Royal Kirarimeku Academy’s main gate.
A structure built upon the prestige of the Kingdom of Tenidis.
With its white walls adorned with reliefs depicting the story of Knowledge God bestowing wisdom upon humanity. Its magnificent design overwhelms those who lay their eyes on it.
More than just the entrance to an institution of learning, this gate is one of Tenidis’ most renowned tourist attractions. On top of this gate, a small bird watched as a carriage from Baron Salah’s territory arrived and entered the academy.
“Chirp…”
Somehow… somehow, I managed to bring it to this situation…
Releasing a tired chirp that sounded like a sigh, it was the rainbow-colored bird, the vessel of the Fate Goddess Arofa.
The real mastermind behind the events surrounding Baron Daughter Sara Salah, was none other than this bird.
Fate Goddess Arofa, as her name suggests, was the deity that governs the world’s fate.
She took the form of a beautiful goddess with rainbow-colored hair and was said to appear before people in the guise of a little bird.
In reality, her true form as the Fate Goddess waiting in the divine realm was also that of a rainbow-colored bird.
The concept of goddesses was merely a means to gain human devotion.
She has truly been a bird her entire existence and has never assumed a humanoid form.
In the divine realm of Ardist, this phenomenon where the real body didn’t match the depiction. Where beings didn’t appear as beautiful man and woman despite the widespread folklore, was referred to as “Legend Fraud.” Although it might sound problematic, it was quite common among deities.
Now, setting that aside…
“Chirp chirp chirp! Pipi pipi peep!”
Finally, everything is set up.
Arofa had been preparing for this moment—the filming of the Isekai Reincarnation Broadcast.
Singing a joyful tune, Arofa hopped her head up and down, danced around in excitement.
She wanted to try making her own “Reincarnation into an Otome Game.”
The “Reincarnation into an Otome Game” that many gods from other world broadcasted.
Ever since becoming obsessed with them, this desire that had swirled within her heart, and now, it was finally coming true.
There was no reason not to be thrilled.
Unexpected obstacles arose, and the preparations turned out to be more challenging than anticipated. Yet, that only heightened the joy of the accomplishment.
… Of course, ‘Unexpected Obstacles’ referred to that cursed child with black hair and eyes that had inexplicably appeared from who knows where.
They occasionally appeared—beings whose fates even the Fate Goddess couldn’t foresee.
Typically, these irregular individuals were those who had defied their fated deaths for some reason.
Although such individuals usually became integrated into the flow of new destinies through interactions and living alongside humans…. That cursed child seemed to be an exception.
In essence, she had survived without much interaction with others until her current age.
From Arofa’s brief investigation, it appeared that there was an old man she had lived with until a few months ago. Yet because that man was a recluse in his own right, it was not enough to influence her fate significantly.
Therefore, even at present, Arofa couldn’t predict her fate, not even for a few months ahead.
She was truly an irregular among the irregulars.
Now, because of these “Unexpected Obstacles,” the irregular cursed child, becoming involved with the Salah Baron family. This added unnecessary complexity to Arofa’s preparations for the Isekai Reincarnation Broadcast.
She had intended to send a reincarnator’s soul into the body of Sarah Salah, the Baron daughter, and pseudo-recreate the “Reincarnation into an Otome Game.”
It shouldn’t have been a particularly difficult task.
Originally, Arofa had planned to achieve this by ‘Having a reincarnator’s soul enter the body of the feverish and weakened Sara Salah’.
The concept was drawn from the frequent introduction of such situations in “Reincarnation into an Otome Game” broadcasts from other worlds.
Arofa had a penchant for starting from the superficial aspects.
However, when she asked about ‘An illness that give a high-fever and made the whole body weak, yet when a reincarnator’s soul come in, she will recover fully,’ to the Pestilence God (who took the form of a large rat).
“There’s no convenient illness like that,”
He simply rebuffed her.
In these other worlds’ “Reincarnation into an Otome Game” introductions, such scenarios were commonplace. But no matter how she tried to convince the pestilence god to consider her plight, he held firm, stating,
“Other worlds are other worlds, and ours is ours.”
And she got rejected.
That rat was quite the stickler.
Originally, he had little interest in Isekai Reincarnation Broadcasts.
He refuses to use his authority for such a worthless thing.
