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Chapter 125 F*cking-A, He Can Act! by Action-Fan
"Thanks for being a great sport, I will go now, and um, he might need medical attention, cough, Hic!"
I felt the beer hit me a bit in two ways. First a rapid amount of alcohol and a fast pumping heart just means a fast buzz. The second, I really have to fucking piss! That was 72 oz of liquid I have in my stomach and bladder, so point me to the nearest restroom!
Ignoring everyone, I zigzag in a staggering run for my goal, while still getting some chuckles from the drinkers that understand why I am running.
-
Up in the nosebleed-section, two women are watching the events unfold.
The first woman wearing a winter-cap and a medical-mask for a cold squinted her red-eyes and without seeing her mouth, you can tell she is smiling.
The second is an older redhead wearing a baseball-cap and a scarf around her neck. This older-woman just said with a bit of surprise.
"He really can act, and I can tell, he actually has talent for it! He seems to be better at physical-comedy for sure. If he was more handsome, he would even beat you out in popularity."
The younger woman said with a bit of displeasure.
"Looks are not everything you know. He makes up for it in many other-ways. He has this magnetic 'something' that pulls you to him."
"Sadly Kate, there are many who won't read a story with an average looking protagonist because they have poor-self-worth. So there are a portion of fans that won't like Rick even if he were a superhero. Plus you are gorgeous, so you don't even know what it is like to be average, like Rick."
Kate pointed her smartphone at Jean showing her her 10 year old self.
"I was less than average back then, so I do know what it was like to be in the shadows of girls like Tina Feng and Linda Lang. And you know what? Rick still made friends with me. So he looks past that."
Jean Jia forgot that part, she had only known the flashy and popular Kate. Even super idols came from humble pasts.
"Well, I will send this video to that tightwad Pam Sun with our demands. I will tell her I will take our contract to NBC (northern broadcast company), Tiger's Gate Entertainment, or 21st Century Lang Entertainment."
Kate, not the sharpest Spork, asks Jean.
(A/N A spork is a form of cutlery and combination utensil taking the form of a spoon-like scoop with two to four fork-like tines.)
"Why not just sign with Tiger's Gate Entertainment? They would hire a Tang to star in a movie, right?"
Jean nodded and explained.
"Of course they would, the problem is only SEG owns the rights to the Vampire movie you did. So you and Rick could not make it. The two of you would be stuck with an all new platform and script. The advantage of doing, The Vampire I fell for 2, is the fact it already has a following and fan base. Not only that, Pam Sun could make a shitty version replacing you and making your core movie credit diminish for a failed franchise."
"B-But, does that mean Pam Sun holds all of the cards?"
Jean smiles with a fox's calculations.
"Only if she signs Rick, but with her son's intervention, Rick won't easily work for her, assuming we could get him to do the movie with you in the first place, he may not want to be a star?!"
"Then what should I be doing? The New Years Eve show is in one week, and I am not sure how to approach Rick?"
Jean suggested.
"Sing him the song you made, Waiting for a Hero, then do the cover you are working on, Stand by Me! I think if you sing that behind the first, Rick might feel your emotions?!"
Kat made a fist and punched the air cutely, and exclaimed.
"Perfect! Those lyrics are beautiful, and I can express my feelings, thanks Jean, let us go so I can practice and record the song to release early."
So the two silly ladies left without anyone knowing the famous Kate Kong was among them.
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Inside the Tang VIP box...
Anthony, Kim, and Helen secretly came to watch Rick in his University match, and were surprised in his last fight. Not for his fighting ability they know all too well, but the crazy show he put on.
Helen with a chuckle said to her father and step-mother.
"Ufufu, Look at cousin Rick running and swaying for the bathroom, so funny!"
Anthony even had a bit of a smile on his face, due to the fact the Yellow Emperor actually had skill in Acting, and he himself felt entertained. He said.
"I have not seen a good Drunken-Fist in a long time, I think I was a small child when the movies came out. It is a rare style due to its complexity. Only real life Masters in the China Empire currently practice it on a daily basis, and just a few Masters of it in Eurasia actively pursue the art, going for more practical animal forms."
