The first part is a little bit sensitive. Be careful with that.
*****
As I open my eyes, an unfamiliar ceiling greets me.
It's actually my room, I just wanted to say that once, like one of those main characters who got transmigrated into a video game about an academy that they somehow almost always addicted to, and they are the ultimate veteran of the community, then they proceed to get all the girls, defeating the final boss only to find out that some kind of bullshit regression thingy is going on in the multiverse or whatever.
Anyway, I'm getting sidetracked here. You may call me out for avoiding reality right now, but in fact, I am. That's why I ranted about those bullshits.
But it's time to face the truth.
Looking at the clock right now, it's almost 11 A.M already. That makes sense, because these two bitches that are still sleeping beside me right now fucked me until 3 freaking A.M yesterday, well not yesterday, but you get the point.
Now I have a bazillion problems to solve.
First, my thighs are sore, my calves are sore, my lower back is sore, my jaw hurts a bit when I try to move as well. I have hickeys and bite marks all over my tits and thighs. My belly feels full. My body is absolutely wrecked right now.
Second, I need to explain to my parents now. This one is fine, I think.
And lastly, the most important one, I need to somehow prevent myself from getting pregnant. These two idiots just kept cumming inside me all the time, I bet I would have a quadruplet in 9 months if I do leave it alone.
I don't want to get pregnant yet, I still have to go to the Empire in 2 weeks or so, and I have a world to save. So I need to stop the semen now. Well, I guess that's too late already.
I don't think starting to look at how to make birth control pills on the Internet now is gonna solve it fast enough. I don't even know anything about the pills in the first place, why would I have cared about that when I was doing MMA with cancer all my past life.
Well, let's try asking the goddess-
[Hanako]: Hey, um...
[Xx-DarkLordOfTheFlame-xX]: Hmm?
[Hanako]: So... I may have accidentally got creampied, for like, 10? 15? Times yesterday. Is there any way I can prevent myself from getting pregnant? Cause like, I have to save the world, and I don't want to do it while raising a child...
[Xx-DarkLordOfTheFlame-xX]:...Sorry, what?
[Xx-DarkLordOfTheFlame-xX]: Never mind that, well, in that case, I can do something about it.
[Hanako]: I knew it was a good idea to ask you! You're a goddess, Eva! But how would you do it?
[Xx-DarkLordOfTheFlame-xX]: I am a goddess, mind you. About the question, I have a little box that can basically stop time. I use them to store fresh food and stuff like ice creams, so if I take out your ovaries1 This is where eggs are stored. No eggs = no babies. and store them inside the box, it'll be fine. I can give them back to you whenever you want.
[Hanako]:...And you won't accidentally eat my eggs?
[Xx-DarkLordOfTheFlame-xX]: While I am a little bit curious about how they taste, I won't eat them, I promise you.
[Hanako]:...Then, please.
A light ball suddenly appears above my abdomen, it then flies inside my lower stomach, making it glow a little bit. Then it disappears quite abruptly, I feel like something is gone, like, there was something in my stomach before, but now it's gone.
Well, there goes my eggs. Wait, did I just give away my whole royal bloodline? Can I really trust her to not eat my eggs?
Wait, no, what am I talking about. My parents can still have another child, even my grandparents are still alive and kicking. Did losing my eggs make me dumber?
Whatever, I need to wake up first.
''Hey, you two idiots, wake up.'' I tap two of them under the blanket, we're all naked right now.
''Mhmm...'' As expected, Emy goes straight to my breasts, this time even sucking and licking them.
''Gmorning~'' Liana sits herself up, then she does a water magic spell to wash clean all of us together with the bed. Then she goes for my lips.
After exchanging tongues a bit, I pull away. ''Not again, it's the middle of the day already, we need to eat.''
''..Fine.'' Liana concedes.
slurp
This gal down here seems to be enjoying my breasts very much already, though.
Well, after that, we got dressed and now we are walking through the hallway to the dining room to eat our lunch. Yesterday we told my maid Sophia that we would skip breakfast to sleep in today, so I guess I won't get any questions about that.
Also, I'm not exactly walking, I can't really walk with my thighs and calves like this, so I'm using telekinesis to lift myself up, hovering above the ground.
Walking beside me are my two girlfriends, Liana has a look of satisfaction on her face, while Emy looks at me for a second and opens her mouth.
''I'm sorry.''
''Huh?''
''About your thighs.''
''Ah~ that's fine, I have no problem using telekinesis anyway.''