How dull…
Thus, Arofa resorted to using her apostle, Kisket, to orchestrate a scenario where Sara Salah would be attacked by thieves. However, it was precisely at this moment that the cursed child appeared.
Not only did she rescue Sara Salah from the thieves, that cursed child also decided to stay in the Baron’s household.
This created a situation where it was impossible to put Sara Salah’s body into a state of simulated death, which was necessary for sending a reincarnator’s soul into her body. Thanks to the cursed child’s presence as her guard, that crucial opportunity never arose.
Had Arofa known, she should have just placed a reincarnator’s soul into Sara Salah’s body from the beginning and allowed her to be born.
Then, after a few years, the sealed memories and powers would be activated. It was a method often employed by the deities of the Holy Realm.
In her attempt to imitate the “Reincarnation into an Otome Game” of other worlds, Arofa needlessly complicated matters.
It was, without a doubt, her own doing.
Anyway, there was no use lamenting.
Arofa, in an effort to improve the situation, once again performed a “Fate Confirmation” and took several actions.
First, she delivered a divine oracle to Moub, a servant of the Salah Baron family.
«If you wish to change your fate, take action. Take Baron Daughter Sara Salah hostage and barricade yourselves in the study.»
The general content of the oracle was as above.
Although only a limited number of people can receive divine oracles, Moub strongly believed in the Fate Goddess Arofa.
Inside his heart, he had always wished to escape from his uneventful, mundane life.
Despite this longing, he hadn’t taken much action, and he remained a rather unremarkable man.
The job of a Fate Goddess was to “see” fates, not to improve the fates of her followers.
Arofa hoped they could sort out their own destinies.
Well, regardless, since Moub had strong faith in Arofa, he was receptive to her oracle. He could be influenced to take actions that suited Arofa’s intentions.
Typically, an oracle could also be interpreted as the whisperings of a demon. But due to the persistent harassment he received from Sneigen, the household steward, Moub’s mental state had deteriorated significantly.
He was even clinging to the whisperings of demons.
By the way, Moub intentionally dropped the roof tiles onto Lady and the Miss, a decision he made of his own accord, despite his unstable state of mind.
Arofa saw this as an opportunity to use Moub as a disposable pawn.
Next, Arofa directed an oracle to the Poison Topopolok Queen, the one who had battled the cursed child.
Though the Queen was a monster and wasn’t naturally a follower of Arofa, wild creatures have simpler thoughts compared to humans, making it easier for her to intervene.
«If you want to establish a paradise for your kind, attack the large human nest outside the forest.»
Originally considering an invasion into the human world, she joyfully followed the supernatural thoughts that suddenly echoed in her mind.
It was quite a vague oracle.
She didn’t explicitly instruct the Queen to attack the second-floor study or to use [Poison Breath.]
However, since Arofa had seen the fate that resulted from these actions, she didn’t mind the specifics.
Furthermore, she caused the Queen to not have any choice by triggering a landslide that obliterated the habitat of the creatures.
She cornered them.
The large Kaliva tree, felled by Kisket, acting under Arofa’s orders, had served as the vital support for the mountain slope’s stability.
Removing it was bound to cause a landslide during heavy rainfall.
With this, she could synchronize the Topopolok’s attack with the day when the Salah Baron family’s protective barrier would coincidentally break.
Well, well, well.
In any case, Arofa had prepared meticulously up to this point.
However, once again, the cursed child opposed Arofa’s carefully prepared fate.
Originally, Arofa had predicted that most of the Topopolok would be repelled by her.
However, the Queen, a formidable monster, was different.
In a climactic battle, the cursed child was devoured by the Queen.
That was the fate Arofa had seen.
However, the outcome was different.
To her surprise, the cursed child defeated the Queen with her tiny body and on the contrary she was the one that devour the Queen’s flesh.
Due to the limited data she had on the cursed child’s combat abilities, Arofa had miscalculated the fate.
This situation wasn’t good at all.
Once again, due to that cursed child, Arofa’s foreseen fate was being overturned.
If this continued, she couldn’t send a reincarnator’s soul into Sara Salah’s body.
Maybe she should have Moub injure Sara Salah?
No, that wasn’t an option.
If she ordered that, the mentally unstable Moub would surely go overboard.
And end up killing Sara Salah.
No matter how many times she predicted the future, it always led to that outcome. That’s why Arofa resorted to these convoluted measures this time.
She couldn’t let her be killed.