Kim, seeing her normally stoic husband talk animatedly about Rick, asked.
"So at the end there, while running and swaying, was he acting?"
Anthony laughed and told her.
"Ha-ha, No, he drank at least a half-gallon of beer in a short time, I am sure he had to pee like a racehorse!"
Helen with a soft spot for Rick said.
"Rick really can act, so I hope he thinks about it, maybe I will call him later, fufu. I will ask him for his autograph early."
Helen with Rick's help has gotten over the loss of her mother, due to having a family that cares. The two cousins talk at least once a week and in University.
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Up in the Long VIP box...
Some of the women in the room seeing me run for my bladder's life, just could not hold in their laughter at my warbling escape.
After wiping the tears from her eyes, Mary rubbed her belly and talked to it.
"Sorry baby, your daddy is a clown, ha-ha, but I will save this recording to show you when you are old enough to tease daddy."
Ashley said to Jim who was still holding an ice-pack on her shoulder.
"Monkey dear, your friend is a reliable man, so help him out in the future."
James confounded why his pet-nickname became freaking Monkey, just questions it again.
"Ash dear, why do you keep calling me Monkey, I don't think it fits me?!"
Ashley nodded and shot him down.
"If you want to be my husband, your nickname will be Monkey, or you can say goodbye to me."
James, looking like he ate shit, said.
"Ash, I love the name Monkey!"
Akeno jumps on the poor Monkey barrel.
"Hmm? Yes Monkey does eat bananas at home, so Monkey is perfect, better than Dumbo, I meant Jimbo."
The ladies in the room hearing and seeing their interaction made Jim hate life. From that day forward his wives would call him Monkey. Then in the future, when he finds out it was my fault, he actually jumps on me in anger and resentment!
Linda had been watching the last fight and her eyes sparkled with joy, as her emotionless voice stated with everyone agreeing.
"Our Rick, really can act."
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Star General Urology Department...
Sam and Pam Sun are sitting in a private VIP waiting room for the final results of his examination and testing.
"Sob sob sniff, Mummy, I can't take it anymore, make them fix me! I-I don't even get morning-wood anymore! Sob sob!"
Pam is holding the big boy in her arms and she is also heart broken about this sudden condition her little baby is suffering. The terrible news, this little bastard made the girls he got pregnant abort their children. Now if they can't fix him, she will have no grandchildren for passing on the Sun family Head too, and her sister will become the new Head over Sam.
This is the safety-mechanism of the 4 and 17 noble families. If the Head or next Head is incapable of bearing or has no blood child, they are passed over for inheritance rights. Thus, Pam will only be able to give her Head position to her sister or her sister's child, and this is shameful.
This is the reason Anthony gladly brought me back in the house, as a spare for if something happened to Helen, since Scott can never do that role. Of course Anthony, Helen, or I want this to happen. But clan survival demands it.
When Helen becomes the new Head, I lose the spare position and instead become a new Tang Branch Family, hence why my children having the Tang last name is so important for my future branch family.
When this happens, Hana's or Mary's baby will become the next future branch head after I pass it on, and it continues into the future. If the main family all died, my branch family would be the new main family, and so forth.
Both Linda and Tina will also be the Heads of a future branch family when their sisters take the Head positions. So my children with both of them will be Lang's and Feng's and the next heads of those branch families.
Why did I not include Victoria with the Feng and Lang description? Because that is a separate ball of fuck that is upcoming in our lives, sigh...
So with that description of noble houses, you can sympathize with poor Pam and Sam Sun, yeah right.
Pam had gotten an email on her smartphone from her secretary about Kate Kong's matter, so she looked at it while still holding her baby.
It was the information of possibly talking with the other 3 movie-studios, and then a video of Rick's Drunken-Master fight. Even Sam started to watch the video for a moment.
After the video ended, Pam frowned and muttered.
"Fucking-ass, that little bastard can act."
Sam seeing his mother calculate losses and gains worriedly sabotaged her thinking.
"Mommy, you cannot consider him, he doesn't even take acting classes at university! He has never acted at all, plus he is ugly for being a star. No one wants to see an average-looking man be successful!"
