Chapter 3: Family
Translated by BunnyByun
Edited by ArroganceComplex
Episode 47: Misunderstanding Women
“Oh my God! Pervert!”
“Oh, my God! Help me, Saya!”
“I can’t! He’s definitely strong!”
Some screamed, some slumped and fell back, and some collapsed in despair.
It makes me feel that this is what an auspicious scream is.
I mean, if you scream like that and fall on the ground wearing a skirt, wouldn’t that lead to…
Oh, please stand up right now, I can literally see your underwear.
While I was suddenly attacked equally by them, there was one more thing that bothered me….
Who are they?
Maybe these four people are not students at our school.
One of them is a little taller than me, and two of them are about the same height as Shiori. The other one is a little shorter.
And all four of them seem to be quite well-dressed.
They have four qualities namely beautiful, cute, young, and plastic surgery beauty.
I don’t remember all of Shiori’s cronies, but I don’t think some of them are even at this level, even if they do, I would’ve at least crossed paths with them.
Besides, they don’t seem to recognize me either.
If it was Shiori’s guards, that would never happen.
“Wh-what Iori, when did you get home?”
This is where Shiori, who had been frozen in surprise, finally recovered.
She’s pretending to be calm as much as I do, glaring at me so that the other four wouldn’t notice.
“Well, maybe once in a while.”
“If you’re coming back, you should at least let us know. We’d be surprised like this.”
“My bad. I’m sorry I startled you and the other four.”
“They’ll be fine. Because you’re my brother.”
I’ll just ignore Shiori, who is acting like a big sister because she’s in front of people, and bow to the four of them who are slumped over.
If a naked man suddenly appeared, even I would be scared, so I had to show sincerity to the newcomers.
They might not be anti-me yet, and it’s not gentlemanly to be overbearing right from the start.
Seeing this, the mysterious girls A to D finally understood that I wasn’t a suspicious person and started to get up.
After gathering up their large luggage in a corner of the hallway, the five of them started to talk in secret so that I wouldn’t hear.
“Oh no, he saw my face. I mean, his muscles are amazing.”
“You said you’re keeping it a secret from your brother, right? His muscles are amazing!”
“If he finds out, he might tell everyone, right?… Nice body.”
(T/N: I guess Akimoto wasn’t lying when she said Iori’s muscles are beautiful. I guess I have to see that in the future kek)
“He’s a boy, he can’t keep it a secret!”
“Sorry! I didn’t expect him to be home at this time… but where is everyone looking?”
Well, I can hear you. Don’t underestimate interpreters.
I pretended not to sound like a gentleman, and put on the shirt I had left by my side. I felt uncomfortable as I felt some glances.
I don’t know how these four people became friends with Shiori, but judging from their conversation, it seems that they are not students at the same high school.
If that’s the case, I don’t think I’ll have anything to do with them in the future.
I’ve apologized to her, and I think I’m done.
“I’m sorry, but there’s a reason I’m here today, so please don’t go to my room. Bye.”
I said, and went to close the door…
Gah!
But before I could close the door, I was stopped by several hands.
It’s a dangerous action that can injure your fingers in some cases. I’m not sure why I’m in such a hurry.
“Wait, little brother! I can’t let you go right now! Do you understand?”
“What?”
“You’re going to brag to your friends that we were here today, aren’t you? I won’t let you! Never!”
“That’s absurd. I mean, who are you even to brag about with my friends?”
「「「「「 Eh? 」」」」
What?
When I responded with common sense, she suddenly looked at me like she couldn’t believe it.
You can almost hear the sound of a gong.
My words and actions were quite normal, and I’m sure there was nothing strange…
So why are they so surprised?
I don’t know why, but I put a question mark on my face.
“Uh, brother?”
“It’s Iori.”
“Iori-kun? Maybe you don’t know… about us?”
“What? Ah, Yeah…”
One of the taller one asked me that question, so I took another look at the four of them.
I had the impression that they were all good-looking on average, but I didn’t think I’d ever met any of them before.