If she infused a dead body with a soul, it would just be an undead.
That wasn’t what Arofa desired.
Now that it has come to this, she resorted to her last resort.
Arofa poured her divine energy into the Queen’s corpse, making it an impromptu vessel.
In other words, she used the Queen’s body herself, casting [Poison Breath] on Sara Salah.
This method was quite inefficient and was a forceful thing. It also heavily strained Arofa, but it successfully achieved the goal.
Until the very end, the cursed child opposed Arofa and stood in the way to protect Sara Salah. However, it was impossible for her small body to block all the poison.
And with all of that, finally, Sara Salah entered a simulated death state. And as a bonus, she was able to dispose of the troublesome cursed child.
In the end, victory belonged to the gods.
… Or so Arofa thought, until that cursed child, in defiance of poison, recovered as if nothing happened.
What on earth is she? A monster?
Well, well. It’s fine.
The most important thing was that she had succeeded in sending a reincarnator’s soul into Sara Salah’s body. That was the fact that truly mattered.
◇ ◇ ◇
And so, we come to the present moment.
Sara Salah seemed to have been dozing off in the carriage, but she now woke up and was excitedly enjoying the grand and elegant view of the academy.
She leaned out of the carriage window, and was scolded by Kisket, who was riding with her.
“Chirp-chirp-chirp!”
Well, preparations on this side should be sufficient by now.
Should I also check on the status of the “Other Party”?
The rainbow-colored bird spread its wings and decided to go check on the state of the other reincarnated individual that Sara Salah had prepared.
In essence, Sara Salah was someone who should have borne the fate of being the protagonist of the story.
If the Fate Goddess had not intervened, she would have been a mere country baron daughter, yet through her pure, virtuous, and beautiful growth, she would be noticed by the crown prince and become the queen.
She was a person who could have had such a future.
However, however…
Even if a reincarnated individual were to walk through such a predictable and well-known fate, the viewers… the gods would not be satisfied.
That’s why Arofa chose a soul with a rather unpleasant personality to inhabit Sara Salah’s body.
She chose the soul of a liar, someone who quickly becomes arrogant and is self-centered.
Arofa didn’t intend to make Sara Salah the heroine of the story.
Rather, quite the opposite.
A villainess who would exploit the “Capture Information” (in reality, it was the information about the future that Arofa had predicted through “Fate Confirmation”) obtained from playing a “Otome game,” and do as she pleased.
That was the Sara Salah that Arofa desired.
So, who was the protagonist then?
Originally, it should have been the individual who was supposed to be cowardly and jealous, bullying Sara Salah while hiding behind their social status.
The individual who was supposed to have their engagement with the crown prince broken off during the academy’s graduation party and receive banishment from the country.
… The Duke Daughter Izywar Deswah.
She had beautiful golden hair that was curled like drills, and she possessed splendid beauty.
Yes, what Fate Goddess Arofa wanted to capture was the archetype of the “Villainess Lady” genre, which could be considered mainstream within the “Otome game” subcategory.
And Izywar was the protagonist of Fate Goddess Arofa’s Isekai Reincarnation Broadcast of the “I Don’t Mind Being Reborn as a Villainess! But Isn’t the Name Izywar Deswah a Bit Too Extreme?!” series!!
… By the way, as you could tell from the title, it was a comedy project.
***
Author notes:
Unlike the Death God Arogolos, Fate Goddess Arofa diligently continued to monitor the vessels of the reincarnated individuals. This allowed her to handle the intrusion of the anomaly named Emmy-chan smoothly.
By the way, in this world, the job of a Fate Goddess is to foresee and predict the outcomes of the ventures undertaken by other gods and provide advice.
If there are no requests from the gods, she has quite a bit of free time, making her fairly easy to schedule.
***
Translator Notes:
Izywar Deswah (イジワール・デスワー / Ijiwaaru Desuwaa) has been mentioned on chapter 58 when Sara-chan was studying about kingdom’s general knowledge.
Her name is a wordplay with (意地悪 / Ijiwaru) which means ‘malicious, ill-tempered, mean, unkind, nasty’.
Deswah comes from Desuwa (ですわ) which is a ‘desu’ (です) but usually used by some stereotypical Ojou-sama (usually paired with golden hair that is curled into a drill). Search this ‘ojou-sama drill’, in google images or something for some visual.