(A/N this is a joke about a reader 3-staring me and dropping, because Rick was not as handsome as the antagonists, telling me he was too ugly for a hot-harem.)
Pam was partially swayed by her little baby's words and said.
"Then we should make Rick join you in the Drama Club to prove he can be at my Sam's level of charm. You can bring him down with your acting ability, then Kate cannot complain if you are the star for the film, what do you say? If you are up for it, then I can re-sign them with more money, but with the condition that Rick has to out-perform you my sugarplum. Then you can star in that movie with Kate as the Bodyguard?"
Sam saw a glint of hope to finally get that incredible roll and nodded his head like a spoiled child.
"I have been in the Drama Club for a half year now and know all the students and teachers, so Rick will have no helpful aid in there, so I can get all the good parts and shove it in his ugly face. Let us do it mommy!"
Pam finally felt something good was coming her way.
"Then I will draw up a preliminary Contract with Jean and Kate, this time I will lock her in for longer with the bait of more money and top movie scripts. Then we can film the 2nd movie as soon as University lets-out, and the finished movie can be out in Fall!
At that moment of joy, the doctor comes in to deliver the bad or good news.
"Our entire department went over everything three times, with 6 specialist consultants. We have concluded that Sam Sun's condition is sexually contracted from a past partner. We have never seen tissue damage like this but it is consistent with other erectile dysfunction STDs of the past. It is very rare and we currently do not have a medical cure to repair the dysfunction. The only method that could work would be installing a penis-pump, but this will-not bring back the lost fertility, to be frank, Sam you are sterile and cannot have children ever in your life, my condolences."
The Sun will no longer rise...
-
Men's restroom at the Star Arena...
I just finished washing my hands, and I thankfully made it in time before I joined Ralph and Logan in the Hall of Shame!
As I walked out my lovely ladies had all waited for me, and we began to go up to the VIP room. Then Mercy asked.
"Master, this week, I will visit my mother for Remembrance Week, could you accompany me? And will you visit your parents, I will join you?"
I know she mentioned it once, but Mercy's mother had died on a battlefield fighting the Southern Cross in Africa about 6 or 7 years ago.
"Mary and I go every year, so I would love it if you met them. And I need to visit your mother, I have taken her daughter after-all."
Mercy warmly smiled at my wanting to join her.
This world does not have things like Thanksgiving, Christmas, Easter, Halloween, the 4th of July and many other world-wide Holidays of my past world, why? Because history is a bit different in my current world. But the big holiday the week before New Years is called Remembrance Week.
Remembrance Week is a National holiday practiced in Eurasia and North America. Schools and non-essential government buildings take a vacation as it is called a Winter-Break that goes till the 3rd of January. So students are off, but many businesses are still open.
What do people do on Remembrance Week? They go to any siblings or parents' graves and burn incense for them, believing your well-wishes and the smoke will reach the afterlife. Sadly, I know it won't, but the thought is still nice, so I will still do it for my parents, all three of them.
I did mention with funerals, we bury the dead then move on, but Remembrance Week is different because it does not include ancestors, like grandparents or uncles, nephews, or just friends. No it is specifically for direct blood, like siblings, parents, and children. This is a more personal mourning.
It is the closest thing to religion we have. The only other religion we have is respecting our ancestors and past Emperors and Mythical Beasts. Angels, Devils, Demons and the like are seen as the Guardian Beast many servants in the Heavenly Realm, this is all garbage of course, but legends are legends for a reason.
Jenifer hearing about my parents also said.
"Master, as your Personal Maid, I too wish to greet your parents. I have no one to greet though."
I smile at her and tell her. If this story is on any-other site than Scribble Hub, then it was stolen without permission!
"It is very good to not have anyone to visit or burn incense for, and my parents would love to meet you, so be at my side, Jen."
No, I am not going to tell this world the afterlife is a sham, why ruin hopes for everyone in the world, there is no positive purpose to it, and I hope none of my future selves ever do that as well. Faith is good for humanity. Someone to pray to when you are down sounds nice. Hell, I still do it, it feels good to think someone cares.
So we finally met up with my family and we set off for home...
Now for Remembrance Week...