''And I came inside you as well.''
How the hell can you say that with no embarrassment at all?!
''W-Well, it's fine. You guys can cum inside the next time as well, I asked the goddess to take care of it already. I won't get pregnant until I want to.''
'''' Really!? '''' Both of them have sparking eyes now, so bright.
''...Yeah.''
Are they that happy...?
Floating into the dining room, I see my parents, Marquess Beryl Seymour and Duchess Campbell sitting there in the chairs already.
''Good day, Mom, Dad, and the two of you as well.''
''Good day, Your Majesties, and Duchess as well, hi mama.'' Liana greets everyone.
''...Good day, Your Majesties. Marquess.'' Emy as well, she and the Duchess just nodded to each other, I guess they're really casual.
''You're all here, sit down. The food is almost ready.'' Dad says, holding a newspaper.
We go to sit next to each other at the round table, with me in the middle.
''My, why are you not walking, baby?'' There it is, my mom has noticed my flying.
''Why, it is all thanks to these two yesterday, now my whole lower body is very sore, Mom.'' I reply, glaring at the two culprits alternatively.
Everyone excluding Emy has their eyes wide open, bet they didn't expect this. Either way, I have no reason to hide, really.
'''' ... ''''
''...Congratulations, I'm rooting for you two, my future daughter-in-laws.'' Dad finally speaks up, nodding contently.
The Duchess and the Marquess have proud expressions as well, I guess I'm good enough for these two.
''I hope you can take care of my daughter, Your Highness.'' The Duchess speaks up.
''My wish is the same as well, Your Highness.'' Marquess follows her as well.
Emy and Liana are both smiling, this is good.
Then comes my mom with her hand covering her mouth. ''My my, when do I get to see grandchildren, my baby?'' She whispers.
''Mom, I have to save the world first.''
''Heheh, I guess so, but it's good that you now have new families, isn't that right?''
''I guess so,'' I shrug.
''Ah, and also.'' Dad raises the newspaper up for us to see ''The Empire has officially announced our visit already. You guys can depart 10 days later, is that alright?''
I see the article clearly, and the headline reads [The Everwood kingdom's official delegation team consists of high elves will visit Xeno in two weeks]
Well, I guess it's time for some assassinations.
The first part is a little bit sensitive. Be careful with that.
*****
As I open my eyes, an unfamiliar ceiling greets me.
It's actually my room, I just wanted to say that once, like one of those main characters who got transmigrated into a video game about an academy that they somehow almost always addicted to, and they are the ultimate veteran of the community, then they proceed to get all the girls, defeating the final boss only to find out that some kind of bullshit regression thingy is going on in the multiverse or whatever.
Anyway, I'm getting sidetracked here. You may call me out for avoiding reality right now, but in fact, I am. That's why I ranted about those bullshits.
But it's time to face the truth.
Looking at the clock right now, it's almost 11 A.M already. That makes sense, because these two bitches that are still sleeping beside me right now fucked me until 3 freaking A.M yesterday, well not yesterday, but you get the point.
Now I have a bazillion problems to solve.
First, my thighs are sore, my calves are sore, my lower back is sore, my jaw hurts a bit when I try to move as well. I have hickeys and bite marks all over my tits and thighs. My belly feels full. My body is absolutely wrecked right now.
Second, I need to explain to my parents now. This one is fine, I think.
And lastly, the most important one, I need to somehow prevent myself from getting pregnant. These two idiots just kept cumming inside me all the time, I bet I would have a quadruplet in 9 months if I do leave it alone.
I don't want to get pregnant yet, I still have to go to the Empire in 2 weeks or so, and I have a world to save. So I need to stop the semen now. Well, I guess that's too late already.
I don't think starting to look at how to make birth control pills on the Internet now is gonna solve it fast enough. I don't even know anything about the pills in the first place, why would I have cared about that when I was doing MMA with cancer all my past life.
Well, let's try asking the goddess-
[Hanako]: Hey, um...
[Xx-DarkLordOfTheFlame-xX]: Hmm?
[Hanako]: So... I may have accidentally got creampied, for like, 10? 15? Times yesterday. Is there any way I can prevent myself from getting pregnant? Cause like, I have to save the world, and I don't want to do it while raising a child...
[Xx-DarkLordOfTheFlame-xX]:...Sorry, what?
[Xx-DarkLordOfTheFlame-xX]: Never mind that, well, in that case, I can do something about it.