Royal Kirarimeku Academy’s main gate.
A structure built upon the prestige of the Kingdom of Tenidis.
With its white walls adorned with reliefs depicting the story of Knowledge God bestowing wisdom upon humanity. Its magnificent design overwhelms those who lay their eyes on it.
More than just the entrance to an institution of learning, this gate is one of Tenidis’ most renowned tourist attractions. On top of this gate, a small bird watched as a carriage from Baron Salah’s territory arrived and entered the academy.
“Chirp…”
Somehow… somehow, I managed to bring it to this situation…
Releasing a tired chirp that sounded like a sigh, it was the rainbow-colored bird, the vessel of the Fate Goddess Arofa.
The real mastermind behind the events surrounding Baron Daughter Sara Salah, was none other than this bird.
Fate Goddess Arofa, as her name suggests, was the deity that governs the world’s fate.
She took the form of a beautiful goddess with rainbow-colored hair and was said to appear before people in the guise of a little bird.
In reality, her true form as the Fate Goddess waiting in the divine realm was also that of a rainbow-colored bird.
The concept of goddesses was merely a means to gain human devotion.
She has truly been a bird her entire existence and has never assumed a humanoid form.
In the divine realm of Ardist, this phenomenon where the real body didn’t match the depiction. Where beings didn’t appear as beautiful man and woman despite the widespread folklore, was referred to as “Legend Fraud.” Although it might sound problematic, it was quite common among deities.
Now, setting that aside…
“Chirp chirp chirp! Pipi pipi peep!”
Finally, everything is set up.
Arofa had been preparing for this moment—the filming of the Isekai Reincarnation Broadcast.
Singing a joyful tune, Arofa hopped her head up and down, danced around in excitement.
She wanted to try making her own “Reincarnation into an Otome Game.”
The “Reincarnation into an Otome Game” that many gods from other world broadcasted.
Ever since becoming obsessed with them, this desire that had swirled within her heart, and now, it was finally coming true.
There was no reason not to be thrilled.
Unexpected obstacles arose, and the preparations turned out to be more challenging than anticipated. Yet, that only heightened the joy of the accomplishment.
… Of course, ‘Unexpected Obstacles’ referred to that cursed child with black hair and eyes that had inexplicably appeared from who knows where.
They occasionally appeared—beings whose fates even the Fate Goddess couldn’t foresee.
Typically, these irregular individuals were those who had defied their fated deaths for some reason.
Although such individuals usually became integrated into the flow of new destinies through interactions and living alongside humans…. That cursed child seemed to be an exception.
In essence, she had survived without much interaction with others until her current age.
From Arofa’s brief investigation, it appeared that there was an old man she had lived with until a few months ago. Yet because that man was a recluse in his own right, it was not enough to influence her fate significantly.
Therefore, even at present, Arofa couldn’t predict her fate, not even for a few months ahead.
She was truly an irregular among the irregulars.
Now, because of these “Unexpected Obstacles,” the irregular cursed child, becoming involved with the Salah Baron family. This added unnecessary complexity to Arofa’s preparations for the Isekai Reincarnation Broadcast.
She had intended to send a reincarnator’s soul into the body of Sarah Salah, the Baron daughter, and pseudo-recreate the “Reincarnation into an Otome Game.”
It shouldn’t have been a particularly difficult task.
Originally, Arofa had planned to achieve this by ‘Having a reincarnator’s soul enter the body of the feverish and weakened Sara Salah’.
The concept was drawn from the frequent introduction of such situations in “Reincarnation into an Otome Game” broadcasts from other worlds.
Arofa had a penchant for starting from the superficial aspects.
However, when she asked about ‘An illness that give a high-fever and made the whole body weak, yet when a reincarnator’s soul come in, she will recover fully,’ to the Pestilence God (who took the form of a large rat).
“There’s no convenient illness like that,”
He simply rebuffed her.
In these other worlds’ “Reincarnation into an Otome Game” introductions, such scenarios were commonplace. But no matter how she tried to convince the pestilence god to consider her plight, he held firm, stating,
“Other worlds are other worlds, and ours is ours.”
And she got rejected.
That rat was quite the stickler.
Originally, he had little interest in Isekai Reincarnation Broadcasts.
He refuses to use his authority for such a worthless thing.