No wait, I’m sure I’ve seen them somewhere… No, those are usually look-alikes or celebrity memories.
‘It’s just that you’re completely oblivious, and it’s awful that you’d forget about us!’It could be a pattern like that.
It would be better to say that I can remember even if it was a lie, but I’m sure they’ll find out soon enough.
Okay, I don’t know, is the final answer here.
“Well, if we’ve met somewhere, I’m sorry. I don’t remember.”
“What? No, that’s not what I meant… I’m sorry.”
The five of them gather again and whisper to each other.
“He knows… doesn’t he?”
“No, no, no, that’s not true. He’s a boy.”
“He’s just trying to be cool. He doesn’t doesn’t want to be seen following trends… like that?”
“Wow, that’s stupid.”
The JKs were saying incomprehensible things to each other again.
(T/N: JK is an abbreviation of the Japanese phrase ‘Joshi Kohsei’, literally ‘Highschool girls’.)
It seems that the traditional sword of hate gathering is becoming more and more effective, and I can hear the obvious rumors leaking out.
I wonder why all these people gather around me.
As I let out a sigh in my mind, I suddenly noticed something strange.
The four of them didn’t seem to be flirting with Shiori like her fans in our school.
To my eyes, they seem to have an equal relationship with her.
That’s surprising.
In some cases, I might be able to use this.
In the first place, all four of them are undoubtedly beautiful girls. In terms of looks, they are second to none to Shiori.(E/N: YESS!! NEW WAIFUS????)
It can’t be helped. Whether you’re a man or a gentleman, It’s the right choice to get along with each other.
…What kind of misunderstanding are these women even having!!!!!!!!!!!
“So, I’ll leave you guys alone to talk.”
“Wait, wait, wait! Why? Why are you trying to close the door? In front of five beautiful girls?!”
“So don’t grab the door! And the real beautiful girls I know would never call themselves beautiful!” (T/N: I’m ugly, I’m ugly xD)
“That means we’re not pretty!”
I’m not saying she’s not pretty, but compared to Cheena, any beautiful girl is a blur. (T/N: Man, he’s being loyal)
If you’re disappointed, go fix your personality and come back!
“I’m so mad! You really know about us, don’t you? Be honest with me!”
“Just because you’ve got a nice body doesn’t mean you should be carried away.”
“Iori, do you realize how rude you are being? You should apologize!”
“What? What if I didn’t know? You’re not a celebrity, and even if you were, I wouldn’t know it!”
I was annoyed by the pompous attitude of the misunderstanding women, so I blurted out the words that came to my mind.
I feel like I’ve been too blunt, but it’s okay because I’ll never see them again anyway.
But then, perhaps annoyed by my attitude, a cute girl walked up to me.
Then, in a pompous manner, she came up with a proposal.
“Hey, Iori-kun. I’ll hold your hand if you honestly say that you know us and that we’re cute. It’s not every day you get a chance like this, so don’t lie to me or you’ll regret it.”
“Eh?”
“I’ll even touch your body… a little bit for you. Come on, come on.”
And then the cute girl with the fluttering hands.
I don’t know why she’s so confident, but she’s egging me on with her ridiculous eyes.
The four people behind me were also giving me an unpleasant look, as if to say, ‘He’s going to fall.’
But…
“As I said, I don’t know about you guys. I’m not saying you’re not pretty, but do you really think you’re that good? And I don’t want to touch you or want you to touch me. I don’t want you to.”
“Eh…? C**p…”
Hearing my cold voice, the women fell to their knees again. This time, not out of fear, but out of despair.
“Really, what the h**l?”
With Shiori’s angry voice at my back, I closed the door this time. (T/N: Slam it right onto her face!)
A/N: I’m sorry for the conversation this time, it didn’t go very far…
I’m sorry about that m(。>__<。) m
I’ll try to make it better next time.
E/N: Sorry for the late upload, I edited it earlier but werent able to post it since I am about to get vaccinated. also just received the vaccine about an hour ago.