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Chapter 125 F*cking-A, He Can Act! by Action-Fan
"Thanks for being a great sport, I will go now, and um, he might need medical attention, cough, Hic!"
I felt the beer hit me a bit in two ways. First a rapid amount of alcohol and a fast pumping heart just means a fast buzz. The second, I really have to fucking piss! That was 72 oz of liquid I have in my stomach and bladder, so point me to the nearest restroom!
Ignoring everyone, I zigzag in a staggering run for my goal, while still getting some chuckles from the drinkers that understand why I am running.
-
Up in the nosebleed-section, two women are watching the events unfold.
The first woman wearing a winter-cap and a medical-mask for a cold squinted her red-eyes and without seeing her mouth, you can tell she is smiling.
The second is an older redhead wearing a baseball-cap and a scarf around her neck. This older-woman just said with a bit of surprise.
"He really can act, and I can tell, he actually has talent for it! He seems to be better at physical-comedy for sure. If he was more handsome, he would even beat you out in popularity."
The younger woman said with a bit of displeasure.
"Looks are not everything you know. He makes up for it in many other-ways. He has this magnetic 'something' that pulls you to him."
"Sadly Kate, there are many who won't read a story with an average looking protagonist because they have poor-self-worth. So there are a portion of fans that won't like Rick even if he were a superhero. Plus you are gorgeous, so you don't even know what it is like to be average, like Rick."
Kate pointed her smartphone at Jean showing her her 10 year old self.
"I was less than average back then, so I do know what it was like to be in the shadows of girls like Tina Feng and Linda Lang. And you know what? Rick still made friends with me. So he looks past that."
Jean Jia forgot that part, she had only known the flashy and popular Kate. Even super idols came from humble pasts.
"Well, I will send this video to that tightwad Pam Sun with our demands. I will tell her I will take our contract to NBC (northern broadcast company), Tiger's Gate Entertainment, or 21st Century Lang Entertainment."
Kate, not the sharpest Spork, asks Jean.
(A/N A spork is a form of cutlery and combination utensil taking the form of a spoon-like scoop with two to four fork-like tines.)
"Why not just sign with Tiger's Gate Entertainment? They would hire a Tang to star in a movie, right?"
Jean nodded and explained.
"Of course they would, the problem is only SEG owns the rights to the Vampire movie you did. So you and Rick could not make it. The two of you would be stuck with an all new platform and script. The advantage of doing, The Vampire I fell for 2, is the fact it already has a following and fan base. Not only that, Pam Sun could make a shitty version replacing you and making your core movie credit diminish for a failed franchise."
"B-But, does that mean Pam Sun holds all of the cards?"
Jean smiles with a fox's calculations.
"Only if she signs Rick, but with her son's intervention, Rick won't easily work for her, assuming we could get him to do the movie with you in the first place, he may not want to be a star?!"
"Then what should I be doing? The New Years Eve show is in one week, and I am not sure how to approach Rick?"
Jean suggested.
"Sing him the song you made, Waiting for a Hero, then do the cover you are working on, Stand by Me! I think if you sing that behind the first, Rick might feel your emotions?!"
Kat made a fist and punched the air cutely, and exclaimed.
"Perfect! Those lyrics are beautiful, and I can express my feelings, thanks Jean, let us go so I can practice and record the song to release early."
So the two silly ladies left without anyone knowing the famous Kate Kong was among them.
-
Inside the Tang VIP box...
Anthony, Kim, and Helen secretly came to watch Rick in his University match, and were surprised in his last fight. Not for his fighting ability they know all too well, but the crazy show he put on.
Helen with a chuckle said to her father and step-mother.
"Ufufu, Look at cousin Rick running and swaying for the bathroom, so funny!"
Anthony even had a bit of a smile on his face, due to the fact the Yellow Emperor actually had skill in Acting, and he himself felt entertained. He said.
"I have not seen a good Drunken-Fist in a long time, I think I was a small child when the movies came out. It is a rare style due to its complexity. Only real life Masters in the China Empire currently practice it on a daily basis, and just a few Masters of it in Eurasia actively pursue the art, going for more practical animal forms."
