''Ahem.''
'''' ... ''''
After almost an hour of recap, while eating pizza, my grandparents finally calmed down. Granted, it took them almost ten minutes to register all the information, but here we are, everyone is now on the same page. I think.
''So first, I want to ask.'' I speak up first. ''What are you two doing here?''
'''' Vacation. '''' Both of them answer at the same time.
''...Was sitting on the throne that tedious?''
Right after hearing that, both of them hug each other while their faces turn blue, visibly distressed. I have a bad feeling.
''It's hell.'' Grandma says. ''You don't know our pain having to deal with all the stuff coming in for almost a thousand years... Ah, I guess you will know soon, heheheh...''
Hey, hey. That's the smile you give to your archenemy, not your granddaughter?
''...''
But if it's that bad, then I might have to... Birth lots of children so I can force them into working for me. Child labor, basically. Heheheheh...
''Well, regardless of that. We weren't planning to stay here for this long at first.'' Grandpa sighs lightly. ''But we thought that we were the only ones who could protect the people here from the dragons.''
''And so we ended up staying here for over thirteen years.'' Grandma adds, also with a sigh. ''We tried to convince that stubborn couple multiple times, but to no avail.''
''Couldn't you just overpower them? I would do so.'' Liana interjects.
''Nope.'' Grandma shakes her head firmly. ''Ultimately, we're just outsiders. We had no obligations nor rights to interfere with their business.''
So they stayed here for over a decade just because they wanted to help them? That's nice.
''Well, unlike us, you guys were asked to solve this after all. Don't feel bad if you ever need to be somewhat forceful.'' Grandpa adds.
''I know.'' I reply.
Yeah, I mean, I just don't want to deal with this bullshit for longer.
''Hah...'' I stand up from the chair with a sigh. ''You guys stay here to talk, I'll go contact the goddess about this.''
'''' The goddess? ''''
Ahh, what the hell. Someone explain to them.
[Xx-DarkLordOfTheFlame-xX]: Well, there are technically some ancient spells that have the ability to create a complete mana vacuum. But I doubt anyone still knows them, even my sister.
[Hanako]: What the hell is it, then?
[Xx-DarkLordOfTheFlame-xX]: It might just be a new type of nature-made phenomenon. Super Cores did not exist back when I was just a human, you know?
[Hanako]: You were a human?!?!
[Xx-DarkLordOfTheFlame-xX]: Do you seriously think I was born a goddess?
This people, is the consequence of semen overdose, I'm sure. My brain can't even work normally anymore.
[Hanako]: Erm, well, so we'll have to dig the thing up anyway?
[Xx-DarkLordOfTheFlame-xX]: Yes. And from what you have said so far, the medium for the illusion dragons is most likely down there. You cannot be sure if the caster suddenly wanted to release all the dragons, so one more reason to dig it up.
[Hanako]: Aight, aight... How's life going on, by the way?
Why did I just ask that...
[Xx-DarkLordOfTheFlame-xX]: Why suddenly? It is fine, if not a bit monotonous. Though, I do not have a lot of spare time for entertainment either way.
[Hanako]: Want me to introduce you to something new, then?
[Xx-DarkLordOfTheFlame-xX]: What?
[Hanako]: Have you ever tried masturbating? Oh, I should've asked if you're still a virgin first.
Well, teasing her like this is not so bad, I suppose.
[Xx-DarkLordOfTheFlame-xX]: Stop.
[Hanako]: Hey, it's your Saint and your friend's honest advice, just try it. By the sound of your message, I'm 99% sure you're still a virgin, right?
''...''
''...''
[Hanako]: Eva?
''...''
Well, fuck. I guess she got shy. What a sinful woman I am, heh.
''Hey, Sylvie.''
Suddenly, I hear someone whisper behind me.
''Grandma?''
Grandma nods lightly and pulls over a chair to sit next to me on the balcony.
''Sylvie... I need some advice on a certain topic...''
Why so hesitant? What do you want, a gun? I can gladly make you something like that-
''How do you handle gangbangs so well?'' She says with an utmost serious face, but the content is so astonishingly unexpected that it almost made me choke on my tea.
''W-What are you saying, grandma?!''
''Look, I asked your little lovers earlier, and they all seemed so satisfied with how their sex life is going on.''
''So...?''
''I mean, what's the trick? How do you satisfy them so well, especially when they're futas? Is it because of those enormous breasts, as expected?''