Chapter 3: Family
Translated by BunnyByun
Edited by ArroganceComplex
Episode 47: Misunderstanding Women
“Oh my God! Pervert!”
“Oh, my God! Help me, Saya!”
“I can’t! He’s definitely strong!”
Some screamed, some slumped and fell back, and some collapsed in despair.
It makes me feel that this is what an auspicious scream is.
I mean, if you scream like that and fall on the ground wearing a skirt, wouldn’t that lead to…
Oh, please stand up right now, I can literally see your underwear.
While I was suddenly attacked equally by them, there was one more thing that bothered me….
Who are they?
Maybe these four people are not students at our school.
One of them is a little taller than me, and two of them are about the same height as Shiori. The other one is a little shorter.
And all four of them seem to be quite well-dressed.
They have four qualities namely beautiful, cute, young, and plastic surgery beauty.
I don’t remember all of Shiori’s cronies, but I don’t think some of them are even at this level, even if they do, I would’ve at least crossed paths with them.
Besides, they don’t seem to recognize me either.
If it was Shiori’s guards, that would never happen.
“Wh-what Iori, when did you get home?”
This is where Shiori, who had been frozen in surprise, finally recovered.
She’s pretending to be calm as much as I do, glaring at me so that the other four wouldn’t notice.
“Well, maybe once in a while.”
“If you’re coming back, you should at least let us know. We’d be surprised like this.”
“My bad. I’m sorry I startled you and the other four.”
“They’ll be fine. Because you’re my brother.”
I’ll just ignore Shiori, who is acting like a big sister because she’s in front of people, and bow to the four of them who are slumped over.
If a naked man suddenly appeared, even I would be scared, so I had to show sincerity to the newcomers.
They might not be anti-me yet, and it’s not gentlemanly to be overbearing right from the start.
Seeing this, the mysterious girls A to D finally understood that I wasn’t a suspicious person and started to get up.
After gathering up their large luggage in a corner of the hallway, the five of them started to talk in secret so that I wouldn’t hear.
“Oh no, he saw my face. I mean, his muscles are amazing.”
“You said you’re keeping it a secret from your brother, right? His muscles are amazing!”
“If he finds out, he might tell everyone, right?… Nice body.”
(T/N: I guess Akimoto wasn’t lying when she said Iori’s muscles are beautiful. I guess I have to see that in the future kek)
“He’s a boy, he can’t keep it a secret!”
“Sorry! I didn’t expect him to be home at this time… but where is everyone looking?”
Well, I can hear you. Don’t underestimate interpreters.
I pretended not to sound like a gentleman, and put on the shirt I had left by my side. I felt uncomfortable as I felt some glances.
I don’t know how these four people became friends with Shiori, but judging from their conversation, it seems that they are not students at the same high school.
If that’s the case, I don’t think I’ll have anything to do with them in the future.
I’ve apologized to her, and I think I’m done.
“I’m sorry, but there’s a reason I’m here today, so please don’t go to my room. Bye.”
I said, and went to close the door…
Gah!
But before I could close the door, I was stopped by several hands.
It’s a dangerous action that can injure your fingers in some cases. I’m not sure why I’m in such a hurry.
“Wait, little brother! I can’t let you go right now! Do you understand?”
“What?”
“You’re going to brag to your friends that we were here today, aren’t you? I won’t let you! Never!”
“That’s absurd. I mean, who are you even to brag about with my friends?”
「「「「「 Eh? 」」」」
What?
When I responded with common sense, she suddenly looked at me like she couldn’t believe it.
You can almost hear the sound of a gong.
My words and actions were quite normal, and I’m sure there was nothing strange…
So why are they so surprised?
I don’t know why, but I put a question mark on my face.
“Uh, brother?”
“It’s Iori.”
“Iori-kun? Maybe you don’t know… about us?”
“What? Ah, Yeah…”
One of the taller one asked me that question, so I took another look at the four of them.
I had the impression that they were all good-looking on average, but I didn’t think I’d ever met any of them before.