How dull…
Thus, Arofa resorted to using her apostle, Kisket, to orchestrate a scenario where Sara Salah would be attacked by thieves. However, it was precisely at this moment that the cursed child appeared.
Not only did she rescue Sara Salah from the thieves, that cursed child also decided to stay in the Baron’s household.
This created a situation where it was impossible to put Sara Salah’s body into a state of simulated death, which was necessary for sending a reincarnator’s soul into her body. Thanks to the cursed child’s presence as her guard, that crucial opportunity never arose.
Had Arofa known, she should have just placed a reincarnator’s soul into Sara Salah’s body from the beginning and allowed her to be born.
Then, after a few years, the sealed memories and powers would be activated. It was a method often employed by the deities of the Holy Realm.
In her attempt to imitate the “Reincarnation into an Otome Game” of other worlds, Arofa needlessly complicated matters.
It was, without a doubt, her own doing.
Anyway, there was no use lamenting.
Arofa, in an effort to improve the situation, once again performed a “Fate Confirmation” and took several actions.
First, she delivered a divine oracle to Moub, a servant of the Salah Baron family.
«If you wish to change your fate, take action. Take Baron Daughter Sara Salah hostage and barricade yourselves in the study.»
The general content of the oracle was as above.
Although only a limited number of people can receive divine oracles, Moub strongly believed in the Fate Goddess Arofa.
Inside his heart, he had always wished to escape from his uneventful, mundane life.
Despite this longing, he hadn’t taken much action, and he remained a rather unremarkable man.
The job of a Fate Goddess was to “see” fates, not to improve the fates of her followers.
Arofa hoped they could sort out their own destinies.
Well, regardless, since Moub had strong faith in Arofa, he was receptive to her oracle. He could be influenced to take actions that suited Arofa’s intentions.
Typically, an oracle could also be interpreted as the whisperings of a demon. But due to the persistent harassment he received from Sneigen, the household steward, Moub’s mental state had deteriorated significantly.
He was even clinging to the whisperings of demons.
By the way, Moub intentionally dropped the roof tiles onto Lady and the Miss, a decision he made of his own accord, despite his unstable state of mind.
Arofa saw this as an opportunity to use Moub as a disposable pawn.
Next, Arofa directed an oracle to the Poison Topopolok Queen, the one who had battled the cursed child.
Though the Queen was a monster and wasn’t naturally a follower of Arofa, wild creatures have simpler thoughts compared to humans, making it easier for her to intervene.
«If you want to establish a paradise for your kind, attack the large human nest outside the forest.»
Originally considering an invasion into the human world, she joyfully followed the supernatural thoughts that suddenly echoed in her mind.
It was quite a vague oracle.
She didn’t explicitly instruct the Queen to attack the second-floor study or to use [Poison Breath.]
However, since Arofa had seen the fate that resulted from these actions, she didn’t mind the specifics.
Furthermore, she caused the Queen to not have any choice by triggering a landslide that obliterated the habitat of the creatures.
She cornered them.
The large Kaliva tree, felled by Kisket, acting under Arofa’s orders, had served as the vital support for the mountain slope’s stability.
Removing it was bound to cause a landslide during heavy rainfall.
With this, she could synchronize the Topopolok’s attack with the day when the Salah Baron family’s protective barrier would coincidentally break.
Well, well, well.
In any case, Arofa had prepared meticulously up to this point.
However, once again, the cursed child opposed Arofa’s carefully prepared fate.
Originally, Arofa had predicted that most of the Topopolok would be repelled by her.
However, the Queen, a formidable monster, was different.
In a climactic battle, the cursed child was devoured by the Queen.
That was the fate Arofa had seen.
However, the outcome was different.
To her surprise, the cursed child defeated the Queen with her tiny body and on the contrary she was the one that devour the Queen’s flesh.
Due to the limited data she had on the cursed child’s combat abilities, Arofa had miscalculated the fate.
This situation wasn’t good at all.
Once again, due to that cursed child, Arofa’s foreseen fate was being overturned.
If this continued, she couldn’t send a reincarnator’s soul into Sara Salah’s body.
Maybe she should have Moub injure Sara Salah?
No, that wasn’t an option.
If she ordered that, the mentally unstable Moub would surely go overboard.
And end up killing Sara Salah.
No matter how many times she predicted the future, it always led to that outcome. That’s why Arofa resorted to these convoluted measures this time.
She couldn’t let her be killed.
