******
Aunt Flo shall never come to visit. This whole life, she wouldn’t!
However, it’s not wrong to say he’s a bit down.
After playing one round, Jing Yu finally realizes his own abnormal behavior just now. He quickly consoles his little angels:
“Thank you, everyone, for your concern. I’m fine… I’m in good condition, so there’s no need to worry… En, it’s true I’m feeling a bit under the weather… The reason? Not telling you~”
【Then, will we still see Frozen Heart today?】
【Let’s use Frozen Heart the next round!】
【Compared to Moonshadow Spider, Goldfish’s Frozen Heart is even more bloodthirsty!】
Jing Yu tumbles into silence. In the end, he still satisfies the barrage’s request: “Okay, I’ll use Frozen Heart to fight a standard match then.”
Jing Yu clicks to enter standard mode, insta-locking Frozen Heart. Upon spotting the teammate’s “Are you insane?”, he immediately blocks the chatroom.
【Goldfish blocked the chatroom?】
【Why did you block it???】
【What should Goldfish do if not block? Wait to get roasted?】
【Some people really are too toxic. What do they take our house’s Goldfish as?】
【That’s right! Is it so fun to watch Goldfish get flamed?!】
Jing Yu even minimized the comments barrage, so he naturally don’t see the comments.
The game begins. 32 mins later, under a situation where one teammate is AFK, Jing Yu’s party successfully clinches victory.
Frozen Heart contributed with a score of 12 Kills: 8 Deaths: 3 Assists. As usual, he is the MVP. Yet, compared to that match with Moonshadow Spider just now, Frozen Heart is still clearly on a lower level.
【Really want to see the enemy’s reaction so badly.】
【+Teammates’ reaction.】
【Holy guacamole?!】
【Goldfish’s entering another round?!】
【Looks like Goldfish’s really in a bad mood today.】
【Did he get dumped by his gal?】
【Upstairs, don’t go there! GF’s my Hubby!】
After analyzing his post-battle score, Jing Yu directly clicks “New Game”. Don’t talk about interacting with the comments barrage, he doesn’t even spare a single eye for the comments.
Once again insta-locking Frozen Heart, once again blocking the chatroom and quietly yet barbarically finishing off the opponents, the match reaches its conclusion within 38 mins.
16 Kills: 9 Deaths: 10 Assists. This match’s score is higher than the last one, yet it is still dominated by Moonshadow Spider’s.
Just as he thinks of opening a new round, the abrupt realization that he’s still live-streaming hits him. Jing Yu jerks in surprise, turning his head to the comments barrage at once.
Thank heavens he hadn’t looked at it before. Because this one glance certainly has him stuck between crying and laughing.
【Goldfish, be good. Don’t be mad anymore.】
【Giving Goldfish a hair stroke. No, it should be a scale stroke?】
【C’mon, give us a glance, Goldfish! Even if you’re dumped by your gal, you’ve still got us!】
【That’s right, that’s right! A bunch of wifeys are waiting to flirt back with you~】
Ever since he lost the practice match with Frozen Heart, Jing Yu doesn’t really dare to use him anymore. Whenever he uses him, there is that feeling of an inevitable loss. Yet, he still stubbornly grits on, not wanting to be defeated.
Upon slipping into the zone, he totally forgot he was still live-streaming.
Gazing at the barrage filled with flowery comforts, he can’t help but let out an airy laugh.
【Wah! Did Goldfish laugh just now? Tell me it’s not a hallucination!】
【Even his laughter’s so charming. As expected of my Husbando!】
【Such a nice guy, how can anyone bear to dump him!】
Jing Yu’s smile becomes hopelessly amused: “I don’t have a girlfriend, so being dumped and the like, it won’t ever happen.”
【Then, why don’t you consider me eh?】
【Goldfish, tell us, what type do you like?】
【Goldfish, tell us, do you like boys or girls?】
【Me, me, me! Can gong, can shou!】
(**can gong can shou 可攻可受: XD Can be seme or uke. How flexible!)
“That’s enough coming from you guys~” Jing Yu is once more teased to laughter, his kittenish lilt finally revived, “I’ve got so many wives already. What more do I want a girlfriend for?”
【Goldfish, you don’t just have a wife, you’ve also have a hubby!】
“A hubby? Nope, zip, nada. I don’t have one.” Jing Yu obstinately denies, “I always gong!”
【You think the citizens’ police will buy your bullshit?】
【Please use your sassy tone to repeat those three words.】
【Typically, the ones who say they’re gong are the shou.】
【Upstairs, you don’t run! Thou hast brought the truth!】
“Huan, I’m not arguing with you guys~” Jing Yu can’t win against the barrage, so he shamelessly changes the topic, “That’s right. Do you guys want to see me play the other positions? For example, how about solo-laning for once?”