Okay, calm down, granny. And I thought you only have grandfather? Are you... Cheating?!
''No, I'm not cheating.'' Grandma hurriedly corrects me after seeing my face change. ''Dan knows a technique that allows him to multiply himself, though the multiplied ones were quite janky outside of doing thrusts and humps.''
T-This is it! The clone technique...! I have to ask Grandpa to teach me later. Selfcest is not far away...!
''He would make three additional copies of himself each time, and I would always fail to satisfy at least one of them...'' She looks at me with puppy eyes, clearly waiting for an answer.
Because you only have three holes and your handjob skills are not advanced enough? Probably.
''Er... Firstly, I think it's just a coincidence.'' I reply. ''The thing is, each of my fiancés has a different kink, and one of them would rather watch me get railed than try to force herself in.''
''Ah, I see... So technically you still have enough holes, huh.''
''Yeah, and other than that, I just let them use my body as they like, most of the time.''
''So it's all about my body after all...''
''Well, I don't think so.'' I take a sip of the tea and let out a small sigh. ''Having a nice body to grope is good, sure, but the important thing is your techniques.'' I raise my index finger.
''Oh, tell me more about that!''
Why am I teaching my grandma how to have gang sex...
After another discussion, we agreed to go all in tomorrow. The digging, I mean. Grandparents went back to their house, promised that they would be there at the excavating site with us tomorrow.
Also, we decided to let the cat people stay at their homes for safety, only Sara would follow us. It's not like we need help digging some dirt or anything.
''I never expected to meet your grandparents here.'' Tina smiles lightly, nuzzling her way into my bare thigh.
I respond by stroking her head, obviously. But is she feeling like thighs today? Want a thighjob?
''I remember seeing them briefly when I was two or three years old, I think.'' Liana, who's playing chess on her phone with Emy, interjects.
''Heh~'' And of course, Anna is on my boobs.
'''' ... ''''
Hm... I feel like I forgot something... Oh, fuck, the clone technique!
''Argh...!'' I grunt.
''What's wrong??'' Anna looks up at me worriedly.
'''' ... ''''
''Fuck it. Let's just fuck.''
''Ahem.''
'''' ... ''''
After almost an hour of recap, while eating pizza, my grandparents finally calmed down. Granted, it took them almost ten minutes to register all the information, but here we are, everyone is now on the same page. I think.
''So first, I want to ask.'' I speak up first. ''What are you two doing here?''
'''' Vacation. '''' Both of them answer at the same time.
''...Was sitting on the throne that tedious?''
Right after hearing that, both of them hug each other while their faces turn blue, visibly distressed. I have a bad feeling.
''It's hell.'' Grandma says. ''You don't know our pain having to deal with all the stuff coming in for almost a thousand years... Ah, I guess you will know soon, heheheh...''
Hey, hey. That's the smile you give to your archenemy, not your granddaughter?
''...''
But if it's that bad, then I might have to... Birth lots of children so I can force them into working for me. Child labor, basically. Heheheheh...
''Well, regardless of that. We weren't planning to stay here for this long at first.'' Grandpa sighs lightly. ''But we thought that we were the only ones who could protect the people here from the dragons.''
''And so we ended up staying here for over thirteen years.'' Grandma adds, also with a sigh. ''We tried to convince that stubborn couple multiple times, but to no avail.''
''Couldn't you just overpower them? I would do so.'' Liana interjects.
''Nope.'' Grandma shakes her head firmly. ''Ultimately, we're just outsiders. We had no obligations nor rights to interfere with their business.''
So they stayed here for over a decade just because they wanted to help them? That's nice.
''Well, unlike us, you guys were asked to solve this after all. Don't feel bad if you ever need to be somewhat forceful.'' Grandpa adds.
''I know.'' I reply.
Yeah, I mean, I just don't want to deal with this bullshit for longer.
''Hah...'' I stand up from the chair with a sigh. ''You guys stay here to talk, I'll go contact the goddess about this.''
'''' The goddess? ''''
Ahh, what the hell. Someone explain to them.
[Xx-DarkLordOfTheFlame-xX]: Well, there are technically some ancient spells that have the ability to create a complete mana vacuum. But I doubt anyone still knows them, even my sister.
[Hanako]: What the hell is it, then?