No wait, I’m sure I’ve seen them somewhere… No, those are usually look-alikes or celebrity memories.
‘It’s just that you’re completely oblivious, and it’s awful that you’d forget about us!’It could be a pattern like that.
It would be better to say that I can remember even if it was a lie, but I’m sure they’ll find out soon enough.
Okay, I don’t know, is the final answer here.
“Well, if we’ve met somewhere, I’m sorry. I don’t remember.”
“What? No, that’s not what I meant… I’m sorry.”
The five of them gather again and whisper to each other.
“He knows… doesn’t he?”
“No, no, no, that’s not true. He’s a boy.”
“He’s just trying to be cool. He doesn’t doesn’t want to be seen following trends… like that?”
“Wow, that’s stupid.”
The JKs were saying incomprehensible things to each other again.
(T/N: JK is an abbreviation of the Japanese phrase ‘Joshi Kohsei’, literally ‘Highschool girls’.)
It seems that the traditional sword of hate gathering is becoming more and more effective, and I can hear the obvious rumors leaking out.
I wonder why all these people gather around me.
As I let out a sigh in my mind, I suddenly noticed something strange.
The four of them didn’t seem to be flirting with Shiori like her fans in our school.
To my eyes, they seem to have an equal relationship with her.
That’s surprising.
In some cases, I might be able to use this.
In the first place, all four of them are undoubtedly beautiful girls. In terms of looks, they are second to none to Shiori.(E/N: YESS!! NEW WAIFUS????)
It can’t be helped. Whether you’re a man or a gentleman, It’s the right choice to get along with each other.
…What kind of misunderstanding are these women even having!!!!!!!!!!!
“So, I’ll leave you guys alone to talk.”
“Wait, wait, wait! Why? Why are you trying to close the door? In front of five beautiful girls?!”
“So don’t grab the door! And the real beautiful girls I know would never call themselves beautiful!” (T/N: I’m ugly, I’m ugly xD)
“That means we’re not pretty!”
I’m not saying she’s not pretty, but compared to Cheena, any beautiful girl is a blur. (T/N: Man, he’s being loyal)
If you’re disappointed, go fix your personality and come back!
“I’m so mad! You really know about us, don’t you? Be honest with me!”
“Just because you’ve got a nice body doesn’t mean you should be carried away.”
“Iori, do you realize how rude you are being? You should apologize!”
“What? What if I didn’t know? You’re not a celebrity, and even if you were, I wouldn’t know it!”
I was annoyed by the pompous attitude of the misunderstanding women, so I blurted out the words that came to my mind.
I feel like I’ve been too blunt, but it’s okay because I’ll never see them again anyway.
But then, perhaps annoyed by my attitude, a cute girl walked up to me.
Then, in a pompous manner, she came up with a proposal.
“Hey, Iori-kun. I’ll hold your hand if you honestly say that you know us and that we’re cute. It’s not every day you get a chance like this, so don’t lie to me or you’ll regret it.”
“Eh?”
“I’ll even touch your body… a little bit for you. Come on, come on.”
And then the cute girl with the fluttering hands.
I don’t know why she’s so confident, but she’s egging me on with her ridiculous eyes.
The four people behind me were also giving me an unpleasant look, as if to say, ‘He’s going to fall.’
But…
“As I said, I don’t know about you guys. I’m not saying you’re not pretty, but do you really think you’re that good? And I don’t want to touch you or want you to touch me. I don’t want you to.”
“Eh…? C**p…”
Hearing my cold voice, the women fell to their knees again. This time, not out of fear, but out of despair.
“Really, what the h**l?”
With Shiori’s angry voice at my back, I closed the door this time. (T/N: Slam it right onto her face!)
A/N: I’m sorry for the conversation this time, it didn’t go very far…
I’m sorry about that m(。>__<。) m
I’ll try to make it better next time.
E/N: Sorry for the late upload, I edited it earlier but werent able to post it since I am about to get vaccinated. also just received the vaccine about an hour ago.