【Frozen Heart solo-laning?】
“It’s impossible for Frozen Heart to solo-lane.” Jing Yu says whilst clicking into standard mode, “Suddenly, I just want to try solo-laning. Let’s see whether I really can.”
【A true man never says he can’t!】
Jing Yu: “……”
After entering into Standard mode, Jing Yu selects Burial Sword. With a bit of hesitation, he switches out to Mad Bones. In the end, he still trades him back for Burial Sword, insta-locking.
29 mins later, they’ve lost. And it was devastatingly so.
Jing Yu’s Burial Sword’s score was: 8 Kills: 12 Deaths: 5 Assists. He did not even get the losing MVP.
【BOOM! Your reputation has crashed!】
【Your reputation has crashed hahaha!】
【Goldfish, how can you be so excellent at playing solo-laner?】
【You’re not tanking enough, Goldfish!】
Jing Yu sucks in his bottom lip: “Not enough, again!”
【Better not.】
【Goldfish, you’re better off playing the Jungler. Trust us.】
Solo-laner and Jungler. One openly tanks out in the clearing and the other blankets himself in the shadows to sneak attack. These are totally two play styles on opposite sides of the same spectrum.
Jing Yu has foresight for tanking, yet he is lacking in his ability. Coincidentally, the teammates he was auto-matched with also didn’t have the slightest sense for co-oping, watching him be slaughtered right before their very eyes.
It’s so hard……
How exactly was Qin Fei able to switch between solo-laning and jungling?
Afterwards, Jing Yu played a few more standard matches as a jungler, winning some and losing some.
At 11 pm, after interacting a bit more with the comments barrage, he bids them goodnight and ends the stream.
Just when he’s about to exit the game to go take a shower, he receives a message out of the blue.
asdf: Making you a professional account. What ID do you want?
asdf: It’s best if it’s English.
Jing Yu blanks out for a moment. Upon brief consideration, he replies two letters:
Gold Fish not Salted Fish: gF
asdf: Oh? Why’s that?
Gold Fish not Salted Fish: gold Fish
asdf: ……
asdf: Okay, you win.
asdf: pg-gF, Welcome to pg this big family!
Seeing this line, Jing Yu sucks in his bottom lip, feeling his blood surge heatedly in his veins. Just when he is about to return a “I will do my best” + a few exclamation marks, before he can even type, he receives another message.
asdf: Give me your phone number ba. More convenient to contact you.
Jing Yu doesn’t even pause to think and sends his phone number over.
asdf: You have QQ?
Jing Yu sends his QQ number over again.
asdf: Your Weibo id is?
Gold Fish not Salted Fish: – Look at my id.
asdf: Send me a selfie?
Jing Yu picks up his nearly phone, aiming at himself while he makes a pose. After a fair amount of struggling, he finally manages to take a passable one.
Then he looks down at the next message:
asdf: All Nude.
Jing Yu: “???”
asdf: You’re not really taking ba?
Gold Fish not Salted Fish: I’m not, I don’t, don’t speak nonsense.
asdf: Haha, I’m just joking. It really feels like you’ll give whatever I want. You’re too obedient.
Gold Fish not Salted Fish: _(:з」∠)_
asdf: Have you finished packing up?
Gold Fish not Salted Fish: En.
asdf: Then you should turn in early. Good night.
Gold Fish not Salted Fish: Goodnight.
After replying, seeing as if asdf is not logging off, Jing Yu takes the initiative to leave the game. Thereafter, his line of sight falls upon his phone’s screen. He’s caught between crying and laughing.
Qin Fei told him to take a selfie, and he actually took it on the spot. If not for Qin Fei adding, “All Nude”, he really would have sent out his own selfie.
After thinking about it, he’s a little frightened — He’d been totally led by the nose!
Jing Yu shuts down the computer and goes to take a shower.
After drying his hair, he returns to his bedside, snuggling into the nest of blankets with his phone. Only then does he realize he had received a message.
The sender is an unknown number, the contents is: ‘I am Qin Fei. This is my number. Save it in your contacts.’
Jing Yu obediently adds the number to his phone’s contact list. Then, his lips subconsciously turn up.
“I will do my best!” He says it to an empty room, blurting out the things he didn’t manage to say before, “I won’t drag your feet down. I promise!”
******
The Author has something to say: chapter, they can finally cohabit la~
Translator’s Notes: Recently, I’ve been concerned about the use of Chinglish turning potential readers away. I’ve tried my hand at minimizing all Chinglish in this chapter. Which do you prefer?
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If you like what I do, please kindly donate to Rocket Cat Rescue!
In addition, I will release a new chapter a day earlier for every 3 ko-fi’s bought, so don’t forget to include in your ko-fi message, and drop a comment to let me know you donated!