[Xx-DarkLordOfTheFlame-xX]: It might just be a new type of nature-made phenomenon. Super Cores did not exist back when I was just a human, you know?
[Hanako]: You were a human?!?!
[Xx-DarkLordOfTheFlame-xX]: Do you seriously think I was born a goddess?
This people, is the consequence of semen overdose, I'm sure. My brain can't even work normally anymore.
[Hanako]: Erm, well, so we'll have to dig the thing up anyway?
[Xx-DarkLordOfTheFlame-xX]: Yes. And from what you have said so far, the medium for the illusion dragons is most likely down there. You cannot be sure if the caster suddenly wanted to release all the dragons, so one more reason to dig it up.
[Hanako]: Aight, aight... How's life going on, by the way?
Why did I just ask that...
[Xx-DarkLordOfTheFlame-xX]: Why suddenly? It is fine, if not a bit monotonous. Though, I do not have a lot of spare time for entertainment either way.
[Hanako]: Want me to introduce you to something new, then?
[Xx-DarkLordOfTheFlame-xX]: What?
[Hanako]: Have you ever tried masturbating? Oh, I should've asked if you're still a virgin first.
Well, teasing her like this is not so bad, I suppose.
[Xx-DarkLordOfTheFlame-xX]: Stop.
[Hanako]: Hey, it's your Saint and your friend's honest advice, just try it. By the sound of your message, I'm 99% sure you're still a virgin, right?
''...''
''...''
[Hanako]: Eva?
''...''
Well, fuck. I guess she got shy. What a sinful woman I am, heh.
''Hey, Sylvie.''
Suddenly, I hear someone whisper behind me.
''Grandma?''
Grandma nods lightly and pulls over a chair to sit next to me on the balcony.
''Sylvie... I need some advice on a certain topic...''
Why so hesitant? What do you want, a gun? I can gladly make you something like that-
''How do you handle gangbangs so well?'' She says with an utmost serious face, but the content is so astonishingly unexpected that it almost made me choke on my tea.
''W-What are you saying, grandma?!''
''Look, I asked your little lovers earlier, and they all seemed so satisfied with how their sex life is going on.''
''So...?''
''I mean, what's the trick? How do you satisfy them so well, especially when they're futas? Is it because of those enormous breasts, as expected?''
Okay, calm down, granny. And I thought you only have grandfather? Are you... Cheating?!
''No, I'm not cheating.'' Grandma hurriedly corrects me after seeing my face change. ''Dan knows a technique that allows him to multiply himself, though the multiplied ones were quite janky outside of doing thrusts and humps.''
T-This is it! The clone technique...! I have to ask Grandpa to teach me later. Selfcest is not far away...!
''He would make three additional copies of himself each time, and I would always fail to satisfy at least one of them...'' She looks at me with puppy eyes, clearly waiting for an answer.
Because you only have three holes and your handjob skills are not advanced enough? Probably.
''Er... Firstly, I think it's just a coincidence.'' I reply. ''The thing is, each of my fiancés has a different kink, and one of them would rather watch me get railed than try to force herself in.''
''Ah, I see... So technically you still have enough holes, huh.''
''Yeah, and other than that, I just let them use my body as they like, most of the time.''
''So it's all about my body after all...''
''Well, I don't think so.'' I take a sip of the tea and let out a small sigh. ''Having a nice body to grope is good, sure, but the important thing is your techniques.'' I raise my index finger.
''Oh, tell me more about that!''
Why am I teaching my grandma how to have gang sex...
After another discussion, we agreed to go all in tomorrow. The digging, I mean. Grandparents went back to their house, promised that they would be there at the excavating site with us tomorrow.
Also, we decided to let the cat people stay at their homes for safety, only Sara would follow us. It's not like we need help digging some dirt or anything.
''I never expected to meet your grandparents here.'' Tina smiles lightly, nuzzling her way into my bare thigh.
I respond by stroking her head, obviously. But is she feeling like thighs today? Want a thighjob?
''I remember seeing them briefly when I was two or three years old, I think.'' Liana, who's playing chess on her phone with Emy, interjects.
''Heh~'' And of course, Anna is on my boobs.
'''' ... ''''
Hm... I feel like I forgot something... Oh, fuck, the clone technique!
''Argh...!'' I grunt.
''What's wrong??'' Anna looks up at me worriedly.
'''' ... ''''
''Fuck it. Let's just fuck.''