If she infused a dead body with a soul, it would just be an undead.
That wasn’t what Arofa desired.
Now that it has come to this, she resorted to her last resort.
Arofa poured her divine energy into the Queen’s corpse, making it an impromptu vessel.
In other words, she used the Queen’s body herself, casting [Poison Breath] on Sara Salah.
This method was quite inefficient and was a forceful thing. It also heavily strained Arofa, but it successfully achieved the goal.
Until the very end, the cursed child opposed Arofa and stood in the way to protect Sara Salah. However, it was impossible for her small body to block all the poison.
And with all of that, finally, Sara Salah entered a simulated death state. And as a bonus, she was able to dispose of the troublesome cursed child.
In the end, victory belonged to the gods.
… Or so Arofa thought, until that cursed child, in defiance of poison, recovered as if nothing happened.
What on earth is she? A monster?
Well, well. It’s fine.
The most important thing was that she had succeeded in sending a reincarnator’s soul into Sara Salah’s body. That was the fact that truly mattered.
◇ ◇ ◇
And so, we come to the present moment.
Sara Salah seemed to have been dozing off in the carriage, but she now woke up and was excitedly enjoying the grand and elegant view of the academy.
She leaned out of the carriage window, and was scolded by Kisket, who was riding with her.
“Chirp-chirp-chirp!”
Well, preparations on this side should be sufficient by now.
Should I also check on the status of the “Other Party”?
The rainbow-colored bird spread its wings and decided to go check on the state of the other reincarnated individual that Sara Salah had prepared.
In essence, Sara Salah was someone who should have borne the fate of being the protagonist of the story.
If the Fate Goddess had not intervened, she would have been a mere country baron daughter, yet through her pure, virtuous, and beautiful growth, she would be noticed by the crown prince and become the queen.
She was a person who could have had such a future.
However, however…
Even if a reincarnated individual were to walk through such a predictable and well-known fate, the viewers… the gods would not be satisfied.
That’s why Arofa chose a soul with a rather unpleasant personality to inhabit Sara Salah’s body.
She chose the soul of a liar, someone who quickly becomes arrogant and is self-centered.
Arofa didn’t intend to make Sara Salah the heroine of the story.
Rather, quite the opposite.
A villainess who would exploit the “Capture Information” (in reality, it was the information about the future that Arofa had predicted through “Fate Confirmation”) obtained from playing a “Otome game,” and do as she pleased.
That was the Sara Salah that Arofa desired.
So, who was the protagonist then?
Originally, it should have been the individual who was supposed to be cowardly and jealous, bullying Sara Salah while hiding behind their social status.
The individual who was supposed to have their engagement with the crown prince broken off during the academy’s graduation party and receive banishment from the country.
… The Duke Daughter Izywar Deswah.
She had beautiful golden hair that was curled like drills, and she possessed splendid beauty.
Yes, what Fate Goddess Arofa wanted to capture was the archetype of the “Villainess Lady” genre, which could be considered mainstream within the “Otome game” subcategory.
And Izywar was the protagonist of Fate Goddess Arofa’s Isekai Reincarnation Broadcast of the “I Don’t Mind Being Reborn as a Villainess! But Isn’t the Name Izywar Deswah a Bit Too Extreme?!” series!!
… By the way, as you could tell from the title, it was a comedy project.
***
Author notes:
Unlike the Death God Arogolos, Fate Goddess Arofa diligently continued to monitor the vessels of the reincarnated individuals. This allowed her to handle the intrusion of the anomaly named Emmy-chan smoothly.
By the way, in this world, the job of a Fate Goddess is to foresee and predict the outcomes of the ventures undertaken by other gods and provide advice.
If there are no requests from the gods, she has quite a bit of free time, making her fairly easy to schedule.
***
Translator Notes:
Izywar Deswah (イジワール・デスワー / Ijiwaaru Desuwaa) has been mentioned on chapter 58 when Sara-chan was studying about kingdom’s general knowledge.
Her name is a wordplay with (意地悪 / Ijiwaru) which means ‘malicious, ill-tempered, mean, unkind, nasty’.
Deswah comes from Desuwa (ですわ) which is a ‘desu’ (です) but usually used by some stereotypical Ojou-sama (usually paired with golden hair that is curled into a drill). Search this ‘ojou-sama drill’, in google images or something for some visual.