[Hanako]: I knew it was a good idea to ask you! You're a goddess, Eva! But how would you do it?
[Xx-DarkLordOfTheFlame-xX]: I am a goddess, mind you. About the question, I have a little box that can basically stop time. I use them to store fresh food and stuff like ice creams, so if I take out your ovaries1 This is where eggs are stored. No eggs = no babies. and store them inside the box, it'll be fine. I can give them back to you whenever you want.
[Hanako]:...And you won't accidentally eat my eggs?
[Xx-DarkLordOfTheFlame-xX]: While I am a little bit curious about how they taste, I won't eat them, I promise you.
[Hanako]:...Then, please.
A light ball suddenly appears above my abdomen, it then flies inside my lower stomach, making it glow a little bit. Then it disappears quite abruptly, I feel like something is gone, like, there was something in my stomach before, but now it's gone.
Well, there goes my eggs. Wait, did I just give away my whole royal bloodline? Can I really trust her to not eat my eggs?
Wait, no, what am I talking about. My parents can still have another child, even my grandparents are still alive and kicking. Did losing my eggs make me dumber?
Whatever, I need to wake up first.
''Hey, you two idiots, wake up.'' I tap two of them under the blanket, we're all naked right now.
''Mhmm...'' As expected, Emy goes straight to my breasts, this time even sucking and licking them.
''Gmorning~'' Liana sits herself up, then she does a water magic spell to wash clean all of us together with the bed. Then she goes for my lips.
After exchanging tongues a bit, I pull away. ''Not again, it's the middle of the day already, we need to eat.''
''..Fine.'' Liana concedes.
slurp
This gal down here seems to be enjoying my breasts very much already, though.
Well, after that, we got dressed and now we are walking through the hallway to the dining room to eat our lunch. Yesterday we told my maid Sophia that we would skip breakfast to sleep in today, so I guess I won't get any questions about that.
Also, I'm not exactly walking, I can't really walk with my thighs and calves like this, so I'm using telekinesis to lift myself up, hovering above the ground.
Walking beside me are my two girlfriends, Liana has a look of satisfaction on her face, while Emy looks at me for a second and opens her mouth.
''I'm sorry.''
''Huh?''
''About your thighs.''
''Ah~ that's fine, I have no problem using telekinesis anyway.''
''And I came inside you as well.''
How the hell can you say that with no embarrassment at all?!
''W-Well, it's fine. You guys can cum inside the next time as well, I asked the goddess to take care of it already. I won't get pregnant until I want to.''
'''' Really!? '''' Both of them have sparking eyes now, so bright.
''...Yeah.''
Are they that happy...?
Floating into the dining room, I see my parents, Marquess Beryl Seymour and Duchess Campbell sitting there in the chairs already.
''Good day, Mom, Dad, and the two of you as well.''
''Good day, Your Majesties, and Duchess as well, hi mama.'' Liana greets everyone.
''...Good day, Your Majesties. Marquess.'' Emy as well, she and the Duchess just nodded to each other, I guess they're really casual.
''You're all here, sit down. The food is almost ready.'' Dad says, holding a newspaper.
We go to sit next to each other at the round table, with me in the middle.
''My, why are you not walking, baby?'' There it is, my mom has noticed my flying.
''Why, it is all thanks to these two yesterday, now my whole lower body is very sore, Mom.'' I reply, glaring at the two culprits alternatively.
Everyone excluding Emy has their eyes wide open, bet they didn't expect this. Either way, I have no reason to hide, really.
'''' ... ''''
''...Congratulations, I'm rooting for you two, my future daughter-in-laws.'' Dad finally speaks up, nodding contently.
The Duchess and the Marquess have proud expressions as well, I guess I'm good enough for these two.
''I hope you can take care of my daughter, Your Highness.'' The Duchess speaks up.
''My wish is the same as well, Your Highness.'' Marquess follows her as well.
Emy and Liana are both smiling, this is good.
Then comes my mom with her hand covering her mouth. ''My my, when do I get to see grandchildren, my baby?'' She whispers.
''Mom, I have to save the world first.''
''Heheh, I guess so, but it's good that you now have new families, isn't that right?''
''I guess so,'' I shrug.
''Ah, and also.'' Dad raises the newspaper up for us to see ''The Empire has officially announced our visit already. You guys can depart 10 days later, is that alright?''
I see the article clearly, and the headline reads [The Everwood kingdom's official delegation team consists of high elves will visit Xeno in two weeks]
Well, I guess it's time for some assassinations.