Current Donation Count: 2/3
******
Aunt Flo shall never come to visit. This whole life, she wouldn’t!
However, it’s not wrong to say he’s a bit down.
After playing one round, Jing Yu finally realizes his own abnormal behavior just now. He quickly consoles his little angels:
“Thank you, everyone, for your concern. I’m fine… I’m in good condition, so there’s no need to worry… En, it’s true I’m feeling a bit under the weather… The reason? Not telling you~”
【Then, will we still see Frozen Heart today?】
【Let’s use Frozen Heart the next round!】
【Compared to Moonshadow Spider, Goldfish’s Frozen Heart is even more bloodthirsty!】
Jing Yu tumbles into silence. In the end, he still satisfies the barrage’s request: “Okay, I’ll use Frozen Heart to fight a standard match then.”
Jing Yu clicks to enter standard mode, insta-locking Frozen Heart. Upon spotting the teammate’s “Are you insane?”, he immediately blocks the chatroom.
【Goldfish blocked the chatroom?】
【Why did you block it???】
【What should Goldfish do if not block? Wait to get roasted?】
【Some people really are too toxic. What do they take our house’s Goldfish as?】
【That’s right! Is it so fun to watch Goldfish get flamed?!】
Jing Yu even minimized the comments barrage, so he naturally don’t see the comments.
The game begins. 32 mins later, under a situation where one teammate is AFK, Jing Yu’s party successfully clinches victory.
Frozen Heart contributed with a score of 12 Kills: 8 Deaths: 3 Assists. As usual, he is the MVP. Yet, compared to that match with Moonshadow Spider just now, Frozen Heart is still clearly on a lower level.
【Really want to see the enemy’s reaction so badly.】
【+Teammates’ reaction.】
【Holy guacamole?!】
【Goldfish’s entering another round?!】
【Looks like Goldfish’s really in a bad mood today.】
【Did he get dumped by his gal?】
【Upstairs, don’t go there! GF’s my Hubby!】
After analyzing his post-battle score, Jing Yu directly clicks “New Game”. Don’t talk about interacting with the comments barrage, he doesn’t even spare a single eye for the comments.
Once again insta-locking Frozen Heart, once again blocking the chatroom and quietly yet barbarically finishing off the opponents, the match reaches its conclusion within 38 mins.
16 Kills: 9 Deaths: 10 Assists. This match’s score is higher than the last one, yet it is still dominated by Moonshadow Spider’s.
Just as he thinks of opening a new round, the abrupt realization that he’s still live-streaming hits him. Jing Yu jerks in surprise, turning his head to the comments barrage at once.
Thank heavens he hadn’t looked at it before. Because this one glance certainly has him stuck between crying and laughing.
【Goldfish, be good. Don’t be mad anymore.】
【Giving Goldfish a hair stroke. No, it should be a scale stroke?】
【C’mon, give us a glance, Goldfish! Even if you’re dumped by your gal, you’ve still got us!】
【That’s right, that’s right! A bunch of wifeys are waiting to flirt back with you~】
Ever since he lost the practice match with Frozen Heart, Jing Yu doesn’t really dare to use him anymore. Whenever he uses him, there is that feeling of an inevitable loss. Yet, he still stubbornly grits on, not wanting to be defeated.
Upon slipping into the zone, he totally forgot he was still live-streaming.
Gazing at the barrage filled with flowery comforts, he can’t help but let out an airy laugh.
【Wah! Did Goldfish laugh just now? Tell me it’s not a hallucination!】
【Even his laughter’s so charming. As expected of my Husbando!】
【Such a nice guy, how can anyone bear to dump him!】
Jing Yu’s smile becomes hopelessly amused: “I don’t have a girlfriend, so being dumped and the like, it won’t ever happen.”
【Then, why don’t you consider me eh?】
【Goldfish, tell us, what type do you like?】
【Goldfish, tell us, do you like boys or girls?】
【Me, me, me! Can gong, can shou!】
(**can gong can shou 可攻可受: XD Can be seme or uke. How flexible!)
“That’s enough coming from you guys~” Jing Yu is once more teased to laughter, his kittenish lilt finally revived, “I’ve got so many wives already. What more do I want a girlfriend for?”
【Goldfish, you don’t just have a wife, you’ve also have a hubby!】
“A hubby? Nope, zip, nada. I don’t have one.” Jing Yu obstinately denies, “I always gong!”
【You think the citizens’ police will buy your bullshit?】
【Please use your sassy tone to repeat those three words.】
【Typically, the ones who say they’re gong are the shou.】
【Upstairs, you don’t run! Thou hast brought the truth!】
“Huan, I’m not arguing with you guys~” Jing Yu can’t win against the barrage, so he shamelessly changes the topic, “That’s right. Do you guys want to see me play the other positions? For example, how about solo-laning for once?”