Kim, seeing her normally stoic husband talk animatedly about Rick, asked.
"So at the end there, while running and swaying, was he acting?"
Anthony laughed and told her.
"Ha-ha, No, he drank at least a half-gallon of beer in a short time, I am sure he had to pee like a racehorse!"
Helen with a soft spot for Rick said.
"Rick really can act, so I hope he thinks about it, maybe I will call him later, fufu. I will ask him for his autograph early."
Helen with Rick's help has gotten over the loss of her mother, due to having a family that cares. The two cousins talk at least once a week and in University.
-
Up in the Long VIP box...
Some of the women in the room seeing me run for my bladder's life, just could not hold in their laughter at my warbling escape.
After wiping the tears from her eyes, Mary rubbed her belly and talked to it.
"Sorry baby, your daddy is a clown, ha-ha, but I will save this recording to show you when you are old enough to tease daddy."
Ashley said to Jim who was still holding an ice-pack on her shoulder.
"Monkey dear, your friend is a reliable man, so help him out in the future."
James confounded why his pet-nickname became freaking Monkey, just questions it again.
"Ash dear, why do you keep calling me Monkey, I don't think it fits me?!"
Ashley nodded and shot him down.
"If you want to be my husband, your nickname will be Monkey, or you can say goodbye to me."
James, looking like he ate shit, said.
"Ash, I love the name Monkey!"
Akeno jumps on the poor Monkey barrel.
"Hmm? Yes Monkey does eat bananas at home, so Monkey is perfect, better than Dumbo, I meant Jimbo."
The ladies in the room hearing and seeing their interaction made Jim hate life. From that day forward his wives would call him Monkey. Then in the future, when he finds out it was my fault, he actually jumps on me in anger and resentment!
Linda had been watching the last fight and her eyes sparkled with joy, as her emotionless voice stated with everyone agreeing.
"Our Rick, really can act."
-
Star General Urology Department...
Sam and Pam Sun are sitting in a private VIP waiting room for the final results of his examination and testing.
"Sob sob sniff, Mummy, I can't take it anymore, make them fix me! I-I don't even get morning-wood anymore! Sob sob!"
Pam is holding the big boy in her arms and she is also heart broken about this sudden condition her little baby is suffering. The terrible news, this little bastard made the girls he got pregnant abort their children. Now if they can't fix him, she will have no grandchildren for passing on the Sun family Head too, and her sister will become the new Head over Sam.
This is the safety-mechanism of the 4 and 17 noble families. If the Head or next Head is incapable of bearing or has no blood child, they are passed over for inheritance rights. Thus, Pam will only be able to give her Head position to her sister or her sister's child, and this is shameful.
This is the reason Anthony gladly brought me back in the house, as a spare for if something happened to Helen, since Scott can never do that role. Of course Anthony, Helen, or I want this to happen. But clan survival demands it.
When Helen becomes the new Head, I lose the spare position and instead become a new Tang Branch Family, hence why my children having the Tang last name is so important for my future branch family.
When this happens, Hana's or Mary's baby will become the next future branch head after I pass it on, and it continues into the future. If the main family all died, my branch family would be the new main family, and so forth.
Both Linda and Tina will also be the Heads of a future branch family when their sisters take the Head positions. So my children with both of them will be Lang's and Feng's and the next heads of those branch families.
Why did I not include Victoria with the Feng and Lang description? Because that is a separate ball of fuck that is upcoming in our lives, sigh...
So with that description of noble houses, you can sympathize with poor Pam and Sam Sun, yeah right.
Pam had gotten an email on her smartphone from her secretary about Kate Kong's matter, so she looked at it while still holding her baby.
It was the information of possibly talking with the other 3 movie-studios, and then a video of Rick's Drunken-Master fight. Even Sam started to watch the video for a moment.
After the video ended, Pam frowned and muttered.
"Fucking-ass, that little bastard can act."
Sam seeing his mother calculate losses and gains worriedly sabotaged her thinking.
"Mommy, you cannot consider him, he doesn't even take acting classes at university! He has never acted at all, plus he is ugly for being a star. No one wants to see an average-looking man be successful!"
