of those.
So now almost everyone is doing their things in silence, be it sleeping or meditating, excluding me and Liana.
''Do we have anything to do...?'' Liana, who's back hugging me, asks absentmindedly.
''It's the fifth time you've asked that, you know?'' I reply.
And haven't you been massaging my breasts since earlier? Are they worth nothing now? Is that it?
''Take your hands off.'' I frown, slapping her hands on my breasts.
''Hey, don't get mad. I'm sorry, alright?'' She hugs me even tighter, showering my neck and cheek with kisses. ''At least tell me what I did wrong?''
Tch.
''...Nothing.''
Hearing that, she smiles brightly and continues to grope me once again.
''Hah... Oh.'' Liana suddenly exclaims. ''Another sandworm.''
Following her gaze, I can see a giant sandworm swimming through... Well, the sand, in the distance, they've been a reoccurring character for a while now.
It was pretty creepy at first, seeing such grotesque creatures suddenly jump at you from a distance, but the jumpscares got stale pretty quickly.
Liana pulls out the D.E. that I gave her earlier and aims at the sandworm.
clack
skrrt
BANG
The bullet hits the sandworm right in its head, then a huge explosion erupts when I snap my finger.
''Another headshot.'' Liana grins triumphantly.
clap clap clap
''Wow~'' I give her an 'enthusiastic' applause.
'''' ... ''''
Fuck, I'm bored.
''Let's just watch anime.'' I propose.
''Yeah, I'm sure there are still good ones out there.'' Liana puts the D.E. away and begins squeezing my breasts again. ''I'm tired of those isekai stuff.''
We've basically watched all the good anime in the last few months, but I'm sure we can find more. Maybe.
Eight days into the trip, and we've heavily degraded.
We've gone from watching normal, wholesome anime to ecchi anime, and now full-blown hentai.
Now, I'm not an asshole, so I lend Justia my phone, which has a ton of music on it, and a pair of headphones so she doesn't have to hear this unholy conversation we're having. I threw in a sound barrier as well, just to be sure.
Currently, we're reading an extremely kinky one, featuring exhibitionism, gangbang, double vagina, and myriads of other fetishes. Liana chose this one, by the way, quote 'I want inspiration'.
''...That is some heavy stuff for sure.'' Tina comments.
''Yeah.'' I reply.
''Woah...'' Anna's eyes sparkle for some reason. ''Can we try this?'' She turns to me with puppy eyes.
'''' ... ''''
''...No, Anna.'' I push her face away while scrolling the hentai following Liana's gestures. ''Two in the same hole, that's not possible for your sizes.''
''Mmm... I see.'' She replies.
No, I feel kinda bad seeing her like this, but it's just not possible. My flesh will tear apart for sure.
''This one is definitely possible, let's try it on our next date.'' Liana says nonchalantly.
''...Fine.''
That looks extremely airy, but alright.
''Oh, can we try this one then?'' Anna chimes in.
''Fine. Fine.''
Sitting on your face? That's pretty easy.
''Then me too-''
Okay, they really do want to try out all of the fetishes on me, huh.
Come at me.
Eleven days into the trip, and we've ascended.
We now know virtually every fetish there is, only place and time stopping us from acting them out.
After unanimously agreeing to try out a bunch of fetishes once we arrived at our destination, we turned back to being somewhat normal again.
''Hmm... I think I remember this place vaguely.'' Anna, who's hugging my chest, looks out the window and says. ''It's quite different from my memory though.''
We've long passed the desert area, now moving through a beast-kin town. Apparently, this one is one of the bigger towns in this whole region, with various types of beast-kin living in it. And although the city is certainly full of life from what I can see, the level of society here seems to be lower than our country or the Empire, for example.
''You were escorted to the Empire by the church, right?'' Tina asks. ''Why was the church there in the first place?''
Anna turns her gaze back to my chest and contemplates for a second.
''...At that time, Archbishop Henry was a high priest, and he just happened to be preaching in our territory.'' She smiles lightly. ''That's when it happened. He picked me, who was an orphan, and ran away to the Empire.''
''I see. We'll have to thank Archbishop Henry later, then.'' Tina replies.
''Maybe give him some dragon blood?'' I stroke Anna's head and add.
''Perfect gift.'' Liana chuckles.
I'm pretty sure we're considered 'hostile' to the dragons anyway after I threw their diplomat out of the window that day. So might as well suck some of their blood out for Tina and Anna so they can extend their lifespan. We got Santa Claus and Fox Saint here for backups, so we need not fear some small fry dragons.
''Hmm... Can we ask for the Beast King's help if we were to fight the dragons?'' Tina raises her eyebrow.
''Is the cat-kin clan a part of the government here in the first place?'' Liana interjects.
''I think so.'' I reply. ''So probably yes. The support stuff.''
''That's good, at least.'' Liana says.
Ranka as a whole is not exactly a country, it's just a region of beast-kin clans. The one Ranka government, ruled by the Beast King, claims all the clans in the region as its states, but there are still clans that swear independence. There were even civil wars happening a few years back as well.
It's a mess, basically.
''Woah!''
The car suddenly stops following Justia's scream, almost sending me flying face-first into the seat in front of me.
''What's wrong?!'' I poke my head into the front row.
''Um... There's a kid blocking our car.''
Following her hand pointing forward, I can indeed see a young girl with brown bear ears standing in front of the car, arms wide.
''Huh?''
Is this a robbery?
No, the girl looks too well-off for that to be true, and she's alone as well. What the hell?
The girl in question excitedly runs around the car to the window near me and knocks on it.
''Do we open?'' I ask.
''Why not. Worst case, I'll just punch her away.'' Liana shrugs.
How violent.
Seeing that nobody has any opinion anymore, I lower the window. The girl's face immediately turns even more excited.
''Um! Miss Elf!'' She looks straight at me.
''Me?'' I point to myself.
''Yes! Would you like to put your giant breasts to good use?!'' She points to my breasts.
'''' ... ''''
What the fuck??