【Frozen Heart solo-laning?】
“It’s impossible for Frozen Heart to solo-lane.” Jing Yu says whilst clicking into standard mode, “Suddenly, I just want to try solo-laning. Let’s see whether I really can.”
【A true man never says he can’t!】
Jing Yu: “……”
After entering into Standard mode, Jing Yu selects Burial Sword. With a bit of hesitation, he switches out to Mad Bones. In the end, he still trades him back for Burial Sword, insta-locking.
29 mins later, they’ve lost. And it was devastatingly so.
Jing Yu’s Burial Sword’s score was: 8 Kills: 12 Deaths: 5 Assists. He did not even get the losing MVP.
【BOOM! Your reputation has crashed!】
【Your reputation has crashed hahaha!】
【Goldfish, how can you be so excellent at playing solo-laner?】
【You’re not tanking enough, Goldfish!】
Jing Yu sucks in his bottom lip: “Not enough, again!”
【Better not.】
【Goldfish, you’re better off playing the Jungler. Trust us.】
Solo-laner and Jungler. One openly tanks out in the clearing and the other blankets himself in the shadows to sneak attack. These are totally two play styles on opposite sides of the same spectrum.
Jing Yu has foresight for tanking, yet he is lacking in his ability. Coincidentally, the teammates he was auto-matched with also didn’t have the slightest sense for co-oping, watching him be slaughtered right before their very eyes.
It’s so hard……
How exactly was Qin Fei able to switch between solo-laning and jungling?
Afterwards, Jing Yu played a few more standard matches as a jungler, winning some and losing some.
At 11 pm, after interacting a bit more with the comments barrage, he bids them goodnight and ends the stream.
Just when he’s about to exit the game to go take a shower, he receives a message out of the blue.
asdf: Making you a professional account. What ID do you want?
asdf: It’s best if it’s English.
Jing Yu blanks out for a moment. Upon brief consideration, he replies two letters:
Gold Fish not Salted Fish: gF
asdf: Oh? Why’s that?
Gold Fish not Salted Fish: gold Fish
asdf: ……
asdf: Okay, you win.
asdf: pg-gF, Welcome to pg this big family!
Seeing this line, Jing Yu sucks in his bottom lip, feeling his blood surge heatedly in his veins. Just when he is about to return a “I will do my best” + a few exclamation marks, before he can even type, he receives another message.
asdf: Give me your phone number ba. More convenient to contact you.
Jing Yu doesn’t even pause to think and sends his phone number over.
asdf: You have QQ?
Jing Yu sends his QQ number over again.
asdf: Your Weibo id is?
Gold Fish not Salted Fish: – Look at my id.
asdf: Send me a selfie?
Jing Yu picks up his nearly phone, aiming at himself while he makes a pose. After a fair amount of struggling, he finally manages to take a passable one.
Then he looks down at the next message:
asdf: All Nude.
Jing Yu: “???”
asdf: You’re not really taking ba?
Gold Fish not Salted Fish: I’m not, I don’t, don’t speak nonsense.
asdf: Haha, I’m just joking. It really feels like you’ll give whatever I want. You’re too obedient.
Gold Fish not Salted Fish: _(:з」∠)_
asdf: Have you finished packing up?
Gold Fish not Salted Fish: En.
asdf: Then you should turn in early. Good night.
Gold Fish not Salted Fish: Goodnight.
After replying, seeing as if asdf is not logging off, Jing Yu takes the initiative to leave the game. Thereafter, his line of sight falls upon his phone’s screen. He’s caught between crying and laughing.
Qin Fei told him to take a selfie, and he actually took it on the spot. If not for Qin Fei adding, “All Nude”, he really would have sent out his own selfie.
After thinking about it, he’s a little frightened — He’d been totally led by the nose!
Jing Yu shuts down the computer and goes to take a shower.
After drying his hair, he returns to his bedside, snuggling into the nest of blankets with his phone. Only then does he realize he had received a message.
The sender is an unknown number, the contents is: ‘I am Qin Fei. This is my number. Save it in your contacts.’
Jing Yu obediently adds the number to his phone’s contact list. Then, his lips subconsciously turn up.
“I will do my best!” He says it to an empty room, blurting out the things he didn’t manage to say before, “I won’t drag your feet down. I promise!”
******
The Author has something to say: chapter, they can finally cohabit la~
Translator’s Notes: Recently, I’ve been concerned about the use of Chinglish turning potential readers away. I’ve tried my hand at minimizing all Chinglish in this chapter. Which do you prefer?
******
If you like what I do, please kindly donate to Rocket Cat Rescue!
In addition, I will release a new chapter a day earlier for every 3 ko-fi’s bought, so don’t forget to include in your ko-fi message, and drop a comment to let me know you donated!
Current Donation Count: 2/3