(A/N this is a joke about a reader 3-staring me and dropping, because Rick was not as handsome as the antagonists, telling me he was too ugly for a hot-harem.)
Pam was partially swayed by her little baby's words and said.
"Then we should make Rick join you in the Drama Club to prove he can be at my Sam's level of charm. You can bring him down with your acting ability, then Kate cannot complain if you are the star for the film, what do you say? If you are up for it, then I can re-sign them with more money, but with the condition that Rick has to out-perform you my sugarplum. Then you can star in that movie with Kate as the Bodyguard?"
Sam saw a glint of hope to finally get that incredible roll and nodded his head like a spoiled child.
"I have been in the Drama Club for a half year now and know all the students and teachers, so Rick will have no helpful aid in there, so I can get all the good parts and shove it in his ugly face. Let us do it mommy!"
Pam finally felt something good was coming her way.
"Then I will draw up a preliminary Contract with Jean and Kate, this time I will lock her in for longer with the bait of more money and top movie scripts. Then we can film the 2nd movie as soon as University lets-out, and the finished movie can be out in Fall!
At that moment of joy, the doctor comes in to deliver the bad or good news.
"Our entire department went over everything three times, with 6 specialist consultants. We have concluded that Sam Sun's condition is sexually contracted from a past partner. We have never seen tissue damage like this but it is consistent with other erectile dysfunction STDs of the past. It is very rare and we currently do not have a medical cure to repair the dysfunction. The only method that could work would be installing a penis-pump, but this will-not bring back the lost fertility, to be frank, Sam you are sterile and cannot have children ever in your life, my condolences."
The Sun will no longer rise...
-
Men's restroom at the Star Arena...
I just finished washing my hands, and I thankfully made it in time before I joined Ralph and Logan in the Hall of Shame!
As I walked out my lovely ladies had all waited for me, and we began to go up to the VIP room. Then Mercy asked.
"Master, this week, I will visit my mother for Remembrance Week, could you accompany me? And will you visit your parents, I will join you?"
I know she mentioned it once, but Mercy's mother had died on a battlefield fighting the Southern Cross in Africa about 6 or 7 years ago.
"Mary and I go every year, so I would love it if you met them. And I need to visit your mother, I have taken her daughter after-all."
Mercy warmly smiled at my wanting to join her.
This world does not have things like Thanksgiving, Christmas, Easter, Halloween, the 4th of July and many other world-wide Holidays of my past world, why? Because history is a bit different in my current world. But the big holiday the week before New Years is called Remembrance Week.
Remembrance Week is a National holiday practiced in Eurasia and North America. Schools and non-essential government buildings take a vacation as it is called a Winter-Break that goes till the 3rd of January. So students are off, but many businesses are still open.
What do people do on Remembrance Week? They go to any siblings or parents' graves and burn incense for them, believing your well-wishes and the smoke will reach the afterlife. Sadly, I know it won't, but the thought is still nice, so I will still do it for my parents, all three of them.
I did mention with funerals, we bury the dead then move on, but Remembrance Week is different because it does not include ancestors, like grandparents or uncles, nephews, or just friends. No it is specifically for direct blood, like siblings, parents, and children. This is a more personal mourning.
It is the closest thing to religion we have. The only other religion we have is respecting our ancestors and past Emperors and Mythical Beasts. Angels, Devils, Demons and the like are seen as the Guardian Beast many servants in the Heavenly Realm, this is all garbage of course, but legends are legends for a reason.
Jenifer hearing about my parents also said.
"Master, as your Personal Maid, I too wish to greet your parents. I have no one to greet though."
I smile at her and tell her. If this story is on any-other site than Scribble Hub, then it was stolen without permission!
"It is very good to not have anyone to visit or burn incense for, and my parents would love to meet you, so be at my side, Jen."
No, I am not going to tell this world the afterlife is a sham, why ruin hopes for everyone in the world, there is no positive purpose to it, and I hope none of my future selves ever do that as well. Faith is good for humanity. Someone to pray to when you are down sounds nice. Hell, I still do it, it feels good to think someone cares.
So we finally met up with my family and we set off for home...
Now for Remembrance Week...
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